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Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by ChizzyBuna(m): 2:14am On May 20, 2024
What I experienced today can kill a man with heart attack.

4 different tickets..All Cut 1

I'm at the verge of running mad

This Cut 1 on my tickets is too much

Guess whathuh

I say make I reduce odd to 3 odds

1 game still cut am💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

Betting is not ordinary

How can a team who scores 2-2 3-1 4-0
Lose 0-1 to a wack teamhuh?

It's time to quit this demonic betting.
Romance › Re: Rev Fathers Have Sex With Rev. Sisters Regularly by ChizzyBuna(op): 11:39pm On May 19, 2024
Naughtysex:
I know this as far back as 1997at Bodija Ibadan then
Christianity and Islam are the major mental slavery to keep humanity in unseen chains.
Tho we never saw any sign of used condom while sweeping the rev. Father's lodge
I doubt any of them will be dumb and careless to throw condom outside.

But we did see a rumpled drug casing for a drug called misoprostol.
Misoprostol is used to create abortion in women that are still 2-3 weeks pregnant.

It must be difficult for both rev. Sisters and priest. Konji na bastard
Romance › Re: Rev Fathers Have Sex With Rev. Sisters Regularly by ChizzyBuna(op): 11:24pm On May 19, 2024
Will I ever send my kids to a catholic boarding school?? HELL NOOOO!!
Romance › Rev Fathers Have Sex With Rev. Sisters Regularly by ChizzyBuna(op): 11:18pm On May 19, 2024
I'm born and raised core catholic!!

I have fought and defended my church but the horror of my life was the day I accidentally caught a rev fr having sex with one of our teacher rev. Sister in 2007.

I still remember seeing it and feeling so confused, my whole word, belief and faith crumbling

Till today, I haven't recovered from that
My whole faith shattered by that experience
But in all I learnt that human being is not perfect. ONLY GOD IS PERFECT
Celebrities › Re: Diddy Admits He Beat Cassie, He Apologizes: ‘I Take Full Responsibility (Video) by ChizzyBuna(m): 10:12pm On May 19, 2024
I'm 100000000% sure he will not apologize
If not for the evidence wey cast everywhere

Foreign Affairs › Re: Helicopter Carrying Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi Crashes In East Azerbaijan by ChizzyBuna(m): 4:17pm On May 19, 2024
Ok
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs West Ham (3 - 1) On 19th May 2024 by ChizzyBuna(m): 4:09pm On May 19, 2024
If I be West ham player

I go send my account give Pep Guadiola

Wire $600k make I do 3 own goals for una grin

Family › Re: How Do I Fix My Marriage, It Has Crashed - Family - Nairaland by ChizzyBuna(m):
Go to your bathroom mirror

Take a good look at yourself and see that you are an incredibly STUPID MAN
Just accept this truth and you have solved 40% of your problems.

Accepting that you were a BIG fool to marry someone without due diligence is the first step.

Society use marriage to punish Men
If you think society likes men
Then you are a bigger fool

If war happen, society don't give a Bleep about man grin Straight to the warfront. Go and die

If you try divorce your wife. Society tag the man as cheater, womanizer
If s woman try divorce you, they congratulate her for escaping an evil man

But guess what Many men will still fall for this trap called Marriage.

Even if 1 sheep outsmart the butcher,
it won't stop the other sheep's from getting slaughtered.

Many many men will fall in this trap
And many many more threads will be created

That's why they make you fools kneel down and propose. Which is not an African thing

Imported western ideology That Society supports because it humiliates the Man making a huge mockery by kneeling down.

80% of men are very very foolish when it comes to understanding women.
From a very young age girl notice how clueless and dump many boys are
Girls from age 5 are far smarter than boys

I have seen the most brilliant highest IQ First Class Men that can solve everything in the world but when it comes to women.
They have the biggest mistakes ever

First of all
A Woman can NEVER LOVE YOU
She can get a "Feeling of Love" for you but she doesn't LOVE you.
When that feeling reduce, the live is GONE.
It doesn't matter if you carry the whole world on your shoulders for her
Once that "feeling" of Love reduce...Otilor

That is why MAN will support a club that loss back to back
But a woman will switch club immediately her club start losing back to back

Women are not BUILT TO LOVE
They are built TO RECIEVE LOVE NOT GIVE IT
Only time this rule is broken is for her child
What is love?
Love is liking a person no matter the condition,no matter their behavior, no matter their past.
The only people that can give you this love is your mother/father and Jesus Christ

A man in love is a foolish man 100%
That is why Mothers fight to make sure their sons don't end up with the wrong woman.

Because mother's are females too
And they understand that Men in general are very clueless when it comes to female nature

Mothers understand the true nature and manipulation of the average female specie.


Your wife's love is the same as 80 to 90% of marriages in Nigeria.
It's called Conditional LOVE built on "Feelings"



A Woman is not built to give Love to man
They are only built to receive Love from MAN
But to give Love, they can't.
The only person they can give Love to is the children.

As for Marriage Consuling
If your wife suggest marriage counseling
Just know your Marriage is DEAD

Marriage Counseling is the biggest fraud in the same fraud as marriage.
They work hand in hand grin

She already knows the marriage is Dead
But Men being very clueless despite the warning signs will still be asking us question.

She is suggesting Marriage counseling as a tactics to delay the obvious fact that the marriage is Dead.
She is waiting for you to get the Hint
But your mumu strong pass 5G

And for other men

A Man without OT in this world MUST SUFFER
OT is not gotten from school, PHd and others
As a Man endeavor to have OT or else YOU MUST SUFFER .
Women you use your life and turn it upside down and I fully support women on this.

Some men MUST learn the hard way
Foreign Affairs › Re: Oba Of Benin Celebrates Return Of Looted Artefacts From Germany (Video) by ChizzyBuna(m):
White people realized how useless it was grin

No choice than to return it back

mysticwarrior:
The white men came uninvited, they stole, enslaved and they massacred.
The whites showed the world that
Benin Kingdom jazz na SCAM

White people gave Benin Kingdom FATALITY grin
It was the easiest war the Europeans have ever fought.

Their Oba even ran away before Europeans arrived the palace grin grin

They thought they had the strongest juju ever
But they didn't know that Whites had their own juju called Gun a.k.a gunpowder.

30 Benin warriors rushing to attack with spear and matchete.
Only to be greeted and baptized with steel bullets grin
They had no idea of the invention of Guns

Ask the Europeans about Juju in Benin Kingdom
They will laugh and laugh and laugh

Romance › Re: Age Is Just A Number For Me And Her by ChizzyBuna(op): 11:58am On May 19, 2024
Lumarstone:
You know she is married and she is older than you and you are having sexual affairs with her?

My brother, you're already on the death rows. You will never make progress in life. If you are intelligent enough, the best thing you can do is just for you to run away from her and immediately undergo traditional cleansing according to your tribe.

There's spirit of retrogression attached to such immoral behavior.

I left..!
Bullshit!!!!
Romance › Re: Age Is Just A Number For Me And Her by ChizzyBuna(op): 11:56am On May 19, 2024
Holluwhakemmy:
When your mates are struggling and hustling to make it in life to become something reasonable in the future you are here fornicating and happy about it. Anyway the end of a thing matters than the beginning, we shall see just continue.
Mumu idiota,
didn't you see when I said she pays me
Romance › Re: Age Is Just A Number For Me And Her by ChizzyBuna(op): 11:53am On May 19, 2024
Xenry:
Show me your account balance, brokie, then maybe we will consider giving you an award for this breathtaking knacking you achieved.

You aren't even ashamed, out of everything you can achieve and brag about, you chose s£x?

Animals are having it, dogs, pigs, the poor and rich. Nothing's special about it. Don't you understand? Nature ensures that animals have it so that it's existence won't be annihilated.

So go on, keep bragging about being average while others are busy utilizing AI to take over the world and replace you with some robots without emotions yet able to outperform you.
Animals are having sex for free
But a big idiota like you still pay for sex.
SHAME on you
Romance › Re: Age Is Just A Number For Me And Her by ChizzyBuna(op): 11:47am On May 19, 2024
TheFinesseKid:
this bastrrrd and churning out stories about things that never happened. Ogun ma pa e.
No dey call your papa bastard
Travel › Re: Tragedy As Seven Die, Others Injured In Imo Road Crash by ChizzyBuna(m): 8:16am On May 19, 2024
The incident occurred around 7 pm on Saturday night.

Thank God I'm an introvert undecided
By 7 I'm already in my room tucked up watching series with my ice cream chocolate and popcorn. I hate anything night hangout


R.i.p to the dead
Romance › Age Is Just A Number For Me And Her by ChizzyBuna(op): 11:16pm On May 18, 2024
When it comes to pretending
Nigerian girls can win Grammy for pretending

One mature cute woman was falling for me during Easter but she is doing everything humanly possible to hide it.

The day I gather morale and told her my mind
She said " I'm old enough to be your mother cry

I bleeped her today,
Married for 20 years plus
She is a good woman, homely but a small issue.

She is yoruba, and very dominating woman
Especially during sex, I dey knack her with rage
Never meet or seen her husband
She once told me that her hubby is in Liberia..

Now I realize she is a nympho
After sex I feel drained physically/ spiritually.
But she pays me. And I need money like mad

Should I quit or should I lock up and keep making money that she gives me?


Took me 2 months to finally smash but it was worth it.
Education › Re: 30-Year-Old Teacher, Rebecca Joynes, Guilty Of Sex With 2 Schoolboys by ChizzyBuna(m):
I had fantasied about sex with 3 of my teachers in my life.
Very hot and beautiful women kiss kiss

My SS1 to 2 Government Studies Teacher
Sweet angelic hot sexy fair in complexion shocked
Sometimes I stare at her beauty and my prick go rise.
One day as I dey admire her
She tell me to go and clean the board... Chaiiiiii
And i bin don get strong boner cry
How will I hide my boner Infront of the whole class.

My fine arts teacher
My government studies teacher
My inter science Jss3 youth cooper teacher kiss
My primary 4 Teacher ( hottest teacher ever)

Omo back then I would climb the highest mountain just to knack these teachers. God!!!!

Americans una dey enjoy ooo

Celebrities › Re: Fr Mbaka And Bishop Onaga Laid Junior Pope To Rest by ChizzyBuna(m):
Mbaka looking like Nollywood Evil Spirit

Politics › Re: Correctional Service Has No Hotel, Says Spokesman, Abubakar Umar by ChizzyBuna(m): 7:18am On May 16, 2024
Ok
Romance › Re: Thank God Many Nigerians Are Illiterate by ChizzyBuna(op): 2:31pm On May 15, 2024
immortalcrown:
I'm very sorry. The OP is the one I intended to quote. Let me edit the quote.
very clumsy phoool grin
Can't even quote the right person.
Something a 4 yr old can do.

Bloody illiterate
Romance › Re: Thank God Many Nigerians Are Illiterate by ChizzyBuna(op): 5:17am On May 15, 2024
TheFinesseKid:
Oga sttfu and learn. It has nothing to do with illiteracy. You're the one sounding like the literate illiterate here. Nawa
No dey call your papa illiterate
Romance › Re: Thank God Many Nigerians Are Illiterate by ChizzyBuna(op): 11:18pm On May 14, 2024
immortalcrown:
What does your story have to do with illiteracy?
If you read everything I wrote you will understand. But my guess is, you only read the first line
Romance › Re: Thank God Many Nigerians Are Illiterate by ChizzyBuna(op): 11:16pm On May 14, 2024
Succezcard:
Let's just say it's wrong title. Most people these days love videos n pictures rather dan reading. That doesn't make them illiterates. This is our time. If not 4 eggzams & interviews, most pple won't open a page of a buk. Even this thread, some will be 2 lazy 2 read it, but will be fightin in the comments section.
In a Civilized world, someone will pick that book and flip thru the pages.
Nigerians don't like reading at all.
That is what saved me grin grin grin
Romance › Re: My GF Set Me Up With Her Bestfriend by ChizzyBuna(m):
Lol
My own story worse pass your own x 2

My babe set me up with her best friend
Mind you both of them they playfully kiss each and do all those girly stuffs.
So when my girl told me she and her bestie want to do 3some with me. It made sense

Since both of them are very close to each other
I was soo happy that I almost hit the plate of food on the table grin

Then I looked at her and saw the massive disgust on her face, like she couldn't believe how happy I was.
Next morning, she told me that her bestie cancelled and doesn't want the 3some again.

That's when I knew this bitch set me up

Second one
This her bestie used another woman profile pic to chat me on WhatsApp for over a month.
Acting like a Milf, saying provocative sexy things to me.

Telling me let us exchange nudes.
I foolishly sent my nudes cry cry cry cry
She didn't send anything back

During this period I and my babe we're showing signs of break up.
So when I found out the woman I was chatting on whatsap was her bestie.
I ended the relationship with full force

Some girls are truly dangerous
That's why my wife will not have a bestie!!
Before they come together and plan to kill me.. God forbid
Romance › Thank God Many Nigerians Are Illiterate by ChizzyBuna(op): 10:32pm On May 14, 2024
I kept $100 my uncle give me inside a novel book.
When I travelled
I ended up forgetting the novel in my hostel.

On my way home, it dawn on me that $100 is inside that novel and it is on my bed in the hostel

I was so restless, what if someone who see the novel will pick it up to read and flip pages and mistakenly finds the $100. cry

For 1 week I was restless
Until I came back to hostel and lo and behold
The novel was sitting on my bed untouched
I opened the pages and found my $100 kiss kiss

The crazy part is that many guys always enter my hostel to play pes game.
But somehow none of them touched that novel.

May God be praised!!!!
Politics › Re: Structure Of Criminality: Sowore Slams Peter Obi For Meeting Former VP Atiku by ChizzyBuna(m): 9:44pm On May 14, 2024
Reno O.mockery right now....

Pets › Re: Nigerian Family Excited After Puppy They Ordered Arrives From Russia (pics/vid) by ChizzyBuna(m):
Obierika:
I'm sure they're professional dog breeders so they want to use the dog for stud services and charge money for it.

The dog sef no know say dem wan use am as sex slave grin
You mean the dog is a prostitute?? grin grin

Celebrities › Re: Crossdresser James Brown Arrests Neighbour Who Assaulted Him (pics/video) by ChizzyBuna(m): 11:44am On May 14, 2024
I remember vividly how many Nigerian girls were supporting Bobrisky and this Nonesense

Now it's backfiring at women grin grin grin
Bobrisky go win best dressed female

Even in the U.S
Their Women supported gay and trans LBT

Now the same LGXWTQ9 trans people are competing in women competitions and are winning everything flawlessly

James brown Deal with them grin grin

Celebrities › Re: Stevie Wonder Granted Ghanaian Citizenship (Video) by ChizzyBuna(m): 11:33am On May 14, 2024
This one na Citizenship by Fire by Force grin

Dem don whyne Stevie tell am say na Texas him dey go, he enter flight only to land in Ghana

Stevie shout for help, if you are held hostage
Your Nigerian brothers will come and save u

Properties › Re: Woman Shares Heartbreaking Story Of House Demolition In Lagos(video) by ChizzyBuna(m): 9:03pm On May 13, 2024
She will be alright

She is a woman
She will definitely get help online

If na man come up with same story
Dem go even think say na Skit

One twitter simp will send her 1 million
Just watch and see
Education › Re: Kawthar Shehu Toro: My JAMB Scores Success Story – Gombe Top Scorer by ChizzyBuna(m): 1:26pm On May 13, 2024
Ok
Programming › Re: Becoming An Employable Full Stack Flutter Developer (ios And Android) by ChizzyBuna(m): 12:18pm On May 13, 2024
Ok
Business › Re: Nigeria's Naira Reverses Back As World's Worst Performing Currency — Bloomberg by ChizzyBuna(m): 8:24pm On May 10, 2024
Ok

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