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[quote author=Eni~girl]Welkome bck Chistar! Xo i hpe u wil update tudae if nt u wnt b 4qiven oh...[/quote]lol, am I forgiven now?

**Continuation**

We were instructed to sit at the middle of the room while our room head drafted out our morning duties for that saturday on a sheet of paper.

While sitting on the floor, I silently prayed that I shouldn't be given anything that has to do with cutting, I didn't know how to scrub or mop neither but I assumed it would be easier than cutting, or don't you think so?

After about 20 minutes which felt like ages to me, our roomhead was through with the list so he gave one of those speeches that could be considered as indirect threats and at the same time as encouraging.

'Today is a general inspection day and you all know what would happen if we don't take the first position so I don't have to say anything further. Anyway, am going to call out your names now and your morning duties, you are going to do it today and for the rest of the week before leaving the hostel, don't let me come and remind you that's all I have to say for now, so the following people should stand up; Ogunshola Taofeek, Adetilewa Lateef, Anaka Kenechukwu ...' Just when I thought my name won't be called until the last batch, He said 'and Odoh Michael'.

'What tha fvck! Did you really have to call my name so early?' I pondered.

'The four of you would scrub and mop the entire corridor. I want to be able to see my reflection on the floor when you are done, go and start' He finished his speech and then proceeded to call other names.

As soon as he said the last word in his speech, Lateef who is an average well built dark dude screamed first; 'am scrubbing oh'. I didn't quite get why someone would willingly volunteer to waste his own detergent in scrubbing, but I was surely going to find out in due time.

Kenechukwu was the only person among the four of us who cared to talk to me, while we all headed out with our buckets to fetch the water we planned on using to scrub and mop.

'You are a new student right?' He asked.

'Yea, resumed on thursday' I replied.

'Hmmm, and you already have a morning duty? You sure say you pray before you come this school?' He asked, laughing his ass off.

I didn't quite get what caused his laughter so I simply asked; 'What's so funny?'

'Nothing o, just that its normal for a new student to have about two weeks grace to blend into the system before he is given a morning duty but you have been here for barely three days and you already have one! E be like say person for your village dey blowing fire for your head oh' he replied and bursted out into a second round of laughter.

The truth of the matter was, I had actually thought about that too but who could possibly be the one blowing the fire on my head na? That was the question that I had no answer to so I just kept quite as we walked to the main bore hole.

Moments later, we were all on the corridor and mopping the floor like our lives depended on it, and technically speaking, our lives really depended on it after considering the room head's speech.

I had no experience in mopping but after looking at how Kene did it, I didn't need a private tutor to tutor me on the act of mopping and besides, I'm a fast learner or so I think.

Just when we were almost done, two senior students came out of nowhere, with one running after the other, they were acting like ill mannered kids as they stamped their dirty feet on the sparkling floor and there for doubling our work, we all looked at seniors as the ran through the corridor with our mouth opened in surprise and then turned to look at ourselves and without saying any other word, I and the other two moppers went back to work while Lateef just left, as we remopped the whole corridor I silently swore that kind of swear that's untype able for those seniors.

Eventually we were done with our duties and we quickly bathed and prepared for the inspection.

***

As I stood at the front of my corner all dressed with my school uniform and a bucket which had a broom, hoe, cutlass, cup and a cutlery set strategically placed at by my side, I looked at the room and I just couldn't believe my eyes. The room was sparkling to the core, not a single cobweb was on the ceilings and not even a grain of sand was on the floor, okay, that's an exaggeration but you sha get the point.

The roomhead who by the way bears Damilola then came with his wahala again.

'Who amongst you all have a school blazers?' He asked, Stanley replied in the affirmative.

'Bring it out and wear it quickly, the inspectors are already at the P.T.A hostel' Damilola replied.

NB: P.T.A hostel is another name for the JSS2 students hostel. Its one of the bungalows.

As soon as Stanley wore the blazers, Damilola ordered him to stand at the entrance and told him to scream 'house greet!' I was staring at both Damilola and Stanley with keen interest to know what they were up to since I had no idea when Stanley obeyed as said;

'House greet!'

Suddenly, everyone in the room replied almost immediately saying;

'Good moorrrrning sir, you are welcome to chad house, the oasis of perfection' stressing the 'morning'.

'Why are you people stressing the good morning?' Damilola asked in annoyance, 'Stanley say it again and if they born any of you well, stress it again'

Standing there at my corner and simply observing, I felt the urge to slap Damilola, what's his problem na? We have done our duties, arranged the room and displayed our implements and cutlery, yet he isn't satisfied and is now looking for another reason to complain and shout at us, if only he would...

'House greet!' Stanley screamed as the inspectors suddenly walked into the room unannounced and therefore cutting me short in my thoughts.

'Good morrrrrning sir, you are welcome to chad house, the oasis of perfection' the whole house greeted in unison and obviously stressing on the 'morning' again.

Anyway, that wasn't the main problem tho, the main problem was the inspectors were three in number and all women but we greeted them using 'sir'.

The inspector didn't seem to take it personal as it was obviously a silly mistake but the look on Damilola face said other wise, the guy had this 'Una don die today' look on his face.

As the inspectors went round the room looking for a reason not to give us the complete mark, we all made sure we smiled our possible best so as not to give them any reason to stop and 'really INSPECT'. Moments later, they were done with the room and then moved to inspect other parts of the hostel which was under the chad house umbrella which included the corridor, the bathrooms which we never used(don't ask me where we bathed oh), the quadrangle and of course the toilet.

As they left the room, someone started clapping and just like clockwork, the rest of the room joined him, Including me, little did we know what the future had in stock for us.

We all relaxed after Damilola took the inspectors to the other parts of the hostel which belonged to the house.

About ten minutes later, just when I was about to remove my school uniform and change to my house wear, Damilola walked into the room.

He looked so angry that I could visibly see smoke coming out of his ears, mouths and other openings, I wasn't the only person who observed this, as a matter of fact, every one of us observed the look on his face.

We patiently waited for him to say what was on his mind, and after a few seconds of total silence which somehow felt like ages to me, he finally asked a question which assured us all of a sure death;

'Who went to block on the floor at the bathroom?'

NB: Block is a slang which means to defecate. While Blockies means poo or faeces.

After hearing this question only one song came to my mind; Davido's Gobe.

TO BE CONTINUED

gandyluv: hp ur gud,,pls we re waitin go update

YES MA m good, ama update right away.

Pweedylipsmoi: Chistar! Haba, update nah...or are u not back already

lol, ermmm.. Φk♠γ̲̣̣̥., let me see what I can do. Reload this page in 5 minutes time .

[quote author=Incredible.me]Sha just do update.
Me no fit endure suspence. GOD HELP ME. Am always too anxious.
Chister u ma pity ur boi na.[/quote]amen o

Danpersie31: Chistar xo u dn 4get dan persie31,ur own dn finish.I go punish u taya wen we jam 4 2go.Anyway welcome sha

if I hear say I forget you when no be say I don dey mad!! .

Babie Ghagha: at last chistar u ar back again.my life as been complicated eva since u didnt update chistar.aniway am nw fu.ckingly api

l, am fvckingly happy that you are fvckingly happy in a fvckingly complicated situation.

simplifier: I didnt miss Chistar but did miss Michael , and if u are waiting for the rem. 8996 to forgive you, then i fear to say...

lol.. All join, afterall Michael is my substitute personality .

adegwurulez: Lyk seriously, u wnt 9000 comments... Haba!!! U punish us by starving us of update u still wan punish us by adding 100 useless pages Smh

lol, bro! Calm down na, na joke oh.. Anyway, Ill like to believe you have forgiven me too ..tHanks a lot!! 6down 8994 to go (still kidding ).

Don't worry ill feed you guys with an update this evening before I go to bed, I don't have my system with me here but when I get home in the eve, the first thing Ill do is type.

Incase una don forget, Chistar is still following..

Aghagba: He is back tank God

lol, abi oh, thank GOD for the grace. Thanks dear. 5 down 8995 to go.

simplifier: Chistar, i tot you traveld out of earth?

awww... Simplifier darling... If that's your way of saying you missed me and am forgiven, then thanks dear, missed you too.. (don't ask me what am talking about, because I don't even know) 4 down 8996 to go.

[quote author=Incredible.me]NO SIN SHALL GO UNPURNISHED!!!

Purnishment: u must update nt[b] less than 500,000 words for the next five days![/b] or u face the consequencies.


Dnt mind me. Just kidding. Welcome back man.[/quote]buhahahahaha 500K words? Lmaooo!!! Φk♠γ̲̣̣̥., that was a scary joke. Thanks bro! , I guess 3 people have forgiven me, 8997 to go

Φk♠γ̲̣̣̥., I shouldn't really be complaining since I haven't been there from the start but... 1 update weekly? That's just cruel *crying*

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Vivy Gift: Nothing do u jor.

On behalf of everybody on this thread, I say u are forgiven but [b]pls don't disappoint us. More grease to ur elbow.

We await ur new update. Thanks for showing up

Ill try my possible best not to, trust me.

madawaki02: I Cnt believe we've been endorsin a story for front page and we havn't got an ansa,whereas,a long and borin story made front page twice..
God is watching in HD

RULE 1 of life - You don't always get what you want, so make what you have what you want.
FACT 1 - shiit happens , flush it.
QUESTION 1 - What stories are you talking about?

Bro, you need to start ignoring some comments, it helps. Critism is highly welcomed but when it isn't constructive, it should be ignored *just an advice*, you don't have to reply those people who are just busy hating on you for no particularly just reason. I think I have said enough on that.

On other notes, I'm yet to read over 10 pages since I was away so I really don't have much to say about your story but I'm sure your fans have already said all that there is to say.

Good work. *Still following*

Less I forget, congrats on your front page sucess, it means you have to start updating more and that's good news to me and other readers.

Lemmie go and read the pages I've missed.

Vivy Gift: Hey guys, Chistar is back! #dancing awilo# welcome bro

lol, Awilo no dey reign again oh, na skelwu things now, oya come let's dance together. *in Davido voice* all the girls them they dance galala...

yemi2plus: Go And Sin No More.

Φk♠γ̲̣̣̥., thanks bro. . So 1 person has forgiven me, it remains about 8999 people... *crying* Am sorry!!!!

Hi guys,

Φk♠γ̲̣̣̥., where do I start from? *scratching head*.
Firstly, am sorry for my absence but it was inevitable, both Ms spaq and Yemi are both kinda right in the little explanation they gave but its a lot more than that.

Anyway, long story cut short, AM BACK!!! For good or so I hope. Fortunately, I'll have enough time as from tomorrow to update regularly but expect a quite long update before today runs out as my way of saying am so sorry for leaving you guys and also a medium to make it up to you guys.

Shout out to - Kenny, chinedumo, tbabs, incredible me, dapo, profinjo, tobex, trendytessy, deiok,drakyson, daniel, jojoluv, naija4life, therock, 4kizo, livingstone, ghyft, clemzy, kingphilip and the never ending list of followers (if I didn't mention your name its not because you are not important but I only mentioned all the names on this page am typing on, just know you are still very important and dear to me) you guys are the reason I write, you encourage me, correct me, occasionally flatter me when I out do myself.

As I resume updating later on today, I urge you guys to keep the comments coming as the act as fuel to my flame, criticism is highly welcomed(Princesa, see to that ).

Once again, am truly sorry, I hope am forgiven.

-Chistar01.

Double post

Wow!!! That's all.

**continuation**

Its no news that 'day ones' are usually the best days or the worst days for most people venturing into something new, as for me, my day one was unfortunately on the worse side rather than the best.

As the senior literally dragged me to his hostel, probably to beat me, I started wondering if all the seniors in this school do is bully the junior students or do they get more money deposited into their bank accounts on the bases of how many people they beat and make life horrible for?

The senior in his self was looking so shabby and tattered, irrespective of the fact that he wore just a boxer and I could hear the boxers cry out loud saying; 'somebody help me!!!'. I felt the instant urge to burst out into laughter but I controlled the urge before I add another wahala to my seemingly unending list of problems.

Anyways, unlike senior Jerry who stayed in one of the 'high rise' buildings, this senior stayed in one of the bungalows which only meant he was either in JSS2 or maybe JSS3, as I observed this fact, my lips curved into a smile because I was damn sure that he wouldn't dare lay a finger on me unless he wanted to see 'Michael's rage'... I instantly activated the stubborn part of me as we got to his corner.

'So I called 'last boy' and you had the liver to sit down in your corner shey?' He asked me rather rhetorically but I had a reply to his question.

'I'm a new student na!' I replied boldly, all my mind was saying to me was he couldn't do me nothing! After all, he is a JSS student too nah.

'So new students don't answer last boy shey? In fact I don't have you time yet, sit down on the floor there' he replied pointing at a tiny corner somewhere in his room.

I wanted to say; 'you think am as dirty as you? You want me to stain my boxers for no just reason? Am not a piggy wiggy like you oh, I can't' but that would obviously be rude so I just simply said;
'no o! My mummy said I shouldn't sit down on the bare floor, its a taboo in my village' as I said that, I wanted to laugh at myself for the stupid excuse I just gave but I didn't want him to know I was lieing so I kept a straight face.

'Do you think am joking with you?' He asked.

'No'

'Before I close my eyes and open it, better go an sit down there!' He raised his voice.

I noticed something about my environment, unlike the high rise building where as soon as I entered seniors were already asking Jerry for me, the roommates of this tiny dirty pig didn't seem to care about what was going on in their room, they all had this 'let me not put my hand in matter that doesn't concern me' look, they all looked rather scared or something like that. so I decided to make use of the advantage I had to the fullest.

'You are still standing here? In fact lie down!' They senior screamed at me and the grabbed a belt which laid on the floor.

'My mummy said I shouldn't lie down' I replied, not feeling threatened by his raised voice.

He got so mad at me that he swung the belt towards my direction with full force, as soon as it hit me, I let out an exaggerated loud scream of pain and before I could even think of what to do next my legs found the courage to walk out on him and I kept on grumbling 'I'll go and report you', I expected him to chase me to beat me more or at least scream my name but I didn't hear as much as the sound of a pin from his mouth as I walked out on him, I could guess what was going on in his mind and he was definitely scared and surprised.

As soon as I successfully got out of his hostel, I instantly ran to my hostel without look back laughing out loud, I couldn't believe he had no courage to call me back, I didn't know either it was my threat to report him or my loud scream or maybe even my crocodile tears that got to him and frankly, I don't care all I know is that the act I displayed there would give Will Smith a run for his money.

As I got to the hostel, I told Stanley about all that happened to me and the guy started laughing that his infectious laughter, as expected, I joined him in laughing.

Nothing much happened for the rest of the day, I went for dinner but couldn't eat for reasons I'm not still aware of and there after went for night prep which was short due to the fact that it was a friday and friday's night preps are usually short than the usual night preps because the weekend follows suite and we are expected to read all through the weekend.

Later on that night, I laid on my bed thinking about how my first day was, unlike most kids my age who would feel homesick and want to go home on that spot after experiencing a day like mine, I was strangely grinning with random thoughts running through my mind.

Few minutes later, I slept off.

***

The weather was perfect as the sun seemed to be in a good mood as it decided not to show itself and radiate too much light and heat. I and Bunmi sat by the shores of the ocean at a beach talking about ourselves and how we felt for eachother, she was like;

'Michael, I really like you'

'Bunmi, I like you too but I think we should just be friends' I replied with a sober look.

'Ah, we have been friends long enough na, don't you want to try something new?' She asked me licking her lips seductively.

'Something new? Like what?' I asked looking perplexed.

'Ermm, like this...' She licked her lips once more and the leaned forward probably to kiss me, I being a sharp guy started getting closer to her to kiss her too and just when the space between our lips was less than an inch...

'...Chad house boys get down from your bunks!!' Someone screamed after banging a box.

I woke up from my sleep with that kind of frown that would scare the devil; 'who is this one that lucifer sent to spoil my sweet dream now?' I wondered in disgust as I reluctantly jump down from my bed.

'Come and line up on a straight file in the center of the room!' The person scream once more and I alongside my roommates murmured as we dragged our feet to the center of the room to line up.

With my eyes already accustomed to the darkness with envelope the room, I spotted Stanley somewhere in the midst of my peers and I walked up to him hoping to get an explanation.

'Guy, wetin be this one again wey dem they wake us up this early?' Today no be saturday? Abi school dey on saturday too?' I asked Stanley as I got closer to him.

'Every saturday na inspection na, we go need clean up the hostel' he replied.

'Which kind clean up?' I asked just to understand him better.

'Scrubbing, moping, cutting, all those kind things sha'

'Cut wetin' I asked again with an eyebrow raised.

'Cut your head! Ode' Stanley replied sacarstically and started laughing at his own joke, I didn't quite get him so I starred at him blankly.

'Ode talk better thing jhur'

'Na grass we go cut na, hope say you sabi cut grass for house or scrub and mop oh, because you go do am today' he replied with a straight face which later turned in smile after he saw my confused facial impression.

In my mind, I was like; 'I've never done any of these things you just listed so I have no idea on how to do them, I even just recently started washing my clothes myself at home. Chai! Why my papa carry me come this kind school now?' I thought to myself as I pondered on how the hell am going to conquer this new challenge.

TO BE CONTINUED.

@Ije, lol, na so jss 1 dey na. Na normal thing.

NEW UPDATE IN A BIT.

Vickii Ro: Thank God say my mum changed her mind abt me gin 2 a boarding skul... Christar kpele,does d head still hurt? *tongue out*
Come update b4 I cal Aunty Ebere 4 u oooooo
*evil grin*

buhahahahah, aunty Ebere ke? Lol.. Lemmie not tell you what happened to the woman later on yet, so ah wee not spoil the suspense

Pweedylipsmoi: as
in ehn, i know some pple will attack me now oo buh are u not kind of
updating too slowly? i avnt bin on NL 4 some days now nd u av updated only
once since den...dat kinda makes pple loose interest.

ermmm.. You are totally right, the updates are highly slow and am sorry about it, but I have reasonable excuses, if you have checked the thread, you'll see the excuse.

But about updating just once since the last time you checked, I and the readers were debating on a timetable that suites me and also suites them so I suspended all updates, the timetable is now certain.

Anyway, am going to try my best to somehow increase the updates, as a matter of fact, am updating today na.

mzkomsy: Hey sir christar wassup wif d naughty lady story u said u where gonna b rytn soon.gudnyt n kip d ink rolln or rada ur keyborad typn coz we criozly chilling 4 t.

ermm, oh! About 'B . I.T.C.H'.. Ermm, the story is still 'writing in progress' and its more like a novel, but school life is just a short story to keep you guys busy for the main time and not have to wait for too long . I knew I won't have much time to updates and 'B. ITCH' needs attention and constant updates, so I decided to suspend posting it, but don't worry, it would be released soon enough. Thanks dear for the love, your presence has been registered , muah!!

kizzoh01: #steps in

I see you!

Lollz: nice one bro! keep d ball rolling

thanks bro

Gifteey100: Dar moment wen u wish u wer @ om.......Sowie dr*Cryin*;(

lol.. Am telling you! 'That moment'

Livingstone11: Nyc one....bt am Cryin nd at dsame laughin cuz Ur stubborness is just surfacin unknwinly...dey almost kil u on ur so cald first day hai..

o boy, na so I see am oh, na my stubbornness cause am .

simplifier:

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kennyskeelzz: no comment yet..

nice update..

more grease to ur fingers

thanks bro![quote author=Eni~girl]Ehya! Ah feel xori for u 4 d 1st tym ..lol

ermm, ah don't believe you jhur, you are always happy when bad things happen to me

Sanguine: Hehehe...choi! Oh boy this one na first day of school sufferness o. Ayaf laff taya! It is not a eazy sometin. Lol.

thus my predicament, things don't always go as planned.[quote author=Babie Ghagha] holy cow!! is dis wat u wen tru on ur 1st day at sch? sori o buh my seniors fear me den sha cos i get plenty chokes 4 head

lol.. Plenty chokes? You be girl na, come try that one for odogbolu.

Olamilekan08: All these in just one day? First day 4 dat matter.. O boy u really suffer.. Hope u knw dat.
Wait o. Who did u offend before leaving home, let's start frm there..
Lol..

buhahahah, you are a case.

johnwizey: Laff iyaf finish me

lol

Deiok: Ooh Boy, sowie oh. So them be wan use slap and punishment finish you that day.

oh boy, no be small something oh, I nearly die

Clemzy16: Nice Update Chistar!


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thanks sir, I'm still looking for my drive tho.

horlah005: Yo...paapi, I've bein ur follower since ur "complicated love story" n a ghost reader as well but seriously man, u'r hot. Kip it lockin man!


Parthfinder out!!!

ermmm, thanks dude

Diznie: Ouch!poor chistar...almst cwying*lukin 4 hankerchief*

Chiamaka01: Awww. Poor michael. ;(

Poor Michael and poor Chistar.. Nawa oh, lol..

ijbeauty: Nice one chistar
U kept my eyes fixed on d screen, more updates pls...

more updates comming asap. thanks b

Niyi12arsenal: Dat was a gud one bro.we need more and even beter of dis.

better once are coming, I hope