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doncaster:
So back to question, are u going to be submissive?

Define submission?

good point.

Anyways i will be a bit observant.

doncaster:
Awww don't worry as time goes some of the requirments will be getting off the list one after the other.
But to be honest you have to come and find out all these you have written. Are you going to believe if i say yes to your questions?

Depends

~Sauron~:
I had to.

Hmm ok

doncaster:
And the happy one's are submissive.

@Chika
Will u be submissive? because i am looking you with my corner eye.
No even know if u are M or F

Question is are you a wonderful man who knows what he wants and also knows how to get it?? are you capable of loving a woman for years to come? Do you have goals in life? Are you well read and spoken? Are you selfless? go and get yourself straight first jare

some of these chics look like someone pour sand for their face.

~Sauron~:
Of course.
The happy ones go the clubs on friday nights looking for a quick shag.

low blow

lol. . . Plappville is now tryna defend herself.

oh lawd!

doncaster:
smally wetin i do u now? u suppose know say i dey in a hurry.

Just wondering. Maybe Tondo don give you that thing wey hin dey carry around.

Oh this Englishitis didn't even start today sef. Na wa oo

doncaster:
And to reduce the rate of divorce as well.

@live all those feminist alone when their oga give order wey no favour them na them go enta rm dey cry like small pickin but when they come net them go dey look for people(gyls) wey them go decive.
No be today we begin see awusa with bow.

You too?? Na wa oo

Okija_juju:
Tatafo!!

Na me you wan face abi??   My own na typo, ehn own na "sin".  

I no understand o!!

The tin wan dey like curse. Tufiakwa.

Bupu asu. lol

There must be something in this thread. First Sisi jinx and now okija

Stay single.

laugh out loud. 16 bars nko? I ain't good at writing poems.

I guess it ain't

StephenP:
LOL!!! and you won't complain that he is "not man enough" ?_{ugh I hate that phrase}

Any sensible chic won't ever tell you that. Even if she feels that way she will never voice it out. Somethings aren't meant to be said at all!

Sorry Mista. . I haven't got a clue what to write.

LadyT:
The real problem is we all like to play games.
I'm gulity of it we all are.  We love the game then it all gets twisted and we all get upset.

Like I'm fronting like I'm a prim and proper lady but really I want him to pin me down and give it to me till I scream stop.

or him acting like he will get his woman anything but really in the back of his mind he's thinking can't you can anything your damn self?

Independant women do need men but not for materialistic things.  But for love and friendship and ofcourse rumpy pumpy and you can't get that with your mastercard!

Lmao!

doncaster:
Ahurum gi ifunanya

lol. ha haaa
Ifunanya means to love

Do whats in your heart and head.

Don't let an ugly person see a pregnant woman because the baby might turn out to be ugly. lol

reminds me of naija and this chic that wasn't attractive. they would always tell her to go and hide whenever a pregnant woman is passing by

Sisi Jinx:
As Tondo's self appointed interpreted, I am here to tell you that He is asking how he can help Nigerian Girls be sweet as sugar and honey because this is what he likes.


Thank you

I think he has infected you with Englishitis.

~Sauron~:
What does Ifunanya mean?

Love

~Sauron~:
Hehehehehehe. . . . . .I would start with Ifunanya.

that's a good start.

Some of you women are too dependent sha. Na wa oo. Even we are just girlfriends and you already wear me out with your demands. Sometimes I wonder what your significant others are going through.

mixture:
Well am not surprised @ everyone's reactions, but its a serious problem. Take a good look around you and you will find many relationships that were the envy of many but just few months or years after marriage the whole thing is a nightmare to both couples. The next thing you begin to notice is unfaithfulness of all sort, not necessarily sexual unfaithfulness but even in terms of finance, attention, telling of truth and all sorts. Throwing a dice makes it a game of chance, isn't it? Well if I ask God then should I also have my own preferences?

It is called taking a risk and having faith that it will all work out for the better. First of all, evaluate yourself and ask yourself if you truly are ready to get married. Are you the kind of man a woman would be lucky to have?? are you willing to compromise and love unconditionally?? etc. You alone knows the answer to these questions.

~Sauron~:
I just found me an Igbo chic in ma neighbourhood.
Can u gimme some Igbo lyrics to make her go wow??

Lyrics ke? Idk about all that. Write what you wanna say to her. Then i can write it in igbo for you.

~Sauron~:
Teach me some Igbo lingo.

What do you wanna know??

I see a trend here. Everyone is in love with their maternal grandparents. What happened to the paternal ones??

I though you just got out a relationship. Why did you jump into another so soon?