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EfemenaXY:
You're taking this sensation-seeking thread seriously?

Make e be one thread I take seriously na. how I go do. So irritating

dinachi:
Rotten corpse, when are they burying you? Hard to believe you are able to lift up the layers of dirt and lies covering your eyes to see enough to type this. With you I am now suspecting that madness is transferable.

Where did you steal this line from .
Mad fa.Ggot.

Have you seen the guy that molested you in the seminary?

EfemenaXY:
Haha!

Kinda like been told Santa Clause isn't real either, eh?

We called it father Christmas .

EfemenaXY:
Lol!

It was really good entertainment, I tell you. Until an uncle "spoilt" it all by saying/ confirming that none of it was real. Just for fun and entertainment.

I was heartbroken, I tell ya.

Efe, are you sure you weren't me

We didn't sleep the day we were told it wasn't real.

In fact you need to see the way my bros was crying when ultimate warrior won hulk Hogan. He didn't sleep that night.

babygirlfl:
We see them everyday in nairaland.

Namely ...

Coogar
Dinach( this one need mental assessment )
Crackhaus
Pickabeau
Who again...

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EfemenaXY:
Lol!

Yeah, I was a wrestling fan of that Era. I remember the fight between Kamala and the Undertaker. Kamala was in the ring awaiting the Undertaker but took off as soon as he saw the arrival of the coffin.


@op: no mentione of the Von Eric Brothers?

That kamala fight was one of the funniest . The look on his face with with fat asss

Abeg na dinachi dey call somebody scammer.

Wonders shall never end .
Dinachi the polimonikering who're.

Female moniker, male moniker.

Pussy smeller.
fagg.ot who was raped in the seminary.

I have told him times without number to get help, him still dey Waka from thread to thread .


Dinachi, your client never pay ni.

Abeg Wetin the topic dey talk sef

sassysatino:
This doesn't suit her atall...She makes me feel to be preggy is the end of your beauty.. Dear Oma, be stylish with your pregnancy cos it's not the end of the world..
A make-up free Omawunmi was spotted stepping out of her house and She indeed Killed the look [I mean killed it]

See more; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/03/what-is-pregnancy-doing-to-omawumi.html

I must blog!

coogar:
chillis, na your boyfriend be that?

You remember this your favorite gif?

He has finally moved to Brazil and he is rocking life.
https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/2749077/fat-kid-dancing-o.gif

Anyway, for those without mb. Here it is
https://gifsforum.com/images_new/gif/trolling%20gifs/grand/fat_dance_gif.gif

Timbuktou:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOjvPOBvd9A



Discuss.

Cc:
Freecocoa
Bukatyne
Pickabeau1
TV01
Crackhaus
Nonso23

Wtf.
No summary
No video

Nada.

Is it by force to open thread?

edwife:
My favourite Hulk,Shawn and Stone.

I watched wrestling tire.....

I had a baby crush on ultimate worrior

But he was always beaten by hulk hogan.
The joy on my face when he won once.

Menh I have forgotten all these .
I thought you would like kampala

Menh I could kill for that ultimate warrior asss

Edwife
Cococandy ( I dash you kamala)
Efemenaxy

Freest:
It happened this morning oh, was bathing and prepping for work when i heard my dad at the top of his voice, before i knew it i heard mumsy crying, he had slapped her. Am in the same house( Haven't been able to move out yet) and i couldn't just bear my mum crying so i went to my dad to tell him what he did was not right. He is almost 60 and so is his wife, at that age you slap your wife i was trying to use the voice of reason as i was angry but kept my calm (Who wouldn't be angry seeing his/her mum cry?) before i could finish explaining and appealing to him i received from his left hand of righteousness a resounding slap... it got me confused as i didn't know what i did to deserve such. I didn't say anything harsh nor abusive. Am angry but didn't wanna return that slap nor say words I'll regret. I told him I'm moving out and he just lost a son, he replied that i wont be missed. I wanna do something he'll never forget, before i leave, please i need advice as it dented my personality even amongst my younger siblings and neighbors. I really am confused on what to do before moving out. Am so pissed now
pls sincere advice. thanks

Na wah.
You people should start using your brains for goodness sake.

How can she marry this kind of person with this description?


After you end up complaining and frustrated.

Is she that desperate?

HayWhyLawal:
Once again I want to say a BIG THANKS to all who responded to my needs...I'm ending the day with a smile! God bless you all. Really amazing.

Na you biko.
Oya come buy me beer

Sophyrocks:
You see what we have been sounding to your hearing? Wash your boxers wash your boxers, una say No!! Scrub your d1ck and scrotum, una say Mba!! Una say Man abunna no dey dirty!! Na woman own dey dirty pass!! See am now!! Craw craw don dey scratch you. I know that as the thing dey scratch you, you dey use am like that from one girl to another. SMH. carry your balls go see doc jare. And practise personal hygiene!!

Wear boxers for one week and come to nairaland to make noise about smelly womanliness. Mtchewwwwwwwwwww.

You never disappoint

li2ish:
After taking my bath always itching my sack it was so much that it's sweetiness made me wound all over my scrotum sack...what do you suggest can be done to treat this?
Am so for the pictures but you need to see for yourself...again thanks

Dinachi is that you

Pls what's the child sucking out of the breast bikonu

moca:
Chaircover has deactivated too
I don't see nashville again.

I'm still here cos I usually crack jokes and have fun with u ladies if not will go on ghost mode too cos honestly speaking,im really fed up with that family section. For a very long time now.
Aisha2
Aluta.
Carefree.
Jenny.
And now chaircover.
It is well.

How r u all?

The place is ran by scammers, idiots of all sorts etc.
But I still dey sha..
But i don't bother about reading junks again make the small brain I get no lock up.

I understand them deactivating. MUMU people Don too much here.

How you feeling dear. Kpele.

coderXO:
When you receive inflows ( incoming wires) from outside the country do you know if they scrape off correspondent fees?

I don't think they do. Got a salary account with them , even though I notice it's not same amount on my payslip I see on my account, I tried finding out where the deduction was coming from but no one seems to know.

Not my organisation because it's just me that seems to have small missing piece.

So be ready to see deductions over night.
Above all, I will still go with them as it's an international bank and you sure our your moneys security.

Signs of one in 21million. .....

All these MIL and wify palaver .
Una well done o

I took my time to read your story.
,as she no gree call you.,Oya gimme your number make I call you .

anyway, she has changed . Seems she doesn't want the relationship anymore . You have to confirm then look for a way to move on.

such is life. It Hurts but you will be fine.

kpele

LyndaRoyce:
I've weaned williams.... Also, pt was negative....
Trust me darl, my mind is 99% calm.

* cleats throat *

Test again.

cococandy:
It is worth bothering about sha.

Innocent people are going to end up with such people who think it is ok to hit others.

Who told you most of them don't know what they are doing . That's the life they know.

Take the pig out of the dirt you can never take the dirt out of the pig. How dem talk am sef.

anyway, stop getting b other ed over what you can do little about. Life goes on dear.

cococandy:
The effect of years of psychological rape and mind conditioning.
It is not about preference.

Like some one said, the most disturbing is the number of likes such posts get.
And seeming normal people giving such posts high fives.

So many twisted people parading as normal.

You still bothered about likes. When they said 21milion ppl are lunatic you think it's a joke.

Don't bother your head ojare.

edwife:
chilli the silent ones are dangerous o,they can smell eh...

Nooo. This one doesn't smell o. You won't understand.
You Don see where fart dey smell the owner

The smell is always sweet

edwife:
Lol,just like my sis-every morning she must deliver and no be small one o

I just developed this habit of stopping it when i was in school then they reduced and finally stopped coming.But not totally,it depends
on what i eat that day.(beans) or egusi....

Wow, I want to be like you when I grow up. The sound has greatly reduced over the yrs. So its comes out like a shadow. Very soon all will disappear and I will be free as you

This is written by a male Nigerian scammer.

A lot of them are littering in politics, romance, business and family section.

edwife:
I don't fart....i can't explain and i think i am not normal but who cares ? as long as its has to do with fart

See my babes o.

Anyway, I do mine once a day. During my morning routine.
I don't know, it's just a routine I have mastered.
However, in case of emergency., I just go to toilet and flush.