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1.Always wanting to claim a right on the road,*bad habit!*
2.Insulting and shouting at a rough driver *Just seat in your car and watch him/her,make him/her feel like a fuul*
#Road safety advices that you take yourself as the only sane driver...everyother person on the road is madt#

bunmioguns: .
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bt most of dis riddles are common.

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I like de way u answered, especially ^^. U sounded humble, and not a proving mister know it all..well thumps up..i like it when guys dont get puffed up if some1 acknowledges dem..it shows a sign of responsibility...|sori 4 cutting boarders nd jumping into ur discussions..i commend gud tins each time i see dem|....cheers

^^That sounds more like a miracle!!
Imagine you seeing everyone on NL being a gentleman like me!

rapmike: this is infatuation not love...
real love will tell you her fauts and how to adjust to that or help her out of it while infatuation presents her as faultless.
true love will give both of you mental space to think about other things apart from him/her.
true love will tell u if he /she has bad mouth odour
true love will not give u heart attack....

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Hei
U re just correct in wat u said! Especially ur first point..perfect!, others are strictly on point too!

This works..though for few..u cant just jump up from ur sleep and start making up these long list of obligations! If a lady wants to fall inluv with you..even if u dont have money or care little about her..she falls *I am not saying the aformentioned course outlines for everlasting luv is not important* just dat

#blessed-are-thou-if-u-do-1/3-of-these-an-the-party-in-question-dont-leave-ur-heart-in-shambles#

Yes!! (atleast u have a 1leged palm sandal,ie if that 1 still dey..our president b4,did not have shoes)

Do you think you would have performed better if you were de president?

No!!!(he is compressed/enveloped in the situation)
Do you think there is hope for the president jump ontop of the situations soon?

No..
Do you think every one on NL is corrupt?

Reframe de topic please!!!!

Yes..
Do you tink everyone is fasting?

No..
Do you want to be one?

Chaii!! Na die o..i would jail dat ma daughter!*unless she tells me dat*#dad i just want 2 test ur anger, nd how u would react 2 issues#

Nice work!

NO!!
For what, You want ma dad to hand you over to the police?

I lyke does guys!!! U would never see them insult in any of their songs!!

No,
Do you think am saying the truth?

This is surprisingly true!!! Wow

YES!
Do yhu visit dis section regularly?

Lagusta: Oh, goodie, I can't wait...

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Lolz..come, u dint qoute dat correctly joor.. Badt guy!!

Lagusta: NAME: ORI IKU HEADWARD

SCHOOL: HEAD-BANGER GOV'T SCHOOL

FUTURE AMBITION: TO BE THE HEAD OF STATE

ROLE MODEL: THE HEAD MASTER

BEST FOOD: COW HEAD AND ELEPHANT HEAD

So............

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Lol...abeg nw!! All dis 4 him?

Lagusta: Now this is funny, lol

Grade A ranking....

REWARD: a night with swtchicgurl

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Thanks a bunch..wow..a night wit hu..i cant just wait..
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[quote author=~vicky~]https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-score009.gif


reward......Lagusta is now ur new mayguard [/quote]....
Dnt tell me ur serious!!! Mayguard 2 low nw..wht abt ADC??...*just wandering wat lagusta would say 2de new offer*

chrisosi: Front Page plssss

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Seconded..this should be in front page plz

[quote author=~vicky~]
..............y d drag what ve i done?[/quote]....
U dey give me wahala nw...hope say na outside u de talk frm??

One day, a Dad was wandering and decided to ask his son this;
Whenever I beat u, hw do
You stop ur anger?, cos i know i used to knock dis ur hammer head very well!!
Son replies,:I start cleanin de toilet!
Dad asked ;how does dat help U?
SON: I clean it wit ur toothbrush!!

Chaiiiiii, dis is Edward dè Mango, though it looks more like bicycle seat...if a closer gaze is observed..it looks a convincincly like ur head..so im just confused..lol

This is serious!!!

^^^
Ehenn ?? *he drags vicky out of the thread*

^^^

PretiEbony: Don't say we've rather say i've read it several times.... nice one sha

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Taken!

[quote author=~vicky~]a new "wẹrè" in the house [/quote]...
Sitting room

Two guys were in contest for the paternity of a baby..though before then,the baby has been with another Uncle for things to calm down b4 the child is been taken to his orignal father..so one morning, a guy in dispute just came in 2 say hi..he met dis picture below...do u think there is any need for DNA