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PerfectStranger:
7 inches kill her there. Make she use shovel

I dont know what gives girls morale
Girl with no boobs, no ass
Yet they want king size dick..

Nigerian girls are fucking stupid

Some girls have audacity shaaa
Imagine a girl with flat chest doing shakara for me.
She said that i need to be 7 inches before she can allow you to bleep.
I toke it as a very big insult.

How can a girl with flat ass and chest be demanding for 7 inches di(k
I had to delete her number and block her everywhere. Very stupid girls

All of una dey craze

I was in Estonia in 2016 and a white taxi driver ask me if I'm from Nigeria. I said yes
He said that he used to work and repair roads in Estonia and there are about 8 Nigerians who work with them to fix roads and patch potholes in Estonia.

He was praising Nigerians saying how good those Nigerian road workers are.
That they repair and tad roads very smooth better than their own guys.

Then he said he imagines how wonderful our roads in Nigeria are. Since we have so many proffesionals like the ones in Estonia.
Omo i no fit laugh
If i show him my village road,
The man fit collapse for ground..

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Even tho this happened last Sunday
E still dey shock me

My co worker invited me to his sons 5th birthday.
At the beginning, Dj was playing Gospel songs and moderate love songs from Teni and co
It was during refreshment that i heared what sounded like Naira Marley Im coming blasting from tbe speakers as some children were dancing.
I had to check again maybe my ears dey pain me.
As if that one is not bad enough next thing i heard was " I just want to Get High" by Adekunle Gold.
This is a Childrens party ooo
And the adults they one side they argue politics and football with shayo.
Not a single person told Dj to change the songs
What type of children are we raising

Abfinest007:
Lies

Thank you, the guy wan just spoil my parole.
This na girl wey dey hustle, she plait hair and do POS work and still help her mama for resturant. How she wan get time for olosho work

I know i joke a lot but today im very serious.
Im seeing a girl and she is doing POS
My guy told me to just bleep her and not take it serious relationship with her.
I argued with him, then he brought out his phone and showed me whatsap chat of all the POS girls he collected their number.
And how he bleeped all of them and did transfer for them.

Now im having double mind, and he says the ones who stay by the roadside are the real coded ashawos. And this girl im seeing is a roadside POS agent. Abeg what should i do?

dollytino4real:
My bros no stop to give advice where necessary

So if you see something dangerous, you should keep quiet and watch people die?

Walahi, you lagosians are a different breed of wild animals. This type of nonesense cant happen in PH.

Kobicove:
So long as the bus is moving and fresh air is entering from some of the windows the risk of serious carbon monoxide poisoning is low

In traffic, car stops and smoke still entering inside bus.
Only 2 windows are open, others are stuck.
Anyway, when you develop lung cancer una go dey shout my enemies my enemies.
Not knowing you are your worst enemy

When you try to educate some Nigerians instead of them to have open mind and absorb new information and learn.
They insult you
They start saying you are talking trash.
They start arguing with you

Im from PH and im new to Lagos
This experience showed me how many yoruba people are so illiterate. This can never happen in Ph. Them go change am for the driver.

I was in ikorodu today, i entered bus and on the way i noticed smoke coming out from back seat.
Turns out the old rusty bus has a leaking exhaust pipe.
I shout that something is burning, the conductor look at me with evil eye and said something in yoruba ( i guess he was insulting me).
I started telling them that the carbon monoxide that is leaking from exhaust to inside the bus can cause poisioning.

To my greatest shock, none of the passengers showed concern, they were just inhaling it like its normal.
I tried opening the window it got stuck, one lady at my back started complaining that what is wrong with me, that why cant i stay one place.
At this moment i told driver i want to come down. He later stop somewhere and then conductor started yabbing me say i dey form big boy, why i no use uber.
I was just dumbfounded at the level of ignorance.
The worst part is their is a woman carrying a baby that was sleeping and she is not even worried the baby is been exposed to carbon monoxide leakage from exhaust.

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In Honour of Snake day
i have decided to upload some +18 photos for ladies who want to admire my snake.

#HappySnakeDay

6.2 inches in length 
6 inches in circumference (Girth)

1.
Sideways full erect
https://freeimage.host/i/Yv7YXI

2. 
Lateral view
https://freeimage.host/i/YvYZnS

3.
Flaccid
https://freeimage.host/i/YvaJAx

Enjoy

Datboredberri:
You created a thread ON me... And Fernandez...

Without my comments, you would never have gotten the clout you so desperately seek... Enjoy your 1 day fame...

Bitch Please..

Datboredberri:
I hate these sorta questions... But I'll answer...

As a feminist, I believe women are equal to men... They have rights that should be respected... They are capable and should be given the opportunity to prove their competence... I don't believe in privilege... No race or gender or religion or tribe is superior... They are different and that's the beauty...

I don't concern myself with other women's relationships... Cause that's their personal life... None of my business...

Do I advocate for women where men are concerned? It depends...

If a man physically assualts his wife or verbally abuses her, then she should be helped... No one has the right to oppress another... Having a penis doesn't make you a god...

No man should rape his wife...

If you cheat, I would advise her to leave... You wouldn't tolerate a cheat, why should she? Respect yourself... Don't be a dog...

Treat her the way you want her to treat you... She's an human being... Not your property...

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As long as she's allowed to choose, I'm fine...

If a woman wants to kneel down to serve your meal and calls you her lord... Not my concern...

If she can stand the stench of your depravity... Not my concern...

If she wants to be a full-time house wife... Not my concern...

As long as she's not being pressured to be 'what a woman is'...

That's my definition of empowerment... Allowing women to decide who they want be and what they want to do...

Gerrit?

I regret tagging you TBH
U son carry your toxicity full this thread.
Go in peace, your sins have been forgiven

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On behalf of All men of Nairaland
I hereby in pity, console all the feminists on nairaland.
We know you are emotionally damaged
We know you are suffering from lack of parental father to daughter bond.

That is why you are acting up and behaving wayward all in the name of feminism.

We herby forgive you all
As we know you are not mentally stable
we dont want to engage or argue with mentally unstable people.
So i herby forgive
@Fernadezisback
@DatBoredBerry
@candidlady

Tell me you are Suffering from childhood trauma without saying it.
Her: Im a Feminist

When you see a feminist, just shake your head in pity. What you are looking at is a female who is suffering from past childhood traumas and neglect from her parents especially her dad.
When you see them say men are scum
Instead of getting angry
Shed some tears for them.
You are witnessing a very hurt soul who has experienced emotional trauma and languishing agony of the highest order.

Cry for them, shake your head in pity whenever you see a feminist.
Na condition Make them bend like crayfish

When you see them yab men,
It is because we live rent free in their minds
They cant do without us and it makes them so angry thst is why they display their frustration disguised as women empowerment movements.
When we all know that women hate their fellow women more than anything.

Messi1:
Did i really see him? yea, for three consecutive weeks now, I have been obsessed with him...I have been listening to his song "give into me" and i must say that it is the best song to have existed.

I can't begin to explain all over again coz i have done that in the family section.

I love Michael Jackson from the roots of my heart...People say I resemble Elvis Presley and two white ladies here in Houston said thesame thing in different occasion but my heart loves Michael Jackson.

No day passes by without me watching the videos of his "Human Nature" and You Rock My World".

But "Give Into Me" is the best song in the world(to me).

#ILoveMichaelJackson

I can bet my balls that you stay in bussonet street houston, Texas
That is where you find all types of crackhead and drug urchins from Nigeria.
Op don go knack crack come dey see albino michael jackson for dream. Crack na bastard

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The Ram just Finished Listening to R' Kelly
I Believe I Can Fly

OlaitanAkanbi:
That is how ladies are oh my brother when I park my tinted glass cross tour . Ladies will surely observe me when I step outside my car
And they give me attention easily
But some women are very spiritually item
( 5mins sex your glory will crumble )
So I just don’t send them
A lady once approached me at shop rite and she told me I like your whip I told her thank you
I move no time

One time i went to car wash and spotted a girl i used to know, we talked after i invited her to my apartment. We drink then i bleep her well.
After action i say make i drop her for her location.
On our way just few meters to the bustop, my back tire break just hook and the back tire stopped rotating. It was dragging on the road and people were signaling me to check my back tire. Naso the babe do come leave me they go
I dey there dey call mechanic.
Mechanic no pick
Rain come dey fall, i just the wonder if na that girl kpekus carry badluck