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Celebrities › Re: 'Go & Hustle'– Zlatan Ibile To Street Hawker Who Tried To Collect Money From Him by chatinent:
No bi say the boy no dey hustle, it's just that the boy no dey do yahoo yahoo because behind every “go and hustle,” there is a hidden yahoo yahoo and prostitution resting somewhere in the corners. I am still available for research writing services that will pass Turnitin.
Politics › Re: EXPO 2020 Dubai: Buhari, 10 Ministers Jet Out To Dubai by chatinent: 6:59am On Dec 02, 2021
Most Traveller, Guinness World Record.
Politics › Re: Man Shows The Huge Bullets Shot To His House With Armoured Tank By Nigerian Army by chatinent: 6:57am On Dec 02, 2021
They are shooting MGs at civilians but take to their heels when BH calls them to the friendly match.
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 18 Suspected Illegal Oil Bunkerers In Port Harcourt (Photo) by chatinent:
If a poor man steals, it's illegal. If a big man steals, it is budget allocation. Na wa o. Biko, I am still available for your academic research writing services that will pass Turnitin.
Politics › Re: Babangida Aliyu's Trial: Jankaro Narrates Security Vote Disbursement by chatinent: 6:51am On Dec 02, 2021
This man go dey shak kaikai.
Romance › Re: What Do You do when you Feel Down Financially? by chatinent: 7:58pm On Dec 01, 2021
solidmyk:
How you dey take double am
You do more than a business?
I kill rest until sth shows up.

I am that relentless.
Family › Re: What Is The Most Annoying Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House by chatinent: 7:10pm On Dec 01, 2021
Feel at home hanty carry my singlet use clean makeup.
Romance › Re: What Do You do when you Feel Down Financially? by chatinent: 7:10pm On Dec 01, 2021
No sleep. Double my hustle.
Romance › Re: I Just Found Out That My Fiancée Is Cheating On Me by chatinent: 12:11am On Dec 01, 2021
Ok
Computers › Samsung Sens R530 Keyboard Needed For Quick Purchase by chatinent(op): 11:44pm On Nov 30, 2021
If you have it, I am buying asap.

Romance › Re: How I Found My Death Certificate With My Wife While I Am Still Alive by chatinent: 10:33pm On Nov 30, 2021
Dear Eve.
Politics › Re: Falz, Mr Macaroni Reject Sanwo-Olu’s Invite For Peace Walk by chatinent: 9:33pm On Nov 30, 2021
Naturally, I so love Falz and Macaroni so much.


My top fav. We will meet soon.
Politics › Re: Malami Begins Probe Into Reported Fraudulent Sale Of FG's Recovered Assets by chatinent: 9:32pm On Nov 30, 2021
Yinmu.
Politics › Re: 4 Reason Why BUHARI Should Not Release NNAMDI KANU by chatinent: 7:30pm On Nov 30, 2021
Observing intently...
Romance › Re: 30 Years Old And Still Living With My Parents! by chatinent:
A ___ at forty is a ___ forever.
A). Fruit B) Full C) Bull D) Pool

Phones › Re: Where Have I Been? by chatinent: 6:30pm On Nov 30, 2021
atheistandproud:
So this time last month, out of curiosity, I left a link to one of my YouTube on a thread on the home page. I have seen people do it, so I thought, why not.

I logged in later that evening only to see that I was banned for one month! My offense? Spam. 1 month ban for spam? It was outrageous! I messaged the supermods for three days straight and no one replied me.

It would have been easy to create an alternate account to terrorize them but that is childish. There's always life outside Nairaland.

I moved on and went to Medium. I spent the last month there and I currently have 89 subs. If I get to 100, I'll get monetized.

I also focused on my Facebook and Telegram pages. I have 500+ likes/follows on Facebook and 153 on Telegram. The Gallery thread Telegram chapter is also thriving. 170+ people there. One big happy family.

Coming back to Nairaland and I see that I have been mentioned about 28 times and I was powerless to contribute. Thanks to the owners of this place.

180 people currently follow me on this platform. I counted this morning just before my ban expired. I have put out so much content in the last month that may have been of help to many people.

I have also missed the conversation and the banter that goes on here between Skywalker240, sunshineV, mrbones2, hakeem4, hakeem12, drdjay, mohbola, ajilenu, edoairways, chatinent and too many others.

It's good to be back amongst the phone section family. Despite our plenty quarrels, I love you all. My stand remains the same tho, I'll give credit where due and strongly criticize where necessary.

I am taking part in a Xiaomi contest on Facebook and I'll need your votes to win. My due date is 29th. All I need is your like. That's all.

It's good to be back y'all.

Vote link: https://www.facebook.com/1919315465050240/posts/2976524955995947/

It'll take you to FB.
Welcome back!
Celebrities › Re: I Am A Wealthy Gold Digger — Tonto Dikeh by chatinent: 6:20pm On Nov 30, 2021
OfficialDad:
Wait!! grin grin did you just translate English to Igbo? Abi nah my brain dey reason am that way? cheesy

Celebrities › Re: Dare Art Alade & Deola Ayeni Celebrate 15th Wedding Anniversary (Photos) by chatinent:
Lots of love.
Celebrities › Re: What Business Can I Start With 50k? by chatinent: 1:28pm On Nov 30, 2021
Fast food.

You can start with noodles and tea. With time, add rice, chicken, dodo, etc.

Food is a big business.
Celebrities › Re: I Am A Wealthy Gold Digger — Tonto Dikeh by chatinent: 12:53pm On Nov 30, 2021
Wetin Tonto dey talk no concern me. My own bi say I have chosen to start disobeying English grammar. It is sycology not any psycology, nife not knife!


And “analogue” means ”they are fighting.”

Argue with yourself.

Period!
Education › Re: Student Kicked Out Of OAU In Final Year, Graduates With 1st Class From FUTA by chatinent: 9:59am On Nov 30, 2021
Quantity Surveying? ...in Nigeria?

Romance › Re: Female Gender Think Their Pussyy Is Gold by chatinent: 7:46am On Nov 30, 2021
E bi like this one don go spend en school fees for Crunches.
Politics › Re: 987 Properties Recovered From Okorocha Returned To Owners, Imo Govt Reveals by chatinent:
Rottweiler Okorocha is evil!

Politics › What Do You Have To Say About This From Flora Shaw? by chatinent(op): 11:06pm On Nov 29, 2021
I saw this picture on a status. Some comments made by Flora Shaw.

What's your say?

Romance › Re: Bachelorhood Is Highly Underated by chatinent: 10:06pm On Nov 29, 2021
I am a manchelor.
Family › Re: My Wife Is Getting Me Angry by chatinent: 9:56pm On Nov 29, 2021
lilvicky68:
If it's this English you're using to communicate with your wife then thats where your first problem lies..
I hail people wey understand am. E bi like when fowl dey scratch sth for ground.


cc: lalasticlala mynd44 seun Dominque, come and see OP
Family › Re: My Wife Is Getting Me Angry by chatinent:
I now got angry and beat her. I Neva injure her. all and some other thing .
I got angry and slap her twice. as she saw am really angry she begged me.
I love my wife I cant be beating her all d time she promise to change yet non. becos of bad caracter I refuse to take her to eatry. she now want to deny me sex until I slap sence into her.
You talk about beating her like you are talking about breathing!

About your mom, your mum should know her place and stop picking on minor things and controlling your family! Everybody knows that the wife’s mother will most likely want to come for the omugo unless it is mutually agreed on both mothers-in-law who should come first or last!

Mummy’s boy my arse!

You are also not doing your wife a favour marrying her! I will never mince words for rubbish!


Egbon, inasmuch as I don't support her not wanting you close to your mom, if na my sis you beat like this, I for don nack good grammar enter your body. That's not the main problem...the problem is you'll call the police for me and you will be asked to write statement, you go go copy another man murder case statement!

Nonsense and ingredients. Anyways, I am still available for Turnitin-friendly research writing services.
Travel › Re: I Have Been In The US For 4months Haven't Met Any Nigerians In Philadelphia by chatinent: 8:58pm On Nov 29, 2021
houstonia:
I stay around Exton, always in Philly every other Thursday, can I call you ?

Twitter: Houstonia, we could dm
I mean Philadelphia near Nekede.

Travel › Re: I Have Been In The US For 4months Haven't Met Any Nigerians In Philadelphia by chatinent: 8:42pm On Nov 29, 2021
I am in Philadelphia. Where are you?
houstonia:
I don't know if I am doing the right thing reaching out, but I am kinda homesick, I haven't met a single Nigerian since arriving the US 4months ago, please reach out to me if you stay around the Philadelphia area. I need to learn the ropes from good Nigerians here. Thanks.
Crime › Re: Lady Begs After She Was Caught Stealing From A Fabric Store In Lagos (Video, Pix by chatinent: 8:23pm On Nov 29, 2021
Dem no beat am or what?

Politics › Re: 5 Things The Police Cannot Do To You As A Nigerian Citizen. by chatinent: 7:38pm On Nov 29, 2021
Mancrossfire:
Chatinent! Chatinent!!chatinent!!!
How many times I kwuu you? grin grin
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