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Politics / Re: Between Abuja And Lagos Which Is The Best Place To Live, Give Reasons by chocboi78(m): 5:18am On Jun 13, 2023
Abuja is more serene, less congested , flood free, standard houses and effective and low cost transport(we no dy enter bike #1500 šŸ˜‚)

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Education / Re: We Were Abandoned In Cyprus & Dropped Out Of School - Dancing Security Guards by chocboi78(m): 3:48am On Jun 13, 2023
LMao, people that were spotted on the streets Of Cyprus smoking Indian hemp šŸ˜‚

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Travel / Re: Tanker Explosion Rocks Gwagwa, Abuja (Video, Photos) by chocboi78(m): 7:50pm On Jun 12, 2023
Maryam1234:

Exactly,so annoying.
Have a blessed week ahead cry

I will advise you regard them as under 15 years,they can't reason beyond their age.
It's psychological grin
Thanks alot dear , Iā€™ll keep that in mind

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Sports / Re: Whatā€™s The Biggest Individual Award Robbery In Sports ? by chocboi78(m): 10:47pm On Jun 11, 2023
OJEEMAH:
SNEIJDER 2010
Seria A: 4goals and 8assists
UCL: 3goals and 6assist
World Cup: 5goals and 1assist

Seria A winner
UCL winner
Copa Italia winner

MESSI 2010
European Golden Boot
UCL Top Scorer
Club World Cup top scorer
La liga Player of the Year

La liga winner
Copa Del Rey winner
UEFA Super Cup winner
Club World Cup winner
Spanish Super Cup winner

If Sneijder was exceptional and also behind the success of Intermilan and Netherlands, how come he was never voted the best in atleast one of the competition he participated?

In 2010, Sneijder did not win UEFA Player of the Year. Milito did.

In 2010, Sneijder did not win Seria A Player of the Year. Milito did.

In 2010, Sneijder did not win Intermilan Player of the Year. Milito

In 2010, Sneijder did not win Golden Ball at the World Cup. Forlan did.

LEWANDOSKI 2021
European Golden Boot
Broke Mullerā€™s record
Bundes liga winner

MESSI 2021
Copa America winner
Copa Del Rey winner

Copa America Player of the Tournament
Copa America Top scorer
Copa America Top Assist
La liga Top scorer
Top Assist in La liga

You donā€™t care about Sneijder nor Lewandoski. You are just a typical Ronaldo fanboy working so hard to discredit Messi.

If itā€™s about justice, why did you omit 2013 and even 2014?

2013 was the first time a player was crowned without leading his team to a single trophy.

By your logic, Ribery and Neuer should have won 2013 and 2014 respectivelyā€¦. Guess what? both awards went to Ronaldo
UEFA menā€™s player of the year that was first presented in 2011 was won by milito in 2010šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ if person see this epistle u type , dem go think say u know wetin u dy talk šŸ˜‚
Travel / Re: Tanker Explosion Rocks Gwagwa, Abuja (Video, Photos) by chocboi78(m): 10:31pm On Jun 11, 2023
Maryam1234:

Savage reply grin
Some people can be mean with answers on nairaland Sha,abeg no vex for the person.
I strongly believe some nairalanders are kids of below 15 years that were lucky to have access to gadgets cry

As a business owner I have come across those children in my DM before grin
my dearšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚, these trolls are becoming too much. People that canā€™t hold a face off with you in real life o
Health / Re: I'm Scared I've An Abnormal Growth On My Forehead by chocboi78(m): 10:28pm On Jun 11, 2023
MetroLane:

It looks as if your head is giving birth to another head.

OP don't be scared, afterall two heads are better than one
Jesus šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
Politics / Re: Video Of Over 40 Cars Recovered From Ex-Governor Matawalle by chocboi78(m): 10:49am On Jun 11, 2023
Ibrahimmrfish:

Yet El-refai performance is better than all South East governors combine.
performance on bed abi where
Travel / Re: Tanker Explosion Rocks Gwagwa, Abuja (Video, Photos) by chocboi78(m): 10:27am On Jun 11, 2023
batistutajulio:


The explosion for jam you sef.
be like na wetin Jam ur papa burn him balls
Travel / Re: Tanker Explosion Rocks Gwagwa, Abuja (Video, Photos) by chocboi78(m): 3:42pm On Jun 10, 2023
Left the area about 30ā€™ before the explosions ā˜¹ļøā˜¹ļøšŸ˜Ÿ

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Music/Radio / Re: Burna Boy And Tems Nominated For BET Awards by chocboi78(m): 9:43am On Jun 09, 2023
Where old cat dy ? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
NYSC / Re: Corper In Shock After Receiving Allowance Alert Of N330k Instead Of N33k (Video) by chocboi78(m): 8:13am On Jun 09, 2023
markmartins79:
Make she chop her money Wella. Govt don't even knw about that.

During my time we were paid double allowance for three months straight and nothing happened.
so during clearance una no submit una statement of account abi
NYSC / Re: Corper In Shock After Receiving Allowance Alert Of N330k Instead Of N33k (Video) by chocboi78(m): 8:08am On Jun 09, 2023
ogascomax:
No be every money you eat be trouble. This one no be trouble at all because it's not a big amount. Government will do you nothing e sure me. She would have kept the difference in her account and wait for some month before keeping it for real. I don't joke with government money because it's always free especially government loan. Government loan is the best, once you see it, grab, snatch it, and run with it like Tinubu.
youā€™re funny, when she comes for final clearance she will print account statements, once try notice the irregularity and checked if she reported it or not , na extra 2 service year without pay be dat

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Family / Re: Delta Man Cries Out For Help Over Wife Allegedly Assaulting Him Repeatedly by chocboi78(m): 10:49am On Jun 06, 2023
Heā€™s not fit to be called a ā€œman
Politics / Re: Subsidy: Petrol Hits N1,200 Per Litre In Ebonyi by chocboi78(m): 3:21pm On May 31, 2023
HacheNoire:



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These days shall pass over. Itā€™s just for a little while. This turning point was ordained to come and the time is now.

I am a patriotic and highly esteemed citizen of The Federal Republic of Nigeria. I am aware that I will have to pay a price for the betterment of this great nation, and that I am doing now.

People like you just want it all on a bed of roses. No pain, No gain!
how much of a price did u Pay in the last 8 years ?
Politics / Re: Vice President Shettima Officially Assumes Office (Video, Photos) by chocboi78(m): 2:18am On May 31, 2023
Segzy19:
All of you making snide remarks and unwholesome comments online. I pity you...

Little do you know that your comments and opinions has no effect or impact on anything...

Accept the reality
Accept your fate and hope for the best out of the current situation...

Let peace reign in your minds....
fate bestowed by who?
Do you guys deliberately vote an incompetent government and ask the populace to be hopeful?? Ffs
Politics / Re: Aminu Dantata Came Out For Asiwaju Tinubu (Pictures) by chocboi78(m): 2:00pm On May 30, 2023
And so??
Politics / Re: Buhari Seeks Approval To Pay $556m, Ā£98m, N226b Judgement Debts, 5 Days To Go by chocboi78(m): 5:28pm On May 24, 2023
Thief
Sports / Re: Lothar Matthaus Acquires Accra Lions FC by chocboi78(m): 5:21pm On May 24, 2023
gidjah:
I remember this player in the 90s, him and Italys Roberto dimatheo, Edga Davis of Holland
I was overwhelmed watching this video.. always thought he was famous for dribbles and normal goals, never knew he has so much shot power and technique.. no player this day can shoot like dis

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Romance / Re: 12 Differences Between A Husband And A Boyfriend by chocboi78(m): 12:13pm On May 24, 2023
Jennyclay:
Whether husband or boyfriend, Biko you men should take good care of your wife and girlfriend. Itā€™s your duty to provide for your wife and girlfriend. Donā€™t be stingy!! Donā€™t run away from your responsibilities!!

Even the Bible says any man that canā€™t take good of his wife/girlfriend is more worse than an infidel.
u dy handicap
Romance / Re: 12 Differences Between A Husband And A Boyfriend by chocboi78(m): 12:12pm On May 24, 2023
Mumu thread
Foreign Affairs / Re: Yemi Mobolade Elected As First Black Mayor In US Municipal Government (Photo) by chocboi78(m): 3:41pm On May 17, 2023
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

We are the real niggarz of Africa

Let me increase the volume so that our low budget ass noisy neighbours of ours called Ghana, Cameron, Benin Republic can hear us
WTF have u been nig*ger
Crime / Re: Hausa & Indigenous Gbayi Residents Clash In Abuja, 3 Dead, Many Injured (Graphic by chocboi78(m): 5:13am On Apr 26, 2023
bolacode:
The hausa and the indigenous Abuja people are peaceful
is this all you could make of this post?
Education / Re: Sudan Conflict: 1,262 Nigerian Students Demand Evacuation, 330 Residents Killed by chocboi78(m): 7:58am On Apr 22, 2023
But why Nigerian go dy sch for Sudan
Crime / Re: Hippopotamus Kills A Pregnant Woman In Makurdi by chocboi78(m): 7:09am On Apr 22, 2023
chatinent:
The Benue river consumes more people per year than how birds pluck fishes from the river. And unfunnily enough, a friend from Wurukum told me it only takes non-indigenes. And this rumour is lowkey popular around that North Bank side and Wurukum area after the bridge. I lost a colleague to it too, and that was when other colleagues began to narrate their loss stories too, and stories they heard.

One story that transpired that very time I was there when my colleague drowned was that some other persons went there to swim and the river came out to the bank where they were and swallowed one of them. He wasnā€™t even swimming! It just came at him, held him as a friend would hug his longtime friend heā€™s just seen, and took him beneath.


Even though I don't generally believe in superstitions, I am aware that traditional powers are still practiced nowadays. And that juju exist. But this story? ā€œI donā€™t believe it.ā€ My uncertainties were put to rest when I witnessed firsthand the community's attempt to dispel the enigma behind the unending number of fatalities by calling upon the services of a native wizard.

This indigenous wizard dove into the water and transformed into a crocodile as he swam downstream. Omo, na so Ā IĀ begin go house sharp sharp. I fess check my chamber for my body if anything miss cos I no come understand the touching touching body for the crowd. I dey form rugged then but e never reach wetin I see. The next information was that he had gone to visit the river goddess and all that.Ā  What happened? The result was thatĀ in order to stop these deaths and toĀ pacify her, sacrifices had to be made.

Even though I lived on property that bordered the river, you can take my word for it that I never in a million years went near it to swim, fish, paddle the canoe, or even wash, regardless of how intense the pressure from my peers was.

You can call me hydrophobic. You can also call me delusional. I don't care if you brand me a coward if it has anything to do with this issue; I'll attend the cowardice coronation with pride, palm wine, a male goat, and with my overworn isi agu.āœŒļø






you make a very good writer bro. Nice partition, use of diction, lingual expression And clarity

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Sports / Re: Hiba Abouk: I Need Time To Digest The Shock ā€“ Hakimiā€™s Wife Breaks Silence by chocboi78(m): 11:28pm On Apr 19, 2023
Brush1:
People are not funny at all. Who do you think Hakimi was before his marriage? This lady did all she could at getting him in touch with a good league. She made him.
sorry

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Sports / Re: Hiba Abouk: I Need Time To Digest The Shock ā€“ Hakimiā€™s Wife Breaks Silence by chocboi78(m): 11:28pm On Apr 19, 2023
After digestion, transport , absorption, utilization , then excretion šŸ˜‚

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Romance / Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by chocboi78(m): 11:38am On Apr 17, 2023
Octopusssy:

Must he have sex with her? If he wan nack, make he marry her.
you no see your fĆ®sh brain, but he didnā€™t have to marry her before providing for her and her kids from another man
Celebrities / Re: ā€œYul Edochie Is Not The Father Of Judy Austinā€™s Sonā€ ā€“ Kemi Olunloyo Reveals by chocboi78(m): 7:43am On Apr 16, 2023
Normal
Celebrities / Re: ā€˜people Called Me Mumu For Following Nini In Bbnaijaā€™ ā€“ Saga Reveals [video] by chocboi78(m): 7:42am On Apr 16, 2023
Mtchew
Sports / Re: Achraf Hakimi Dances & Celebrates With His Mother, Friends, Family (Throwback) by chocboi78(m): 7:39am On Apr 16, 2023
We all know itā€™s an old video, and that he still has a rape case in court, but it doesnā€™t change the fact that this woman was out to milk him dry to his last penny.. Eboue, merson and cisse comes to mind..
another looming is probably ngolo Kante post retirement

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Sports / Re: Lobi Stars deny reports linking Head Coach, Ganaru To Chelsea Manager Job by chocboi78(m): 5:58pm On Apr 03, 2023
Nice decision.. the club is currently in shambles

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