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Dnt chew foods wt mouth open n dnt ever allow those silly,annoyn,irritatn sounds come out of ya mouth while chewing tins

Gbawe: To mention a few indeed.

his hot temperance,i wl bet hes one of timlaheye's choleric

I was once a victim of this scam,cos i also applied in 2010,am nt soooo happy as am readn the thread nw,i even filled this yr's form already,bt God wl help me shaa

Thanks 4 d update oo,ur a darling

Bt y wud ds guy b holdn a baby nt up to one month dat way?the baby girl is yet to carry her head properly or is it becos he jst wanna pose 4 pix,na wao 4 ds new generatn papa...congrats shaa bt u gat a lot to learn

ItsModella: It happens to me occasionally. I feel like I'm in a coma, aware of my surroundings but my body would refuse to move. To open my eyes is very difficult, like say I dey use the eye lift weight. This happens to me mostly when I take an afternoon nap.

take lipton tea nah...

berem: Oyinbo people mumu no be small!

i jst tire 4 them jare....i don waka comot joor

The two boys are jst over-fed breastmilk babies....aint their fault at all

ferdiii: No be Ibo again?

i dnt blame u at alllllll,na u get ya mouth,alika

purplekayc: Better

mr man,wats better?hv u tot of the motive behind all these saga...?or u jst wanna post sth here

Thumbs up to Peter Obi buh i pray this is not one of all these political stunts pulled up by politicians in our country....lemme me watch n pray*yawns*feel lk eating puffpuff

na2day!:
* whistling * I love my country i no go lie
Na inside am, i go live and die

Just another day in the jungle called Nigeria,
Why am i not surprised
Money has changed hands, the story has changed

buh if it were to be a luxurious bus dat got accident n lives was lost wl they close the coy,if they wl,y havent they closed coys lk Young Shall Grow Motors,Peace Mass Transit n et al,DANA is supose 2 sue NCAA,for falsely accusing them,they shld v verified before suspending them.

Its very simple...she dyed d hair n used white gel on it.buh y wud som1 post ds nyama tin on NL n want us to believe its actually indomie on her hair....mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeew

ITbomb: Dana still have the best customer service on my record, I wouldn't mind going back to them after some weeks of sidon look as others go first

na waooo,y suspend them in the first place....super story....

Always biz biz,d one n only solution is ori(sheabutter),although i hate the foul scent,everyone you passes by will know you have robbed the so called Ori

musKeeto: Stopped after

The first people that robbed them was their English teachers, smh..

.....really smh,so that grad guy cant give a simple orally report....he might even be a first class honours candidate

Brand_new: Girl you are too raw for NL.

notice me...ur noticed indeed

9icest: That was how Yaradua own too start oh. One BS after the other. Anyways, she's just d first lady. So this won't really do us any bad. Besides, she's more useless than her hubby

Mr Seun,i dnt tink its right 4 u to allow sombdy on NL call d president n hs sick wife useless...its nt fair

sallyopy: DEATH= 100%. D= 20% this stands for your DESIRE. EAT= 60% this consitute to the food u eat. H=20 this is ur habit. This analysis shows that 60% of what we eat constitute to our death, while 20% is our desire for things of no importance and d remaining 20% for habit such as smoking. Eat wisely!!!

which kind?na 4 who get money nah...tell dat 1 to a father of two earning 10k a month n wife in same range of amt

Can you imagine?they are apologizing and they actually knew what an average Nigerian has to suffer becos of this,anyway i have already bought my pack of cabin biscuits

Johndoe100: Where I come from it is a taboo for men to be in the kitchen. It is a great insult for a woman to be around and a man goes to "cook". What arrant nonsense.

Oga where u come frm r still in dark ages

C d kind tin wey enta front page

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Now let me twist this Nollywood script a little. . .

Lets say freecocoa got pregnant at 15, had a daughter and somehow, sexkillz and freecocoa are in the same department in the university. They offer the same courses and occasionally bump into each other. They become friends and nothing more. Sexkillz was not privileged to know that freecocoa had a daughter. After graduation, they lost contact. Years later, It so happened that the lady sexkillz is in love with and wants to marry is freecocoa's daughter. . .

You expect me to call freecocoa, "mama"?
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ur jst looking 4 d lady's trouble ooo,u can simply call her inlaw

Are you serious?.....on a social network?......and Mr n Mrs Seun allowed it?very funny...................................:...:....................u came to the wrong place,if this get to the front page,they will kill you with their mouth,sorry in advance

I will advice that you let the boy stay wt the lady's parent and that he can come visit but you should spell this term out strongly,dont let yourselves be tricked into thinking the boy is yours though,and dont let him call you Dad cos ur nt his Dad,infact i dont think you can handle this,ur too young(am afraid d boy might 1day challenge u)please try look 4 a spiritual backup,d stress might too much on you,it wont be easy oooo,the mother n son has a bond already,you n your love cant break it ooo,they v both passd tru a lot 2geda...

Yes i kiss my hubby,immediately we are tru wt our morning devotion,i noticed he likes dat but d truth is dat at times it could be disgusting especially when he ate raw onion (with suya i mean),the night earlier,other than that,no big deal...i have also come to be enjoying that as well.(its only married peeps wl understand)but if i werent married,i cant kiss a guy who hasnt brush his teeth...hmmm,myama,sonosono tin joor

Na waoo,ds nairaland pple sef,stv said is tb unit while som pple here said is aids wings,Mrs seun,pls try n verify info wella

DICKtator: Why the "Is LUTH on fire?" Obviously it is!!!!!!!!!

dats why we v d mods 2 do d editing,dont u tink?