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The only murder I will happily commit is killing any bastard who will come to my house requesting for a DNA of a child I nurse the mother's pregnancy and nurtured him/her from birth . Wo betied that idiot. My wife can go with him o for all I care, but you see the pikin ba? na no go area

Adjovi:
It's not funny this are people we are talking about here. Show some sympathy.

ormal thing for naija

Starzo:
people died and you're using a laughing emoji, what the hell is wrong with you??

You're a disgusting animal

Normal thing for naija

This one don pursue himself from work

Abeg I no understand this kin picture jare, night don come

North is chilling

Explosion + AFCON eviction = double wahala

slowpoke

At 21, you have started. How far will u go?

Why can't we just make this armed forces day to include all the security sector we have in the country. This includes, army, police, civil defense, amotekun, ebubeagu, dss, SSS, just to put more color to the occasion. Since we don't have powerful weapons to display

KillIgbohoN0W:
What does she do for a living because that yansh I'm seeing is too tiny for clitocurrency exchange.

N-power

Does abokis know where they stand?

The best life to live is married life. I thought marriage will eventually deprived me from my going out, but the truth of it all be say na now the sweet life is becoming sweeter

you're doing well. You don't buy market
After the ragge u play the blues

A girl did it to me o. Her name is Isioma. We share the same birthday, our birthday for that year fell on Saturday, but she requested we celebrate on Sunday. Na she say she go come my house o. Now, I spend almost hundred K on Saturday to prepare a lavishing meal just to make her happy o tomorrow that she will come. I even paid for cinema for four people me, she, my frnd and his babe. Just on that Saturday night she chatted me that she won't make it tomorrow, that will be going for a tutorial for her masters degree program exam. To cut the long story short, I cut my cake alone, and I prayed to God that my next year's birthday, I will cut cake with my wife. My friend and his babe laughed. But behold, before next birthday my wife was almost due for delivery. Now what about Isioma?
She has finished her masters degree, working in a bank still looking for anyhow guy
What about me?
With three kids, a boy and two girls
Am sure she's here o. I told u I will never forgive you. You disgraced and disappointed me

saphiere:
Ladies be careful o. This is a trap.
I've once fell a victim of this. Though mine wasn't food.

When I turned his invitation down, he posted the gift he wanted to give me on his status so I decided to visit him. My experience was terrible.

No Nigerian man would give you anything without wanting something in return.

Let us open our eyes this year o.
Nigerian men don't wish us well. They just want to use you and then dump you.

Were u not a fool?
Infact you should thank your star you came back safely

Hashabiah:
When I see things like this I begin to wonder if our wickedness as humans isn't greater than that of the Devil's. What is that thing that could have prompted this man to kill little children that are probabaly his own by blood ,eh? Chai...

Yes! You maybe right. But when traced the origin of it all, it started and ended to the devil. The man you see was created in image of God, but the devil entered him to perpetuate evil

But what sins have they committed now? What about lawyers pray for cases to come to them or doctors praying for someone to sick? To me, they have not committed any sin

Fraustration

Useless fool

Tonto dike, come and see ur fellow woman. Not be to dey whine yash

SportsHD:
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How much be crosstour wey you dey shout clitocurrency? How much be 5-6m wey she no go fit afford?

See ur mouth as e dey lick

Mummy G.O has endorsed him. So, Tinubu for next president

Aboki na, una mumu be like zee world. Extra ordinary everyday

Irupetepete:
How God will do it, I don't know yet but this year, God put a big broad smile on my face.
Wipe my tears and make me laugh again...
Solve all issues giving me sleepless nights for me..
I want to laugh and smile again God..

I am Tinubu, come to my house tomorrow and take yours. It's real

ukpahu:
BUHARI IS GOING TO HELLFIRE

Mummy GO haven't said that

What of Gumi?

My brother what happened to Kenya people

What if I told y’all
Bad grammar Good as you want to brighten more

othermen:
It cost so little to get a crowd.

Most especially in Yoruba land

Over hyped. Which songs Wizkid get sef to thrill fans?

Sorry o, this not a joke. Before I opened this thread, I said to myself, it must must be this particular state and tribe. Lo and behold, my mind didn't lie to me