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Police in Kano State have arrested one Nura Hamza, who claimed to be a 700-year-old spirit. Hamza was arrested after he allegedly duped a man of N800,000. The state Commissioner of Police, Mr Ibrahim Idris, told reporters on Wednesday in Kano that the suspect, who resides at Kurnar Asabe quarters, was arrested on August 23, following complaint from one of his victims. According to him, the suspect used his mobile phone to call the complainant several times claiming to be a spirit aged 700 years. He said, “He (the suspect) directed the complainant to source money and take it to a nearby bush for spiritual duties. “When his compound was searched, the following exhibits recovered. Seven pieces of fake $100, three bundles of cut-to-size papers with pretext to be $100, four MTN SIM certificates, three motorcycles, generator and one mobile phone.” Idris said after the complainant had deposited N800,000 as directed by the suspect, he decided to inform his relatives. The CP said, “This culminated in the arrest of the suspect after luring him to the destination.” The commissioner also said the command had arrested 150 suspected criminals and smashed five robbery gangs within the last two weeks.
www.punchng.com/news/police-arrest-700-year-old-spirit-for-fraud

Yes!!*b4 unko*
Have your bald head grown little hairs?

Drilling Miracle..*u go sweat tire!*
Imagine you dt guy who is gonno post below me..eating Eba nd okro with his president!!!

Ahhhh...na real caracta...dis tin na dubb na!!! Kai!

nikkyshyne: 27. Wedding thinz (no go marry. Dey crash for other pple's wedding. Hope say you chop b4 u leave house?)

Hope I try?

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Gbam!!

Sure!! Noting is wrong with that..what matters is love!

No..*well lemme look in2 de job b4 i say Yes*
Do you tink u can pay me?

Efulefu dèi..4 real!!

Yeahp..this is a nice question! Doing anytin good is better than not staying idle. You can get a little job, even without any proffesional certificate. Just try and search. If in any case you dont want a job, just enrole in any short self developing educational programme that would not overlap with the time you are going for your service..

Chai..dis ur jokes re really onpoint! Gbam! Lolz

Clerverly: W[b]e have heard. How will that return Van Persie to Arsenal?[/b]

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That question would have been answered perfectly in the sports section!

MuhMubRaj: Can u eat okra soap wit rice?

....chai..soap!! Na die o
Well if na soup..No
Have u eaten okro soup with yam b4?

This I believe is a step towards a right direction. If
sincerity and stiffness can be allowed, we will see
some good improvements. But jonathan still needs
to show us further how committed he is, and restore
our former love for him.

Eveluv: No... who den is our spiritual mod

....^^^*i no fit answer yes or no 4 dis^^ 1 o
Have u eaten?

wow! That must be a miracle!
Imagine school without exams..just say the score you want!

larride: Yes dear, that can't be a miracle because you will be my first lady when I become president in 2015

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Na question be dis?^
Imagine if Larride no toast any gal till dey end of dis year?

Indications have emerged that President Goodluck
Jonathan is set to sack some of his ministers by
January next year, following the Performance
Contract signed by the ministers before the
commencement of last Wednesday’s Federal
Executive Council (FEC) meeting. Sources close to the ministers told LEADERSHIP
SUNDAY that some of the ministers who have had
the hunch of the impending cabinet shakeup trailing
the introduction of the performance bond introduced
by the President, in which all the ministers have since
the first quota of this year made themselves available to the Presidential Villa to give account of their
stewardship, were not behaving as if things are the
way they used to be. Jonathan had told the ministers out-rightly that
their minimum target in terms of performance in his
administration was 70 per cent and above. In his remarks at the signing of the Performance
Contract ceremony with all the ministers present
before commencement of the FEC meeting, he warned
them to avoid the temptation of leaving their jobs in
the hands of Permanent Secretaries and other top
directors of their ministries. However, a dependable source close to the Minister of
Finance and Coordinating Minister of the Economy,
who is also the Chief Examiner of the President’s
assessment test of the ministers, told our
correspondent on condition of anonymity that from
the body language at the Presidential Villa, “it appears some of the minsters already know that their
jobs are in the pipeline”. “The Co-ordinating Minister of the Economy might
not want to make it seem as if the honourable
ministers are undergoing assessment, but the truth
remains that the President wants to know who to sack
for non-performance in a manner that is
transparent without any political sentiments attached. Recall that in past regimes, lazy ministers,
who had little or nothing to offer, had been shown the
way out in what appeared to be cabinet reshuffle. “But President Jonathan feels that in the present
administration, retaining of political offices by his
appointees must be based on merit and not political
manoeuvrings, orchestrated by god-fatherism.” But dispelling this position, presidential spokesman,
Dr. Abati, said the signing of the Performance
Contract is a further codification of a process that
has been in existence. “Now, a lot of people have been saying maybe the
President is doing this because he wants to sack his
ministers and all that. No. That was why he said that look, “it is not to
witch-hunt or indict anybody. It is just to remind
everyone why we are here. Of course you know that the
consequential effect is that, having signed the
performance contract, if you don’t deliver, if you
don’t perform, then of course, it means that you are not part of the team. You are not part of the vision
of Mr. President. I think it is a trash point” he
stated. “These are steps taken by President Jonathan for
which he must be commended. So, the whole emphasis
is to send a signal, both to Nigerians and every player
within government at all levels, that the mandate
that Nigerians have given to everyone in government
is to deliver, and that President Jonathan is here to serve Nigerians, and the best way to serve Nigerians is
to deliver; it is to perform. “The first thing that should be noted is that this is
the first time in Nigerian history that a sitting
president would ask his ministers to sign a
Performance Contract.
http://www.247nigerianewsupdate.com/jonathan-to-sack-non-performing-ministers-in-january-2013/

Na must be a miracle..Dat 1 na juju u wan use be dat!
Imagine you contesting for president 2015!?

Nooo..
Can you recall the passages read in church 2day?

Hello room, hapi sunday 2 you all..i think i like the way u guys are in this thread..just like brothers..i have not seen any abusive words since i have been reading from page one..im kinda intrested in this..buh donnu know how to start..can some1 enlighteng me on the newbie procedure and probabely the sites..and means of funding the account..thankiu..God bless

Yes..*i do jobs for people free of charge*
Do you think bright needs to go and take a nap?

illicit: No not really
but i think jackiepata must be a shim, yes/no?

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U don give ur answer already o..well going by urs..
Do you tink all nollywood babes re just as u see them on screen?

Well, e fit no be miracle sha...but dat must be a miracle.
Imagine nairaland go on strike!

larride: Imagine booqee falls in love with me

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Dat 1 no be miracle na...na sure tin!!
Imagine booqee slaping your albino face!

Yes!
Is the question showing you believe in God too?

Yes..*tongue talking holygost filled-winch chasing-fire brand brother of God 4 dat matter*
Would like to be a reverend father?

No..
Na winch u be?

KingMEXX: haha yur quite hilarious, buh dnt wory am nt here to xchange words wit yu...those who know Messi very well and watchd tonites match wud testify to wat am sayin. As yu claim dat yu watchd d match, hw many chances did he (Messi) get?? How many shots on target?? Reason before yu talk

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Naa striker him be?? Him just de help score goal..if him no comot make u see..u for go drag am come out side na...or better still..u 4 tell coach make him drop am..cos he was not playing..he was just strolling..aabi no be weting u mean?

thegoodjoehunt:
We are getting used to it.

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U can shout it loud again...no be 2day joor...abeg,second leg sef..na beating,though naa just 2:0