Celebrities › Re: Lady Calls Out Jnr Pope's Wife For Blocking Her After She Tattooed His Logo by chatinent: 7:04pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
The nose isn't enormous tho.
Has she taken a gaze at Obasanjo at all? OBJ was born on Nosember.
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Politics › Re: Wike To Akpabio: Shut Up, Don't Dare Me Or I Will Teach You A Lesson by chatinent: 6:58pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
Battle on social media, yet companions in the club.
Politics is who gets what, when, how, and why. It is a dirty game of chess with no kings and checkmates.
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Travel › Re: My Traveling Tips During COVID | MUST READ by chatinent: 6:53pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
Cool. |
Family › Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Punishment Received From Parents During Childhood by chatinent(op): 6:52pm On Mar 12, 2021*. Modified: 11:08am On Mar 13, 2021 |
Smiles. But do you agree your actions were filled with naivety kind of? Justkatty: Mine happened last Christmas Mumcy, my kid brother and I travelled for Xmas, and I can say, I'm not really conversant with my maternal home because I hardly travel. When we visited the village, I met a guy in the neighborhood who decided to take me round the village for me to see things. Hmmm foolish me followed him on his bike without telling anyone at home, we were still on our tour when my whole generation started calling me to know where I was but because I don't know the place I couldn't talk, and I had to ask him to reverse which he did, on getting home, everyone came out from the house and started yelling at me and the guy� chaii I felt for him and was also ashamed of myself. He was quite surprised that they could do that to a 26years old girl� So because of that, he avoided me till we left for the city. Freestainworld: the day I got the most embarrassing moment of my life while growing up is when mumsy flogged me from our house to my school right inside our class because I refused to go to school, the whole class was just watching me, I was made to report to my class teacher each morning I come to school just to make sure I won't skip class. That's embarrassing. Rocktation, farano, lalasticlala, pocohantas |
Food › Re: The Fish I Caught In My Compound by chatinent: 6:48pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
pozehnani: I think I have because on closer look I now discovered it looks like the one they call Bendel fish. Anytime I cook with that fish, my pot of soup doesnt last. So sweeeet?... It's expensive though. That's true, it's relatively expensive in non-riverine locales. |
Family › Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Punishment Received From Parents During Childhood by chatinent(op): 6:45pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
richmond500: nairaland has the highest number of stupid people per square kilometer If you can't be happy in life bro, there's a new way to get lost.
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Family › Share The Most Embarrassing Punishment Received From Parents During Childhood by chatinent(op): 6:34pm On Mar 12, 2021*. Modified: 7:10pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
Mine:
1. I can't even recall the actual thing I did, but I could remember my dad had the most embarrassing punitive strategies.
He instructed me to go facing the road, remove my shirt, and kneel.
We didn't go to school that day..maybe cos of a school fee ish or sth else. Baba, that road was the road my schoolmates always passed while returning.
At first, I obeyed thinking he'd forgive and let me free sooner or later. Oga no gree and it was reaching almost 3 pm. Na so I just stand up when I saw the first set of my school students returning. I feigned waiting for a bus.
Lol.
I didn't know baba was noticing all this. He waited till my actual mates were coming.. they came to meet me and asked why I was absent and those questions kind of..and as I was shaking hands with them.., Na so two lashes of broom cover my face. I ran mad. I could have been ran o’er by incoming vehicles.
Shame enveloped me in school.
Esp, one idiot who'd only have to look at me and begin to laugh in a serious class that period. Not that they were broom marks on my face tho, he'd just see me and start holding a laugh.
2. I wrote a love letter to a girl. Leaked. Mrs Nnorom flogged me in front of my sis. Big sis use the format chop any goodies wey enter my hand. Las Las she report.
Bro, oga flog me with belt outside. I form Behind no cry. My friends were watching only for me to go and fetch water, wash my face and free my tears in line.
Enough respect.
3. Lol, my mom told my pal I lied to I was 17 then that I was 13.
E pain me die.
All the respect the guy showed towards me died that moment.
I got angry, confronted mum, and asked her why she blackmailed me. I never finish the words when a resounding slap reminded me this is Nigeria.
4. The day I disconnected my dad's car stereo and removed that fan-like stuff in it to build a standing fan.
The rest is history.
Please share yours. |
Food › Re: The Fish I Caught In My Compound by chatinent: 6:13pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
pozehnani: Me too. Hoping to do that someday but I'm scared of big water bodies. Have you had a taste of a mud fish? My dear, you may accidentally bite of your index finger. I ate that fish in PH and it started purging me but I no gree stop chopping.
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Food › Re: The Fish I Caught In My Compound by chatinent: 6:04pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
So, OP dey carry basket dey go work?
It's paining me I'll have to only salivate and remember the taste of this great fish.
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Literature › Inside A Double Life - Story by Chatinent by chatinent(op): 3:59pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
This story is purely fictional and may not be reproduced in any form.
© Chatinent.
In this drama, I tend to picture the double-life of a young girl, by the name of Tobechukwu. Of course, the story will be as realistic as reality.
Updates will be made timely.
Follow for instant notification.
Title: Inside a Double Life. |
Literature › Re: Help Me Find These Books by chatinent: 3:19pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
How much is the pay? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do People Fear Celestial Church by chatinent: 3:17pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
Kriss216: No, you don't.
You were misinformed. I wasn't. Have a nice March. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman: "Buying A 3rd Jet Doesn't Mean Owning 3 Jets" by chatinent: 3:17pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
saajus: I don't know why a Pastor could be twisting his own words when there is video evidence. This depicts this man is a chronic liar and he can't help it.
These are his words;
"In COVID, I bought a jet In COVID The third, I have three The third one In COVID I was praying for COVID not to end because I was resting"
The video evidence is on Youtube. He was always a liar, bro. How else do you want him to explain tithes and offerings? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman: "Buying A 3rd Jet Doesn't Mean Owning 3 Jets" by chatinent: 3:16pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
So much shame.
A well-known thief stealing with God's name. |
Sports › Re: Patrice Motsepe Elected CAF President by chatinent: 3:13pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
Must he resemble Ned?
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Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do People Fear Celestial Church by chatinent: 3:11pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
Kriss216: No one knows the real methods to make Heaven. I do. |
Celebrities › Re: Uche Ogbodo Is Pregnant With Her Second Child (Photos) by chatinent: 3:11pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
Shellsploit: Na the pilot head be that. The plane dey autopilot, so e sit-down to collect fresh air. That head is familiar abeg.
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Celebrities › Re: Uche Ogbodo Is Pregnant With Her Second Child (Photos) by chatinent: 3:10pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
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Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 57 Yahoo Boys In Ogun, Recovers Two Pump Action Rifles (Photos) by chatinent: 3:03pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
Intern thugs of politicians who acquired freedom.
There was a country.
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Politics › Re: No Fuel Increment Until Conclusion Of FG, Labour Talks – Sylva by chatinent: 3:02pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
Timpre who was once a governor. Na wa o. The same sets of people have been ruling us since inception. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do People Fear Celestial Church by chatinent: 3:01pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
I don't fear them.
I don't just do their methods. |
Celebrities › Re: Uche Ogbodo Is Pregnant With Her Second Child (Photos) by chatinent: 2:59pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need An Advice ASAP! What Do You Think Please? by chatinent: 2:47pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
Whenever we are mating, she complains that condom is painful and going fresh then pulling out to cum is maltreating her cos that is when she cums too and enjoys it more (wahala). Truth be told, we aborted twice till the 3rd time when we found out about an unborn baby genetic test which cost 300k to confirm the genotype of your baby. I wonder why many girls are very stupid to stupor. But do you know there's a little difference between you and the fallen angels? BTW, I need the job. Working from home as virtual assistant.
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Celebrities › Re: Uche Ogbodo Is Pregnant With Her Second Child (Photos) by chatinent: 2:39pm On Mar 12, 2021*. Modified: 2:58pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
And who has that foodflask head at the back of the chair?
Looks like Ned Nwoko.
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Politics › Re: NIPOST Beats FIRS, Reclaims Stamp Duty Collection Right. by chatinent: 2:38pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
Irrelevant levies.
Thieves. |
Celebrities › Re: E-Money Shows Off His Office (Photos, Video) by chatinent: 2:36pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
Na wa o. |
Romance › Re: Beware Of "Dangerous" Married Women. by chatinent: 6:40am On Mar 12, 2021 |
GrandFinale2021: the nudes were probably from hacked accounts. I once hacked a milf's Account and saw her nudes all over her inbox she sent to men. I pitied her and deleted them before selling off the account. assuming I was the bad ass type I'd have used the pics to scam people just like the op was about to be scammed Let's talk about the back part. Hmm. |
Romance › Re: I Need Your Honest Opinion, Does This Make Sense? Picture by chatinent: 6:39am On Mar 12, 2021 |
He should marry his sister. His mum has done that to them.
Nonsense and ingredients.
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Politics › Re: House Of Representatives Is Broke — Spokesman by chatinent: 6:37am On Mar 12, 2021 |
Clowns.
Thieves.
Materialized demons. |
Politics › Re: JUST IN: Nigerian Govt Deceives Citizens, Raises Petrol Price Above N200 by chatinent: 6:36am On Mar 12, 2021 |
Lori Iro Mohammed.com. |
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Phones › Re: Airtel Trying So Hard To Go The Etisalat Way by chatinent: 8:56pm On Mar 11, 2021 |
Sinachi100: I doubt u bro
Glo is d best follow by MTN
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