₦airaland Forum

E go be.

Try importing and exporting of fashion wears.

Ok but they wouldn't be worshipped.

En no go still win election.

Nigerian politics sucks.

Beebah2000:
Here is the question

You have a girlfriend and this girlfriend of yours has a female bestie.
One day, your girlfriend's bestie called you and you guys greeted normal normal. So, she asked you if you could have time to go out with her, like to go watch film in cinema. But she doesn't want your girlfriend to know about it.
Will you agree to go out with her?

You will not concentrate on the bobo you are dating..you want to go out with his OG baa? E go clear. That time you go know say Loud no really loud.

Which one be baby daddy again bayi? You mean uncaught yahoo boy?

I don't really know who the real terrorists are in Nigeria. We have the legal and the illegal.

I happen to love a girl who is into a relationship.

It is at this point you should have logged out.

I have been in a relationship with dis girl for close to 11month now, though! When I approached her, she told me dat she has a boyfriend which they have been dating for close to 6yrs, but I ignorantly didn't listen to her for been sincere with me..

Sorry, excuse you, you were in a relationship with who? Same girlie in a relationship with sb else?

Am in my Early 20's

You are in your early 20's? 22?
So if they said you should take her naw, what will happen? Abi all your aim is just dating her without knowing sth about the aisle?

Let me do a small probability check for you.
If she has dated sb for about six years like you mentioned, she is probably older than you...let's say in her mid 20's or above.

Check: six years gone.

So if she is to date you, you'll probably need to burn another four years or more to settle down...and that's she hitting 30.

Did you get anything from this?
If you don't, forgetboutit.

As am typing dis right now, the guy is still very much around and I have become a stranger in their means.

Lol. You were always a stranger...but a known stranger. Kinda a deputy boyfriend..you know.., an alternative to boredom.

the last time I went to visit her,I was very disappointed in what I saw

Wetin you see?

Some girls are just too blind to see when a real guy is in love with dem. Though! Am not perfect but the guy is a rough mafia which she's not suppose to keep as a boyfriend. I think i made her understand that the love I have for her is genuine, but still yet' she's not seeing it. It got to a point I had to call her to let me know if am forcing myself on her and her reply was no

Oga, whether mafian or ninja, she was dating before you met her! Stop writing the brotherman off ...he is still the sitting president.

You think love is enough? Common sense should tell you you are only sb she uses to remember she is still attractive to people of the opposite gender. Sorry, I don't mince words.

I didn't go home for d short break we were given in school, I decided to stay back to see the scenario that will transpire between us.

E get how people go dey behave dey call am love not knowing it's pure stupidity.

I had crush on her far back in my year one
and am now in my final year. and I decided not go after her until when I was force by my friends to woo her last year.... And now dis is what am getting for loving her.

Na wa o. To be real okuko igbo na bad thing o. Ihe ojo!

Oh....my...heart.( I just love her so much)

Wetin bi dis na?
Is it really love or your brain is playing the tricks on you that you have to be the one who wins her? You feel you love her because another man is in the picture and she loves him more? To beat you dey hungry me.

Right now... I don't know whether I should quit the relationship or not.

Which relationship bikonu? No make me vex abeg.


This is the kind of situation where imbe dey happy say dem better pass some people sha. I see you the deputy boyfriend and the sitting boyfriend being just few of the many other ministerial boyfriends the girl has.

Gumi is synonymous to bad news. He is just one dark blurb of everything terrorism.

Free prison.

37?

Some husbands too tell their wives to stay at home for the fear of being deceived by another man. Some other men open a shop for them close to home.

James looks more of an improper fraction: big head, twisted shoulders, toothpick legs.

May he be found hale and hearty.

Na so Cele people dey do inside church?

I love working from home.

Lovexme:
Good morning. Can you assist with tracking a number? My phone got stolen and the person behind the number I want to track was involved in unlocking the phone. It's a foreign number. Can you help, please?

I can.

₦100k firm price.

Em222:
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What are you price range? Let's say for 3 or 4 bedroom...en suite.

The worst thing that can happen to a man is when pepsi don dey shak you.

Well done,ma.

I hope what you said you told her and she believed isn't lies.

17 rejected school, one graduated, 9 months pregnancy.

Ok o.

To be a foodlum is not a day job.

Please, in anything you are doing in this life, attempt to know the difference between pikin and child. E get why. One will do all these and go scott free, the other can never escape it.

I don't think Righteousness2 is hated. In Nigeria, people give reverence to self-acclaimed men of God than God himself.

I thought we casted out witches on 31st night?

Davido is a brolosho.

LordReed:
Not a question of belief but of facts. Jericho existed but there is no sign its walls were destroyed in the manner the Bible says. Your magic sky daddy is merely your mental construct and cannot do anything you don't ascribe to it.

And about life? How did it come?

Only calling and chatting. Now she has decended to visit me and i don't knw which lia i will tell my people

she is 2 years olden than me, thou i love her, and she love me too. I have even concluded that i will marry this girl

Three years of dating and you are still living with your people and planning how to marry her?

Chief, it's well.

Let her come. She means no harm. Maybe after two years of her staying and she conceiving three kids, you'll understand better.

By then, the veins coming out from your hands due to the heavy menial jobs you'll be doing will be enough to wire Badagry.

Dem say all road leading to Ohafia far no mean say people no dey go there! Be ready for marriage before claiming you are man enough.

I don't want to hear my wife this and that on Nairaland. Get sense. Onye gbara awo okwu nyere ya lift.

LordReed:
That London exists is not proof Harry Potter is a real person or that JK Rowling was documenting real history. That Jericho existed doesn't mean your magic sky daddy destroyed its walls.

Your belief. Yours.

Lewisdinho:
E be like say u no sabi some men, I've worked with one who discusses how he gives his wife different styles etc etc while we are in the office.

It's disgusting to discuss your woman's privy with you with friends!


There is what is called privacy!