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Yes!*fresh frm weekend*
Do u like sleeping till 7am?

Chai!! Dat must be a miracle!
Imagine Nollywood movies not having watch out 4 part 2!

@bunmioguns....u re good!!nice jokes

MuhMubRaj: ode,chokolee na hausa word for spoon

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Dat na 4 hausa pipo..no be hausa i be!! !! U hear?#Gud!
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MuhMubRaj: ode

....wetin^^^dis word mean??
Look at this...

MuhMubRaj: Remember its yab,not insults.

....na yab be dat?? Abi u dont knw dey difference??

MuhMubRaj: ode

..This is not yabbing to be..

MuhMubRaj: ode

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Well well well on this note..since the poster violated the laws he stated himself without any provocation from any angle...
I hereby pronounce this thread closed...
#Poster below me, should be ready to recieve more of the insults...cos the OP spoilt the fun we were about having!!! Over and out, Gbam!!
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MuhMubRaj: spoonna your name??park well abeg!

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Lol..how spoon go be my name?? Na plate u be?? Abi pot

Buh ^^^ seriously...wia u carry u name frm...besides...how u go mix capital letters wit small 1ce...lol..na wao

Lagusta: Lafta, the best medicine

Kudos to u guy!!!!

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Lagusta-lagusta...lol...na babe be de OP oo..no be guy#nd u don chop o,abi no be hunger?

lol

Shuoooo....4 joke section?? ?? ?? Chai..dis world wan end!!..infact phone section dis way
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Vincent 4: Was finally redeployed from dat land of death

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U re wrong sir!! Its not a land of death!!
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teteyaks: am in Gusau, am so enjoyin zamfara

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*Wow*Me too...we all aving fun here...zamfara is not as feared sha..u in a sec. schl or ministry/parastatal?

Yes!*atleast small na*
Did u drink ur usual 2day?

larride: Sharap dia. Old joke.

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kk sir! Post ur own new 1 abeg...4hia o..see ya pot belle

vikas11233: Lol, where do you find them, awesome post.

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Tankq

Wetin concern ^^^ wit knowing road?

Yes!*na wa 2u ooo*
Buh do you think its a decent thing 2 say online?

Wetin concern man wit shakara..na woman get am

A Prostitute Died Of AIDS. Her GrandMa Went 2
Pack Her Clothes n Saw G-String Pant and Was
Shocked, She Said,"Dis AIDS Bad Ooo. See As e Chop
Her PANT Remain Like Dis tin o"

*NEMESIS is wen u submit ur
answer sheet wit ur expo
inside...
RACISM is wen a white iphone
costs more than a
black one... LONG THROAT is wen u take a girl
out on a sunny day
& she orders 4 a hot plate of
pepper soup...
A WITCH is dat girl dat eats
nkwobi,fish peppersoup, shawama, suya, kilishi,chicken,
chips & burger, drink
smirnoff,farouz & wen u take her
home she says
"sorry i'm on my period"...
OVERSABI is wen u're eating salad wit a girl & she ask
"honey,dis food no done"... ?
OLODO is wen u're in a plane wit
a girl & she says
"honey i'm hot,can u pls wind
down d window"...? A HUNGRY CHILD is dat kid dat
sees u eating & says
"my mummy said i shldnt take
food frm strangers"...
A STUBBORN CHILD is dat kid dat
wakes up in d middle of d nyt wen daddy &
mummy ar havn a gud tym &
says "mummy i want 2 piss
Now; STINGYNESS is wen u finish
reading dis & you
refuse to drop a positive comment and hit d LIKE button*God dey watch u o* lol*dis joke don tey small sha*

dvdon: I hear u na dat guy u lyk pass abi?
Chai u for tell us say u dey do this kind pple
Remember 14yrs jail term for your type

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Lol..,u ear like bitter leaf

Wetin concern realsamie wit good talk

dvdon: We no wan see ur family picture for here
Blood is thick

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Family ke! Na u be dey 4th person ooo

Na all dis guys wia dey disturb us 4 joke section be dis>

..Wetin concern aeroplane wit car wash
..Wetin concern okada with inner light

Lets play a game called-
'WETIN CONCERN THEM'
Its a joke where u conbine two odd or even things 2geda 2
make it funy,u can add urs too.
Example-
=Wetin concern alaba market with public holiday
=wetin concern pregnant dog wit antenatal
=wetin concern reverend sister with family planing
=Wetin concern aeroplane wit holdup

=Wetin concern agbero wit ovaload
=Wetin concern ashawo wit virginity
=Wetin concern rihanna wit 'benddown sellect' 4 oshodi
=Wetin concern cripple wth supra.....
=Wetin concern Terry
G with hymn......
=Wetin concern arsenal wth trophies

Super1759: You mean he is sober? In less than one year? Journey still far naa. 13 years no be here. Maybe before 5yrs en go turn to prayer warrior

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Lol...na reverend pastor him go turn to o..he needs to work on dat..everytin is possible

We go join pray nd fast for am!

@Op..u try..8 and 9 no dey work with me sha

#As you go to sleep just ponder about this Irony of life:

#The Lawyer hopes you get in trouble*so u can file ur case#


#The Doctor hopes you fall ill *he gets paid if ur sick#


#The police hopes you become a criminal* u need 2 get bailed out of cell#though bail is free


#The Coffin Maker wants you dead!!!*cos he needs sell those kaskets to feed his family#
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#Only the thief prays for you to make it big in life....#Irony!! So he can steal from you..Can u Just Imagine dat?!

After picking dis young guy from a bus stop..this is was the conversations!
Conductor: Wey ur money?
Passenger: I be staff!
Conductor: Which kind staff
u be!You be Police?
Passenger: No!
Conductor: You be Soldier? Passenger: No! Conductor:
You be Navy!
Passenger: No!
Conductor: You be Air Force?
Passenger: No!
Conductor: Then, wetin u be self!Abeg pay my money jor!
Passenger: I be Bokho Harram!
People in Bus: WHAAAT!!!e don be 2day!!
Conductor U don dey Madt abi? Hw u go say make bros pay money?? Oga
Bokho, Sorry sir, abeg
no vex, dey guy no well.
We go pay For U Sir. God bless you.

<Shouts from passengers:

Sule; Driver,plss oooo! i go drop
for Next junction.
John: keep the
change!
Obi: Oga driver abeg, i
wan com down, this belle just dey run me since
morning!!!
Mercy: shaeeey, driver stop abeg...i forget to off my stove frm house o.

Wahala dey o

Pakavy: na jum'at day nah,wetin u dey insinuate?

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Wetin u tink? Wetin u assimilate?