₦airaland Forum

huptin:
If Niger Delta oil does not flow we will import....countries without oil are not only surviving, they are doing well. It is the Niger Delta that should really be worried....having built all your hopes and aspiration around this Oyel....what if it becomes worthless....what happens?

Like I said in my first and second posts, read and understand before quoting.

"Our government needs to look at our other resources should something happen to the oil from the Niger Delta. Ie crisis or secession."

You cannot import crude oil products without money, without the oil from the Niger Delta, the government needs to look at other resources and avenues to generate funds that will be used to import the product.

Please stop hating the Niger Delta ok? They don't even know you exist. And as for their oil, it will be there in many many many years to come plus many other resources which they can also harness. DONT HATE!!!

huptin:
From Money generated from both oil and non oil sources, only a fool thinks that all Nigeria's money comes from Oil, in 2014 non oil revenue accounted for over 40% of total government revenue, out of that 40%, 70% came from Lagos alone, so you can sit down and delude yourself, but my dear, oil is fast losing value, Even Ben Bruce from the Niger Delta has started using solar powered cars, if that is not enough to signal the end of your Oyel stupor, then nothing else is.

Asked you a simple question and you are here running your mouth up and down.

Is there revenue generated from oil or not?
If there is and its the major source of government revenue then shut your trap and read comment next time before you quote.

I said this is a sign of what might happen if the Niger delta oil is inexistent again. Our government needs to access other sources of revenue.

But because of your IQ level and your passion for argument, and probably hatred for the Niger Delta, you picked only the first sentence and started quoting unnecessary figures.

If you lack Listening skills, next time when you see a post by my monicker please just pass.

Regards.

huptin:
The oil is not from the Niger delta my friend.....it is imported.

It is imported with money from yam and cocoa right?

Baba one chance..lols...

I stand for Nigeria, not APC or PDP propaganda....

Btw OP where is your maggi, onions, gallic, salt, ginger, prawns, megs...infact where is your sauce?

Leave the face jooor,
Stop applying stuffs to your face,

Wash it regularly with simple premier cool soap,

Eat less fatty foods and more fruits and vegetables,

Have more sex(yes I said it) whichever way you choose to have sex is your business,

Take antibiotics regularly (but not too much because it can kill your sperm cells)

Exercise more and release those toxic materials via sweat.

Disturb the face less...just leave it and always try to keep a dry face...

It won't change overnight but in 2-3 months, you should see changes. If you don't see changes, continue the above.

Worked for me some years back.

I thank my dad for making almost all our housing roof to have solar panels. I just had to drive home and voila, everywhere is bright!!!!...the sun can't stop shining!!!!....




Mind you, we've been using solar since 1997!!!!

T m s




eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!

We need to be a bit more patriotic in this country.

If only our government and the so called marketers can be selfless, there is a lot to be achieved within a short period of time.

Nigeria is mother to us all, we have no other country to call home, we have to fight for her because I'm sure when push comes to shove, she will fight for us too.

These people are humans too.

What Nigeria will look like without the Oil from the Niger Delta!!!

I think its time we look deeper at our other resources.

And yes these marketers should come to their senses, they are Nigerians too aren't they?

coolio2014:
Even if AC doesn't last beyon 6pm, how about the time to Journey to the airport considering traffic et al. Also the you will require minimum of about 2 hrs to go trhough immigration and the rest. why not just leave the next day?

The next day would have been a better option. But the poster seem like he doesn't have that time to spare.

Does it run on water? NO fvcking fuel dammit!

Bad !!...don't you trust your team?
Poor team player leads to poor leadership

ArtistA:
I think I have to book my flight soonest before price sky-rockets.

@Nicer, thanks for your contributions. I just have one question. Do you have any idea how long the exercise for the day will last?... i.e 7:00 am till ??..... I need to know because I intend on booking my return journey for the same day as my assessment date. (I should be at the airport by 9:00pm). Assessment is in Lagos.

Thanks.

I also await your info on reimbursement as you promised

I don't think AC will span later than 6pm, you should be good to go.
Success

Dude Respect yourself and behave like the graduate you are.
An SS2 student?
Na wa for you oh!!....

Tmseeeeew,..Kids!!!
I thought it was a husband/wife with ex problems.
Youngman go and read your books!!!!!

Jagabanthelion:
NDDC takes 2.2.,don't know much abt PTDF.

I feel that is at advert alone,....., have you seen or heard of a 2'2 who got NDDC scholarship since they started the program?

I have not.

Jagabanthelion:
Met n Mat is equivalent to mechanical na? Are u waiting for jobs where Met n Mat is expressly stated before u apply? Please,wherever u see mechanical,u apply jaree. I read chemical but I apply for jobs that exclusively state only mechanical. Apart frm Civil Engineering dat is quite different,every other engineering is considered same esp in the oil n gas sector. Being a lady even gives u a slight edge cos coys will like to see at least one lady in their engineering setup. On the 2.2 grade,dnt be discouraged,just take the grade off ur cv so as to get invited for tests,(just leave it as 2nd class honours). Scale the first stage n interview and u have a job,TRUST ME. Companies only put 2.one to reduce population of applicants to what they can handle. Pass their interview and u will be picked over a first class graduate. Trust me on this. On the other hand,try doing ur Masters(esp overseas) thru scholarship(PTDF or NDDC) and the very big coys will overlook your 2.2. Dnt get discouraged. Hustlers with 2.2 are up there earning d big cheques while dull first classers are still at home yrs after NYSC waiting for jobs to come meet them simply because they have first class. Its all about ur hustle.

Awesome write up except for the PTDF or NDDC part, you need a minimum of 2'1 to even get a shot at these scholarships. Even at the scholarship interviews, a 2'1 will explicitly need to perform outstandingly before he or she can stand a chance. First class guys are always preferred except there is a 2'1 who stood out.

holytribe:
LAUTEH... that's my Alma mata... where r u when your friends are writing GNS 101? am sure u r always at ALATA

Jesus!!

For every BSC holder like this, there are 99 HND holders with even worse approach to situations.


Lol, Those guys that will see advert of Job opening on jobsites, vanguard and facebook. The next thing, they will start applying via the comment box.
some even put their phone number so the HR will call them. Lmao!

holusormi:
Don't feel too bad ... Almost all guys were disvirgined by prostitutes , except they want to lie sha

This one is on his own oh

95% of guys are very smart, you cannot be dating married men and packing guys like sardine, then you expect one guy to come and MARRY you!!..

You find out that most girls who do these things hardly fine husbands, and even if they do get married to a guy, the guy finds out stuffs later and starts bashing her black and blue till she leaves his house.

Find one you love and understand, build a relationship with him and only him and pray it works out fine...If it doesn't, then its his loss, he lost a good, loving and Faithful girl....another man will gain his loss.

Nice idea.
Installation/incorporation capital? Legal framework for a JV capital? Daily Diesel Expense? Iceblock association if any?

ghostmist:
Have been checking and re-checking my mail for the past 2hrs,yet no sign of any mail from NLNG.pls house,i'd like to confirm if everyone who received the success mail after the SHL got the assessment center invite.

If you received SHL success mail and you have checked your spambox for AC invite. I'd suggest you get NLNG contact number and give them a call.

22nd is not far bro.

pinkguy:
tribes around south east and south do not just hate igbo without reasons, after force some of this people to change their names and speak igbo, a good example is nsuka and ikwerre people. Why Do Igbos still try to force their identity on ikwerre people of river state but hate and reject nsuka people of enugu state maybe it because ikwerre are bless with oil and nsuka are not ,if ikwerre are igbo why do the take igbo property after the civil war ?

Lol, as much as you are trying to make sense, all you will get is insults upon insults

This shepopotamus is trying to be relevant

dway4ward:
Guys stop posting people's names here. Reply the mail notifying them of the error. Thanks.

Seconded
please guys, NLNG HR made a mistake, but that doesn't mean we should do the same by posting people's full names on Nairaland. Remember a simple google search of the person's name will pop up these nairaland posts.

Hopefully, NLNG will make things right. Another reason why they need more young fresh minds.

Very funny mistake from a big shot like Nigeria LNG.
Anyway, mistakes are avenues for learning. I hope someone sitting in front of a computer at NLNG is learning?

platinumtt:
@lewenski12, did u receive invitation for tukur Ahmed. also, did you scale through last test?

Lewenski12:
Hi everyone. Do we have a Tukur Ahmed here?

Uchboggy:
I just got mine too but my mail is carrying someone else's name

Lewenski12:
Hi everyone. Do we have a Tukur Ahmed here?

Wow, what kind of mistakes are these at this Level?

oyin17:
The last time I checked, I'm a virgin so none of the above

An you were asking what to use?...hmmmmm


#thinking

Ok you know what to do? Read below and follow exact procedures for maximum pleasure as a virgin.

Procedure:

1. Wash your cooche with warm distilled water, followed with 25ml of 12g/dm3 Trioxonitrate (V) acid ( Nitric acid ).

2. After washing, soak in 80% by volume methanol for 2 hours and then boil for 2 more hours.

3. Take a gas supply pipe and flush with acetylene. Make sure you light a match near your V when you are flushing it with acetylene gas.

4. Use hooks to hold the too layers separately to keep the V wide open. You can also use a G-clamp for this.

5. Then use a size 5 Sand paper to scrub hard for 1 hour. You can also use that wire brush used in cleaning car/generator spark plug to brush it hard.

6. Lastly, you can then take a 10 horsepowere fruit juicer and stick the nob into the open V!!!!


I'm very very sure your hymen will still be intact and you will have the best time of your life.

Peace!...give me feedback later (:

Did he come out of the ocean and she ran away at the sight of the sea god?

oyin17:
You too spoil, watin me go use

In ascending order please use-

Pencil

Candle

Banana

Plantain

Cocumber

Full hand

Leg

Cassava

Yam

Electric pole

Mountain....

Depending on how wide you have got.