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Christianity EtcRe: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by chistar01(m): 10:28pm On Aug 26, 2013
[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]Anywayz sha this will be helpful for the *Pagan-atheist alliance* to discuss our future strategy. So thank you Mod.[/quote]So there is an alliance? LMFAO!!! Wetin we no go see for NL? grin #teamGOE
Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by chistar01(m): 10:07pm On Aug 26, 2013
ATMC: ^ u rapper? gud...#askchistar ve u an album yet? what inspired ur handle?
lmao, album? You kidding right? I'm not doing rap as a professional thing, its just something I do for the fun of it, I don't even have a single to my name yet but I have a few collabos to my name, nothing big tho.

My handle, its actually a combo of my names.
Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by chistar01(m): 9:54pm On Aug 26, 2013
[quote author=uj_sizzle]Chistar i'd like to address the issue of name change. You haven't been here long enough to understand what this thread is about in the first place, so i suggest you go back to the first page and read the initial post.
No one has been banned from posting here, neither has any atheist been bashed with a rock. On the contrary we have been as accomodating as any christian can be(musKeeto can testify to that). Wanting a sanctuary outside the madness in the section is not wrong, and contesting the name change without our permission is no crime either. You can't have this place called 'General Chatbox' and expect atheists like Logicboy to keep his peace and not calk anyone a fool for believing in a God. They've probably all read this thread and they are comfortable with what's going on here, i don't see what your problem is. I refuse to stand and watch the home we have created get run down by vermins(no offense, i'm pissed) just because we want to uphold your definition of what a christian should be. If the mods decide to change this thread to something else i demand we be told first.


That said
#askChistar
What's your fav color?
Jean n T-shirt or Tailored suit?
What fueled your interest in writing?[/quote]hmmm, OK. #Noted.

I don't really have any favourite thing actually, lets just say am sorta dynamic and colours isn't an exception, so what am trying to say in essence is I don't have a favourite colour.

Definitely, Jeans and t-shirt. Although a chinos trousers and a plane shirt would be more preferable.

To be frank, the main 'ginger' was the on going ASUU strike, I was quite jobless at the beginning but, on the other hand, I've always had a flare for anything 'art & literature'. BTW, I rap too grin.
LiteratureRe: Chukwufunanya by chistar01(m): 8:37pm On Aug 26, 2013
yemi2plus2: na now you dey know? E don tay when she begin write.
my brother I didn't know oh, I've been sleeping on a bicycle since oh
LiteratureRe: Chukwufunanya by chistar01(m): 8:03pm On Aug 26, 2013
Vickii roo finally writing a story *clears throat* following!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But just three updates weekly? Not cool sad
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Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by chistar01(m): 4:30pm On Aug 26, 2013
ATMC: OK... where do u reside? WC do u prefer bungalow or duplex? what will u say to a sixteen year old who has had sex if u must talk?
Lagos, somewhere in Isolo.

A duplex..

Lol, ermm.. It depends on the sex of the 16 year old. If male; 'dude calm down, there would be a right time for things like this, just don't rush Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊rself, now, before I close and open my eyes, go and ask God for forgiveness then wait till Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊ get married' grin and if its a female, I'll ask why, her reply would let me know what to say next, I believe females are more delicate and fragile so need a different kind of approach that's more 'personal'.
Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by chistar01(m): 2:57pm On Aug 26, 2013
ATMC: #askchistar 1. how old are yu 2. r u a scholar or done with sch?3. wat's ur name? where do you download movies for ur phone from 4. do u have a pet? 5. how long have u been in christ?
1- 19

2-a scholar

3- am namesakes with that guy they stoned to death in the bible, figure it out grin. I don't really download movies on my phone, but I do a lot of 'youtube'.

4- a pet?lol.. I have two dogs (tyga and ginger)but I won't exactly call them pets, they serve more security purposes that 'pet like' purposes.

5- been in christ? Hmmmm.. I guess about 7 months. Although I've know him all my life, but Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊ know it is nah.
Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by chistar01(m): 2:46pm On Aug 26, 2013
HumbledbYGrace: I am offended already

You decided to stay away when it was your turn why?
did Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊ read the earlier post? I stated my reason. I wrote and I quote; 'I thought I was the next to sit on the seat some weeks ago when someone said it was dagr8, so I just kept quiet and gladly shifted afterall the hot sit Isn't running, it would eventually get to my turn' Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊ can scan the thread for proof. Nevertheless, am still sorry, I was just trying to be patient
LiteratureRe: My Complicated Love Story by chistar01(op): 2:39pm On Aug 26, 2013
isyelsie: Nice read. Really nice. Although I read this for 3weeks.......lol don't mind me,busy schedule. Kindly post or mail ur blog link to me when you finally open it. Thanks.
I sure will! Although it might not be anytime soon.. Still trying to get my drive..
LiteratureRe: My Complicated Love Story by chistar01(op): 2:37pm On Aug 26, 2013
Corrupt Adams: GREAT ryt-up bro...WALAHI!!!
Thanks.. WALAHI!!!
LiteratureRe: My Complicated Love Story by chistar01(op): 2:36pm On Aug 26, 2013
kennyskeelzz: eyaf do,....make una free my guychistaro1 make he update for d new thread na
lol.. Leave my people oh! grin they are making my head swell and I like when my head is swollen, I have more ideas for a better write up
LiteratureRe: My Complicated Love Story by chistar01(op): 2:34pm On Aug 26, 2013
jydeayanx: Seriously guy, u are the bomb! Chistar, u really are a gr8 writer, comic, suspense filled, it has all possible characteristics a gud write up can possibly have. Anytime i'm bored, this post is usually my go-to-guy (except in this case not guy, lolz), it has been my solace, i really appreciate u for that. Even when i saw THE END! I was still sifting through the pages to page 63, wishing there could be continuation, but a las! It's finished. I doff my fedora hat for u guy! Keep it up!
lol.. Thanks sir! Am glad I was Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊r 'anti-boredom' weapon.. grin
LiteratureRe: My Complicated Love Story by chistar01(op): 2:33pm On Aug 26, 2013
Petraman: wow!!! the best love story i ever read. i'll advice u to give ur script to bollywood or gollywood but don't try to give it to nollywood cos dey will just destroyed ur good work of art. One million thumbs raised for u. keep it up
thanks bro, but outta curiosity, what about Hollywood? grin

























Just kidding grin
LiteratureRe: My Complicated Love Story by chistar01(op): 2:31pm On Aug 26, 2013
mex004: [b][/b]Nice writeup...............well done
thanks sir!
Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by chistar01(m): 2:25pm On Aug 26, 2013
Less I forget, my guts tells me I've offended someone. I sincerely apologize for any of my wrong doings/actions or foul statement I made which offended anybody viewing this thread, if Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊ are one, Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊ could kindly email me my offense if Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊ don't want it to be made public and Ill probably give an explanation for my actions or simply apologize if I did it out of ignorance.

Thanks.

Now that is said, where are Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊ guys questions na? grin
Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by chistar01(m): 2:19pm On Aug 26, 2013
Ermm.. Firstly, am not angry about anything oh, I'M̶̲̥̅̊ just disappointed at a few people over the change of the thread name, I.M̶̲̥̅̊.O, the name of the thread doesn't matter much, its what the people in the thread do or say that matters, and as christians, I expected us to even be glad that the name was changed to accommodate a larger audience who we can tell about our 'faith' but rather, most people were complaining for reasons best know to them, mind Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊ , Jesus didn't come to the world for the born again xtians but the ones who really 'need' him, thus my disappointment . Anyways, I guess its all history and the matter is settled now with everybody being happy, so case closed #enoughSaid.

Secondly, I thought I was the next to sit on the seat some weeks ago when someone said it was dagr8, so I just kept quiet and gladly shifted afterall the hot sit Isn't running, it would eventually get to my turn, but now that the ball is in my court once again, am ready for ya questions.

*gracefully sits on the hot seat*

Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊ guys should be lenient with me oh. grin.. Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊ may proceed with Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊r questions.
LiteratureRe: SCHOOL LIFE by chistar01(op): 4:12pm On Aug 25, 2013
saintbeejay: 9ice 2 av u bak chistar!
its nice to be backgrin.. Thanks
Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by chistar01(m): 4:10pm On Aug 25, 2013
Funny to think that this is supposed to be the religion section where we all accept each.other as brothers and sisters... *smh*i think I have said enough already, am outta here..
LiteratureRe: SCHOOL LIFE by chistar01(op): 3:39pm On Aug 25, 2013
Daniel2802: Chistar,i dy wait 0h.
posted sir!!!
LiteratureRe: SCHOOL LIFE by chistar01(op): 3:34pm On Aug 25, 2013
**continuation**

'We are H. A. P. P. Y, Happy!!
We are H. A. P. P. Y, Happy!!
We know, we are!
We are sure, we are!...'

The part of assembly hall which accommodated the junior students trembled as we sang the song rather vigorously. The senior students on the other hand refused to sing along and the few who managed to open thier mouths just murmured the song under thier breath, I wondered why they refused to sing along.

Talking about the song, I was pretty sure most of 'us' who sang it weren't happy atall, as a matter of fact, we were everything but happy, I mean, which junior student could really be happy in such hostile environment where we can't really be free and anything we do turns out to be an offense in the sight of the senior ones.. Nevertheless;

'We are H. A. P. P. Y, Happy!!!' we ended the song as we were don matching out of the assembly hall.

As I walked beside Stanley, who senior Jerry instructed to take me to my class, my lips curved into a smile as I remembered how my first assembly in fedgo went.

I could remember the principal saying;

'some students have grown wings and suddenly believe they are above the school authorities. It is written in the school constitution that no male student is allowed inside the girls hostel but some of you decided to go against the school rules and went ahead to also destroy the school property. The following students should come outside now!' he then went ahead to call the names of five students who I believed were in SS3 because I was damn sure no junior student would have such 'balls' to do that.

The fact they were called out wasn't what made me laugh but the fact that one out of the five was a 'Fûck up guy'. Whereas others were flogged ruthlessly but didn't shake a bit, the guy ran round the hall twice at the first whip, everybody in the hall laughed even the presumed angry principal. He had to be held by two macho teachers before he was given his own portion of the lovely koboko.

NB: Koboko means horse whip.

'What class did they put you in?' Stanley asked me, therefor bringing me back to reality.

'JSS1 B' I replied after checking a form which had been handed over to me during the course of my registration.

'Wow, that's even my class' Stanley replied.

'Hmm, really?'

'Yea, that it over there' He replied pointing at the second classroom on a roll of six classrooms, I needed no babalawo to tell me how the classes were differentiated since mine was 'B', I was sure the next was 'C' and then 'D' and so on.

We both walked into the class room and for a spilt second, everyone paused and turned towards my direction to checkout the JJC. I was shy ofcourse but tried my possible best to ignore them as I followed Stanley to a vacant sit.

After sitting and settling down, I looked around the class room and through the windows with the hope of probably seeing Bunmi, Shola or just any familiar person, but I didn't so I just laid my head on the table and closed my eyes.

A tap on my shoulder few minutes later made me raise my head to see who it was and that was when I first saw her.

'hi, are you a new student?' She asked me with her really tiny voice with complimented her petite figure.

'ye.. Yes, I am' I sorta stuttered.

Yes! I was a kid and roughly only ten years old, but I wasn't blind and I still had a heart too, her beauty was off the peak and funny enough, my heart skipped a bit for her, I wasn't sure of how I felt or why I felt that way probably because I knew nothing, yet.

'Ok, am the assistant class captain and our form teacher said I should write down the name of any new student and submit it to her'

'Ok?' I replied with a confused look on my face, still not getting her point or maybe her beauty slowed down the rate my brain functioned.

'so what is your name?' she finally hit the nail on the head. I wondered why she had to even beat around the bush just to get my name, even if it weren't for official purposes, I would have still told her my name.

'Odoh Michael' I replied and she wrote it down on a sheet of paper which had other names on it which I guess were the names of other people in the class.

I really wanted to ask her for her name but for some strange reasons, I was to shy to even look at her again talkless of asking for her name. Soon enough, she left my desk with her list and walked back to her sit leaving me lost in my thoughts.

'Michael, whats wrong with you na? Why can't you just ask for her name? But come to think of it, what exactly do you want to use her name for?' were the questions that was ran through my mind.

I was suddenly brought back to reality by a rhythmical bang on a table which sounded like one I hear in a 'Milo beverage' advert.

'Class greet!' someone screamed

'Good morrnning ma, wee are happppy to see you, God bless you' We all dragged the greeting.

'Good morning class, you may sit down'

'Thank you ma' We all replied and sat down patiently waiting for her to state her mission in our class.

TO BE CONTINUED.
LiteratureRe: SCHOOL LIFE by chistar01(op): 12:55pm On Aug 25, 2013
princesa: okay, no more troubles from mesmiley
thanks.. Critiques expected tho grin
LiteratureRe: SCHOOL LIFE by chistar01(op): 12:18pm On Aug 25, 2013
princesa: in real life, meek as a dovesmiley
on the internet, ready to burst ur nose angry



like la femme Nikita cool

now you, what are you feeling like, spamming nairaland with ur silly signature ™ƺƔcιεмεηт® undecided
dear princesa.. Please, it's Φk♠γ̲̣̣̥. Nah... sad
RomanceRe: Secrets About Girls And How Our Mind Works!! by chistar01(m): 12:14pm On Aug 25, 2013
[quote author=splasy_duicy]kisschister love[/quote]splasy_duicy sweedy grin
RomanceRe: Secrets About Girls And How Our Mind Works!! by chistar01(m): 12:12pm On Aug 25, 2013
[quote author=Eni~girl]wtf! Chistar wah u doen here ah tot u arent feelinq fyn jez qo nd update ur thread bfre ah...... Ma no tlk.[/quote]lol.. Yes ma!! Wasn't feeling too well but I can still browse and drop comments na, to type long updates is rather too tedious.. But don't too worry.. More updates comming today
LiteratureRe: SCHOOL LIFE by chistar01(op): 11:52am On Aug 25, 2013
A big thanks to those of Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊ who wished me a speedy recovery because I've recovered and it was definitely speedily... I'll continue with the story today and would post later on in the day.. Thanks once again, Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊ guys are just the best..

-chistar
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RomanceRe: Secrets About Girls And How Our Mind Works!! by chistar01(m): 1:29pm On Aug 24, 2013
I.M̶̲̥̅̊.O the OP hit the nail on the head, I wonder why most females on this thread are complaining or saying she is wrong... The irony is, some guys falls under some of the categories she listed.. Its just pure fact. If Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊ haven't seen Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊r type of 'personality' as a girl.. Be patient am sure madam OP would soon get to Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊ , I'll make sure of that
RomanceRe: Secrets About Girls And How Our Mind Works!! by chistar01(m): 11:24pm On Aug 22, 2013
If only Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊ guys know what I know... grin ..@madamOP, Chistar is present
LiteratureRe: SCHOOL LIFE by chistar01(op): 8:11pm On Aug 22, 2013
Daniel2802: Y0u r tryin@chistar.thumbs up.
thanks sir, with my tight schedule, its very inconvenient to update constantly, had it been I was free, I would have updated a minimum of twice daily and even up to four times daily, but unfortunately, am not chanced. Am glad some of you understand that.
LiteratureRe: SCHOOL LIFE by chistar01(op): 8:06pm On Aug 22, 2013
Babie Ghagha: chistar am very api dat am readin ur story again.nice write up.buh as 4 my experience in boardin sch,only my seniors can explain cos i made dem see hell wit d help of my mouth,skills,sistas,nd my coach
lmao. Thanks babes
LiteratureRe: SCHOOL LIFE by chistar01(op): 7:58pm On Aug 22, 2013
**continuation**

'Wetin you talk?' Mr Macho asked me again, probably because he couldn't believe what he heard.

In my pure ignorance and stupidity mode I said;

'Why should I lie do....' before I could complete the 'down' I found myself on the floor screaming.

Up till date, I don't still remember what really happened to me because slaps and belt whips were coming from different angles and all I know is that I could not sit down comfortably on a chair without my buttocks reacting to the pain by the time Mr macho was done with me.

chai! My day one was really one to remember.

***

I was later released by Jerry or should I say 'Senior' Jerry, based I can remember I got a slap when I called him just 'Jerry'.

Before he released me, he did what any normal human being would do, he gave me reasons for why I was beaten like a thief and he even prepared 'zape' for me grin.

NB: Zape is a school slang which could act as a noun or verb. It can be a noun because of it refers to provisions such as garri, milk, sugar, cornflakes, goldenmorn etc, while its a verb because it refers to the act of eating the provisions.

In my own case, Jerry prepared a 'big man' zape for me which contained a reasonable amount of Corn flakes, about quarter of a 'peak' refill sacheat and a ridiculous amount of sugar.

'Ok, you can go and prepare for your classes, hope you know where your class is?' Jerry asked when I was done zaping.

I was beginning to get uncomfortable with his sudden excessively nice attitude, why was someone who was beating me like a thief few moments ago, not preparing zape for me and even asking caring questions? Those were the questions that flooded my mind at first but I replied him in the negative since I didn't know where my class room was, yet.

'Ok, go and bath in your hostel then wear your school uniform quickly, am coming there to chase you guys for your breakfast.

'Chase? Why chase na? Are we animals that needed to be chased?' I asked myself quietly, my few hours in the lions den had thought me never to ask a senior student 'why' openly no matter what, I just replied 'ok' and ran to my hostel before any other 'senior' caught me.

True to his words, Jerry was in my hostel few minutes later, I wondered how he bathed and dressed in such short period of time because as at the time I left him, he hadn't even fetched water to bath.

How he could chase a hostel filled with JSS1 students with just banging a stick on a metal pillar on the corridor and counting down from '10' amazed me, it worked like clock work.

At the first bang on the pillar, every JSS1 students in my room started rushing to round up whatever they were doing and run out of the hostel, Jerry didn't even have to move an inch before I figured the entire hostel was as dry as a grave yard.

I quickly wore my school uniform which was a white shirt and a green short, then walked up to him as he stood on the corridor still banging the pillar.

'are you ready?' He asked me.

I nearly said; 'no, I just like wearing my school uniform in morning then stand at your front while you chase for food' but I knew I might not like what would follow so I just simply nodded.

'Ok, stand here and keep on banging this pillar, let me go and see the strong headed people who are still in the hostel' He handed the stick which he used to bang the pillar to me and proceeded into a room.

Few seconds later I saw about two students running out of the hostel screaming and scratching thier butt, I didn't need to be told that Jerry had just flogged them.

Jerry and I there after headed to the dining hall.

***

It was a really big yellow building which had the capacity to occupy over two thousand people, every one in the hall were on thier school uniforms except some staffs, but I noticed something about the tables. There were four different colours in all, green, blue, yellow and red, they were also distinctively grouped on bases of the different colours and separated. I later got to know that different houses sat on the tables with their distinctively corresponding colours. Osun - Green, Niger - Blue, Cross - Yellow and Chad - Red.

***

Senior Jerry helped me to find my house and class table, then handed me over to an older student who he ordered to take me to my class room before he left.

I guess that's how I got my first school father, and luckily for me he was a school captain, more specifically an Osun house red badge, you would get to know what I mean by 'red badge' later on in the story.

I sat on the table, staring at my hungry peers as they devoured the meal of bread and tea, or should I just say 'coloured water'. I had my mind occupied with how my first day in class would be like, I made myself a promise to be the best student in my class or something like that.

TO BE CONTINUED.
LiteratureRe: My Complicated Love Story by chistar01(op): 10:11am On Aug 22, 2013
bestcindy: A nice story....cnt wait 2 see more of dis
see more ------> https://www.nairaland.com/1401335/school-life#17501053
LiteratureRe: My Complicated Love Story by chistar01(op): 10:01am On Aug 22, 2013
Serendipity: Looks more fabricated than real. Virtuoso though
hmm.. You think?

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