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Thanks alot for opening this thread. i have decided to make very good use of this on going ASUU strike to at least learn somethings about photoshop. i started and i would be posting some of my works. please, if you have any website or ebook that i can use to learn more about photoshop, kindly help me. this is my email address chissomax452@gmail,com . i would appreciate your help or if you can tutor me here, it would be of great benefit to me and God wil reward you unimaginably. thank you. ot is also for the benefit of others like me who would also want to learn photoshop and so on.

i never knew taribo west was also


a comedian

GSKing: American/canadian way of saying "follow follow". Get urself acquainted with language of 21st century.

see your life nigeria was colonized by britain and not america. american english won't favour you. no wonder people get Fs in english language.


another annoying english like the one you just spoke is "like seriously".. where is Nigeria heading to??

GSKing: stalker much?

what sort of english is that? i do not understand u

[quote author=9ja_Hottest_Gay]mumutards[/quote]u gay, cant you keep quiet

[quote author=9ja_Hottest_Gay]very funny @chiscomax... i am very foolish to be a gay[/quote]oh yes... very foolish of you to be a gay..PIG!

i swear.. this is youseful.. it is a very youseful artiko. i am happy reeding this because i always shame alot in people thatare many well well. talkino fit sometimes. i af taya well well... seriously. God bless you o OP.. hope nobody will say _____time_____

;Dhahah... it is suppposed to be tb_joshua and not tbjoshua_


NAIJA shaaaaa.... i too like this country ... laughing with ma giant teeth

hahahahaha.....

naija nor go ever stop... i love my country jare. i am proud to be born in nigeria... upon all the hardship, we still have events to make us laugh

maindar: The moment I laid my eyes on her, I just knew she was the ONE. She matched d mental pic of who I wanted. Without even saying a word to her, she smiled at me; I was only 12yrs of age then n she 10. Words alone can't say it all but as I type dis message, Which is ma very first as a Nairalander, she's lays here fast asleep, n our two kids 4 n 2yrs resp( a girl n boy) asleep in theIr rooms as well. She is all I ever needed. N am 31 nw n
can't still gv an answer to dis question,
neither can she as to me; we just know
we where meant for us.

and this is the life of solomon grandy

some have boo but cannot cheat.. some can cheat but have no boo.. i have boo and lalala...

lynpetra: What do you mean?

it issupposed to be a sad story but i say a happy smiley

lynpetra: My swerry came to visit me recently and I did something bad!He has gone back to his base but has refused to pick my calls .I don beg tire,send sweet romantic sms,all to no avail.Infact he just want us to communicate thru sms only.PLEASE e no catch me with man o(I don repent ),but I messed up!For say I know,I for go MASS that morning or avoid ogogoro! .Ewoooooooooo!

are u kidding us? y this emotion?

Lil chilz: shey like na food?? I tire for u oo....u beta qo beq ur head.

k

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Madawaki01: repeat afta me,"i wil neva smoke more dan 10 wraps of igbo in my life again"

i will never smoke more dan 10wraps of igbos in my life again...

YOUR TURN

know someone will soon say "click like ".. hmmm.. let us stop this right now. press the LIKE botton so hard so that it dies and no one would be able to tell us to click like again.



let us start now!! click the like botton very hard

i know someone will soon say "click like ".. hmmm.. let us stop this right now. press the LIKE botton so hard so that it dies and no one would be able to tell us to click like again.



let us start now!! click the like botton very hard

never knew mechanical engineering was that vast ... i thank God for that and as for you who posted this;

Those days when we bin dey study Petroleum Engineering, we bin dey happy say as we gradj we go enter oil company...my brother, as we gradj, even groundnut oil company, we no see...na that time we come discover our talent" - Okey Bakassi

you are very funny bob

Motolank: Try and delete your number from their phone dude

bombing is divine... how am I sure it is not boko?

bolaige: even ooo...naso dem dey halla ma line evry nw nd den..I tire o...emptyhen abeg oooo

Bros, nor be small thing o. the one wey call me today ehn, she get enough credit to waste. upon say i dey tell her say na wrong number, she still dey speak that her hausa language give me... she get luck say no be nairaland, dem for don ban am

[quote author=*idriis*]kaji wanan wawan fa? [/quote]lolzzz... yo sure say nor be you call me so?

Gayigaskia: No WTF is wrong with you?
Did you just scape from the zoo ?

NO... amebor

[size=18pt]will this stop those aboki people from calling my line and speaking hausa to me??

what is really wrong with them? always calling wrong numbers![/size]

4C2215131: Sorry for the terms I use. Suffice it to say that anyone without adequate protection can be cursed,

thanks..

Pattey: how have you done "ursef" good with dat?

besides, me nor get dat kain power . . . yet

lolzzzzzz. very funny bob

4C2215131: Stonger in what context? It's about know how. The knowledge of protection and its application. There are rules to these things. Yes,a man may be born with latent psychic gifts but for it to really bloom he has to first realise he has such a faculty,then subsequently work on it to grow.

If I get you right you seem to be taking a stance of automatic protection being afforded an adept courtesy of his adepthood. What I'm positing is that such an adept can be caught pants down by a neophyte. Listen,the powers that are invoked or evoked to wreck destruction are neutral,that is know the secret of summoning them and they are at your beck and call.

There are no 'power' reserved for adepts. It is open to all who have what it takes to wield such power. Like I said its about a burning desire,vivid imagination, and iron clad will. A neophyte with these characteristics armed with the 'technical' know how,can wreak much damage.

I do not understand you

[quote author=me_for_you]Curses by parents and old people are effective.
My village man was said to beat up his own mother in our village market in his youth. The mum cursed him that he will never bear a male child. The man gave birth to a dozen girls. And 11 are married except the 1st daughter who was told to remain at home for life.[/quote]
chai, na so your village youths foolish?

4C2215131: I like that err...what is it called,I mean the pix of the child? Or aliien. Nice.

Megamind... baby megamind

Baybe: Bros, your head no correct

sist, you too ... we are now equal

4C2215131: Do not be deluded for one second,that assurance from Christ is reserved for the. 'Practicing and Righteous' christian,not some Sunday bench warmer. So if you can claim such right,then you have not a SINGLE reason to fear any curse be it from heaven,hell,or whatnot.

i just liked his post, should i unlike it?