₦airaland Forum

Dranatomy: Hahaa... A pot man calling a kettle black

.....no mind am... pig wey dey call peson goat..

Spirit of Okija: When he lands, he should be taken off of the plane, dragged through the airport like a common crook (which he is) so everyone can see him as an example and driven off in a Black Maria in the full glare of the Public.. If he resists, any Police man with a 9mm Beretta or even an AK-47 service rifle should hit him in the face with the bugtr 24hrs.. Then he should be Questioned and charged to court for slander, conspiracy to incite violence and defamation of character..

Its time to start teaching these fools how to talk... Thats how every year during Obasanjos Regime, this faaggot kept predicting the death of the President..

Time to show him that he isnt above the law and God cant save him when the government comes for him..

.....All dis wey u talk say make dem do am. na jst because of say im talk abi?.na.im b say dem go do sme 2 u 4 tlkin all dis rubbish.....

My younger sis,married two years ago wt 2 kids nw bt is lookn 4 a job so as 2 help in her family upkeep,she wants ds seriously cos her hubby is gettn tired of spendn on her

Floxyluv: What do you want with her phone? Dont you have yours? . There's this thing called PRIVACY you know?

.....wat is PRIVACY again? wen i ve got assez 2 da private part of da privacy...abeg show me d dam fone jor....

......Ezi ..mtcheeeew

.....hmnn egwu dikwa

Tinyemeka: It's complicated.

How do you explain a situation where there are 3 people involved: one has the hots for you (of which you are a bit hesitant due to certain reasons), you are very much interested in her best friend who comes from the same village as you and you only got to know her through the first girl. And you can't do anything at the moment because you would look like a back-stabber (guy dumps babe for her best friend he). Third lady in the picture is one I'd met earlier on and who I decided had all the qualities I wanted in a lady and I even thought I was getting some green light! First day I went to visit, part of what this lady offered me as kola, was an album. Of her traditional wedding! I almost suffered a heart attack there and then. I still kept a straight face. Cos I hadn't told her anything at that point. Maybe I was suffering colour-blindness that what I thought I was seeing as green light was probably Amber **Sighs. Women sef** but we lady still talk on the phone on a daily basis. What we discuss? I don't even know.

Recently, I got to know from my father that I can't marry someone from the same kindred as Girl No 2 because we are too close. That then is out of the equation. Same goes for lady No. 3 leaving me with girl No. 1. I could be st.upid sometimes.

On a second thought, I think my status should rather read as Single. Not complicated.

........No..ur status shld b..no.1 nd 22. single nd confiused..

ariyebaba: Let wait n see if she is guity of the 15 count charges.

.....guilty? hmnn.. u cnt b guilty naija..xsept ur greedy jst d jdge sme prt of d money nd ur free lke bird...

tintingz: Who are we gonna belive now, k-solo or wife

...
....D two of dem

[quote author=Chyz*]Funny people. From Yoruba to Igbo and now to Ibibio. These camel fckers are trying their hardest to paint boko haram as "not a Northern but a Nigerian thing" with their cooked up stories.[/quote]......No mind d lazy fools...wen dey catch odas dey wont reveal anything bo wen dem catch d so calld easterna dey wil reveal dis n dat...for wich language ws he questiond self?

mandsignal: NEXT TARGET .goodluck

.......If u target goodluck, den we will shld embraise badluck na?....nah nah i dnt subscribe 2 dat ooo instead target jonathan n leave goodluck, we still need goodluck abeg.....lol

geosegun:

EKU-IJOKO literary means WELL-DONE FOR YOUR PATIENCE WHILE STILL SEATED.

EKU here works as an adjective qualifying a Noun(IJOKO).
As in EKU-ISE which means WELL-DONE FOR WORKING SO HARD.

.......I am not a yoruba man but to add a liitle to your post..if you cme to where many are standing nd some are sitting, you can only direct, Eku Ijoko, to the one's sitting nd not the peopl standing... I believe it should be...."Greetings seated one" because after the eku ijoko the greeter also add other greetings. Meaning that eku ijoko, is to get the attention of the seated person...

yoji: So to burst ur bubble, but mikel was average for me. Whenever chelsea is playin a superior team and they intend to defend truout, mikel comes in handy cos he jus sits back and breaks play which is no big deal since that's wat d rest of the team are doing anyway. To me chelsea's best performers were cole, drogba and cech. Mikel is now d kind of player dat if he plays, fine and if he doesn't, he's rarely missed.

.......Gud talk ...u watchd d match

vilively: If any of u know hausas very well then u will know that this informAtion isn't true.....not matter how indoctrinated an igbo man is into islam..hausas never like him and that is that.they will never entrust such leadership on an igbo man coz no matter what they always hate our guts.they hate us so much to kill us....I've lived with them long enough to know this...this can't b true.

..........dats y dey will cme 2 igboland nd make all d money frm cow sellin nd dey neva make any meaninful contribution 2 d devlopment of d area d highest d will do is 2 build 1 small mosque......ndi ufu obi

senben: I have always said many tactics have been devised to divert the minds of Nigerian's from BokoHaram seriously speaking they are beginning to cause the planned diversion and division among Us. Dat is we all joined in the blame game like Jonathan blaming Buari and Buari blaming Jonathan as being sponsor of BokoHaram. We must set aside our difference to fight this BokoHaram shit or else we will blaame our self till we harm each other.

.........ur very very correct, dey ve changed d game 2 mind game nd so many peepu are falling 4 it,... Information.....there is no way an igbo or yoruba man will be leading an hausa people 2 distroyin there nd hausa eldas will allw it 2 go on..there trying 2 divat our attention frm wat is goin on....

naijaking1: Ok, now I do understand how your sick mind works> You have an Igbo uncle who told you that 60% of Igbos do blood money. What, what, and what
If you have an uncle who tells you such a thing, they you really deserve pity, because you're a victim yourself.

..........falassy..him nd his uncle dey watch 2 much hme video n dem believ wetin dem see, sowi oo....so all d shotin 4 american action don mke rubber? Guy wake up dnt believe everythin u see 4 movie na mke believ...

bittyend: Didn't an Igbo man get arrested for being the bomb supplier to boko haram a couple of months ago?

Didn't an Igbo man get arrested in Pakistan for being part of taliban, or alqueda, and the guy was also the guy supplying them fake passports?

You igbo gorillas need to shut up.. An average igboman will sell his mother for money.. If bokoharam offers money for membership, I'm sure millions of igbo would sign up...

An igbo uncle told me today that 60% of igbos in Lagos got rich through blood money.. I can see through you holier than thou, pillocks.. The truth is bitter!

.........no igbo man will tie a bomb on his waist n blwn himself 2 pieses nt our stile...Ezi

jerrywool: [size=38pt]I remember MAJEK FASHEK. [/size]

... Thank you oh. Dis 1 wey he don smoke more dan 6 cigretes b4 interview go finish.. hmnn fear dey oh.

Ruubbiiiiiiiiiiiish...Ruubbiiiiiiiiiiiish...Ruubbiiiiiiiiiiiish...

The City: In the of Jesus,boko haram will fail and fall. Peace will reign in Nigeria

... Ameeeen oh

ProPastorChris:

i laugh in pidgin english.

may their evil plans turn on them and their supporters.

....Ameeeeeeen

[quote author=Rhino.5dm]Nnwanne'm, we know we can't have two kings in one kingdom but in this case, the igwe has committed a sacrilege and our ancestors may visit us with great wrath if the neccessary process to cleanse the kingdom is not followed.

On the third day, we shall all gather at town square to banish this "he-goat" that couldn't keep his "amu" in one place. I suggest you make your intrest known, if I'm not misunderstanding your intentions.

I have sent for "dibia" and the chief priest of umudike. . . . .da'alu, ummuyi [/quote]......have we heard from Amadi oha? Lets wait 4 d eze nmuo to cme, so dat we wld not incure d rot of the god's....

deniyor: Even though you are married to her, its still her body to do as she pleases.
The norm is that the wife should be considerate of the husband's feeling before doing such
but she has ignored your feelings on it (assuming she knew already).
I also find it annoying that there is a possibility that a guy drew it on her thereby exposing the family jewels.

If she knows you don't like tattoos, she has taken a risk that you might find it unappealing or worse, disgusting to you.
Now its up to you to determine how you want to react to it.

I am tempted to say don't let her get away with it easy, but ask yourself, is your marriage worth a tattoo?

PS: you both need to start working on your trust and communcation issues.

...not only dat, frm d little i knw about tatoo, is 4 showin off, u cnt just hav a tatoo inside ur bdy 4 no reason u will wnt it 2 be seen, n she knws dat d husband dos nt like, dats y she tries 2 cover herself frm her husband... My point is , if its nt 4 her husband she is dfinetly showin it to someone els...

slimyem: do what you have to do!
I have a friend who was born when his mum was abt 18.
She re-married and the only person who knows the guy as her son is only her husband.the family still thinks the guy is her brother till now (more than 30 yrs later).
Once again,keep it from your family as much as you can.
They wont live your life for you!

........since d only person dat knws, is her husband. hw did u nw knw, are u d husband

slimyem: someone has been a very bad girl.
damn!

.....every dog dey chop shit, bo na d 1, wey u see shit 4 mout na im be shit eater........

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arapoa: u stil av d babalawo contact? I need him.

.......i pity ur condition....she came out of it, bo u might not be able to come out of it alive...

bennyraz: Hmmmmmmmmmm.. It is well o.

even inside the well, is well

hi,wat sup pple/cheatn no dey pay o

Bro i need too, chy_ayobabe@yahoo.com