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Music/Radio / Re: Tems - Me & U (Official Video) by chocboi78(m): 2:32am On Oct 08, 2023
She is not a natural dancer , I wonder why she’s forcing it. Nice vocals and visuals too, but mid lyrics
TV/Movies / Re: Ilebaye Wins Big Brother Naija All Stars 2023 by chocboi78(m): 9:34pm On Oct 01, 2023
OK
Family / Re: Why Do Most Nigerian Men Change Towards Their Wives After Having Kids by chocboi78(m): 2:14pm On Sep 27, 2023
People no longer marry because they’re in love.
Women marry who is ready financially and men marry just because they feel it’s time to hence no bond shared.
Also women tend to loose shape and beauty due to the rigors of child birth and also exhibit a drop in hygiene level.
Lastly , some men are generally promiscuous. They discuss round a table full of beer with the their bottle of beers and discuss how many girls they’ve conquered and use em to keep scores.

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Family / Re: After Dna The Child Is Not His. by chocboi78(m): 2:42am On Sep 23, 2023
LOGICALKEN:
My brother met a girl two years ago at a friend’s bachelor’s eve. They were kinda dating and some months after the girl said she was pregnant, at first she said the pregnancy wasn’t for my brother, some weeks later she came back and said the pregnancy is his.

My bro accepted all responsibility and took care of her while she was pregnant. We even went to the family to let them know my bro is responsible for the pregnancy.

During delivery my bro paid all medical bills which was a bit high because she delivered through C.S, now my bro has been taking adequate care of the child and mum.

When the child was about 3 months old, a friend of my brother’s baby mama called and asked my brother to conduct a DNA test on the boy, my bro was surprised, when he told me about it I adviced we conduct the DNA, when we informed the girl we want to conduct a DNA she sounded confident and was like “una get money to waste na”. We travelled to her city and did the DNA and about a month later the result came out, surprisingly my brother is not the father.

Now my bro is demanding a Total refund of everything he has spent on the boy, the girl’s family has been begging. Should my brother just forfeit everything and move on or press charges?

I FEAR WOMAN SHA, with this experience even if I born 30 children for this life, I go do DNA for all of them one by one.
surprisingly u say
Health / Re: Dr. Umoh Michael did not work for 72 hours - LUTH by chocboi78(m): 10:48am On Sep 21, 2023
Well, can’t say if this is damage control or not. Mayb the overtime is synonymous to teaching hospitals because in federal health cares here in Abuja you hardly see a doctor work 48hrs straight up, not even a surgeon.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Woman Slams Ladies Who Prefer Wigs Over Cornrows (pictures) by chocboi78(m): 5:10pm On Sep 15, 2023
Something way dy even smell. Sometimes I wonder what motivates some people
Romance / Re: Share Your Funny Experience Visiting Your Lover Who Lives Under Someone by chocboi78(m): 6:59pm On Sep 13, 2023
100smile:


Okay
There was this girl I was dating, we lived in the same area, I was staying with my uncle then. One day she came with her kid sister of about 3 years to my place. And that day I was the only one at home, you know na, as a sharp guy u nor suppose let that chance pass.
So I start with kiss, con carry my hand enter her skirt begin finger her. I observe her sister see say she focus for watin I dey do. She just stand dey look me like say I dey teach her work
Meanwhile my girl Don dey beg me make I penetrate. I just tell her say with the way her sister dey look me, I nor go fit. She con say mk we enter room. We dey go room when I look back see say the sister dey follow us, I just bone like say I nor see her, enter room, lock door. OMO d child burst cry. The kind of cry wey go alert dem neighbor. Nobody tell me before I open the door back.
Many thoughts of how I go take discharge the child just dey pass through my head. How I go take tell my guys say only me dey hous, my girl come, I nor dock am. Na falling hand na. One mind dey say mk I tie her, tie her mouth, carry her go dump for parlour till we fuk finish.
Na my girl con suggest say mk I download cartoon for my phone give say she nor go disturb us.
True true, the child nor disturb again. She just focus on the phone.

Finally brethren! My time Don show. After like 2 mins for the act, I con feel somebody presence around the room.
I dey give her through back, one of my leg dey ground, the other one dey the bed. I still dey stroke dey go wey I feel something very cold dey touch my blockous. The child grab my balls con dey laugh.
The kind shame wey catch me dat day ehh.

Till I comot dat area, anytime d pikin see me, she go dey put her hands in my pants dey try find balls
😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Travel / Re: My Trip To Singapore - Detailed Info About Singapore by chocboi78(m): 11:28pm On Sep 08, 2023
davodyguy:

My plan was to visit Singapore last December, but I don't have anyone to write letter of introduction and someone was asking for ridiculous amount. Hence, I opted for Italy.

How did you get a Singaporean to write you a letter of invitation?
how did the Italy application go?
Tried booking and appointment for visa application in Abuja but no slot is available. The hustlers outside were suggesting I pay 100k for a walk in
Celebrities / Re: Rihanna And ASAP Rocky Name Their Second Son, “RIOT” by chocboi78(m): 11:02pm On Sep 08, 2023
Ahmed0336:
“A good name is better than silver or gold”
no concern Rihanna and Asap Rocky o

Riot ko, protest ni😂

Next pikin go be vawulence 😹
😂😂😂😂
NYSC / Re: 10 Things To Note As Camp Ends Today For 2023 Batch B Stream 2 by chocboi78(m): 3:49pm On Sep 05, 2023
lordraff:
Today happens to be the last day of the NYSC Camp Activities that started on the 16th of August 2023, for Corp Members in Batch B Stream 2 nationwide. Below are some of the very vital things you must take note of as you pass out from Camp.

NOTE THAT:
1. You will get your posting letter after the Passing Out Parade today. Immediately you do so, try to identify your LGI (that's if you are not relocated)
2. For those who applied for RELOCATION, you will also know your fate after the parade.
3. You may be relocated and at the same time receive a posting letter to a PPA in the state where you did Camp. Just go with the relocation.
4. You can decide not to travel immediately if you're traveling very very far. You can take today to put yourself and other things together and then travel tomorrow when the rush may have subsided.
5. Do not travel in your khaki for security reasons. Also, do well to travel in groups if possible.
6. Ensure your family knows where you are at every point in your journey.
7. Immediately you notice that you have been relocated, proceed to pay the 1k on your dashboard so you can download and print your RELOCATION LETTER as your relocation status may change if you delay unnecessarily.
8. If your RELOCATION STATUS on your dashboard shows PROCESSING, you can wait back for some days (can take weeks in some cases) to see if it will change.
9. You can pass the night in the lodge of any religious body such as NCCF, that is if you don't feel like traveling immediately after the parade. Also ensure your battery is fully charged before embarking on your journey home, especially if your journey is a distant one.
10. You have 3 weeks from the date of your relocation approval (on your relocation letter) to put report at the new state you were relocated to.

You can share your experiences in the comment section.
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Celebrities / Re: I Love Rema, Wanna Take Care Of Him – Selena Gomez by chocboi78(m): 3:45pm On Sep 05, 2023
You think say na Jb be dis ? Better back off o
Career / Re: What Did You Study In School And What Are You Doing Presently? Let's Discuss. by chocboi78(m): 1:13pm On Sep 05, 2023
Biochemistry. Doing nothing
Travel / Re: Difference Between England, Uk, Great Britain And Northern Ireland. by chocboi78(m): 1:11pm On Sep 05, 2023
[quote author=IbeOkehie post=125584480]

Yes. And the more educated they were, the more they tended to support Buhari & APC. The doctors, professors, engineers were mostly in support of Buhari. Same goes for those that are Edo, Itsekiri and other Southerners and of course the Yoruba were standing for him gidigba, even Wole Soyinka did a 180 degree turn.

Dear Sir, go on Facebook and look up the commentary of ordinary but highly educated Igbo at the time. I sincerely don't know where people get this notion that the Igbo were only 5% for Buhari. It's simply not true. I lost many, many friends at the time.



Nope, you omitted my proviso. I said don't assign opinions based on group identity when you have the opportunity to COMMUNICATE with the person in question. I even emphasized that reservation with CAPITAL LETTERS to make sure it got across.

Stereotypes exist for a reason. It's REASONABLE to assume that a random Black American you meet likely voted for Democrats in any election UNTIL you get the opportunity to COMMUNICATE with the person.

If I meet a Fulani man in the USA, it's REASONABLE to assume they're a Muslim and as such I wouldn't offer them pork. If it's very important to me to extend my hospitality in that way, I will then COMMUNICATE with the person. There are many Fulani Christians and I might be proven wrong on my assumptions. Something like that actually happened to me with a Lebanese/Fulani classmate in University.

I think before I write. The vast majority of Nigerians hold onto beliefs and opinions based on emotion, spite and bigotry.

Good Luck to Nigerians. You’re still doin the same thing. Firstly it’s obvious you’re not based in Nigeria at least for long while. There’s no form of interaction you’ll have with Diasporians that’ll account for the other 250million Nigerians at home. An election was cast and counted, and PMB didn’t win the SE, didn’t even come close. So No. majority of Igbos didn’t support PMB in 2015.
Secondly , you talk about giving people chance to communicate their minds before reaching a general conclusion, and you still go to say the vast majority of Nigerians hold opinions based on emotions, there again You’re wrong. I am an average graduate of Igbo heritage In Nigeria and I have friends , acquaintances and colleagues of the same sphere who don’t conform to what you described us to be.
YOU CANT NOT BE HERE, NOT HAVE SPOKEN TO THE VAST MAJORITY OF THE CITIZENS and yet act like you’re here, and have interacted with the majority of Nigeria citizens.
Good day
Travel / Re: Difference Between England, Uk, Great Britain And Northern Ireland. by chocboi78(m): 1:48am On Sep 05, 2023
IbeOkehie:


Sir you can look me up on the internet. I'm on Facebook. It's not that hard. I'm from Nkwerre in Imo State. I live in Raleigh NC USA. In this country everything is on the internet. You can send me an email as some others on this forum have done, some people I've had video calls with too. The only person whose tribe is in doubt is YOU, because you've CHOSEN to be anonymous.

Zik was the elected leader of our people and he made a choice. He CHOSE to oppose the proposals of Awo & the Sarduana. He could have chosen to support them, but he didn't. His CHOICE under the rules of the Lancaster Conference automatically made the proposals for a Secession Clause or breaking up Nigeria null and void. And that choice contributed to a post-independence milieu that ultimately caused the Biafra War.

You're arguing like a typical Nigerian University graduate. Nothing new to me. [s][/s]

Good Luck with all that.
so much for “ No civilized person should ascribe opinions to anyone on basis of any group identity“
Giving the fact that that’s what you’ve done on this thread all day
Travel / Re: Difference Between England, Uk, Great Britain And Northern Ireland. by chocboi78(m): 1:38am On Sep 05, 2023
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Travel / Re: Difference Between England, Uk, Great Britain And Northern Ireland. by chocboi78(m): 12:52am On Sep 05, 2023
IbeOkehie:


.It's like the election of Muhammadu Buhari to the Presidency, it was ECONOMIC SUICIDE to vote for that man given his PUBLIC OFFICE RECORD, I said it at the time but surprisingly most of my friends and family disagreed, including most of the Igbo among them.

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Thanks.
you said these to your Igbo family and friends and they disagreed? Do u mean they supported and voted PMB into power in 2015?
Travel / Re: Difference Between England, Uk, Great Britain And Northern Ireland. by chocboi78(m): 12:44am On Sep 05, 2023
Ritchiee:


Why are you lying,sir?
It is all over the net.



Of all the decrees enacted in Nigeria, none is more controversial than Decree No 34 of 1966. It was promulgated on May 24, 1966 by then Head of State, Major General Johnson Thomas Umunnakwe Aguiyi-Ironsi (1924-1966) . It was called Unification Decree while some critics at that time labelled it the De-unification Decree.

It was the decree that started the death of regionalism – an issue which is still generating controversy till now. Although the next head of State General Yakubu Gowon repealed the Decree 34 on August 31, 1966 through Decree 9, a large portion of the Decree is still effective till today.

General Gowon further compounded it by promulgating Decree 14 of 1967 which broke Nigeria into 12 states and provided for military governors for each state. With Decrees 34, 8 and 14 regionalism was finally buried.



I didn’t Catch the “decree 8” sir
Travel / Re: Difference Between England, Uk, Great Britain And Northern Ireland. by chocboi78(m): 12:21am On Sep 05, 2023
aklid:
Don’t make it sound like it’s any different,
London is still England
United Kingdom is England wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland is still among England unlike R.reland
Great Britain is just wales Scotland and England..cause Northern Ireland uptill date are seeking for their independence 🤷🏾‍♂️
I guess everyone that attends their history classes know this 💀💀💀💀💀
how did the OP make it look any different, you just explained same thing he did albeit more complex sef.
Travel / Re: Difference Between England, Uk, Great Britain And Northern Ireland. by chocboi78(m): 12:18am On Sep 05, 2023
jedisco:
How many times would this be posted on nairaland front page?

While no knowledge is waste, we are not Brits and the average Brit is not concerned about where we originated from. To most, Africa is a single country.

There are barely posts about how most of our states, empires e.t.c came about.
you can do research and make those posts just like someone else posted this.
Education / Re: Mention That Topic In Mathematics, That You Still Do Not Understand. by chocboi78(m): 12:14am On Sep 05, 2023
Induction. Not cause it was hard tho, but it’s not logic based and it’s generally baseless.

Almost all math topics are Interrelated. So one has to have a good back ground of the starter topics or else the higher they go, the more difficult it’ll be to understand.
Crime / Re: UNIPORT Undergraduate Stabs Girlfriend To Death In Edo by chocboi78(m): 10:28pm On Aug 30, 2023
AskNgige2:


I wonder oo and it happened on Edo not in UP..

Abeg allow my sch to breeth
“ON Edo ko beside Edo
Family / Re: I Made My Ex-girlfriend(who Is Now A Single Mother) A Deal, Would You Take It ? by chocboi78(m): 12:15am On Aug 30, 2023
Persephone1:
You are obviously a dual citizen of Kuvukiland and Lala land else you won't type this shit you confidently typed. In your supposed first world forums can you post gibberish like this without people asking you what cave you came from?
Spewing nonsense everywhere like the everyday IJCB dunce.

You trashed a lady's self image and worth, reduced her to nothingness by your selfish ill thought out business proposal yet you claim to love her. How confused you are! How are you different?

Typical Nigerian male ego! The lady suppose block, block your IP address join !

kuvukiland gat me rolling on the floor😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Romance / Re: Should I Allow My Womanizing Friend Date My Sister by chocboi78(m): 2:05pm On Aug 27, 2023
You even still called him your friend. That Niggá is not ur friend dude.

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Celebrities / Re: Halle Berry Agrees To Pay Child Support As She Resolves Divorce With Ex-husband by chocboi78(m): 3:46pm On Aug 24, 2023
Damn. She used to be the hottest screen Diva back in d day
Education / Re: Abia State University: Statement of Results cease to be valid from 1st Dec, 2023 by chocboi78(m): 10:17pm On Aug 22, 2023
Welcomed development. Imagine applying for scholarships abroad for masters and they request for your certificate. You’ll have to wait and wait.
Another development should be giving students their transcripts immediately after graduation

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NYSC / Re: Gunmen Kidnap 8 NYSC Members While Going To Camp In Sokoto by chocboi78(m): 4:07pm On Aug 22, 2023
Why not just scrap this nonsense

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Education / Re: Check Out This Number Five Question From UNIUYO Philosophy Exam by chocboi78(m): 11:52am On Aug 22, 2023
I did philosophy as a GST course in 100l. Had to change my name to “ RENE DESCARTES” And spoke only in philosophical terms to see if I’ll be able to reason like one and hence pass the course 😂😂
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Holds First Press Conference Since Joining Inter Miami CF by chocboi78(m): 10:43pm On Aug 17, 2023
Hurled from the sky like a discuss! The god that fell from olympus 🔥🔥😌😊
Celebrities / Re: ODUMODUBLVCK BIOGRAPHY (full) | Mp39aija by chocboi78(m): 3:26am On Aug 14, 2023
Nothing on his entire album “time and chance “ no previous Collabs and singles before picanto? State of origin? Future project ? . This biography nawa o

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Politics / Re: Dokubo Seeks Permission To Battle Niger Coup Leaders by chocboi78(m): 10:11pm On Aug 10, 2023
Old man like this, gallivanting and seeking relevance. SMH

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