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I know i joke a lot but today im very serious.
Im seeing a girl and she is doing POS
My guy told me to just bleep her and not take it serious relationship with her.
I argued with him, then he brought out his phone and showed me whatsap chat of all the POS girls he collected their number.
And how he bleeped all of them and did transfer for them.

Now im having double mind, and he says the ones who stay by the roadside are the real coded ashawos. And this girl im seeing is a roadside POS agent. Abeg what should i do?

dollytino4real:
My bros no stop to give advice where necessary

So if you see something dangerous, you should keep quiet and watch people die?

Walahi, you lagosians are a different breed of wild animals. This type of nonesense cant happen in PH.

Kobicove:
So long as the bus is moving and fresh air is entering from some of the windows the risk of serious carbon monoxide poisoning is low

In traffic, car stops and smoke still entering inside bus.
Only 2 windows are open, others are stuck.
Anyway, when you develop lung cancer una go dey shout my enemies my enemies.
Not knowing you are your worst enemy

When you try to educate some Nigerians instead of them to have open mind and absorb new information and learn.
They insult you
They start saying you are talking trash.
They start arguing with you

Im from PH and im new to Lagos
This experience showed me how many yoruba people are so illiterate. This can never happen in Ph. Them go change am for the driver.

I was in ikorodu today, i entered bus and on the way i noticed smoke coming out from back seat.
Turns out the old rusty bus has a leaking exhaust pipe.
I shout that something is burning, the conductor look at me with evil eye and said something in yoruba ( i guess he was insulting me).
I started telling them that the carbon monoxide that is leaking from exhaust to inside the bus can cause poisioning.

To my greatest shock, none of the passengers showed concern, they were just inhaling it like its normal.
I tried opening the window it got stuck, one lady at my back started complaining that what is wrong with me, that why cant i stay one place.
At this moment i told driver i want to come down. He later stop somewhere and then conductor started yabbing me say i dey form big boy, why i no use uber.
I was just dumbfounded at the level of ignorance.
The worst part is their is a woman carrying a baby that was sleeping and she is not even worried the baby is been exposed to carbon monoxide leakage from exhaust.

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In Honour of Snake day
i have decided to upload some +18 photos for ladies who want to admire my snake.

#HappySnakeDay

6.2 inches in length 
6 inches in circumference (Girth)

1.
Sideways full erect
https://freeimage.host/i/Yv7YXI

2. 
Lateral view
https://freeimage.host/i/YvYZnS

3.
Flaccid
https://freeimage.host/i/YvaJAx

Enjoy

Datboredberri:
You created a thread ON me... And Fernandez...

Without my comments, you would never have gotten the clout you so desperately seek... Enjoy your 1 day fame...

Bitch Please..

Datboredberri:
I hate these sorta questions... But I'll answer...

As a feminist, I believe women are equal to men... They have rights that should be respected... They are capable and should be given the opportunity to prove their competence... I don't believe in privilege... No race or gender or religion or tribe is superior... They are different and that's the beauty...

I don't concern myself with other women's relationships... Cause that's their personal life... None of my business...

Do I advocate for women where men are concerned? It depends...

If a man physically assualts his wife or verbally abuses her, then she should be helped... No one has the right to oppress another... Having a penis doesn't make you a god...

No man should rape his wife...

If you cheat, I would advise her to leave... You wouldn't tolerate a cheat, why should she? Respect yourself... Don't be a dog...

Treat her the way you want her to treat you... She's an human being... Not your property...

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As long as she's allowed to choose, I'm fine...

If a woman wants to kneel down to serve your meal and calls you her lord... Not my concern...

If she can stand the stench of your depravity... Not my concern...

If she wants to be a full-time house wife... Not my concern...

As long as she's not being pressured to be 'what a woman is'...

That's my definition of empowerment... Allowing women to decide who they want be and what they want to do...

Gerrit?

I regret tagging you TBH
U son carry your toxicity full this thread.
Go in peace, your sins have been forgiven

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On behalf of All men of Nairaland
I hereby in pity, console all the feminists on nairaland.
We know you are emotionally damaged
We know you are suffering from lack of parental father to daughter bond.

That is why you are acting up and behaving wayward all in the name of feminism.

We herby forgive you all
As we know you are not mentally stable
we dont want to engage or argue with mentally unstable people.
So i herby forgive
@Fernadezisback
@DatBoredBerry
@candidlady

Tell me you are Suffering from childhood trauma without saying it.
Her: Im a Feminist

When you see a feminist, just shake your head in pity. What you are looking at is a female who is suffering from past childhood traumas and neglect from her parents especially her dad.
When you see them say men are scum
Instead of getting angry
Shed some tears for them.
You are witnessing a very hurt soul who has experienced emotional trauma and languishing agony of the highest order.

Cry for them, shake your head in pity whenever you see a feminist.
Na condition Make them bend like crayfish

When you see them yab men,
It is because we live rent free in their minds
They cant do without us and it makes them so angry thst is why they display their frustration disguised as women empowerment movements.
When we all know that women hate their fellow women more than anything.

Messi1:
Did i really see him? yea, for three consecutive weeks now, I have been obsessed with him...I have been listening to his song "give into me" and i must say that it is the best song to have existed.

I can't begin to explain all over again coz i have done that in the family section.

I love Michael Jackson from the roots of my heart...People say I resemble Elvis Presley and two white ladies here in Houston said thesame thing in different occasion but my heart loves Michael Jackson.

No day passes by without me watching the videos of his "Human Nature" and You Rock My World".

But "Give Into Me" is the best song in the world(to me).

#ILoveMichaelJackson

I can bet my balls that you stay in bussonet street houston, Texas
That is where you find all types of crackhead and drug urchins from Nigeria.
Op don go knack crack come dey see albino michael jackson for dream. Crack na bastard

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The Ram just Finished Listening to R' Kelly
I Believe I Can Fly

OlaitanAkanbi:
That is how ladies are oh my brother when I park my tinted glass cross tour . Ladies will surely observe me when I step outside my car
And they give me attention easily
But some women are very spiritually item
( 5mins sex your glory will crumble )
So I just don’t send them
A lady once approached me at shop rite and she told me I like your whip I told her thank you
I move no time

One time i went to car wash and spotted a girl i used to know, we talked after i invited her to my apartment. We drink then i bleep her well.
After action i say make i drop her for her location.
On our way just few meters to the bustop, my back tire break just hook and the back tire stopped rotating. It was dragging on the road and people were signaling me to check my back tire. Naso the babe do come leave me they go
I dey there dey call mechanic.
Mechanic no pick
Rain come dey fall, i just the wonder if na that girl kpekus carry badluck

cavreek:
Coming from someone who is not married yet and am sure ur father is enjoying his marriage
Your concern is that u sholud not be worst than him

You are not even making any sense at all

Issues40:
I'm not sure you understand how certain things work in relationships. I'm not sure you know the difference between marriage and dating.

But I know you think you know it all about relationships. I was once like you too until my eyes became open.

Marriage is a different ball game. I repeat marriage is a different ball game. Especially with kids involved....

I have seen families where the man is in control not the wife.
If you want your wife to control you, fine
But as for me i know what i want and i dont want a wife with my mothers behaviour.
If you love being a simp and enjoy

VeryWickedMan:
OP simping is hereditary, hope you know

Im the one that will break and end that useless cycle of simping in my family.

I have never seen a man that is controlled by his wife like my dad.
To the point if my mom does something wrong, he will cover up for her and apologize to her. The thing dey vex me
My mum is a master manipulator, and my dad is a very terrible simp.

She shouts at him and sometimes disrespect him infront of us but he will do nothing.
I had an altercation with my mum last night and my father without hearing my own side of the story decided to side my mum.
And said i should kneel down to her and apologize.

I told him to his face that over my dead body will never do that.
Out of anger i told him that age dosent mean wisdom that as old as he is.
That him being my father dosent mean he is wiser than me.
I told him that He is still being used like tool by my mum. And can't realize this

It didn't go well
He hasn't spoken to me throughout today

Rastaramsey:
Your story is very fake....

How can you be smoking and two girls go come kiss you

You no no how your breath go be

You run tongue kiss for 5 mins with smoke breath

Una dey try oooo

Lies from the pit of hell...

Ode na S.k i dey smoke and the girls they smoke too
She join me we blast S.k and mentol cigarette before making out.
But i no get anything to prove to broke lonely fools like you

The thing is i have these 2 girls phone number for over 2 months now.
I tried all and all to toast her but she refused.
Until unexpectedly we jammed at the pool party. And that happened.
The first girl has already sent me messsge on whatsapp asking for my house address.
I dont know if i should sue her or play along and kpansh her. What should i do

Last week saturday night at my friends birthday party, i reconnected with my ex and some girls i used to know.
I have been trying to kpansh one of those girls but she has been rejecting me.
At the party i bumped into 3 of them and my ex.
On the scale of 1- 10 my ex is an 8
When the girl saw me chatting up with my ex, she went and meet her and soon they moved to her table with her other friends and started gisting and laughing.
Me i jejely go where men dem dey we smoke dey pop dey dorime.

All of a sudden, that girl wey i been try kpansh we no gree, after she meet my hot ex, the girl come dey trip for me. I was at balcony smoking when she entered and we chatted a bit then one thing lead to the other we kissed.
As in passionate tongue kissing for over 5 mins
Then her other friend caught us and came in to call the girl. Once that one left her 2nd bestie just close door and said she heard im a great kisser and she want to see if its true.
I kissed her tongue kissing then the first chick came in balcony again, but this time she acted as if nothing happened.
When the 2nd girl left, the first girl turned to me and said i should never ever try that nonesense again. That why should i kiss her friend immediately after kissing her. That it is disrespect to her Then she proceed to kiss me again before leaving to get her bolt taxi
Later saw her and her 2nd bestie having little argument about what happened as they entered taxi

Next day i call my ex if she know those girls before, she said she only know one if them but they all vibes along thst night
I Found out she told them that i am a great kisser. Which made those girls trying to kiss me when they were tipsy.

Should i sue those 2 girls for Sexual Harassment

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