₦airaland Forum

kenzysmith:
Good evening guys went to my ex wedding yesterday and I saw how happy her husband was I dance to congratulate them and as soon I shook hands with my ex
I remember those nights she will beg me to sex her, I remember the styles I use her to learn, I remember how she gave me bj , I remember how I use to smack her ass when she use to give me doggy , I remember the countless time I have Bleep her then I burst into laughter the husband was impress and taught my laughter was joy and he thank me after I shook his hands why my ex shook her head towards the ground

I want to tender my apology for falling the wife brea....st drastically and the pu ...ss y I have handle with aggression I tender my apology to the unborn children for the brea...st I have su ck beyond repair am sorry they should forgive me

Islandlady:
Mehn this guys are extremists! These guys are just doing it to trend on social medias

Very soon we will see Obi supporters In Pants and bra, just to campaign!

Meanwhile that guy is fuglyyyy, by their head shape ye shall know them

Islandlady:
Nawa o, where is the tribalism here So is it a lie that the eastern youths are the largest consumer of "methamphetamine" locally known as mmpuru mmiri! So cut me all this emotional bullshit and be logical! Also learn how to face the truth!

Look let's all be guided, I hate nonsense o

Islandlady:
Seriously that's why the consumption of Mmpuru mmiri addicts is much in AfghanEastern, So sad

ExAngel007:
https://dailytrust.com/2023-unknown-persons-stole-my-academic-certificates-tinubu-tells-inec

LKO:
Misinformation sir. I have read widely on this issue and my best guy tested positive to the virus last year March. The drug usage is daily and for life at the moment. You stop taking your pill, the viral load goes up. That u are now undetected does not mean u stop taking your pill.Some health experts even insist that the pill is taken at same time every day. My friend was virally suppressed as at June last year, his viral load was 39, less than 50. As at September, he was already undetected. He has done another test last week and still awaiting his result. For emphasis, the pill is daily whether virally suppressed or not.

FutureIsFemale:
What can be done to stop Nigerian men from raping females especially the minors?

LKO:
Educative. But the problem is the compulsory daily usage of the drug for life and its side effects. What your say on this?

LKO:
Can such a person who now has low viral load according to, get marry and have children? What are the dangers ?

YoudeyVexme:
She left home since 2006 nobody heard from her... not even when our father died. There was no contact at all.

Surprisingly she came visiting yesterday looking thin and sick with a swollen feet. After much pestering to tell us the families whats the cause of it she said she's HIV positive since 2011.

Now the thing is what's the Implication of living with an hiv patients and if it's you would you accept such situations even if it's your blood to live with you?

kolamilan:
Nigeria was never on top of the map when God said, 'Let there be light'." Albert Einstein (1938)

"Drinking 'garri' doesn't mean you're poor, but allowing it to swell before drinking is Poverty. Isaac Newton (1842)

"He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry." Adolf Hilter (1996)

"It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realise that there are ways of solving problems without violence." Aristotle (1762)

"Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any." Queen Elizabeth (1945)

"He who unwraps a sharwama before tasting it cannot keep a secret." Abraham Lincoln (1864)

"Any man that uses his teeth to cut 'shaki' from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything." Martin Luther King Jnr (1900).

"Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of fire member." William Shakespeare (1788).

"Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria." Lord Lugard (1904).

"He who refuses to classify 'agege' bread and 'akara' as a type of sandwich is a racist." Martin Luther king Jnr (1931).

"Any man who drinks 'alomo' bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder." chief Olusegun Obasanjo(1999)

"Anyone who puts stew on 'jollof' rice has trust issues." Fela Kuti (1971)
." Have a great weekends friends!

Channah1:
And now I'm still very hungry .

Channah1:
The rain has kept me indoors since morning, not letting me know what to do with my life. So I slept only to wake up and realize I've not eaten.

I strolled to a nearby eatery and this was what I got for 1700. E no even "ok me".

Its better to cook your own meals o.. I can't wait for this regime to be over.

Semo 300
Soup 1 portion 400
Goat meat. That small thing 1k.

They tricked me into buying that soup because what I saw on the menu list was ognono 200 only to finish eating and the lady now told me it's 400. I checked again and saw that the menu list has torn. That was why the price of the ognono now tilted down and pointed to the wrong price ( 200).

Why would they even sell soup separately? Is that not wrong?

Ladyhippolyta88:
Will the baby not be born and still end up as a sinner? Did the Bible not say that any man born of a woman is a sinner? So why are you surprised and wanting to play dumb?

If a woman gets pregnant and doesn't want to keep the pregnancy it is not your business to tell her what to do with her body. Get that through your head and learn to respect people's privacy.

Read this below

Ladyhippolyta88:
An innocent foetus that will come and end up as a sinner.

Enlighten me on the methods and be realistic for once..

Islandlady:
When did Marriage become an important achievement that is making this Mumu man to mock the lady

I bet he is not really happy in that marriage sef...A child in adult skin

Islandlady:
When did Marriage become an important achievement that is making this Mumu man to mock the lady

I bet he is not really happy in that marriage sef...A child in adult skin

Omicron007:
The Boiling Ring(Heater) is a very common household electrical appliance in Nigeria. It can be adapted for various uses like boiling water and cooking light meals.

The Heater has caused a lot of disasters and even claimed lives in homes due to improper usage.


Back then in School, I and my roommates used this heater to prepare roasted chicken. When we kill a chicken, we remove the feathers and all the intestines and other necessary 'removables'.

We then insert the heater through the orifice created at the anus region and plug the heater. After some minutes, the chicken becomes fully roasted. We then order some Budweiser Beer to use and wash it down.

Share your experience(s) using this electrical appliance.

EkelediliBuhari:
am really not delighted to say it but i believe we should be able to look at things objectively and without sentiments.

Abortion is a birth control measure and should be restricted to the early stages of pregnancy.

EkelediliBuhari:
If i was aborted maybe i would have been happier than being born into this shithole.

Imagine the many almhajiris on the streets of every junction. what do you expect them to grow into?? pastors??

10 years from now is really going to be interesting.

EkelediliBuhari:
what nonsense

arrant nonsense. A woman should have the right to her body and what grows inside.

Until a baby is born, it does not have a right and the rights and decision of the woman stands supreme.

why force an unwanted pregnancy to be born when there is no plan for upkeep. i guess they just want more thugs and decadence in the society for them to take advantage of.

Karlovych:
Who am I?

I ran away from my village to claim Lagos as my homeland
I lied about my actual age and educational qualifications
I have monopoly over all IGR in Lagos
I have my urchins that rob and harass people in Lagos traffic
I sent soldiers to shoot civilians who were protesting for their human rights only to flee from the country hours after committing the act

helinues:
This Obi's supporters with their as usual noise.

This same PVC, the 2 leading party have urged their supporters to obtain it long time, infact they might have reserved PVC with INEC and with this extension, it's an opportunity to them to slot in more people, Yet Obi's supporters will make everything looks like they are the only people collecting their PVCS.

Reality3080:
what do biafrans need inec for?
Is Nigeria no longer a zoo?

Gidgiddy
Scamhunter
Kriss216

Come n see this betrayal n saboteur who wants to sell Biafra birth right for zoo president

Kingozymandias:
Liverpool will decline

Awka360:
U really lack love in your life. U must be from a broken and scattered home. Na dem

Bahamas95:
Their parents dey kiss na.