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Religion / Re: Kayode Badru: Celestial Church Reacts To Death Of Socialite by chocboi78(m): 7:27pm
Lmao... spiritual perfume grin grin
This country has really gone to the dogs
Politics / Re: Soldiers Raid Mosque In Kano, Arrest 10 Suspected Boko Haram Militants by chocboi78(m): 8:18am
how about answering him if u have a valid contradictory opinion..
It will be nice to hear from you
Health / Re: He's 24 But Look 54 And Wants To Commit Suicide by chocboi78(m): 12:40am
Let him not kill himself.
Let me tell you something about myself:

When I was 14 years old, people use to think I was above 40 years.

Everywhere I went, they use to call me sir,oga, daddy, etc.

When I got to SS1, people in SS3 were so surprised that a papa could come to school and one of them was asking me why I chose not to go to school when my mates were going to school in those days.

But I was only 15 years.

But surprisingly,by the time I entered University at the age of 22, all those things reversed itself.

I suddenly started looking like a 10 year old boy at the age of 22.

I don't know how to explain it or make people to believe me.

But I am speaking the truth.

In University, some JSS3 boys that use to sell something inside the school, would be saying that I was their age mate. That how come I am in the University.

In my department, everyone said I was the youngest.

I think I was being compensated for those days when I looked way older than my age.

At the age of 24, while still in the University,I applied for a security guard job at Hamilton.

They were looking for security guard to protect globacom mask that was in my compound.

I thought it would be best for me to do the job, since I was living inside the compound where the mask was.

But I was denied the job because they said I was too young to be a security man.

They said I was lying when I said I was 24.

During my NYSC, some girls were teasing me that how come my mom allowed me to go for NYSC, since I was very small.

Now, I have returned to normal.

I no longer look like a small boy, neither do I look old.

I now look my age.

So the person should not kill himself.

God will make it up to him one day.

I know you are trying to motivate the guys and stuffs but seriously, are you okay??
Health / Re: He's 24 But Look 54 And Wants To Commit Suicide by chocboi78(m): 12:35am
Maybe his father gave birth to him at old age.
u are a fool grin grin
Romance / Re: What Was The Most Embarrassing Thing You Did In A Relationship? by chocboi78(m): 12:18am
Omor.... went on a date with a crush.. had a running ticket (bet9ja) remaining just one game to win 10k.. out of confidence we ate chicken, popcorn ice creams and the lots..
Was hoping to make a cash out midway through the date and Pay, only to login to my bet account and discovered the game has cut .

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Politics / Re: Throwback Video Of Mbaka Hailing Buhari With Adorable Names by chocboi78(m): 10:49am On May 08
Religion and politics are just two different ends of the same rod..
Nonsense and .....

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Family / Re: Should I Confront My Brother's Wife? by chocboi78(m): 10:52pm On May 06
No need confronting her or explaining to her... if she get mind make she ask u directly
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Villarreal Europa League (0 - 0) On 6th May 2021 by chocboi78(m): 9:56pm On May 06
This club don die


European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Roma Vs Manchester United : Europa League (3 - 2) On 6th May 2021 by chocboi78(m): 9:37pm On May 06

Boss Awfa!!! Night still sweet
grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Roma Vs Manchester United : Europa League (3 - 2) On 6th May 2021 by chocboi78(m): 9:29pm On May 06
keep dreaming
lol.. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Roma Vs Manchester United : Europa League (3 - 2) On 6th May 2021 by chocboi78(m): 9:21pm On May 06
4 more goals and united re out..
This night wan sweet
Nairaland / General / Re: Three Things A Feminist Should Avoid (Opinion) by chocboi78(m): 8:57pm On May 05
Which one is money mr man? You so immature if you think "care" translates into money alone. Omo shift jarey.

If man money no dey important, Ruth for no go lie down for Boaz feet as hunger wan kill her and her mil. So abeg you men should quit the conplains.
ure so funny.. there is no care without money...at least that’s how ladies sees it.
Go figure

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Sports / Re: Mikel Agu Becomes A Portuguese Citizen (Photo) by chocboi78(m): 4:20pm On May 05
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright ....

Who wants to play with people who sees only penalty as source of joy
sometimes u dy talk like mumu
Celebrities / Re: Chidinma Celebrates Her 30th Birthday, Now A Gospel Singer by chocboi78(m): 1:29pm On May 02

Don't mind the low budget liar. This picture was taken years years after jagbajantis. That is not the video... That is definitely not soundsultan in Jagbajantis... He was way younger and thinner.
I thought as much bro

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Celebrities / Re: Chidinma Celebrates Her 30th Birthday, Now A Gospel Singer by chocboi78(m): 1:20pm On May 02
30 years old? This girl don dey do like Tinubu o. Let me shock some of you. Do you all know that Chidinma was a part of the cast in Sound Sultan's mathematics song in the year 2000 or so?

Now be the judge if you think she was just 9 years old here.

did Sultan remake dis video? Coz the one I saw, the kids were much younger and were not on uniforms.


Romance / Re: Please Help, How Do I AnswerThis Question? by chocboi78(m): 10:00am On May 01
Shey u no get family ni??
Romance / Re: What Should Be My Reply to her? by chocboi78(m): 9:59am On May 01
Tell her you the goin on a date with someone else on that said date
Music/Radio / Re: Top 10 Songs On Your Music Playlist by chocboi78(m): 9:44am On May 01
2015 thread for front page??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSG Vs Manchester City UCL (1 - 2) On 28th April 2021 by chocboi78(m): 9:23pm On Apr 28
Romance / Re: Man Arrested For Dating 35 Women At The Same Time In Japan (Photos) by chocboi78(m): 9:21pm On Apr 23
It seems you don't know Nigerian men. In fact the will stay promising you marriage. Telling you they are single. God will punish all those who have used marriage to get into a woman's pant.
ahbegi..it’s only chewing gum girls U can do that to..their love for material things always cloud their sense of reasoning

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Romance / Re: Men Are The Greatest Enemy Of Men Not Women by chocboi78(m): 9:14pm On Apr 23
Bros na u dy talk dis kin thing?
Romance / Re: Lady Stuck In A Protector While Sneaking Into Her Fiance's House by chocboi78(m): 9:10pm On Apr 23
Lol..so funny. The ass big gan

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Education / Re: Can You Guess The Department? by chocboi78(m): 8:49pm On Apr 23

Na.... Funai isn't this bad
lol..set of 2018,only 16 students graduated.. are u a student of funai?

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Travel / Re: Man And His Car Stuck In Lagos Flood After Heavy Rainfall by chocboi78(m): 8:15pm On Apr 23
Overrated town
Education / Re: Can You Guess The Department? by chocboi78(m): 8:08pm On Apr 23

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Crime / Re: Yahoo Boys Bathing On A Burial Ground (Video) by chocboi78(m): 7:29pm On Apr 23
Damnnn niggarrrr
Pussy ass niggarrs....

The huzzle and bombing is all about consistency and luck

It has nothing to do with spiritualism, diabolism, necromancy, occultism, telephatic transmission, sorcery, spirirtual invisibility, Spiritism, mysticism, wizardry, telepathic clairvoyance and extrasensory perception
LMAO... so u sabi grammar like dis���

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Romance / Re: Lady Poisons Herself & Her Ex-Boyfriend To Death A Week To His Wedding In Imo by chocboi78(m): 7:26pm On Apr 23

Muslims indeed. If it were a woman that went to meet an EX few days to her wedding, I am sure you in particular would have had a lot to tell us. They never start to poison una. Shebi una feel say una rational? Irrational gender done drop one rational. Toor!
poco what re u even saying...are u supporting the murder?
Crime / Re: Imo Prison Break: We're On Top Of The Situation - Police by chocboi78(m): 12:45pm On Apr 05
NPF surely likes cowgirl position cause they are always on top grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy, Fireboy, Davido Celebrate Olamide On 32nd Birthday (Photos) by chocboi78(m): 6:27am On Mar 16
11 studio albums no b beans....badoo might sound local but he really is a hard worker...

Hbd boss
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Replace Injured Samuel Kalu With Onyekuru by chocboi78(m): 6:24am On Mar 16
So if kalu didn't get injured, they would have left out onyekuru, this board is becoming unserious
Music/Radio / Re: Burna Boy Wins Grammy With 'Twice As Tall' Album by chocboi78(m): 11:53pm On Mar 14

You haven’t accepted the fact yet

E pain you right. Give me money not fucken awards
give u money for what exactly?? You b musician?? Ode..

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Autos / Re: Features Of Genesis GV80: The Car That Saved Tiger Woods' Life by chocboi78(m): 12:40am On Mar 01
The vehicle's got so many dope safety features but still yet,God saved his life not the car
nd how about my friend that collapsed on the field of play and died today, God choose to ignore him??

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