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fredoooooo: game over , barca take the 1st elclassico

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As always...not a surprise sha...we waiting 4 de second beating...abi no be so?

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Maxxme: C. Ronaldo become d 1st Real Madrid player to score 4 consecutive goals at Nou camp

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Make we begin shout for street na..

thegoodjoehunt:
Na wa for you and Wayo. Even goal.com journalist agrees with the decision.

PENALTY! Carlos Clos Gomez points to the spot after Sergio Ramos brings down Iniesta. I don't think there can be any complaints about that. The standing leg was swept away

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Help me tell am abeg!

No..*i dont give out ma number online**
Do you always feel hungry like dis?

Gbam!!! It has started again o..Barca 3: 0 Madrid

No!
Do you think we have other albino's like you on NL?

^^I think some of these guys up here dont read before commenting...you just start insulting!! Dats uncivilised!
....back to the topic
Well, its so most times..the press paints issues diffrently when they report it! With thier sugar coated headlines!

Super1759: not just that. This kogi in question, is among the poorest. State in nigeria, yet they can't reason, they are backward in everything.

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Says who?? Bros..u re very wrong please!! U dont just make statements with out base and prove!

This is so sad...dissolution of the vigilante would not be the solution..the people involved in those acts would still continue...since there know the major sponsors, get them arrested..simple!, or the igwe is afraid of them?

NO!! *i dey madt**?
Do you like frogs?

No..*nice1, cos u can even fall inluv with some 1ce voice#xperience#*
Do you think i can fall inluv with you?

pretty damsel: why is guys nt caring?

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Blooooood of God!!!...guys cant care o..with dis assassination of English! Holy mary!

TRUE TALK: Don't say we've rather say i've read it several times..

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Bros..dats de fact
....check dis 1 after ur quote

realsammie: im tired of seeing dis joke everyday....rubish

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^^it made sense bro..just dt u were too bored!

TRUE TALK: don't generalise, people join nairaland everyday, who knows, they might stumble at it so next time..just read and do a favour of not commenting.

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So, Sir..thanks for reading up...if a joke amuses every one at a particular time..it means there is something wrong...they may be lafing at u!
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u no try ooo...could dis be a joke..abi na ur normal english...lol..nice??

Some annoying question people ask and can definately make u slap the insane part out of the person; here there goes


1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask: Are you sleeping? Just answer like this: No! I’m training to die.



2. Imagine when you take an electronic equipment to a technician to get it fixed and dey guy still asks you: oga de tin spoil?... Just give aam this suitable 1: No o. Dey tin tire for house as in,it got bored of staying home alone so I brought it over for a ride.see en head like canoe soap.




3. When it’s raining and someone notices you going out, they stillask: Are you going out ah..? Just saammer aam dis 1: No o, aah, in the next one naain i go comot.



4. When you wake up, then comes a very funny person asking you: Are you awake? Look am first,den answer: No. I still dey sleep, i just wan walk,ode!



5. Your friend calls your home phone: he just decided 2 ask..knowing this phone never leaves de house...bros..where u dey?..just answer.. At the bus stop! He would say wat!! But this is your home line now?



6. They see you coming from the bathroom, wet: 1 person go just ask..did you just have a bath? Just try hiss first..den say: No ooo, I fell in the toilet bowl!



7. You are standinga and waiting right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and a passerby just decided 2 as, bros..naa up u dey go? Just answer am sharply: No, not at all, I dey wait make my room come down..



8. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers and you still ask him: wow! are those flowers? If na me..i go just tell am: no baby! They’re Carrots.



9. You’re on the queue to buy tickets at the cinema, a friend sees you and asks: wetin u dey do for here? Answer: I came to pay my school fees!

Cheers..

Nice jokes man

De difference is clear #eyes of sentiments closed#

larride: Don't you dare touch my wife again....

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Ur wife?? #talking 2himself# *when dis guy marry dis gal na??..well naa him know* owkaay sir! Buh dt ur wife is very sturborn o..how do u manage to stay with her at home...or u are a visiting husband?(if u know wat i mean)

No..*cos u dont know me*
Have u ever slaped some1 before?

No!
Is it a nigerian dance?

slapping her dad if he says*you have to end dis relationship!!* mind you, the man in question is a Lieutenant Colonel#please dont try this at home# safe ur relationship while it last..ofcourse wisely

deji2009: The laptop need dismantling, so take it to a repair centre

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Thanks man..im greatful

[quote author=~vicky~]i never knew you are that ugly...with that your 'angrily squeezed face' [/quote]....
Wat did u just say?? *grabs her..he saw her own frightenely squeezed face..and shouted bloooood of God!!. He just left her miraculusly* dis ur face safe u 2day....lol

Sure!! Even always..*How many songs do i even know the full lyrics sef* make una lemme jare

Hello peeps...My laptop is just getting extra hot unnecessarily, it gets hot 3munites after u booth it..that makes it 2 hang most of the times...The fan seems to be running too fast, so i think that also are linked together..Plz wat is its problem, and how can i solve it..thanks

Locomote to Sports section please
This way===>

No!!# am not good at dancing willi willi awilo dance#
Can you dance azonto?

princysharma90: Nice joke..
I just can't stop myself from laughing.
Very funny..
Thanks for sharing.

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Never mind...our job is 2kip dudes nd dudeletes smiling

[quote author=~vicky~]ya welcome

expect more [/quote]....
Na u dem talk*looks at her wit an angrily squizzed face*..#seems she got frightened# ok..next time face ya front oo..

That is definately an impossible miracle!
Imagine nigerians making free calls for one week!