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jhydebaba: When is this going to happen in 9ja motherland?

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Next week friday,sir!

MuhMubRaj: No...u are a fool?

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Hey!!! Dis is not a YES/NO kwesion!!!! This is a closed ended conclusive kwesion!!
Are you sure u did nursery nd Pri skul?

tankiu jare...me uploaded dt pix o...i dunno why it dint show.

Fight After Liberia vs Nigeria Match

Keshi: U dis boy, i have been saying it.. U re never serious...see ur eyes like bitter leaf.
Enyeama: sori sir, it wont happen again *remorseful face*
Keshi: shatap my friend..wat wont happen again?? Ode! See how u just allow dia last goal!
Enyeama: Oga abeg...i tried to stop dt goal, but could not...i dont knw if it is because of that fried yam and okro dt i ate!
Keshi: wat!!
Enyeama: yes sir
Keshi: u must be madt..*gave him a very hot slap...lapai!!*
Enyeama: *crying!!*# oga! Na because of the goal u slap me, abi na because of de okro#
Keshi: sharap dia o.. Dint i tell you to combine it with alomo and sugar cain??

Enyeama

If you are SINGLE and keep on
saying "I DON'T TRUST MEN OR
WOMEN!" remember your mates
are getting married every Saturday.
Let me ask you, are they marrying
spirits? Wise up! If you are MARRIED and keep saying "I HATE
THIS MARRIAGE!"OK! Is it not
married people like you that are
celebrating Gold,Silver and even
Platinum jubilee? If you keep on
ranting, ''I'M LEAVING MY MAN, HE CHEATED ON ME!" Please, go to
town and see all the fine, cute,
sexy, hot, hungry and desperate
chicks waiting to snatch your
man's money and property, they
don't even mind sharing. Make it work, my friend! Stop saying "I
HATE MY JOB!" Look! 20million
people are jobless and can't even
find any not to talk of keeping it!
Do you want to join them? You
keep saying "I HATE WHERE I LIVE!" Oh please!*tears* Try visiting
those locations that are flooding
now, people sleeping under the
bridge at night and you will be
grateful to God that you even have
a place to stay! Some say "I AM TIRED OF THIS LIFE!" Well, go to the
hospital and see people fighting
for their lives! Go to the mortuary
and take a look then tell me what
you feel after that! My point is, be
positive and believe in God, that's all that matters. AS FAR AS THERE IS
LIFE, THERE IS HOPE. JUST KEEP
TRYING AND TRUSTING IN GOD,
EVERYTHING WILL BE ALL RIGHT MY
DEAR FRIENDS!

Yes*Wat sef..ofcourse i can do wit out anytin*
Is it raining where u are?

Yes!!
Can i see him 2day?

No!*hw many times u wan make dem xplain small thing give u??*
Are you akpos?

18+ jokes re not allowed any longer...dont u check rules b4 using threads??

Alawee has shownd face on my mobile aparatus!! Through an sms! Gbam!! Chop it,it is urs

In the next episode....i really predict; he would marry the girl...cos #tone#*dis is super story*...how come u quoted what de guy said correctly?? ?? ??

**Gave the poster a very hot punch on the left eye**

How much can be added to a clean Benz..V-boot 230 to get a C class 320??

B4 unko..who do you think would be a better president!! DO YOU ANY GOV. WOULD DO BETTER?? WAIT TILL DER BECOME PRESIDENT!

simple!!..dat settles it, no time o

He is not dead brother

yemstok: Trouble is when you wear a customized T Shirt that has "I LOVE BOKO HARAM" as its inscription come enter Army Barracks.

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Na die ooo..dem go drill u die!!

Dt would be a miraculous white man juju..
Imagine Messi and Ronaldo in Barca!

Abeg among these men... Who muumu pass?

DAYO just woke up in the morning and called his servant, kpako!! Kpakoo!!!!, sir! His servant answered...DAYO then said to his servant; come here..see en head like mushroom, come on!! Go an water does flowers!..Kpako(servant) then said; oga rain don already the fall oo...DAYO said; ehen,and so wat!! Come and carry umbrella and water them ma friend!!!
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JOSHUA saw a very ripe mango, he decided to climb the tree to confirm by pressing the mango if its ripe*well the mango was very ripe*, he came down and used stone 2 pluck that mango!
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RETO saw something that looked like shiit,*dey guy said..dis tin na shiit oo*
he touched it with his finger, tasted it and said
wat nonsense!!! na shiit be dis ooo, chai thank God i no match am ooo!

U tried..

^^^Imagine ur bears grow pass 5........*na joke oo*
Imagine phones without battries?

No..*seriously No*
Can you pray in pidgen english?

bunmioguns: will you shataap and allow others to see it too

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Gbam!! A1+

dopeJemi: abeg mk una help me ansa dis quest. DO U COOL SUMFIN DAHZ DRY?

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Nooooo! Na wao...u cool somethings dt re hot, nd wet somethings wia dey dry! Shuoo..NL dey make me see tins abeg

ogugua88: You must be excluding the male population in the romance section then.

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Der re included..though male folks on NL re one of the same kind...i dunno
[quote author=Mynd_44]That will get some tongues wagging (if they can decipher it)[/quote]....
Sure they will cos of d little obcurity init...|Most times i read it,i always feel it doesnt apply to all:

teteyaks: hw cm we neva met on camp

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O yeah...its like dt sometimes though..**i could nt go online in camp cos of netwrk nd source of power|just calls/sms|...where u in plattoon 1 too?

I think Everyone might have Read about Mothers and
Girls.. It's time to learn something about Men:
A Boy/Man is one of the most beautiful Creations of
God !!
He starts compromising at very tender age
He sacrifices chocolates for his sister ♥ Later He sacrifices his Love for just a smile on
his parents face ♥
He sacrifices his Love for his wife and Children
by working Late nights ♥
He Builds their future by taking loans from Banks
and then repaying them for the Life time... Thus he sacrifices his full youth for his wife and
children
without any complain.. ♥
Believe me He struggles a lot but still has to hear
the Music (Scolding) of Mother, wife and his Boss..!!
Yet every mother, wife and Boss tries to have control over him !!
Finally His Life ends up by compromising for others
happiness. He is that Creature of God who no one can
compete with.
Respect Every Boy/Man in your Life. You will never
know what He has sacrificed for you..♥ Just Extend your hand when he needs it...!!
Boys/men also have Emotions....... .MUCH
RESPECT..Cheers

Yes..
Have u loved some1 u ve not seen before?

No..*not now*
Do u know wat is called aproko?

No..previous poster!
U go sabi book so?

No *u be winch?,besides , i no wan join*
Do you always fly?

NO!!! **all dis small pikin dem sef,|straighten's his face** i dont even have bossom!#dt reminds me,Are you gaye/planning to be 1??