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Our ancestors wake up and just fvck till they sleep.
Wake up and fvck again till they sleep off.
Our ancestors where sex freaks

So dont blame this generation for their sexual lifestyle.
It is in our blood
It is in our DNA

Omo im really ashamed of this i swear
It happened in my university in benin ( no i wont name the uni, make i no cast )

Few minitues to zoology exam, one kind wicked shit catch me.
Those type of watery shit that make you mess toxic gasses.

Exam was in few minutes, and by the time i go to hostel and shit and come back exam will start and i didnt want to miss it.

I had 10 mins to offload that shit before exam.
I left my bag and ran towards the Auditorium hall.
Auditorum is usually locked when no classes

I follow the back and saw that one of the doors was spoilt so i enter the Auditorium via that broken door.

The auditorium was empty, law students usually use it for some class.

Omo i bend down inside the Auditorium and offload a very hot disastrous shit with toxic smell. Use one exam paper is saw there to wipe my yansh then i left there and ran back to Exam hall.
Till this day i pity the Class that used that auditorium after i shit there.

helinues:
I opened my wallet to make some transfer and realized btc is down. This is the best time to stock up

BTC is the biggest scam of the decade
Its not backed by any physical or tangible asset.
Gold is an assest, u.s dollar is an asset backed by federal reserve.
BTC is just sting of binary mathematics code. Backed by market specualtion. Which means its worth zero.
Which means it can crash to nothing without warning unlike fiat currency or gold

Crypto is not backed by any physical assset.
Same with NFT, all na just SCAM

pansophist:
Confirm, that someone has validated my point. As for me, I am the first black person a lot of white people have seen because I have traveled far and deep into the hinterlands of Europe. Not only kids, but even old people that haven't seen a black person before, but I was also their first. If you want the experience to last, then try speaking the language. This might sound surprising, but I consider them more hospitable that the west. The slavs are my favorite Europeans, and if I will ever live in Europe permanently, it will probably be a Slavic country.

I speak a bit of Polish, and I cant imagine the joy in the eyes of lots of old people when they speak to a black person they have never seen before in their native language. I cant count how many homes and parties I have visited, and how many drinks I have been given for free, just because they could connect with me deep in their native tongue. Russia was the best for me. That big ass country spanning three continents, that will fit in the whole 29 EU countries x3 with space left, has so many regions that everyday will be an adventure. I have tried speaking Russian through my knowledge of Polish to a KAzakh woman, and just cant help it and was so happy. Mehn, experiences are wonderful.

One thing that blew my mind is their beauty
I will enter bus and can count upto 5 random girls that look like Fashion Models.

Slavic women beauty is pure from heaven.
I have even asked them what is the secret to their beauty??
I have have mingled with many HOT slavic girls..
I'm forever grateful to God for the oppoutunity and lovely experience i had with slavic women.
They are angels in human form.

Ironically i later found out that ukraine women were ranked 3rd most beautiful women in the world.
The 1st most beautiful women was Sweden

pansophist:
You cant generalize white girls, they are vastly different, the same way Nigerian girls and Jamaican girls are, and yes, I intentionally used that example because white people spread across different continents like Nigerian girls and Jamaican girls. I don't know about whites in other places, but I know more about European white girls, so I will elaborate on those ones.

1. The anglophones (British, Americans, Canadians, Australians). This set of girls are usually independent, which doesn't mean they want a broke man though, hypergamy still applies, but if you are reasonable as a man, dating should be easy. You will relate easily with these ones generally as a Nigerian since they are all English-speaking countries, but your accent might be a challenge in the beginning. The British and Americans are the fattest in the group, while the Canadians are Aussies, and oh New Zealanders are angels.

2. The francophones (Belgian, France, Swiss). These ones are similar to the anglophones in independence, but generally, I like them more due to their chilled lifestyle. Anyone that has been to francophone African countries can also attest that the french are less of a rush, cozy to be with, and just want to enjoy the moments. They have really good food, chocolates and family time. It is not a surprise that the Francophone capital (Paris) is a city of love. So if lovey-dovey and romance is your calling, better go marry a french girl. Also, they are very fine, better than the anglophones, and more sexual.

3. The Nordics (Finland, Sweden, Norway, Iceland, Sweden). These ones are the creme de la creme. Classy in a cultured way, I know because I studied in Sweden. They are feminists in the true sense of the word. I remember when I went on a date with a Ukrainian-Finnish girl one time, she refuse me to pay for her. As a local man that had just arrived, I thought she didn't like me because how dare you do not chop my money? It is not like was rich o, but as a student, I could save 50 euros to take her to a coffee shop after hustling one menial job like that So if 50/50 is your thing and you want girls that see it as normal, then Scandinavian ladies are your best bet. So take the best thing from the anglophone and francophones, then add pure class, and you will get a sweet brew of the nordic ladies.

4. Slavic. (Russia, Poland, Czech, Slovakia, Serbs, etc). There is the largest group of white people on Europe's mainland, and in my view, Nigerian men easily integrate with these ones. They are religious, and not too developed economically, so social connection is important to them, the most corrupt compared to other groups, are very hospitable, and black guys are seen as a novelty there. If you want to be looked like a zoo animal, then go there. But not with animosity, but with curiosity. You will get lots of requests by teenage girls for a selfie, to post to their Snapchat. They will normally assume you are American since lots of US black soldiers are stationed in some of these countries. The girls are traditional, feminine, and sweet. A typical Naija man will like them culturally because they will appreciate your money. So a traditional man will marry wife easily there. I have seen more Africans with SLavic women that the other groups combined, that should tell you something.

I visited a lady in a small town in ukraine called Kramatorsk.
I was shocked when i was told that im the 2nd only black person in that town of 3000+ ppl
I taught he was joking until i went on a walk in the park with the lady
i felt like a celebrity, the lady was just showing me off.
Some where taking pictures with me
Some will request to touch my Afro
it was a lovely experience
Some of them thought i was from U.S.A, that time obama was still president.
I was literally treated like a celeb for those 2 days i stayed in that small town.
They really adore handsome black men
Slavic are Very lovely people

Kaiair:
Ehyaaa sorry bro but the girl don marry? Why u no kuku marry am

Nobody knows tomorrow

Reminds me of one babe that year
She always Hate on men. She was a stunch feminist. She had a clique of 3 girls.
They always roll together, and always post photos with them saying
"#Men are trash" or " #BloodSistas #Girlpower

2018 one of her so called sista for life best friend poisend the girl for trying to end her relationship with a rich guy.

Women are thier own worst enemy.

Divoc19:
I pray she's still alive. Don't you have her contact anymore?

Her line switched off since war started

Divoc19:
You for try bring her home na

From frying pan to fire

Kaiair:
Chai! watabombshell

So wetin come happen?? Abi zelensky deport you?

Na that bastard wey dem call PUTIN

meobizy:
SMH. I will not indulge in a fruitless debate. Many members here will. I’ve learned over the years not to.

I was once like you. I never believed juju
Until i experimented with juju and what i saw changed my life.
Dont worry, u dont need to believe it
Nothing they will tell you will make you believe it, until you experience it. Bye

Dated a ukrainian girl for 2 years

1. Their pussy gets WET easily
2. If they love you, They fit die for you
3. They know how to knack well well
4. They love to show off their black boyfriend
5. She will take her time and buy you precious or expensive gifts on your birthday
6. They love outdoor adventure, hiking..etc
7. They take time to look Good and Clean
8. Looking into her blue sexy eyes go make you fall in a trance.They are sooo beautiful
9. Their love be like fairytale in real life

I miss you Natasha

meobizy:
Juju here, juju there. If juju was real the white man would relocate to African countries and not the other way around. There are many factors why she is highly patronized. Explaining them to someone whose mind is adamant on juju being the reason is a fruitless effort.

White people get their own juju too.
All the knowledge of science and chemicals wey white people get. They got it from juju

Black people juju was misused and turned evil
That is why 90% of juju na to shield and protect from evil doers or to make money.

White people use their juju to invent new things.
Juju is fvcking real

Truvelisback:
It might be jazz, it might be Grace.

Grace for tasteless rice
Make una fear God for once

Ok

jericco1:
Nothing like that
The food is cheap that is why people are there

I bought mama put rice and beans with nice cow head for 300 and it was very sweet
Which is cheaper than that womans 400 naira tasteless jellof.

Why on Gods Earth will someone pay 400 naira to eat tasteless jellof rice.
Una dey Craze!!!!!!
Seriously i believe her customers are possessed or locked inside spiritual bottle

WibusJaga:


Quite impossible for tasteless food to draw crowd of customers.
Restaurants accused of charm usually have tasty food that will make you always want to come back to eat again.

That is why this one dey shock me
I was expecting to taste the best jellof of my life
If u see the way keke guys rush that woman. Every blessed day.
Me and my guy still in shock that her jellof and anytime we pass their. Crowd go dey like Wtf

Zonefree:

Maybe you have bad taste for good food.

proff010:
Wash your mouth, then go and try the food again

It went to that mama put with my guy
It was even me that was hyping the woman
I was telling my guy how crowd always full that mama shop for rice.
Then i told him lets go and try it and see if she is really that Good.
Na takeaway we buy
We reach house
As that my guy taste am him just look me wan kind wicked eye with annoyance. Dey complian say the food na trash.
Him vex well well say i go repay am for the 400 him waste then i come taste my own.
Omo i no fit shout.
The rice taste like jellof woth no salt. I swear

There is a joint i usually go to and for sometime i have started noticing a woman thats sells Mama Put beside the joint.

She only sells Jellof rice
She comes in the afternoon, and soon there will be many many Keke napep drivers flocking to her place.
Everywhere will be jam packed with about 20 or more keke drivers.

I decided one day to go and test her jellof rice
To see why many people rush her everyday.
Her rice cost 400 plus meat

Omo after i tasted the 1st and 2nd spoon
I was teribbly shocked
The rice has not SALT and taste
It felt like i was eating rice cooked by a spoilt brat that has never been to the kitchen.

Till this day, her shop is still filled up whenever she comes in the afternoon.
And her rice taste like rubbish to me

Is it possible that those keke drivers have been caught with Juju?
How can someone pay 400 naira for tastless jellof rice

Ballzproblemm:
seems like he's a mummies boy ,never tell him anything personal again, and do your things on code ,and for the bonding part let me tell you the truth if is not there, is not there ,some siblings are only related by blood apart from that they have nothing in common , though the issue doesn't warrant cutting him of , Don't just open your dirty laundry on front of him or others sef

He is the last born.. smh
It hurts me, because i see how other guys bond very well with their younger bros
Rolling together like 5&6
Covering each others back.
God knows i tried my best but this has made me not want to do anything with him again

Draslo:
Obviously, you're not being a good role model to him. He's supposed to look up to you but you're setting bad a example.


I could be wrong o but you should look in the mirror and talk to yourself first.
Cheers.

You dont get it
We are talking about brotherhood
Even Parents keep secrets away from their children.
Does your mother tell you everything that happened to her? NO
Some things only soblings should know about
Some things only parents should know about

I give him advice that he shouldn't gamble because i did it and it was bad experience.
Instead of him to learn lesson from my personal stories, he goes about telling everyone that im a gambler. WTF??

I have tried my best as a senior bro to talk to this boy and try and bond well with him.

As per man to man. He just turned 24
I try to orient him on street levels and how to be a real G.

But he will go behind my back and start sharing our personal talk with his friends, our neighbours, and the worst part is he shares everything i say to our mother.
That i purse women
That i gamble
That i go to joints
This boy cannot keep secret at all

This is someone i expect to be my Guy
someone that should cover my back
Any little gist i have with him
he will go behind my back to tell momsi
Like WTF

I have decided that i will NEVER talk to him again.

Now, what should i do
Should i cut him off and avoid him completely and never speak anything with him again??
Or
confront him and deal with him for talking too much

My sis say i should forgive him but omo i no send that boy again

MufasaLion:
A man with a limp dick condemning a whöre?

What an irony!

u dey craze fr