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Meeting my husband parents was a task for me sins am not Nigerian i landed and when i came to our house they where there. I watch allot of Naija movies so i was prepared but to my surprise they took me in i have wonderfull inlwas. Now when i report their son to them they always take my side, gheghe hi hihi hahaha. They luv me as their daughters his father doesnt play with me. So why do the Naija movies send the message that inlaws are terrible

And she will get life without parool. Very sad for her. A young girls life waisted. But y would they give a young girl like that a permit. According to scients our brain will develop untill we are 21 hhmm and she is 22 years only

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Chavez and ghadfi r both evil and crazy men

@johhny i wonder oohh but some women r to stuborn u know the guy is married and u still want to challenge his wife.Witness that nt so long ago and i was reaving mad at both women y would u challange a married woman. Nah wah 4 ppl these days

That guy is a weak basterd why didn't he confront the guy who tapt his wife ass.Very easy to hit a women when your weak.He should have hit the guy then he will see what is what.U see why mama gee talk that way about nigerian men.God the nerves they have to raise there hand on a women.Cave mentality

If god ever give me a third child i will put a tracking divice on my child and the nanny. If they can put it on dogs why not on my most valueble asset. Nigeria is becomming something else. Very sad i pray they find this baby.

‎​A woman in a Jewellers store, Farts while bending over to look at a Beautiful Diamond ring. She looks round, embarrassed, & sees the salesman standing behind her. Totally professional, he says,
"Good day Madam, How may I help U?"
Hoping that maybe he hadn't heard her 'accident', she asks "Sir, what's the Price of this lovely Ring?"
He answers,
"Madam, U Farted by just Looking at it, U're going to Pu Pu when i tell U the Price", =))

Quarrel btw a wife and her moda inlaw!u will leave dis house tday,my son will neva refuse me,unless it is nt dis my breast dat he sucked growing up!to which d wife replied,mama I am nt going aniwhere oh,ur son is nt going to do anithg,unless it is nt these breasts(pointg to her own breast) that he is sucking now!!!lol

‎​‎​What would you do: The boss wondered why one of his most valuable employees was absent without phoning in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employees home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper."Hello?""Is ur daddy home?" he asked."Yes," whispered the small voice."May I talk with him?"The child whispered "No."Surprised but wanting to talk to an adult, the boss asked, "Is your mommy there?""Yes""May I talk with her?" again the small voice whispered "No."Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?""Yes" whispered the child,"a policeman."Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?""No, he's busy" whispered the child."Busy doing what?""Talking to daddy, mommy and the fireman," came the whispered answer.Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece of the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?""A helicopter" answered a whispering voice."What is going on there?" demanded the boss now truly apprehensive. Again the whispering child answered, "The search team just landed a helicopter."Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle,    "Me.

‎​Little red riding hood was walking through the forest when the big bad wolf stopped her and said: Bitch suck my dick. Little red riding hood responded: Dude don't try to change the story, u know u r suppose to eat me!

@donjon spot on am proud of u wish more ppl on nl could be like this.

It beats me that everything that goes wrong in africa is the fault of the west.so ure african leaders are brainless? Pls stop this nonsence everything that goes wrong in Africa is due to the greed of African leaders period

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.
The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.

It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre the fighter pilot and says, "Pierre, kiss me!" He grabs a bottle of merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.

"What are you doing, Pierre?" asks the startled Marie.

"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!" She smiles, and they start kissing.

Things began to heat up. Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower." He tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts.

"Pierre, what are you doing?" asks the bewildered Marie.

"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!" They resume their passionate interlude. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!"

Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of cognac and pours it in her lap. He strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river.

Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms up and screams furiously, "Pierre, what in the hell do you think you're doing?"

Pierre stands up defiantly and says, "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames

I can only hoop that the next gov will pay us contractors. Am waiting 4 my money sins 2005. Bastards. Hp he's going to kirikiri.

Reports just reaching me has revealed that Paul the octopus didn't die a natural death but as a result of complications suffered when some over-zealous EPL fans supporting Arsenal F.C approached the revered octopus to predict that the foot-ball club will be winning this season's premier league.At the mentions of the football club's name the oracle Paul as he has come to be known went immediate into a panic attack and was gasping for breath.All efforts to resuscitate him proved futile whilst waiting on the medics' arrival.He was subsequently confirmed dead on arrival at the hospital and the cause of death was given as acute cardiac nonresistance as a result of the mentioning of the name Arsenal and a trophy.

This should make for an interesting read,strictly for the adults and matured minds herein, culled from sahara reporters


The Federal Republic of Nigeria, including its security outfits should wake and stop using brothers against brothers to fester their own nest. I have on many occasions urged that President Jonathan, be very cautious of the security reports presented to him. We saw it happen when one of our greatest patriots, Bola Ige was assassinated. The wife died days after the main accuse person was set free before her very eyes. Keyamo was equally made to suffer the same fate as this unfolding (dramma giocoso) of the Okah family.Keyamos brother who wanted to travel abroad by all means, was the fall guy they attempted to use against him. He was the mole that was relied on to lure or coerce Keyamo into droppping the confessional statement FRYO made to him concerning the murder of Bola Ige. Up till date, the killers of Bola Ige, are no where to be found. But are there in Nigeria, dancing and praising the angels of darkness that set them free. 4 Ogoni intellectuals had to be murdered to enable Abacha frame KENSAROWIWA for the Gallows. It took the drinking of a a cup of tea, for IBB to jail David West. Yet years after, we are still searching our filthy souls for answers to those who killed Marshal Harry and Dikibo.The star witness whom the Government of late Yaradua, alleged that saw Okah buy arms from the military, for the militants in the creeks, never took the witness stand. The very witness that was going to be called in the Angola versus Okahs arms deals, never appeared in court. Charles was right there in Apapa, when the bombs went off in Abuja. It took them weeks to apprehend him with his visitor LADOJA SONS and house maid. What the nation wants is the truth nothing but the truth. Be it Okah or Lucifer. May the souls of those who died in the bombing, not rest until the all the culprits are brought to book. We cannot continue like this for another 50yrs-not knowing the faces of the hired killers in our midst.

@mr cork this is a forum where people from different languages come 2gether english is nt mine. I speak dutch. So am nt ashamed for my errors.

Well am a beautifull women and all do am married men still toast me even when am with my husband but i allways put them in there place cause my husband is the most handsome guy on this earth. Imagen a halfcast married to a Nigerian living in Nigeria and we have our own bussiness i am well endowed cause i took after my black inheritance but i am very light in complecion no one can trash my handsome BLACK NIGERIAN HUSBAND no matter how rich or well connected u are. And i always tell him how hjandsome he is even when we were struggeling when we first came to Nigeria. So not all girls or women are the same.