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Crime › Re: Nigerian Army Patrol Neutralize One Bandit, Capture 3 Alive In Kaduna by ChizzyBuna(m):
i want to join Military

Romance › Re: How To Arrange Sex With A Girl by ChizzyBuna(op): 12:29pm On Aug 30, 2022
swarley75:
Tell her straight up that you need just two hours of her time and there is something in it for her, that you will pay her 5k for her time. she fit dey wan form just tell that you will increase it to 7k. Trust me if she doesn't agree that day, she will definitely come around. This method always work 7/10.


instead of you wasting your money on dates and all those rubbish at the end the girl no go still gree.


note don't say hookup or you want to have sex with her straight forward.
It is because of OGs like you that is why i decided to bring this topic to NL.
This is the best answer hands down!!!!

Somebody will ask for advice in forum
Instead you see Stupid boys and idiotic men arguing that im not rich.
So many stupid men in this forum.
Simple advice they cant give

Thanks Boss, you are truly a G
Romance › Re: How To Arrange Sex With A Girl by ChizzyBuna(op): 9:42pm On Aug 29, 2022
Botking:
Hahahaha don't make me laugh, bro you lack confident, you said can I give her 5k and said let Bleep, lol, let me tell you a steak broke guy with confident can bed a very rich mature lady, I'm telling you this, not some kiddos who don't know how to wash the undies
I dont even pay for sex at all
All my girls gave me sex willingly without me doing much.
So i dont know how much to pay for sex
5k was just a suggestion.
Romance › Re: How To Arrange Sex With A Girl by ChizzyBuna(op): 9:39pm On Aug 29, 2022
Teekay21:
I agree with you bro
If he truly have money has he claims, getting a common girl won't be an issue for him
I dont blame both of you.
You live in a poverty striken area, so you think all girls are like the sluts that you can easily get with money.
Romance › Re: How To Arrange Sex With A Girl by ChizzyBuna(op): 9:34pm On Aug 29, 2022
imagrg:
Call her to your crib and tell her you like her.
Offer her some drinks and, say 2k.

Let her go that day without attempting to make love to her.

Take her out the next day and make her feel like a woman you actually like and not a sex object.

Please you people should stop making ladies feel that they are objects that can be used and abused.

I know from what you've just mentioned that she really likes you so what you have to give her should not be s3x alone. Just give her your affectionate attention too.

If you treat her like a woman you love, she would naturally spread her legs West and South for you.
Bro i just want to Bleep and move
If possible ne a friends with benefit and help her financially once in a while.
I dont want to make her feel like i want to marry her

I just wan chop, help her then clean mouth
Romance › Re: How To Arrange Sex With A Girl by ChizzyBuna(op): 9:28pm On Aug 29, 2022
Botking:
By brother you're broke, that's why you lack confident to bed a common girl,

Men with money as you claim are drunk on over confident

So stop deceiving yourself, go and see how you could be useful and better your life, and stop chasing after little girl for god-damned sex
You must be a child
Let me tell you i have been drunk in over confidence from having too much money.
But not all girls still agree!!
Not every girl is a hoe like the ones you fucking

You may be used to fucking Sluts that easily get wet at the sight of money.
I have bleeped them too
girls that i have shower money but them still no gree open leg for me.
Not every girl is moved by how rich you are.
You still a kid, so you won't understand
Romance › Re: How To Arrange Sex With A Girl by ChizzyBuna(op): 9:19pm On Aug 29, 2022
Ballzproblem2:
being straight forward can be turn off sometimes , please Don't Tell her you want to pay 5k to bleep ,most women don't like when you cheapen them even if they are , don't slap ass,start with hug them press am cheesy , like I said invite am come your house use subtle terms tell am say your body dey pain you after hard work say you go reason am something if she massage you ,if she gree then there you have it!
My apartment is a shared room with my flatmate and due to one incident where a girl i brought ended up stealing our things we decided to only take girls to hotel for sex instead of bringing them home.
So how to i convince her to go to hotel with me for sex. How should i say it.
Thank you so much for your help
Romance › Re: How To Arrange Sex With A Girl by ChizzyBuna(op):
LikeAking:
Carry her cum ur house.

Give her plenty food and drinks, plus plenty money. No initiate sex at this stage. Free her

Then tell her to come again.

Repeat step one (Give her plenty food and plenty money) like 5 more times, on d sixth time na she go open toto for you.

Na she go dey rush you.
Your moniker should be LikeASimp
Worst advice i have heard so far
No, i'll pass
Romance › Re: How To Arrange Sex With A Girl by ChizzyBuna(op): 9:03pm On Aug 29, 2022
Ballzproblem2:
tbh there's really no straight answer Everything depends on how close you are to girl , make sure you Don press her breast and yansh before ,so that when you make move in your home ,it won't be awkward, .

invite her to your crib

put film

go close touch her thighs dey rub am. ,if she's in the mood. continue from their if she's not. stop ,no invite am again try again.

or


call am say your body dey ache You and you need massage. ,if she gree ok make she massage you , then tell am say make you return the favor ,then start work.



note this will only work if you and the lady you want to bang have intimate moment or flirted before if you have not then ,the situation might be awkward.
OG may you live long!!
I dont speak with her often.
This girl is a street girl but she cute
But we do meet sometimes and she smiles a lot when i talk to her.
Should i slap her ass next time i see her?
Should i tell her i have 5k for her lets Bleep?
This girl is not high class girl just average street girl. So i want to know if i should just tell her lets do hookup or take her out then tell her lets fo to hotel and Bleep
Romance › Re: How To Arrange Sex With A Girl by ChizzyBuna(op): 8:55pm On Aug 29, 2022
Botking:
You're a real mumu man, if sex is what is ridden in your mind, in this world
Not everyone is poor and angry like you
Some of us have made money, so we want to enjoy our money and Bleep girls.
Just because you are poor and frustrated dosen't stop me from enjoying my life.
Romance › Re: How To Arrange Sex With A Girl by ChizzyBuna(op): 8:51pm On Aug 29, 2022
kolarov93:
How do you know she want sex so badly ?
What if she’s after your money?
She smiles a lot when i talk to her
I senior her
But i dont have street game on how to talk to a girl and tell her i want to Bleep her
I just wants friend with benefit. But i dont know how to tell her in a way that Will make her agree to have sex with me
Romance › Re: How To Arrange Sex With A Girl by ChizzyBuna(op): 8:44pm On Aug 29, 2022
The problem is that 9ja girls want you to first make a move for sex. Even tho she wants it so badly.
But i dont know how to make this move and make her know i want to Bleep her.
I dont know what to say or how to say it
I need help please
Romance › How To Arrange Sex With A Girl by ChizzyBuna(op): 8:39pm On Aug 29, 2022
Im a jew man.
A girl is giving me greenlight
PLEASE how do i arrange sex with her

1. Should i approach her and tell her to meet me in a room, then start touching and letting her know i want to Bleep

2. Should i take her out to eat then after eating let her know that we should go to hotel.

3. Should i tell her straight up that i want to Bleep her

4.Should i offer her 5k and tell her lets Bleep.

Please i need OG advice
Romance › Re: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by ChizzyBuna(op): 12:27pm On Aug 28, 2022
ChizzyBuna:
I haven't been able to sleep since yesterday. Im a young guy and still in school and this girl is my bestie in school.
We do it regularly and without condom I never knew it will end like this.
I'm still young any advice on how to handle this situation..
Romance › Re: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by ChizzyBuna(op): 12:24pm On Aug 28, 2022
My Attention has been brought to a nairalander scammer called cjoe
The f00l copied my post of 2021 and posted it for likes.
Ccjoe is a theif and mischievous scammer.
Mynd44, Seun ban Ccjoe for using my serious situation for clout and likes.
Romance › Re: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by ChizzyBuna(op): 12:20pm On Aug 28, 2022
ChizzyBuna:
I haven't been able to sleep since yesterday. Im a young guy and still in school and this girl is my bestie in school.
We do it regularly and without condom I never knew it will end like this.
I'm still young any advice on how to handle this situation..
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Romance › Re: I Mistakenly Got A Friend Pregnant And Now This Is Happening..wat Should I Do??? by ChizzyBuna(m): 12:18pm On Aug 28, 2022
My Attention has been brought to a nairalander scammer called ccjoe
The f00l copied my post of 2021 and posted it for likes.
Ccjoe is a theif and mischievous scammer.
Mynd44, Seun ban Ccjoe for using my serious situation for clout and likes.
Romance › Re: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by ChizzyBuna(op): 12:17pm On Aug 28, 2022
ChizzyBuna:
I haven't been able to sleep since yesterday. Im a young guy and still in school and this girl is my bestie in school.
We do it regularly and without condom I never knew it will end like this.
I'm still young any advice on how to handle this situation..
My Attention has been brought to a nairalander scammer called cjoe
The f00l copied my post of 2021 and posted it for likes.
Ccjoe is a theif and mischievous scammer.
Mynd44, Seun ban Ccjoe for using my serious situation for clout and likes..
Romance › Re: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by ChizzyBuna(op): 12:15pm On Aug 28, 2022
ChizzyBuna:
I haven't been able to sleep since yesterday. Im a young guy and still in school and this girl is my bestie in school.
We do it regularly and without condom I never knew it will end like this.
I'm still young any advice on how to handle this situation..
My Attention has been brought to a nairalander scammer called cjoe
The f00l copied my post of 2021 and posted it for likes.
Ccjoe is a theif and mischievous scammer.
Mynd44, Seun ban Ccjoe for using my serious situation for clout and likes.
Romance › Re: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by ChizzyBuna(op): 12:14pm On Aug 28, 2022
ChizzyBuna:
I haven't been able to sleep since yesterday. Im a young guy and still in school and this girl is my bestie in school.
We do it regularly and without condom I never knew it will end like this.
I'm still young any advice on how to handle this situation..
.
Romance › Re: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by ChizzyBuna(op): 12:08pm On Aug 28, 2022
PacAmaru:
Who reach to f uck supposed dey responsible for anything
Romance › Re: I Mistakenly Got A Friend Pregnant And Now This Is Happening..wat Should I Do??? by ChizzyBuna(m): 12:06pm On Aug 28, 2022
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Romance › Re: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by ChizzyBuna(op): 12:04pm On Aug 28, 2022
Daniety:
main the matter no be joke oo.
though try carry your cross alone sha
Ok
Romance › Re: Is There Anything Wrong Marrying An Mbaise Girl by ChizzyBuna(m): 4:43pm On Aug 27, 2022
funshint:
But when you toasted her you never knew she's an M'baise girl abi?! That girl deserves a better man. If your main reason for planning to dump her is because of her tribe and not because of her character, you'll surely meet your match in future. I'm not cursing you o...but life has a way of teaching people like you a lesson.
Don't mind them
Education › Re: ASUU: Eksu, Uniosun, Kasu Tackle Osodeke Over "Quack Universities" Statement by ChizzyBuna(m): 7:16pm On Aug 26, 2022
Ok
Romance › Re: What I Did To A Girl With Flat Breast. by ChizzyBuna(op): 11:16am On Aug 26, 2022
PerfectStranger:
7 inches kill her there. Make she use shovel cheesy cheesy
I dont know what gives girls morale
Girl with no boobs, no ass
Yet they want king size dick..

Nigerian girls are fucking stupid
Romance › What I Did To A Girl With Flat Breast. by ChizzyBuna(op):
Some girls have audacity shaaa
Imagine a girl with flat chest doing shakara for me.
She said that i need to be 7 inches before she can allow you to bleep.
I toke it as a very big insult.

How can a girl with flat ass and chest be demanding for 7 inches di(khuh
I had to delete her number and block her everywhere. Very stupid girls
Romance › Re: Why Strong Men Give Birth To ONLY Girls by ChizzyBuna(m): 6:43pm On Aug 24, 2022
All of una dey craze angry
Travel › Re: Man Praises Hope Uzodinma Over Road: "If You Wan Build Road, Build Better Road". by ChizzyBuna(m):
I was in Estonia in 2016 and a white taxi driver ask me if I'm from Nigeria. I said yes
He said that he used to work and repair roads in Estonia and there are about 8 Nigerians who work with them to fix roads and patch potholes in Estonia.

He was praising Nigerians saying how good those Nigerian road workers are.
That they repair and tad roads very smooth better than their own guys.

Then he said he imagines how wonderful our roads in Nigeria are. Since we have so many proffesionals like the ones in Estonia.
Omo i no fit laugh grin grin
If i show him my village road,
The man fit collapse for ground.. grin

Politics › Re: Tinubu’s 40-Man Manifesto Committee To Be Inaugurated Today by ChizzyBuna(m): 2:48pm On Jul 27, 2022
Ok
Romance › Dj Played I'M COMING At Children's Party by ChizzyBuna(op): 9:07pm On Jul 26, 2022
Even tho this happened last Sunday
E still dey shock me

My co worker invited me to his sons 5th birthday.
At the beginning, Dj was playing Gospel songs and moderate love songs from Teni and co
It was during refreshment that i heared what sounded like Naira Marley Im coming blasting from tbe speakers as some children were dancing.
I had to check again maybe my ears dey pain me.
As if that one is not bad enough next thing i heard was " I just want to Get High" by Adekunle Gold.
This is a Childrens party ooo
And the adults they one side they argue politics and football with shayo.
Not a single person told Dj to change the songs
What type of children are we raisinghuh
Romance › Re: Are POS Girls Lowkey Ashawo?? by ChizzyBuna(op): 2:33pm On Jul 18, 2022
Abfinest007:
Lies
Thank you, the guy wan just spoil my parole.
This na girl wey dey hustle, she plait hair and do POS work and still help her mama for resturant. How she wan get time for olosho work

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