biz1234: Who no like where he dey work? that is your opinion my brother..

@Biz,
Say a splutter bout ur bank and stop ranting, Nigerian r just haterz

Ebenezerk2: give out your bank's mobile code for easy access

@Ebenezerk2,
What/how do u mean by "banks's mobile code for easy access"
Don't make me assume u r too dumb to mean my Access PIN?
Haba Naija, which way forward?

somadila: Even God himself, Jesus christ and all his angels in heaven knows that i Love intercontinental bank , that bank has helped my life in numerous ways. Their slogan happy customer , happy bank was really making way for them. i know as at then, i can use my phone to perform my banking transaction without going to the bank known as i-mobile , a very fast and reliable application, their internet banking very active. But everything came to an end as soon as Access bank came and took over, Oh God!, help us... sometimes i wonder why good things like this don't last the test of time. wicked politics, corruption in the apex bank , sanusi and his evil came and sold off this sweet brand IBPLC.
@chibuzo- ikenna, i appreciate ur effort in bringing this thread but i must correct ur impression here, the only people that are very friendly and courteous in d midst of challenges like network downtime or product knowledge gap as u rightly said are only the few former Intercontinental bank staffs still remaining in some of the branches, the main Access bank staffs are something else . u can do a test run starting from ur branch there to confirm if my statement is thru or not, in case u need further proof then post it on this thread cos i wouldn't mind spending my money for us to send some mystery shoppers to few branches , i think they can successfully conduct this test for us. i believe in reality and not theory , let's learn to face the facts the way they are please. i wait to getting ur response on this.Regards and God bless you.

@somadila,
Am afraid u r wrong again. The leaders of ICB failed the shareholders and customers by giving out unsecued loans and other facilities.To say that its only ICB staffs in Access that r friendly is ruse, no matter the number of mystery shoppers u send to branches can rightly justify that cheap and inaccurate assumption.
Am an Access Warrior from day one, and have shown that over the little time I have been with the bank that am as resourceful and thorough as the very bests.
I only wanted u/us here to say nice words abt our various banks not to instigate govt decisions that u or I don't really knw its root.
Cheerio!

Pls I need to b updated with dis gist! #TeamMayD//

Nigerian UN peacekeepers dey der! UP NAIJA

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I don't knw about you nd others, buh I like my bank Access Bank. Not because I also work there buh because they r very friendly and courteous in d midst of challenges like network downtime or product knowlegde gap.
Let's discuss your banks here

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I don't knw about you nd others, buh I like my bank Access Bank. No because I also work there buh because they r very friendly and courteous in d midst of challenges like network downtime or product knowlegde gap.
Let's discuss your banks here

Weird weather indeed. I feel cold, dusty and feverish at d same time. May God have mercy

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Shaw007: yes,sitting at home,taking bread and tea while watching t.v is d plan of God 4 his life abi,mtcheww. .nonsense!!

Pls don't b a celebral maggot here! Ur wits and guts is disturbing and foolish. Read his lines over and be guided accordingly

[quote author=Tgirl4real]I felt is would be useful for people new on the forum.


List of Common Nairaland Words

Forum : Nairaland is an example of a forum.

Section : a forum can contain a number of sub forums (sections), each of which may have child boards and several topics. New topics/threads are started in a section and can be replied to by as many people as so wish.

ID: refers to your user name i.e. the name you registered with on Nairaland. E.g. Sagamite, Maclatunji, Jennykadry, Busybody, Debosky, Kay9 and so on

Forum User: Same as above and also referred to an unregistered user.

Moniker: a slang. A personal name or nickname. So, it also refer to user ID

Handle: Same as above

Newbie : refers to a new member.

OP: Means Original Poster i.e. the starter of a thread

Thread: It can also mean a topic. When you open a thread, it means you started a new topic/discussion to be debated upon by other forum users

Post: A post is a contribution/comment made by users on a thread. Members are usually allowed to edit their own posts.

Log-in: Before you can make a post/contribution, you need to log in. Only registered users can post/comment or start a thread on Nairaland.

PM : refers to private message. All members can send PMs to other members. An alert will be seen at the top of the page you are viewing when you get a PM. To view your PM, you have to check the email you registered with on Nairaland.

Moderator: (short form: "mod" are users (or employees) of the forum who are granted access to the posts and threads of all members (in their area of responsibility)for the purpose of moderating discussion and also keeping the forum clean. Moderators also help with answering general questions, as well as respond to specific complaints.

Common privileges of moderators include: deleting, merging, moving, and splitting of posts and threads, locking, renaming, stickying of threads, banning, suspending, unsuspending, unbanning, warning the members, or adding, editing, removing the polls of threads.

Administrator :(short form: "admin" manage the technical details required for running the site. They may promote (and demote) members to/from moderators, manage the rules, create sections and sub-sections, as well as perform any database operations (database backup etc.).

Seun is the administrator of Nairaland Forum.
https://www.nairaland.com/seun

Thanks.


You guys can add more words that can help new members understand the forum better.

Seun, you are welcome in advance.

How much dem pay you for this poo!

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people like you make me hurl.

you have no stake in the hollywood machine, they do not represent anything positive when it comes to people like you and i and yet you bend over backwards to defend their agenda. Black people like you remind me of how damaged we are as a race. JOlie wouldnt spit on you if you were on fire, she is cocooned in the kind of wealth and privilge you will never have access to in a million life times.

Misplaced priorities seem to be the portion of delusional black people like yourself.

Do u want some sex please? You seduce me with those perfectly fitted words. am nt gay tho... good words there

Go hug NEPA Transformer na

vanstanzy:

Shooo! [b][/b]All this "illuminati" s/hit neva tire una? Everybody now be illuminati even me.
All these artists are talented but the greedy ones chose to embrace the "DARK SIDE" to boost their fame, and not all. They know themselves better. So guy pls grow up and STOP sounding childish! Ur like is beginning to PISS US OFF.

desertboom: when u gave ur girlfriend ur only 100 naira, claiming to be a big boy only for her to caught u drinking garri the next hour.

Oga, you want to mean 'catch' you. Thanks

Hello NLanders is he by chance or anyway related to OLAKUNLE OLASHORE @ the HOUR Shared Services Desk @ Access Bank

Busy_body: I have a bigger skirt than the Moderator that you can seek shelter from to er. . .erm. . .oh dear, fancy me posting in the wrong section, I blame this NL2 and am still shocked I am not yet blind sef from this migrane-inducing fonts

Sowwy Moremi, you can carry on, my one year old pickin gave me his English Comprehension homework to do for him and I was practising and I mistakenly wandered here in peace instead of the education section, so off I go

You can send me whatever love and greeting your heart is bursting at the seams to heap on my head, in another thread or section because I don't like disobeying rules and derailing threads and . . .er. . .gulps

Who b dis sef
www.talkthrash.com

Hey OLDWOMAN, can't u notice the thread,

Create yours **********

queensmith: Qualities I want in a husband,

1 he must have an ivyleague/russel group university postgraduate degree and professional qualifications
2 he must be a neatfreak and be obsessive over cleanliness, and a very good cook that enjoys cooking every day.
3 he must know how to dress well and look presentable at all times
4 he must not be a bigot, misogynist, homophobic, backwards or closed minded (not nigerian)
5 he must have the same moral, ethical, social etc standards as i do.
6 Definitely not religious, i don't need that at my tender age
7 he must be packing, as in quality and quantity (trojan standards) non negotiable, and be totally freaky.

Everyone hauling words @ GEJ my advise to them is GET A LIFE or betterstill 2015 is around †ђξ corner, buy a form

See Lasgosians going GAGA....smh

ekt_bear: Moreover, practically speaking.

Would you want your CV to have:

Bachelors of Science, University of Lagos

or

Bachelors of Science, Moshood Abiola University, Lagos

Which sounds more prestigious to you?

So they've devalued the brand name of the university, and hurt the graduates of that school.

I have nothing against MKO. I was too young to know much about the guy, but he seemed like a nice-enough fellow.

But I don't like this move, personally.

@poster, you r shamefully disrespectful... Mr Abiola is your mate abi... Smh

Indeed LORD HAVE MERCY

Just asking curiously, how many of us ate that "yummy" meat that was killed dis morning,,

Cos I was close but I missed by inches.

No beef, just a simple question

XoXo

[quote author=queensmith]someone's chatting shit?

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Awesome!!!! Queen send me a mail @ mrchibuzoanyakora@yahoo.com,

kpakpaNwaabia: U C I D, u are a Bastard of jealousy, cos u are so senseless not to know that those singing de hymm or anthem of Biafra as a response to de attrociticies of ur Boko Haram hav their right 2 do so. U can open ur stinking mouth 2 talk about history which u know nothing about, isn't it a surprise 2 u dat those u allegedly wiped out are allive to sing de Biafran anthem? Isn't it a mystery dat they are today going about their lawfull businesses happily, while u and ur animalistic and nihilistic brothers are angrilly carrying bombs around killing innocent men and women, just becos u lost political power. In case u're still dreaming, political power is lost and lost forever, so try ur madness of bombing outside de north and see wat will be de fate of u useless creatures from de desert!

What's that not to stern!

~Bluetooth:


So what's the big deal if he's arrogant ?

I do loggerhead!people do, we all should do, if he thinks he's head he can't then be the complete entertainer he professes..... Bitch

xynerise: Just imagine their conversation . They will make a great DJ ACCAPELLA

Laughing so hard! It is well

Thank you. I will and should

Well said people! This is about the most intelligent responses I jhave since in a long while. I must insist that change is inevitable and must be embraced. Don't look down on people based on frivolities,Remember God does it all

I have been an ardent follower of Nairaland for say 6 years now, but have never really been commenting on issues posted. I have noticed a pattern that new members who try to comment on topics are either celebrally shown that they are rookies or/and completely shunned out. This pratice must be discouraged. Nairalanders if am wrong, can someone tell me the otherwise. Pls and pls no hate intended and no abusive words on this thread.

She might need to be beaten with many stripes, smh# so silly