coming from a girl: "#AroundOfApplause to all the lying ass born again christian chics wearing wonder bra. . . . . u know damn well that's a deceptive act, **smh**"

Nice one sledge i dey feel you jare

A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.
Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours?
Son: At School! (Robot slaps son) Ok, I lied, I went to the movies.
Dad: Which one did you see?
Son: Toy Story. (Robot slaps son again) Ok, it was 'A day with [i]por[/i]nstar.'
Dad: What?! When I was your age, I didn't even know what [i]por[/i]n was. (Robot slaps Dad)
Mom: Ha ha! After all he's your son. (Robot slaps mum)

Mrs Adamu to her housemaid: "Oh Lizzy, I suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary."
The housemaid replied: "I don't believe it ma, you're just saying that to make me jealous!"

Lol!!

cool jokes - as usual Sledge

I love 'em all - more pls. . .

Sledge i hope you are not up to something with this jokes

^^like what??

abeg gist me jor

you should know now

I don't know o!

Bashy, abeg tell me now. . .

ask sledge now haha na my mouth you wan hear say tisa mama die?

u don already talk am

Wetin i talk abeg no rope me oo

LOL. And the implication drama cont.

abi? ;d
@bashy
u go kpeme 2day, just relax, cus na for ur mouth i hear say "iya sikiri o wo pata"

Me ke? I don't have muscles to lift the wahala up not to say put it on ur neck.

Thank jare how was your day hope your guy did not lost his ATM card ?

‎​Little red riding hood was walking through the forest when the big bad wolf stopped her and said: Bitch suck my dick. Little red riding hood responded: Dude don't try to change the story, u know u r suppose to eat me!

‎​‎​What would you do: The boss wondered why one of his most valuable employees was absent without phoning in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employees home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper."Hello?""Is ur daddy home?" he asked."Yes," whispered the small voice."May I talk with him?"The child whispered "No."Surprised but wanting to talk to an adult, the boss asked, "Is your mommy there?""Yes""May I talk with her?" again the small voice whispered "No."Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?""Yes" whispered the child,"a policeman."Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?""No, he's busy" whispered the child."Busy doing what?""Talking to daddy, mommy and the fireman," came the whispered answer.Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece of the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?""A helicopter" answered a whispering voice."What is going on there?" demanded the boss now truly apprehensive. Again the whispering child answered, "The search team just landed a helicopter."Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle,    "Me.

Quarrel btw a wife and her moda inlaw!u will leave dis house tday,my son will neva refuse me,unless it is nt dis my breast dat he sucked growing up!to which d wife replied,mama I am nt going aniwhere oh,ur son is nt going to do anithg,unless it is nt these breasts(pointg to her own breast) that he is sucking now!!!lol

‎​A woman in a Jewellers store, Farts while bending over to look at a Beautiful Diamond ring. She looks round, embarrassed, & sees the salesman standing behind her. Totally professional, he says,
"Good day Madam, How may I help U?"
Hoping that maybe he hadn't heard her 'accident', she asks "Sir, what's the Price of this lovely Ring?"
He answers,
"Madam, U Farted by just Looking at it, U're going to Pu Pu when i tell U the Price", =))

The Stingy husband gave the Obedient wife instruction: "When I die, pack all my money in this trinket and put it in my Casket, i need it in heaven" "Sure." she assured. After his death, she put the trinket in the Casket and the Undertakers took it away. Her friend aghast, asked "U cant have done that" "I just did!" said the wife. "I put the cash in my account and Issued him a Cheque. He can cash it in Heaven."

buahahhhhhahhaha bashy i dey suspect uuuuuuuuuu

@joke funny

@nelson wetin i do now?

Nice series chilibabes. good job!

A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister" the judge began, "you've been brought here for drinking."

"Great!" the drunk exclaimed. "When do we get started?"

lol tyte stuff

Pastor: "You’re lucky this water tastes good, I was about to f[i]uc[/i]k you up with prayers."

BEAUTIFUL!!! Keep it up guys

Sledge welcome back from the land of the jokes

Junior and mum were having a bath then Junior pointed to his mum's pubic region.

Junior: Mum, what's this hairy thing?
Mum: It's a sponge.
Jumior: Okay! The baby sitter has one.
Mum: (surprised) Junior, how do u know this?
Junior: The other day, I saw her washing daddy's face with it.