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cavreek:
Coming from someone who is not married yet and am sure ur father is enjoying his marriage
Your concern is that u sholud not be worst than him

You are not even making any sense at all

Issues40:
I'm not sure you understand how certain things work in relationships. I'm not sure you know the difference between marriage and dating.

But I know you think you know it all about relationships. I was once like you too until my eyes became open.

Marriage is a different ball game. I repeat marriage is a different ball game. Especially with kids involved....

I have seen families where the man is in control not the wife.
If you want your wife to control you, fine
But as for me i know what i want and i dont want a wife with my mothers behaviour.
If you love being a simp and enjoy

VeryWickedMan:
OP simping is hereditary, hope you know

Im the one that will break and end that useless cycle of simping in my family.

I have never seen a man that is controlled by his wife like my dad.
To the point if my mom does something wrong, he will cover up for her and apologize to her. The thing dey vex me
My mum is a master manipulator, and my dad is a very terrible simp.

She shouts at him and sometimes disrespect him infront of us but he will do nothing.
I had an altercation with my mum last night and my father without hearing my own side of the story decided to side my mum.
And said i should kneel down to her and apologize.

I told him to his face that over my dead body will never do that.
Out of anger i told him that age dosent mean wisdom that as old as he is.
That him being my father dosent mean he is wiser than me.
I told him that He is still being used like tool by my mum. And can't realize this

It didn't go well
He hasn't spoken to me throughout today

Rastaramsey:
Your story is very fake....

How can you be smoking and two girls go come kiss you

You no no how your breath go be

You run tongue kiss for 5 mins with smoke breath

Una dey try oooo

Lies from the pit of hell...

Ode na S.k i dey smoke and the girls they smoke too
She join me we blast S.k and mentol cigarette before making out.
But i no get anything to prove to broke lonely fools like you

The thing is i have these 2 girls phone number for over 2 months now.
I tried all and all to toast her but she refused.
Until unexpectedly we jammed at the pool party. And that happened.
The first girl has already sent me messsge on whatsapp asking for my house address.
I dont know if i should sue her or play along and kpansh her. What should i do

Last week saturday night at my friends birthday party, i reconnected with my ex and some girls i used to know.
I have been trying to kpansh one of those girls but she has been rejecting me.
At the party i bumped into 3 of them and my ex.
On the scale of 1- 10 my ex is an 8
When the girl saw me chatting up with my ex, she went and meet her and soon they moved to her table with her other friends and started gisting and laughing.
Me i jejely go where men dem dey we smoke dey pop dey dorime.

All of a sudden, that girl wey i been try kpansh we no gree, after she meet my hot ex, the girl come dey trip for me. I was at balcony smoking when she entered and we chatted a bit then one thing lead to the other we kissed.
As in passionate tongue kissing for over 5 mins
Then her other friend caught us and came in to call the girl. Once that one left her 2nd bestie just close door and said she heard im a great kisser and she want to see if its true.
I kissed her tongue kissing then the first chick came in balcony again, but this time she acted as if nothing happened.
When the 2nd girl left, the first girl turned to me and said i should never ever try that nonesense again. That why should i kiss her friend immediately after kissing her. That it is disrespect to her Then she proceed to kiss me again before leaving to get her bolt taxi
Later saw her and her 2nd bestie having little argument about what happened as they entered taxi

Next day i call my ex if she know those girls before, she said she only know one if them but they all vibes along thst night
I Found out she told them that i am a great kisser. Which made those girls trying to kiss me when they were tipsy.

Should i sue those 2 girls for Sexual Harassment

Ok

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Ok

Ok

Our ancestors wake up and just fvck till they sleep.
Wake up and fvck again till they sleep off.
Our ancestors where sex freaks

So dont blame this generation for their sexual lifestyle.
It is in our blood
It is in our DNA

Omo im really ashamed of this i swear
It happened in my university in benin ( no i wont name the uni, make i no cast )

Few minitues to zoology exam, one kind wicked shit catch me.
Those type of watery shit that make you mess toxic gasses.

Exam was in few minutes, and by the time i go to hostel and shit and come back exam will start and i didnt want to miss it.

I had 10 mins to offload that shit before exam.
I left my bag and ran towards the Auditorium hall.
Auditorum is usually locked when no classes

I follow the back and saw that one of the doors was spoilt so i enter the Auditorium via that broken door.

The auditorium was empty, law students usually use it for some class.

Omo i bend down inside the Auditorium and offload a very hot disastrous shit with toxic smell. Use one exam paper is saw there to wipe my yansh then i left there and ran back to Exam hall.
Till this day i pity the Class that used that auditorium after i shit there.

helinues:
I opened my wallet to make some transfer and realized btc is down. This is the best time to stock up

BTC is the biggest scam of the decade
Its not backed by any physical or tangible asset.
Gold is an assest, u.s dollar is an asset backed by federal reserve.
BTC is just sting of binary mathematics code. Backed by market specualtion. Which means its worth zero.
Which means it can crash to nothing without warning unlike fiat currency or gold

Crypto is not backed by any physical assset.
Same with NFT, all na just SCAM

pansophist:
Confirm, that someone has validated my point. As for me, I am the first black person a lot of white people have seen because I have traveled far and deep into the hinterlands of Europe. Not only kids, but even old people that haven't seen a black person before, but I was also their first. If you want the experience to last, then try speaking the language. This might sound surprising, but I consider them more hospitable that the west. The slavs are my favorite Europeans, and if I will ever live in Europe permanently, it will probably be a Slavic country.

I speak a bit of Polish, and I cant imagine the joy in the eyes of lots of old people when they speak to a black person they have never seen before in their native language. I cant count how many homes and parties I have visited, and how many drinks I have been given for free, just because they could connect with me deep in their native tongue. Russia was the best for me. That big ass country spanning three continents, that will fit in the whole 29 EU countries x3 with space left, has so many regions that everyday will be an adventure. I have tried speaking Russian through my knowledge of Polish to a KAzakh woman, and just cant help it and was so happy. Mehn, experiences are wonderful.

One thing that blew my mind is their beauty
I will enter bus and can count upto 5 random girls that look like Fashion Models.

Slavic women beauty is pure from heaven.
I have even asked them what is the secret to their beauty??
I have have mingled with many HOT slavic girls..
I'm forever grateful to God for the oppoutunity and lovely experience i had with slavic women.
They are angels in human form.

Ironically i later found out that ukraine women were ranked 3rd most beautiful women in the world.
The 1st most beautiful women was Sweden

pansophist:
You cant generalize white girls, they are vastly different, the same way Nigerian girls and Jamaican girls are, and yes, I intentionally used that example because white people spread across different continents like Nigerian girls and Jamaican girls. I don't know about whites in other places, but I know more about European white girls, so I will elaborate on those ones.

1. The anglophones (British, Americans, Canadians, Australians). This set of girls are usually independent, which doesn't mean they want a broke man though, hypergamy still applies, but if you are reasonable as a man, dating should be easy. You will relate easily with these ones generally as a Nigerian since they are all English-speaking countries, but your accent might be a challenge in the beginning. The British and Americans are the fattest in the group, while the Canadians are Aussies, and oh New Zealanders are angels.

2. The francophones (Belgian, France, Swiss). These ones are similar to the anglophones in independence, but generally, I like them more due to their chilled lifestyle. Anyone that has been to francophone African countries can also attest that the french are less of a rush, cozy to be with, and just want to enjoy the moments. They have really good food, chocolates and family time. It is not a surprise that the Francophone capital (Paris) is a city of love. So if lovey-dovey and romance is your calling, better go marry a french girl. Also, they are very fine, better than the anglophones, and more sexual.

3. The Nordics (Finland, Sweden, Norway, Iceland, Sweden). These ones are the creme de la creme. Classy in a cultured way, I know because I studied in Sweden. They are feminists in the true sense of the word. I remember when I went on a date with a Ukrainian-Finnish girl one time, she refuse me to pay for her. As a local man that had just arrived, I thought she didn't like me because how dare you do not chop my money? It is not like was rich o, but as a student, I could save 50 euros to take her to a coffee shop after hustling one menial job like that So if 50/50 is your thing and you want girls that see it as normal, then Scandinavian ladies are your best bet. So take the best thing from the anglophone and francophones, then add pure class, and you will get a sweet brew of the nordic ladies.

4. Slavic. (Russia, Poland, Czech, Slovakia, Serbs, etc). There is the largest group of white people on Europe's mainland, and in my view, Nigerian men easily integrate with these ones. They are religious, and not too developed economically, so social connection is important to them, the most corrupt compared to other groups, are very hospitable, and black guys are seen as a novelty there. If you want to be looked like a zoo animal, then go there. But not with animosity, but with curiosity. You will get lots of requests by teenage girls for a selfie, to post to their Snapchat. They will normally assume you are American since lots of US black soldiers are stationed in some of these countries. The girls are traditional, feminine, and sweet. A typical Naija man will like them culturally because they will appreciate your money. So a traditional man will marry wife easily there. I have seen more Africans with SLavic women that the other groups combined, that should tell you something.

I visited a lady in a small town in ukraine called Kramatorsk.
I was shocked when i was told that im the 2nd only black person in that town of 3000+ ppl
I taught he was joking until i went on a walk in the park with the lady
i felt like a celebrity, the lady was just showing me off.
Some where taking pictures with me
Some will request to touch my Afro
it was a lovely experience
Some of them thought i was from U.S.A, that time obama was still president.
I was literally treated like a celeb for those 2 days i stayed in that small town.
They really adore handsome black men
Slavic are Very lovely people

Kaiair:
Ehyaaa sorry bro but the girl don marry? Why u no kuku marry am

Nobody knows tomorrow

Reminds me of one babe that year
She always Hate on men. She was a stunch feminist. She had a clique of 3 girls.
They always roll together, and always post photos with them saying
"#Men are trash" or " #BloodSistas #Girlpower

2018 one of her so called sista for life best friend poisend the girl for trying to end her relationship with a rich guy.

Women are thier own worst enemy.

Divoc19:
I pray she's still alive. Don't you have her contact anymore?

Her line switched off since war started

Divoc19:
You for try bring her home na

From frying pan to fire

Kaiair:
Chai! watabombshell

So wetin come happen?? Abi zelensky deport you?

Na that bastard wey dem call PUTIN

meobizy:
SMH. I will not indulge in a fruitless debate. Many members here will. I’ve learned over the years not to.

I was once like you. I never believed juju
Until i experimented with juju and what i saw changed my life.
Dont worry, u dont need to believe it
Nothing they will tell you will make you believe it, until you experience it. Bye

Dated a ukrainian girl for 2 years

1. Their pussy gets WET easily
2. If they love you, They fit die for you
3. They know how to knack well well
4. They love to show off their black boyfriend
5. She will take her time and buy you precious or expensive gifts on your birthday
6. They love outdoor adventure, hiking..etc
7. They take time to look Good and Clean
8. Looking into her blue sexy eyes go make you fall in a trance.They are sooo beautiful
9. Their love be like fairytale in real life

I miss you Natasha

meobizy:
Juju here, juju there. If juju was real the white man would relocate to African countries and not the other way around. There are many factors why she is highly patronized. Explaining them to someone whose mind is adamant on juju being the reason is a fruitless effort.

White people get their own juju too.
All the knowledge of science and chemicals wey white people get. They got it from juju

Black people juju was misused and turned evil
That is why 90% of juju na to shield and protect from evil doers or to make money.

White people use their juju to invent new things.
Juju is fvcking real

Truvelisback:
It might be jazz, it might be Grace.

Grace for tasteless rice
Make una fear God for once

Ok

jericco1:
Nothing like that
The food is cheap that is why people are there

I bought mama put rice and beans with nice cow head for 300 and it was very sweet
Which is cheaper than that womans 400 naira tasteless jellof.

Why on Gods Earth will someone pay 400 naira to eat tasteless jellof rice.
Una dey Craze!!!!!!
Seriously i believe her customers are possessed or locked inside spiritual bottle