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Latidoh1:
Are they chemicals? Why are they reacting?

JasonScoolari:



When I opened my window this morning to get some fresh air, I was surprised to see "Grade 8 Zombies" jumping and screaming my name that Obaseki has been restrained by the federal high court in Port Harcourt.



Dem never see anything.

Kriss216:
All we are are saying...

Nazo












Edo is not Lagos.

womenareapes:
Ps4 and a laptop!
and the funniest part is that she is not a Nigeria woman

donbachi:
A packet of benson

Mynd44:
A friend got me a laptop. A brand new laptop……

As for girlfriend, she once sent me 40k. Just cos I told her I was broke

DenreleDave:
We should be happy that men are realizing that marriage is a scam especially with a broke and self entitled woman..

The moment you get married to a lady that is broke, self entitled, has only pussy to offer, that moment you are finished on earth...

U r dead man... Bcox not only her will be dependent on you, even her family will suck you dry.... Her family will ur responsibility... She may even try to let u ignore your own family..


Guys, you can marry but if you must marry, avoid broke ladies, avoid ladies with fish brain, ladies with no offer than pussy..ladies that sit at home doing notin and only expect herself to cook and open pussy for man. Avoid them.


But if u get a lady that is different from this, u can consider her as a baby mama first.. If she doesn't misbehave, Wife her sharpally


Ladies to avoid: Onyi millenniumlad and Amata. rasha (My sweet singu momma ) etc

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
Most niggarrrs are now real niggarrrz
Them don realize say marriage na scam


Make God give us the kind money way we dey find
Na baby Mama sure pass anyday anytime twice on Monday
Marriage na overrated dog shiitt
We don realize say Couples are enduring and pretending. The sexual excitement after marriage is gone! They don't love themselves anymore.
Na when i tell one girl make she spend one week with me i take know. After three days my dickk nor dey get excited again and i was no longer comfortable with her being around
Unionism and marriage na scam

Confirmedzombie:
I must warn the FG now to declare a Total Lockdown in all states of the federation or face our wrath.

The cases keep increasing tremendously and FG are keeping quite.

A two months total lockdown will help us defeat this deadly virus.

Our people are dying day by day. Enough is enough.

All churches, mosque all borders should be shutdown.

Let everyone stock their homes and remain indoors.

We will vent our wrath on the FG if a total lockdown till further notice is not declared by tomorrow Sunday.

Enough is enough

internationalman:
Whatever happens to ANPP and APP.

Those are the party I used to vote for back in the 90s..

Yes I was already 18 as at then.

crossfm:
Hehehe,no refund after payment

FINESHIRT:
Lalasticlala


Come and settle this matter

MASTERCHIEF0847:
They won't get a dime.
They will be ignored into oblivion, it's like they don't know Buhari. And if you dare try any form of disturbance there you will be practicing social distancing inside police cell somewhere. Buhari no dey pay settlement o ask Niger delta militants.

Fuckyoumod:
Stop writing nonsense here!

So pleasure pack is a legacy for a Gov. After 8 years?

When Gov. Udom is busy building factories, from string, Airline to rice mill creating job opportunities in Akwa ibom.

Your here talking about pleasure park.
Just respect yourself!!!

Righteousness89:
Your Excellency, you have been badly advised on this...

You may have just opened Lagos state to More Casulties and Calamities!

This is a Slap on GOD ALMIGHTY..

I plead with you to rescind this decision Immediately...



This Admonishment is to the Presidency, the governors, the presidential task force , the Ncdc members and all involved in taking decisions in this time ..

The Earth is the LORD and the Fulness, the World and they that dwell therein. Psalm 24:1

GOD ALMIGHTY is the Creator of the World, the Nations, the humans and everything. HIS breath is what powers every living thing on Earth.

HE is GOD ALMIGHTY!
The MAKER and The KILLER
HE bringeth down to the Grave and he bringeth up
HE maketh poor and maketh Rich
HE bringeth low and lifteth up
HE does not share HIS Glory with anyone .
HE does not allow man, diseases or whatsoever to share HIS Glory.

The Life of all beings are in HIS hands.

My Admonishment to the above mentioned people and offices is that in all the Measures and decisions that you make , Remove your Hands from the church of GOD. Don't directly or indirectly Stand in the way of the Church. It is not healthy for you as an individual and for the Nation as a country.

No one has stood against GOD and had a good end.
Pharaoh, Haman, Herod, Nebuchadnezzar and others are examples of people who tried to play god and they were used as raw materials..

GOD is not Happy with the way The Church has been handled!

GOD ALMIGHTY is not Happy with the way the church has been handled!

Any measures being taken should not affect the Church in any way , form or size.

Corona virus or whatever cannot decide how GOD ALMIGHTY should be Served. It is an act of Despising and looking down on GOD. It is an act of foolishness.

My Admonishment is that every form of Measures of Whatever on the Church be taken off immediately..

They that have Ears to Hear, Let them Hear!

kazmanbanjoko:
I will sue sanwo-olu to court if na me.

stevmatt15:
Then you are a BAT

Elelenwo:
The man has more connection than MTN.

daddytime:
Enjoy the fruit of your labor unlike hushpupi and his many lazy mates and supporters.

Bigfffuuum:
Make up to $1000 per month playing simple puzzle game online.... they pay into your local bank account or throughout PayPal. ..
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