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No!!#im not a lady!
Did you do some excersice today?

No!! #For what! Im not gaye! BTW is dt a safari, caftan, longsleave, abi buba?#
Do you always think this way?

No!! *Just wandering why u guys keep insulting!*
Can you live a day without insult?

Yeahp...hope you would not be a liability to your family when you arrive?

You are welcome home! sorry, i would like to ask these questions before further discussions, cos there sometimes determine what you expect and would see back here!
1.Do you have the finance to take care of yourself if you come back?
2.Do you have a family in Nigeria?
There are many more questions, but these are the two major once..If you are coming home cos you are broke, i think you would face little challenge. Lemme hear from you

kariolality: Any time i see our president on tv,he usually put on black cloth and a hat..Why?..Is it because he's a president.?

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Nope...its just like the US President or the London Prime minister wearing a black suit!

Cos his favourite colour is black! Just like your favourite colour is blue!#Thinking aloud

Yes!!!
Do you think chelsea would retain the champions league?

Yes*u no dey too insult*
Do watch wrestling?

surveyProf: lol, this picture was never gotten from facebook, i.e frm my end here, dat was while @ first I was surprise to here, dat it originated frm facebook, and even, dat was while I was eager to see the link frm facebook, as for searching on facebook, Idk I hv such time.

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Hey Mr.. I really advise you do your research well before you create and post unverified hoax! b4 i forget...just try and redeem sometime to check for the origin and the source...peace! Over and Out!

surveyProf: Your source is not good anofe, you hv not been able to prove beyond reasonable doubt dat it was not in Nigeria.....lol

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You should be the one proving the claimed topic!! !!...where is your prove!!! ??

No! I dont cheat!
Do yhu believe in love?

OP..its a sad story though, dont accept her! Though you claim to love her, she is coming back to you cos she gat no options, she would do worse when another chance pops up..

OPEYEMI AD: RIP-Gbenga adeboye d source

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OMG!! Re u serious??

I have been honoured with DOCTORATE DEGREE IN
DIETEMAL FIIJ by the PRESIDENT, due to my contribution to food mulching.
By the power bestowed on me,i announce the
following food unhealthy for your well being.
1.EBA-causes iba(malaria). Also makes you to critisize unneccesrily.
2.AMALA-causes alakala(nightmares)also causes people to insult MODS.
3.IRESI(RICE)-causes irewesi(spiritual weakness and fighting)
4.TEA/OTIN-causes eeti
5.TUWO-causes iwokuwo(poke nose, like ....and....u go see dem for everywhere)
6.BUREDI(BREAD)-makes one di-eyan-nu(unforgiven hrt)
7.FUFU-causes inufufu(anger)u know uself!
8.iyan(poundo yam)-causes iyanjija(argument, shey u get?)
9.eran(meat)-causes aran(worms)
10.eja(fish)causes eejaa
11.ikokore-makes one ko-ore-kore(bad frnds)
12.burger-makes one buggy
13.pizza-makes one unstable
14.eefoo(vegetable)-causes efori(migraine headache, also makes u see tins)
15.ila(okra)-causes eela(rashes; especially 4 nyansh!)
16.Egusi-makes one sikiri(no stable partner, always complaining in romance section)
17.eewa(beans)-causes iwakuwa(truancy..na dis 1 bad pass)
18.GARRIE;Garium-causes irikuri(seeing rubbish and talking rubbiesh; especially that one without sugar)
19.ogede(banana)-make one too soft(foolish)
20.guruguru-makes one tiny; example.....
21.dodo-makes one dull..haaaaah!! Plenty dey here
22.ireke(sugarcane)-causes arekereke(fraud; person wey too like sweet tins)
23. Fried Beans! Shuoo(no comfirm scientific name) but causes and makes you not to comment...na just read and go!! Its also a disease..
Yours Sincerely
Dr.

Im kinda confused about your question! Do you mean, you want to work with NYSC? Or you want to SERVE?

teteyaks: in a sec sch.. Sup u? Where do u stay?

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In a sec.sch too...i stay in the corpers logde here.|kdaji| u in de famile house?

Nice question!

Una try!

Wow!! Nice!

No..*4 wat na*
Do u think everybody is like yhu?

junnymercy: The guy need emergency brain surgery

...lol..i actually wanted to ask the OP what facilitated the question?

MuhMubRaj: ...The last man on earth sat quietly in a room then he heard a knock on the door!

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Lawd have mercy!! This was initially meant to make people laff i quess!!

Wats ur location?..Kaduna

Lol

odizzy: thank God u accept it wil be a miracle, hahahahaha i no fit laff, meanin u re none of dat(rich, successful, intelligent)

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*na wao..u do english 4 ur pri/sec skul atal? Ishh! Imagine odizzy not always dizzy

odizzy: dat is no miracle at all. Imagine chokolee being a rich, successful, beautiful, lovely, intelligent girl

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Dt would be a miracle!!* na dt girl wher u put spoil show!! Ima guy!
Imagine a country without a president!

Dt is a possible comfirmable miracle!
Imagine witwicky is a sweet gentle lady!