They Two Ancestors wear Diapers. Something in Commons.

Naijeria jaga jaga.

Number 1 and Number 4 in that write up is a Bloody Lie.

Number 3



1. Increase in price of goods and services.

There is Generally increase the Price of Goods and Services all over the Country. SitatHome did not cause this. Nigerian Factor and Government policy brought about the Increase in the Price of Commodities across the Nation.

4. Business Men and traders also lost alot of money during the sit at home.

This is another Lie. An Airport was commissioned, an Airline firm was started, commmercial Activities in the SouthEast was never hampered during the Monday Ghost Town. Nigerians now know that Mondays you don't come into the Southeast for anything.

Nigerians has lost more money in FG Twitter ban than any other place.

Number 2 was created by Government agencies.
2. Loss of lives and properties

The killings and destruction of properties was spear headed by Government Law enforcement Agencies. Unknown Gun Men UGM, Unknown Masked Men UMM, Politics, Army etc are all offsprings of Fulani Government.


Number 3 is laughable.

3. Change in the Educational System in the East

Yet the SouthEast states score highest in WAEC Exams and JAMB Exams.

Congrats my good Sir. Happy Happy Birthday sir

Useless people in Government.

CAR AIR CONDITIONING,
VERY GOOD, BUT DANGEROUS.
CAR OWNERS MUST READ THIS!!!!.

No wonder more folks are dying everyday from cancer than ever before. We wonder where this stuff comes from, but here is an example that explains a lot of the cancer-causing incidents.

Many people are in their cars first thing in the morning and the last thing at night, seven days a week. As I am writing this piece, it makes me feel guilty and ill, wondering why one must die ignorantly.

Please pass this on to as many people as possible. Guess it's not too late to make some changes.

THE MESSAGE;
Please do NOT turn on A/C as soon as you enter your car. Make sure you open all the windows after you enter your car and turn ON the AC after a couple of minutes later.

HERE IS WHY;

According to research, the car dashboard, sofa and air freshener emit BENZENE a cancer-causing toxin (Carcinogen) .

Take time to observe the smell of heated plastic in your car, this smell In addition is causing cancer.
Benzene poisons your bones, causes anaemia and reduces white blood cells.

Prolonged exposure will cause leukaemia, increasing the risk of cancer. It can also cause miscarriage. Acceptable Benzene level indoors is 50 mg per sq ft.

A car parked indoors with windows closed will contain 400-800 mg of Benzene. If parked outdoors under the sun at a temperature above 60 degrees F, the Benzene level goes up to 2000-4000 mg, 40 times the acceptable level.

People who get into the car keeping windows closed will inevitably inhale, in quick succession, excesxsive amounts of the toxin.

Benzene is a toxin that affects your kidney and liver. What's worse, it is extremely difficult for your body to expel this toxic stuff.

So friends, please open the windows and door of your car - give time for the interior air to dispel the deadly stuff - before you enter.

Thought: 'When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from it, you have a moral obligation to share it with others

I don't think Bullying us the Issue here. Bullying has always been with us from when School was invented.

Bullying could Mar or Build a child.

The issue here is Cultism. Sly died because he Rejected Cultism. Those senior boys did not kill him by bullying. They killed him through cultist activities.

Secrecy, untouchable by school Authorities, fear among other Children, seaminly above the law. These are few attributes of Cultist Practice.

The issue is Cultism not necessarily Bullying.

We know this already. But the options are worse.

Eg the jagaban in Boudillion, can't stand upright for 15 minute, yet he is shooting for President.

I have the following questions please.

Do you have office on the Island.

What is the minimum amount in your account to start.

Does it mean she has changed her Brand to Adult Contents. So her musical videos should appear on Adult sites.

She ought to release a Press statement.

Following.

*COLLATION OF ALLEGED 1-WAY ROADS WITHOUT SIGNS/INDICATORS*

In light of recent accusations made by the people, on issues of threats and extortion by enforcement agents saddled with road and traffic management, and the resultant furore, *Environmental Lagos Platform* has decided to assist the government in identifying roads and areas that are not properly designated with appropriate road signs.

If you have experienced or know any road that is alleged to be 1-way, but there is no sign or indicator, kindly send;

1. The name of the road
2. The Local Government Area of the road.

Please; send as SMS or WhatsApp to:
0808 927 4485
0703 251 6136

Or; as e-mail to:
issue@environmentallagos.org


For effectiveness, this collation is from August 18, 2021 to August 31, 2021. After which, the information would be sorted and made available to the government for appropriate actions.

Thanks

*Lanre Roland*
_Coordinator/Chief Admin_
*Environmental Lagos Platform*

```www.environmentallagos.org```

KEPP UP THE AWARENESS, THE WHOLE WORLD WILL HEAR OF BỊAFRA AGITATION FOR SELF DETERMINATION.

Drivers take note. You already know this.

Nigeria is Gone long Time ago.

Prof. Abdulsamad Umar Jibia Wrote:

So what if Kanu is arrested?

On Thursday June 24, 2021 I stumbled on a viral video from Zamfara state. In the four minutes clip, a notorious bandits’ kingpin could be seen boastfully confessing in front of senior security officials of the atrocities he committed against the Nigerian state and its people. The man, popularly known as Dan-Karami is said to be one of the senior gang members of the deceased Buharin daji, a bandits’ general who controlled the rural areas of Zamfara until his death in 2018 in the hand of one of his other gang members, Dogo Gide. Dogo Gide had ‘repented’ and submitted himself to the Government of Zamfara state under Abdulazeez Yari and Yari decided to use him to kill his boss. Gide had since resumed crime and is operating from his base in the vast forest reserve spanning several North Western and central states. He and Dan-Karami were among the many gangsters that sealed and breached several peace agreements with Governments of Zamfara and Katsina states.

I watched the video clips several times and upon enquiry I came to know that the senior Government officials were there to beg him to allow people to go to farm in the areas he controlled now that it is rainy season. The areas he controlled, as he stated in the clip are south of the Jibia-Gusau highway where he claims to be responsible for “any crime you hear of”. It is noteworthy that a week earlier 53 people were killed in the area. That is many times the number of Nigerians killed due to IPOB activities since it started.

Going by what he stated, the Nigerian Government has no other option except to go and beg him since, according to him, he has victoriously repelled all attempts by the Nigerian Army to defeat him. In one of those attempts, he stated, he was attacked by a combined team of Nigerian and Nigerien security forces and he defeated and killed more than half of them. He also confessed of kidnapping forty children from Zurmi township at another point in time.

Another thing he stated worth examining was the initial rejection by the now deposed Emir of Zurmi to dialogue with him or any other terrorist for that matter. If what he said was true, the Emir only agreed to speak to him after it was clear to the Emir that Government could not defeat him. The question to ask here is, if the Emir decided to be communicating to the outcast in order to protect his people, was he doing or not doing the right thing? Why was he deposed by the same Government that now decided to go and smile with a confirmed criminal who has admitted killing several people including our soldiers? When has the Nigerian Government become a coward that aims only at soft targets?

After watching that video, I began to wait for a statement from Federal Government. None came, at least not to my knowledge. The expectations of any citizen who watched that video would be the Government would now launch a major manhunt for the criminal to face charges of murder, treason, kidnapping, etc. Alas! The attention of the leaders of APC and PDP is not there. Their concern is not how Nigerians can sleep with their eyes closed or how many criminals are brought to justice but how many politicians from one party defect to another. Unfortunately for the people of Zamfara state the next thing they heard is that their Governor was now defecting to ruling (sorry “governing”) party as if that is what would solve their problem.

But there is one thing I did. After watching that video I decided to send it to the media aide of the Attorney General and Minister of Justice and requested him to give it to his boss in case he had not seen it along with our message of disappointment.

My choice of Abubakar Malami is deliberate for two reasons. One. He is not one of those opportunists who only began to support Buhari with the windstorm of 2015. He has been the supporter of Buhari from day one and is thus a witness to all the promises his Oga made to Nigerians. Two. He is the Attorney General and Minister of Justice.

Nothing has changed. The Sheikh Gumis are busy going from one bandits’ camp to another and calling on Buhari to give salaries to Fulani criminals. The Kabiru Gombes are all over the place telling masses that Saint Buhari is not responsible for the protection of their lives and property since he has appointed Northerners to take charge of security. The Masaris are there blaming the masses for waiting for Government to give them protection. That is the very sad predicament Northerners have found themselves. You are on your own if fate makes you an ordinary Northern Nigerian.

Yesterday, while the rest of us were still waiting for action (although sincerely speaking most Northerners have lost hope), Malami appeared on our television screens to tell Nigerians that Nnamdi Kanu, the leader of IPOB was arrested “through the collaborative efforts of Nigerian intelligence and security services”. That is a good news, I thought, but it is no news. Kanu has never been the major problem of the rural farmers of the North. His arrest will never make Kaduna-Abuja, Kaduna-Birnin Gwari, Jibia-Gusau, Kankara-Sheme or any of those highways safe. It will never stop the harassment of our people killed, kidnapped and raped by bandits on daily basis. So what if he is arrested?

But Kanu is being “accused of instigating violence especially in the Southeastern Nigeria that resulted in the loss of lives and property of civilians, military, paramilitary, police forces and destruction of civil institutions and symbols of authorities.” Here is someone right here on the Nigerian soil boasting of having committed all these atrocities and daring Government. Yet, the Government is going there to smile at him. Is that not an irony?

Prof Abdussamad Umar Jibia
30/06/2021

It's time More cultural groups to spring up. These clowns like the Governor's have nothing to offer the Igbo man to except their Pockets.

How does FG plan to enforce this Suspension. I'm just wondering.

THANK GOD FOR HIS SON. JESUS. THE devil IS SO LATE. JESUS REIGNS FOREVER.

OJURONGBE1:


Where do you people do this copy & paste from?
Remittance without story as if there won't be car issues.
Why not state how you will keep the car in good condition, obey traffic rules & not drive the car to extremely bad areas like Akute?

That is how someone here got me connect him with a 2004 Toyota Camry partner on my street. He paid the first week but gave diverse stories of how car gave him issues. For two weeks, he didn't deliver a dime.
Oya, bring the car, let the mechanic have a look, he didn't show up.
The man told me, i will be held responsible if he loses his car to this greedy person. I had to use someone who lives around his area to track him down. When i got hold of him, he pleaded that he was in neck deep debt and had to use that excuse to avoid two weeks rental.
Within 3weeks, this brother had bashed this car so bad that a learner won't be that reckless, broke one front headlamp, the passenger seat was stained with black oil and drove the entire time on bent rim.
After so much confrontation, he started mouthing off, using profane words on us, even had the guts to ask me; what have i done that someone else hasn't done?
I was enraged to the point of pressing charges against him but the owner said he want no trouble. We took the car and went home.

I'm not a car owners yet, but Why do car owners fail to identify a bad Driver early enough to recover their vehicle before it's too late. One can tell a bad car owners even from the phone conversation. Anytime I encounter a terrible car owner I'll cut the deal immediately so as to maintain my peace of mind.

One week is enough to tell if a Driver is bad to work with. Recover your vehicle immediately so that you don't suffer a hit, and end up assuming all Drivers are the same. By the time you meet the Good driver your mind is already screwed towards any Driver that comes your way, due to previous experience which you could have prevented.

My point is from first week you should have recalled your vehicle.

This Thread just jumped 24 hours gap. What happened.

kanuisagoat:
Just got brushed by a highlander, does not even have ordinary third party insurance and is begging.

Even if I drag am go police station, no how wey 5k no go commot for my pocket. That 5k go don even reach to paint the scratch.

Which kind wahala be this

Tell him to drop something, anyhow he must support the repair.

I remember posting The application last year. For those who applied. The processing has started.
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Federal Government on Thursday announced it has begun the selection process for applicants who indicated interest to be employed under the N-Power Batch C.

The Minister of Humanitarian Affairs Disaster Management and Social Development Sadiya Farouq had last year announced that over five million applications were received.

The online application process, which began on Friday, June 26, 2020, closed at midnight on August 8th, 2020.

As part of measures to however make the selection process seamless and transparent, the minister has launched a portal, National Social Investment Management System (NASIMS) for ease of coordination, deployment and management.

She noted all applicants have been migrated onto the NASIMS platform, adding they would be required to undergo a mandatory online test as part of the selection process.

According to her, the Batch C programme will run for 12 months adding that each beneficiary will be paid a monthly stipend of N30,000.

The Minister also attributed the delay in the entire process to the outbreak of COVID-19.




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Speaking on why the portal was created, the minister said: “Based on the implementation experiences since 2016, and the impact of the Covid-19, these Social Intervention Programmes are undergoing a series of strategic realignment and restructuring with the view to optimise their operations, maximise their impacts and drive efficient coordination and management aimed to deliver even more socio-economic benefits to the poor and vulnerable.”

On the number of people that will be recruited, she said: “We have reached another milestone in the process of recruiting and onboarding of the Batch C N-Power beneficiaries beginning with 500,000 beneficiaries. The N-Power Batch C as launched today is structured to onboard one million new beneficiaries, beginning with an initial 500,000 beneficiaries in the first stream, and a subsequent 500,000 in a second stream, all aligned to the National policy drive of lifting 100 million people out of abject poverty in 10 years.

“To ensure transparency, institutional memory and dynamic impact assessment of the N-Power duster, it will now be administered through the National Social Investment & Information Management System (NASIMS) designed to optimise and complement the structural reforms of Social Investment Programs and other activities of the Ministry with the systemic use of ICT tools for coordination, administration, monitoring, and stakeholder management across the entire process and value chain of all social investment programmes under the purview of the Ministry.

“By commencing the administration of the N-Power Batch C through the National Social Investment & Information Management System (NASIMS), beneficiaries will be able to receive their stipends in a timely and efficient manner, have access to a wide range of industry-specific contents for optimised learning experience leveraging the enterprise learning management module of the NASIMS.”

She expressed optimism that the new platform will address issues and concerns witnessed in the past.

Highlighting some of the things expected of the applicants, she said: “As we launch the N-Power Batch C today, all N-Power Batch C applicants are required to log into the N-Power Self Service portal on www.nasims.gov.ng and update their records, following which they may proceed to take the mandatory online test in order to progress to the next level of selection. Further information on how to log into the portal will be sent via sms and email to Batch C applicants.

“It is worth noting that the selection process for the N-Power program is predicated on merit and equitable representation across all strata of the country. consequently, the processes and criteria for selection will ensure equitable regional as well as gender representation. Furthermore, special considerations for the inclusion of persons living with disabilities have been taken into account by the Ministry.



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Felicity001:


How about food(sweet mouth), data, call card and other monies spent during the course of duty nko? Are they not supposed to be subtracted from gross earning?

Your real Net= Gross- (Commission + fuel + +airtime(data + call) + food + miscellaneous)

Miscelleneous: can include, gauging of your tires, buying of wiper, money given to beggars, securities, police, area boys, lasma, among others.

At the end of every week I carry out a rough calculation of all of these after paying my weekly rent to know how much I made for the week. But I stopped this like a month ago after my partner saw my record booklet inside my pegean hole that my weekly net was about 20k-30k alternatively, 2weeks after guy man called for increase in rent me I just dropped his car for am straight no time.

This is a car I drove for straight 2-3months without him carrying out a single expenses on the car oh apart from buying 1 tire. Some partners can be very funny shall.

Never show your Financial statement to the world. People tend to give their own interpretations not knowing the sacrifices you made to arrive there. Even Banks and corperate Bodies don't display true Financial statements to the general public.

Slickleo:
I did a trip from mainland to island trip was over 45km because rider requested we go tru 3rd mainland bridge. Ended trip fare was 2800 and bolt calculated abt 25km, I requested for a price review, and bolt was adamant to respond until I kept disturbing dem,
Here is wat I got to understand is that bolt is into fraudulent activities because there response was dat I took a longer route and I should let Dem knw if rider was aware and I confirmed rider was aware, so bolt didn't even call me all dis time but called rider about the trip and rider confirmed he chose d route and instructed bolt to update d invoice, bolt said he should pay d 2800 dat Dy will update invoice bt he should pay 2800.
So u see am at loss d owner of bolt is richer Dan I am bt still he defraud me of over 2k, nw d care service replied me dat d confirm d trip was 5000 and Dy are yet reflect it on d invoice, uptill nw

Am sharing dis experience because a setting time here on nairaland ppl we say we don't encourage cheat here bt bolt and Uber na d baba of fraud.
Even Uber will tell u day I are eligible for cancellation fee after u cancel nothing and Dy keep escaping all dis Small Dy block driver's.

Abeg make we ginger up take dis ppl 2 supreme Court.

These, are why I deleted the apps.

IFEBARBIE:
It's a V6 engine. 18 city 26 highway mpg. 21mpg combined

You did not leave a contact number.

Please, can someone update me. what is the meaning of this new slang. Is it Yoruba or what.

LORI IRO.

deedee44:

Challenge or no challenge, your cash out is guaranteed
unless one party turns out to be LORI IRO

Lastma with police arrested him with other vehicles only for the ticket to appear like this. Him and other drivers where shocked at what they wrote on the ticket. He never took one way. And no fine is on the ticket. They just asked to go court. Or bring 400k.just like that. Since Thursday. The driver has been traveling from his house Ajah to Amuwo-odofin every day. Still no solution.

jpworld:


Your offense will be stated in that ticket, there is no such thing as 400k fine in lastma office, you will only be taken to court if you choose to contest the ticket.

that ticket fine will not be more than 20k/30k since you claim talking on the phone while driving.

Send me a copy of the ticket, zero eight zero 6040 eight one three two

Good Morning people, please can someone run me through how to proceed with paying lastma fine at Oshodi. And how much it will cost. A friend's car was impounded since Thursday last week. He has been ticketed to go to Oshodi. And we don't know what to expect.

If he's declared guilty they'll auction his car. He was asked to bring 400k.

jpworld:


Lastma must have gather evidence b4 they impound your car, i think you should just go to oshodi and pay the official fine.

Making call while driving. Please help him. His car was impounded since Thursday last week.

jpworld:


Your offense?

Hello people, please, a fellow driver has his car impounded by lastma Amuwo-odofin, they've issued him ticket to go to Oshodi. Please can somebody advice, easiest way how to go about recovering this car. Please we need help and who knows oga on top. Thanks

This definition is not near at all. To help you.

It's simple.

Grace is a Person.
His name is...
JESUS.