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Politics › Re: Zahra Buhari Reveals Her Son Looks Like Her Husband by cheleku(m): 9:33pm On Oct 17, 2018

I see two spoilt brats that, courtesy of their parents, have benefitted immensely from the oils of the Delta...of course at the expense of the indigenous population who continue to wallow in unfathomable misery and material want.

Christianity Etc › Re: Meet Godwin Onasedu Who Controls Rain To Start And To Stop (pics) by cheleku(m): 7:46pm On Aug 27, 2018

killsmith:
Waiting for the brainwashed atheists to come and make ridicule of themselves. According to them, anything that cannot be scientifically experimented on, doesn't exist.... Brainwashed set of people.

You're the brainwashed guy here. Let the man make it rain, say in February. Ode like you.

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Romance › Re: 6 Ways To Identify Girls You Should Never Get Married To by cheleku(m): 11:26am On Aug 26, 2018

All these guys writing self-help stuff on marriage are often single and know not a thing about marriage. She must be this and that and that....See, there's no specific trait that makes a marriage. It's often about who you love and share similar ideologies with. If I'm an atheist for instance, why would I want to marry a religious person? You guys should just shut up and enjoy your wives; that's if you have one...Don't tell us who to marry or what to expect of our ladies. Thank you.

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Politics › Re: Certificate Forgery: Conspiracy Of Silence Among Buhari’s Appointees Deepens by cheleku(m): 4:05pm On Aug 04, 2018

Where are the defenders of APC government? Come and defend this too. Bloody hypocrites.

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Sports › Re: Odion Ighalo, His Wife Sonia And Their Children Pictured After Leaving World Cup by cheleku(m): 10:21am On Jul 01, 2018

YeyeGirl:
If its to press bwezz,u wee nt miss anytin o,ur hand go dey flexible pass new agege bread.. To score goal nao,ur nyash and legs stiff pass 1978 padlock.... Yeye ram...

Lol... God, it couldn't be funnier. Thanks for making my day Darling.

Travel › Re: Otedola Bridge, Lagos Tanker Explosion: 'Pictures Cannot Explain What I Saw' by cheleku(m): 8:26pm On Jun 28, 2018*

FortifiedCity:
Nawa oo

God has always kept and protected me and my family. We are supernaturally excused from sudden and calculated disasters. Glory be to his name forever Amen!!

If he's good to you and your family too, identify by punching the like button

How insensitive and silly can someone be! Get out with your self-righteousness, you like-seeking hypocrite.

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Politics › Re: "I Am In Difficult Situation Over Appointment" - Buhari by cheleku(m): 8:45pm On Jun 25, 2018

dafeyankee:
Muslims Marginalized?

This Sharia Council people are as useless as Okonkwo's father in the things fall apart story.

Nigeria will divide very soon,but it will not break up because of the Biafra agitation. Nigeria will break up as we are starting to get tired of the demands of the Muslims.

They want everything. The President,Senate President and the Speaker of the house are Muslims. They control the Military with Buratai. The Police is controlled by a Muslim IG.

90% of all Federal parastatals is controlled by Muslims. Even the Agbero's(NURTW) is Controlled by Muslims only.

What do Muslims want exactly?greedy people.

Oliver Twist asked for more(and he got beaten for it) and that is will happen to these greedy Muslims in this Country.

You're a bloody hypocrite. When Igbos complain of blatant marginalization, northernization and systemic islamization of the country, you label them rebels. Here you are, complaining about islamization because you're affected this time. You've ain't seen nothing yet, enjoy the perfect Nigerian union.

Car Talk › Re: I Mistakenly Bought A Non-drivable Car by cheleku(m): 1:36pm On Sep 30, 2017

I wonder why people are giving the op considerable time and attention in answering the question she posted. Op is a well known prevaricator.... From Toyota corrola to Ford! And to add, she has a history of falsification. Look at this tread by same Op where she was busted:

https://www.nairaland.com/3298977/husband-urinated-while-sleeping

Fashion › Re: Ugochi Ihezue Wins Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria MBGN 2017 (Photos) by cheleku(m): 9:25am On Sep 16, 2017

Why are Igbo girls always winning beauty peagents. Of course yah all know why. We have the prettiest and smartest Chics. A shame we share such beauty with peoples of different tribe that loathe the beauty , strength and intellect of the Igbo. They try to keep us down, but they forget it's in the genes...it's in our genes to shine. Ya haters can't do zilch about that!

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Politics › Re: Soldiers Trying To Enter Nnamdi Kanu's House In Umuahia (Photos, Video) by cheleku(m): 11:00pm On Sep 12, 2017

lafflaff123:
Good.

Arrest him now. Lock him up now.

Nnamdi Kanu is a threat to Nigeria. We have been co-existing peacefully until this failure appeared from the United Kingdom,to brainwash other failures like him.

Just lock him up,and let us give him the Mandela treatment(25 Years in Jail) and nothing will happen.

Lock him up. Lock him up. Lock him up.

Why is the coward still hiding under his bed?i thought he said he is ready to give up his life for the cause?coward.

He should come out and meet the soldiers like a man.

We've been living peacefully indeed!

Autos › Re: Sharp Benz 190 Saloon Auto Toks #820k 08096577304 by cheleku(m): 7:09pm On Sep 05, 2017

600k...and what's the year, 1991?

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Education › Re: Pictures - Finally, I Am A Graduate!! - Thank God - Viviangist.com by cheleku(m): 7:05pm On Sep 05, 2017

All these Igbo girls, una too dey fine...una too dey sabi book too. Who'd think Vivi was still in school whilst making all the waves. I salute your industry, nwa afo!

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Christianity Etc › Re: 29 Born Again Christians Return WAEC Certificates by cheleku(m): 9:11pm On Aug 09, 2017

FromZeroToHero:
My people perish due to lack of knowledge. If a man is in Christ Jesus, he is a new creature, old things has passed away. They should equally return all the salaries they have received with the certificate.

There are sins that require restitution. Don't live in sin that grace may abound. They did what was right, we should commend their genuine effort at restitution. As for what they've earned off their certs, that's not in their purview to change, but admitting that they cheated is enough recompense.

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Autos › Re: Damn SOLD SOLD Clean FirstSOLD SOLD Body Few Months Used Camry@650k Fixed by cheleku(m): 12:31am On Jun 18, 2017

Is that a Nigerian-used, manual 96 Camry you fixed for 650? You will be lucky if anyone buys that car for 350k. You guys should be realistic.

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Autos › Re: Toyota Camry 1999 In Superb Condition For Sale 750,000 (negotiable) by cheleku(m): 2:27pm On Apr 29, 2017

You gonna sell for 650? I will pay by next week. Serious buyer.

Autos › Re: Cityhood Of Dada Motors Won't Refund Me After Delivering A Dead SUV by cheleku(m): 11:24pm On Dec 25, 2016

Well, wouldn't be wise to jump into conclusion until we hear Cityhood's side of the story. But the lessons are clear; always inspect cars yourself before buying them. If possible go with your trusted mechanic. That way, these stories are avoided.

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Investment › Re: Prediction And Analysis On The Future Of MMM - Cramjones by cheleku(m): 8:57pm On Dec 16, 2016

MrEverest:
I doubt you really did research on MMM as you said op, your analysis is wrong. I hope you wont eat your words when they come out again in january.

Keep living in delusion. Have you ever asked how MMM makes the humongous profits it pays you? I wonder how we churn out daft heads from our schools; fools that can't even analyse simple math problems.

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Literature › Re: "I Threw Away My Green Card" – Soyinka by cheleku(m): 4:55pm On Dec 01, 2016

EdCure:
Is that really necessary?
That would be the peak of naivety and idiocy from an erudite professor...if he actually did it.

"Everyone realises how praiseworthy it is for a prince to honor his word and to be straightfoward...[but] a prudent man cannot, and must not, honour his word when it places him at a disadvantage and when the reasons for which he made his promise no longer exist."
--Niccolo Machiavelli, "The Prince" (pp 56-57).

I don't see how that makes him naive or an idiot. He doesn't believe in Trump's insular isolationist, and even racial policies. What he did was the honourable thing.

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Autos › Missing 1993 Camry V6, Black. Cp 127 RBC Abuja. by cheleku(op): 8:31pm On Nov 08, 2016

Hello Nairalanders, I travelled to Oyo only to come back to discover that my car has been stolen. It was stolen where I parked it (beside my compound) at B busstop Ifite, Awka, Anambra State; probably in the wee hours of today (8/11/2016) as a neighbor heard the sound of a car very early in the morning.

Car specification:
Registration; CP 137 RBC..Abuja
Make; Toyota Camry 1996. V6 XLE . colour; Black. Stainless Aloy rims and milk white interior.
I'd go through my archives to see if I'll see pictures of the car to post.

Thanks for any valuable info you may have.

Regards.

Travel › Re: Accident Along Agbor Road, Benin City (Disturbing Pics & Video) by cheleku(m): 5:58pm On Aug 24, 2016

What a loss! Notice the guy in the second picture and the lady in the third are putting on the same kind of print material.probably a couple. Sad.

Phones › Re: Android 7.0 Nougat Out: What You Should Know.(pics) by cheleku(m): 11:15am On Aug 24, 2016

RichDad1:
8.0 will be Doughnut.

You dey far brother....There's 'Donut' already...Android 1.5.

Politics › Re: Shekau Fatally Injured As Army Kills Boko Haram Commanders In Sambisa by cheleku(m): 10:33am On Aug 23, 2016

omenka:
Ugu Exporters would definitely not like this news.

Isn't there an end to folly for you? Have you ever imagined how your progenies, 200 years perhaps from now, will feel to know that their grand father was a dyed-in- the wool ethnic bigot despite his supposed education. Don't you get tired of this nonsensical twaddle of yours! I revulse to imagine what people like you will do in position of power. The only difference between you and the Hitlers of the world is just the opportunity. Change Omenka.

Health › Re: Nigerian Dupes Cancer Stricken White Woman (Photos) by cheleku(m): 2:28pm On Aug 21, 2016

mightyhazel:
Y na

Yorubas and international fraud be like,....

When will you guys stop all this silly stuffs. For Christ's sake what are we churning out of our universities! Doesn't common sense tell you crime is not localized to any race, genger or race. Instead of talking real solution to the problem, you're spewing hate-speech.

Abeg,who get dat zuma photo

Christianity Etc › Re: Olayinka Oduwole Makes Oxford University’s ‘Woman In Engineering’ List (Pics) by cheleku(m): 6:01pm On Aug 20, 2016

[quote author=sarzy post=48650396]I know you are pained for you to havr responded this way. I bet you wouldn't have typed this if it was your tribe that I eulogised, assuming this girl was from your tribe.

My reaction doesn't change the fact that your comment was stupid and hate-filled. Ordinarily, I do not respond to hate speeches on Nairaland. Reason being that such comments are often illogical, and filled with grammatical blunders, and I just naturally assume the posters are illiterates. I responded this time because you could at least string a sentence of two together grammatically. Yet disappointed that with your supposed education you're still an illiterate.

Christianity Etc › Re: Olayinka Oduwole Makes Oxford University’s ‘Woman In Engineering’ List (Pics) by cheleku(m): 12:06pm On Aug 20, 2016

sarzy:
Nigerians are great, thanks to the Yorubas! Yorubas don't need to beat chests, the world knows they are the giants of Africa.

While some people are spoiling Nigeria's name for drug trafficking and related offences, Yorubas are refining. If the Yorubaland decides to secede today, it will become the greatest country in Africa, and top 10 globally. The Jews will keep rushing down here as immigrants!
Congrats, girl! And thanks, TB Joshua!

You're indeed an illiterate. I pity whoever wasted time and resources in educating you. A shame the average Nigerian graduate is myopic, ethnically bigoted and plain stupid.

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Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Hosts Former First Ladies, Others At The Villa. Photos by cheleku(m): 2:31pm On Jun 11, 2016

Idiotic slowpoke...while they squander our resources, you are in some dark cave claiming 97%.

MoneyGreen:
Extravaganza lifestyle. Enjoy ya sef Jare.. Proudly 97%

5% can go and........ (fill in the space)

Education › Re: Veronica Ezeh-Chioma, UNIZIK Student, Dies Of Gas Explosion (pics) by cheleku(m): 5:22pm On May 09, 2016

OP, she was not a Biochemistry student. I understand she was studying Pub Admin. May her soul rest in peace.

Celebrities › Re: President Muhammadu Buhari Arrives China by cheleku(m): 5:20pm On Apr 11, 2016

I only see old people with wrinkled faces. Clear enough this is no country for young men.

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Autos › Re: Very Clean Toyota Camry Orobo V6 @380k by cheleku(m): 2:58pm On Apr 02, 2016

Drove this car...rugged stuff with loads of power. Wouldn't mind getting another. Upload engine pics and does it overheat? One of the recurring problem of old 3VZ engine.

Food › Re: Why You Should Always Choose Bananas With Dark Spots Than The Fresh One by cheleku(m): 10:05pm On Mar 15, 2016

Blatant lie. TNFs are proteins and like every other protein in our diet are quickly digested in the gut into amino acids. Hence you get no anti-cancer property or imunne ehancing effect. In fact, bananas with dark spots are already decomposing and are often rich in sugar-loving microbes that may be pathogenic.

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