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Politics / Re: Your Experience With Nigerian Potholes (see Pic). by Chenzee(m): 8:37am On Jan 12, 2021
seunny4lif:
Nigeria potholes has killed half a million Nigerians since 1960

Pathetic. Perhaps we'll start utilizing d airspace. As principalities and powers. Lolz.
Politics / Re: Your Experience With Nigerian Potholes (see Pic). by Chenzee(m): 8:36am On Jan 12, 2021
BabaOwen:
When you drive your car on some Nigerian roads, you will start crying for your car cause of how terrible some roads are.

If is possible for some tokunbo cars to open their mouth and speak, dem for they ask say "which kin country(Nigeria) be this wey dem carry dem come grin

Lolz. The reason why new cars are scared of coming to Naija. Just be patronizing d ones at Cotonou kawai.

One guy was driving home and his back tyres got stuck in a particular pothole. He didn't notice until he got home and realized it was half of the car + d front tyres that took him home. He had to go back collect d other remaining parts.Hilarious.
Politics / Re: Your Experience With Nigerian Potholes (see Pic). by Chenzee(m): 8:29am On Jan 12, 2021
Yobabad:
Nigeria pothole turned Tinubu teeth from white to brown

���... Our roads don turn weed (Indian hemp) abi.
Politics / Re: Your Experience With Nigerian Potholes (see Pic). by Chenzee(m): 8:27am On Jan 12, 2021
Freestainworld:
Nigerian potholes changed bobriskys life from man to woman.

��� Make him catch u. He will slap ur face with 1 million naira.
Politics / Re: Your Experience With Nigerian Potholes (see Pic). by Chenzee(m): 8:24am On Jan 12, 2021
haiti007:

It's gone. That's fate

Yeah. Such is life. No thanks to our Polithiefcians.

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Politics / Re: Your Experience With Nigerian Potholes (see Pic). by Chenzee(m): 11:15pm On Jan 11, 2021
Untainted007:
Nigeria pothole will throw u out from ur window to the road side.

Lolz. I guess it's d pothole that carried you from 2020 to 2021. Go back and check.
Politics / Re: Your Experience With Nigerian Potholes (see Pic). by Chenzee(m): 11:11pm On Jan 11, 2021
haiti007:
Nigeria pothole let a permanent scar on my left leg, and took the life of a friend cry

Those ones wey dey complain no know anything...

Sorry about that
Politics / Your Experience With Nigerian Potholes (see Pic). by Chenzee(m): 10:50pm On Jan 11, 2021
I never believed that South African roads could also be this bad until I stumbled on this picture. South Africans and Zimbabweans complaining about the deplorable state of tarred roads in their respective countries. I laughed out loud when I saw the hilarious comments. Come to Nigeria and see roads.

what will Nigerians say about the potholes on their roads? I guess we are used to them that we hardly ever talk about them even if we notice one.

What have Nigerian potholes done to you/ can do to you?

Politics / Describe Year 2020 In One Word. by Chenzee(m): 12:05am On Jan 06, 2021
It can be physically, emotionally, academically, spiritually, politically etc. Describe how 2020 affected or impacted you.
Your expectation for 2021.

Mine is: 2020 - Regret
2021- Miracle
Family / Re: Post Your New Year Picture by Chenzee(m): 6:14pm On Jan 01, 2021
Happy New year my pipo.

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Romance / Re: He Uploaded Our Videos And Photos After We Had A...... by Chenzee(m): 1:41pm On Sep 05, 2019
Sunnyshinylight:

Never forget your mum believed in your ability excessively
I don't get dat...
Family / Re: Do intertribal Marriages work? by Chenzee(m): 6:49pm On Sep 04, 2019
Zielle:
What's your view on inter-tribal marriages? What's bad about a Ibo marrying a Yoruba? An Ibibio marrying a Ibo? Yoruba marrying an Hausa? Etc

Have heard Yoruba men only like to marry Yoruba women, Ibo guys only like to marry Ibo women....

Can one have a successful marriage with a partner from another tribe?


As regards ur question; sure, inter-tribal marriages are very good, so long as the marriages are hinged upon the tenets of love...

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: . by Chenzee(m): 6:41pm On Sep 04, 2019
caringheart:
I'm looking for a loving single Nigerian man in the USA for marriage.

Between 29 - 45.

Plsss no single father, no divorced man.

Any tribe ok.


Best advice I'll give you is to serve God unswervingly, and a good man will come ur way...Don't be scared dat u r ageing... Every good and perfect gift comes from the Lord; James 1:17...Attach urself to a Church, mingle with fellow believers and be prayerful...Just contact me if u need any form of spiritual advice...Do not worry.

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Romance / Re: He Uploaded Our Videos And Photos After We Had A...... by Chenzee(m): 6:25pm On Sep 04, 2019
Sunnyshinylight:


What a man can do, a woman can do better....

You are very great friend
Lol... Thanks Man.
Romance / Re: Who Else Gets This Feeling by Chenzee(m): 6:21pm On Sep 04, 2019
lilianofentse:
Sometimes I feel weird for no reason.
At times I feel afraid and my heart keeps beating fast even though there's nothing bad going on.
I feel lonely at certain times even when I call my boyfriend I still feel empty. This is supposed to be on a health section but I feel like I know many romancelanders. Even when I think it's gone it just comes back after a while, sometimes it takes a week, sometimes a month.
I am generally a happy person, even people close to me tell me my smile alone makes them happy in some sort of way, but I guess only me knows me.
Is there anyone else who feels this way?
Some say it's depression but I don't think that it is.

Lol...I once had dat kinda feeling...It's just a feeling of incompleteness, unfulfillment and an insatiable appetite for something different....Just flip d pages of ur Bible (dat is if u have one) to Jeremiah 33:3 and Mathew 11:28.
Once u r done, pour out ur heart to God, then listen to what He will tell u..Stay blessed
Romance / Re: He Uploaded Our Videos And Photos After We Had A...... by Chenzee(m): 6:06pm On Sep 04, 2019
Sunnyshinylight:
Passion

This guy masquerading in a female moniker...U doing a great job sha...Use every means possible to draw ppl to Christ...I guess we r on dsame page though mine isn't mostly done on social media...Ride on bro..
Literature / Re: A Fool At Twenty by Chenzee(m): 4:37pm On Aug 23, 2019
Itunubabs:
Biko what happened? No updates since May
Sorry sir. Had some little difficulties with my phone..M on it.
Romance / Re: See Menstrual Cups That Can Be Worn During Sex by Chenzee(m): 1:38pm On Aug 23, 2019
nicepoker101:
you want to shag a fellow man like you? grin

Lol... Blackivy is not a man... She's a lady...
Travel / Re: Coldest States In Nigeria by Chenzee(m): 10:30am On Aug 23, 2019
czarina:
No, not from here. Only live here.

Interesting...
Travel / Re: Coldest States In Nigeria by Chenzee(m): 10:17am On Aug 23, 2019
czarina:
I've never been able to bring myself to buy an electric blanket, I dey fear that thing no be small . grin

Hahahaha...Fear fear baby. Baby no dey shame 4x
As in, r u indigenous my state?
Travel / Re: Coldest States In Nigeria by Chenzee(m): 12:12am On Aug 23, 2019
chibnnodi:
When I was serving and visited Jos, I felt dirty and went to bath. I swear, I ran out of the bathroom screaming, because of the chilled water. Those folks there strong o.

We there (in Jos) use electric blankets (its normally plugged in the wall) to warm ourselves cos a normal blanket one feel like he's sleeping outside...
Room heaters are everywhere. ACs don't sell there...Though there are other LGs that are damn hot e.g Wase, Langtang, Shendam etc. But taking the overall average temperature of a whole state, then Plateau is by far the coldest..
NB: We are talking about temperature as a state not selected locations.

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Romance / Re: HELP!!! I Really Don't Know Which Lady To Drop. by Chenzee(m): 11:26pm On Aug 22, 2019
IamPlato:
The First Girl You Mentioned Is The Type I Hate... I Dont Tolerate Girl Who get Provoked Or Raise Their Voice At Me. They Are Without Brain and Too Below Standard.


The Second Is My Type

Dats wot m saying my broda....A woman should never raise her voice at me...
Romance / Re: See Menstrual Cups That Can Be Worn During Sex by Chenzee(m): 11:22pm On Aug 22, 2019
ILEMUDA:

You will be forming saint Now....bur when she give you now....you will just Nack and clean ur mouth...... hmmmm naija shaii

Lol...I don't nack any longer... I'm her big bros na...Just gonna counsel her if need be...
blackivy will stay a virgin until her wedding night...Lions like ILEMUDA shud go find someone else...Hehehe

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Romance / Re: HELP!!! I Really Don't Know Which Lady To Drop. by Chenzee(m): 11:08pm On Aug 22, 2019
dojnr4real:
Drop both of them sir. Both won't make a good wife judging by your write-up

Lol...Ain't dat easy man....M doing something about it... Thanks.
Romance / Re: HELP!!! I Really Don't Know Which Lady To Drop. by Chenzee(m): 11:06pm On Aug 22, 2019
Ebenaba:
it's now clear you are new to dating if everyone keeps dropping this kind of thing on NL, it will be full already
You need to grow up and be manly enough to know this will resolve itself
You just have to take some personal steps
I pray you don't throw the right one away cos This is Inside Life
Shalom

Lol...Has a woman/women issues ever made u soliloquized a whole day as though u r d latest mad man in town?.I don't pray for dat to happen to u..I used to think I was a love guru and well experienced in it ooo my broda... Thanks though.

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Literature / Re: A Fool At Twenty by Chenzee(m): 10:50pm On Aug 22, 2019
grin
Romance / Re: See Menstrual Cups That Can Be Worn During Sex by Chenzee(m): 10:29pm On Aug 22, 2019
Blackivy27:
grin I'v already narrated the story her. No problem dear.

And u r not close to Jos, Plateau state. I would have kept u company...Don't worry, its well..
Romance / Re: See Menstrual Cups That Can Be Worn During Sex by Chenzee(m): 9:55pm On Aug 22, 2019
Blackivy27:
embarassed thats a sad topic. No.
M so sorry dear...I would've asked y, but seems it has brought bitter memories.
Romance / Re: See Menstrual Cups That Can Be Worn During Sex by Chenzee(m): 9:46pm On Aug 22, 2019
Blackivy27:
Thanks.
Uwc....Do u av a bf...?
Romance / Re: HELP!!! I Really Don't Know Which Lady To Drop. by Chenzee(m): 9:37pm On Aug 22, 2019
quisera:
The breakup should be temporary maybe for about a week or so. I guarantee u'll discover who u truly love thru dis means. Even wen u're with d oda person u'll always think of d one ur heart desires. I had 2 gf like u also and I lived in self denial for too long, making myself and dose around me believe I loved d wrong one until I broke up with d right one and I discovered she's actually d one I love. Na once I run go back

Hmmm ..This is very hard..But I'll look into that... Thanks bro.
Romance / Re: HELP!!! I Really Don't Know Which Lady To Drop. by Chenzee(m): 8:57pm On Aug 22, 2019
quisera:
U never know what you have until u lose it. You can only know who u love wen u break up with any of them. The one u miss the most is the one your heart has chosen. *Speaking from experience.

Lol....Oga dis is risky na...If I break up with person wey I love pass nko?
Romance / Re: See Menstrual Cups That Can Be Worn During Sex by Chenzee(m): 8:32pm On Aug 22, 2019
Blackivy27:
Yes. grin
Impressive....

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