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Dis guys inhere are crazie!!!!!..#though positive crazze, de tin exist so??#lol..nice joke

E don te wia we de see dis joke na...well u try sha, make e no b like say u waste ur MB

Em bros e, u try sha..Buh seriously..dis joke is old, we ve read it several times

Wow!!!!! I luv this..litle wonder, the friends you keep goes a long way..

Jaykizz: I avnt don any silly thing 4 luv dat I kan rememba... Bt 4 nyashin, I don do wel wel
I wld climb ma neighbours fence (4rm d bak so dat I dnt get caught n I dnt want any1 seein me dat I entad dia aus coz me no say na police go kom arrest me coz her parents strict die! ) n go ahead to F..U.CK d gal in her house n wen I here d sound of dia gate, I'l run tru d bak door n climb away to ma own aus

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This is serious!!!

O ma God!! Nigeria!!!

kelvs4u: Corpers Weeee oooooo!!!!!
Under d sun or i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ d rain.... Wit dedicatn n selflessness
Ū alrdy kn d beggin n d end of d anthem nw..... Hahaha buh truly, Ђδω many of us can really serve unda d sun or i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ d rain..
‎ Ooº°˚ ˚°ºoo boy! While i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ d camp, I dey jump dat stanza wella, I cnt pledge wat I cnt do na. Hmm

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Removing head dress for u bro...lol
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U dey try sha

Sorry, we waiting..cant find the question please..

Go get a lone, 100k is small..any body good around you can give you..

Easykel21: Guys,wat am i to do,my girlfriend iz coming over tonight,nd ma parents are at home.When ever we are together in such situations,we do romantic stuff,buh nw dat i've got her in ma house wit ma parents......wat will i do?

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Bros, cool down na..must u be romantic..yhu nogo rest??, make una just seat down, watch movies with ur parents..wat else? Buy popcorn, wat else?

Phizzie555: ok but the reason While i posted it here is because people prefer jokes than religious stuffs

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Nice thought though, its k.. I learnt somthing new from it.
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[quote author=i-smoke-weed]I'm aiight. Just got up and about to start another controversial riddles thread

Hope you would play nice this time?

Remember I'm still INHALING & EXHALING[/quote]....
Lol...were u comot from sef? See ya mouth were u dey use smoke..abi na nose u sey use ni
[quote author=i-smoke-weed]Remember I'm still INHALING & EXHALING[/quote]....^^ na where dey confuse me be dis. Through nose??
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Rick9: thunder fire urs also. Bleep u men. Gej is a fucking, president he is weak. He is not ruthless enough. He better get out of that seat..

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Bros cool down now...u really believe terorism is something you can stop in a twinkle, noway!!! Time/prayers is what he needs, not condemning him here and there. Yes, he has not lived up to expectations but he gat his achievements too. In faces of trouble, you join hands lets lift Nigeria High, not confusing him the more with our blames. Nigeria is in its trying times, it would be a new dawn for us soon. I believe

This very true bro, buh yhu should have located it in the religious section, people wont take this serious..there would think is a form of a joke.

CrazyMan: Guy cool down na me be treasurer.

In fact I don already de collect money

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Ah, dis guy has killed me, u no see anoda position? Carry Vice Chairman na, e still dey empty.
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[quote author=pearl~hapi]thieves[/quote]....
Where dem na, 4 dis house??..we have to call de police
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Emmy9ite: Commitee meeting comes up tomorrow...we have to ask seun to explain those signs he designed!
Venue: behind mango tree!

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Behind mango tree?, wetin carry Hotel, abi Hall, u wan whaley us abi.. We have not started collecting the money, u already gat ur strategy..e no work o
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Caracta: While we ban Seun, i think we need to set up a committee to look into this. Nominations pls?

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Treasurer..dats wat i want o...we need money for logistics please...so, hw much re we even contributing?
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Bolt retains his title as the first person to win a gold consecutively in men's 200 meters with the speed of 19.3 seconds..
Usain Bolt competed an unprecedented Olympic
double-double with victory in the 200m final at the
top of a Jamaican one-two-three.

dhareolaleye: ...i know i'm new to all this and everything...but the guy that's so convinced that SEUN is ILLUMINATI still came back here to DISCUSS it!!! if you're convinced that there's a lion in your backyard,,,do you go out,,,stand in the middle of the grounds and start shouting "there's a lion in my backyard!!!"
...dude,,,i've always felt that those that peddle conspiracy theories have TOO much free time on their hands!!! having said that---dude,,,GET A JOB!!!

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Bros, dint yhu notice this was located in the joke section??...Na joke be dis abeg
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Now!!! Dis is bad prayer

lol..dis guy..u bad ooo..dis is funny though,nice

Lord have mercy

*talking as he is been pushed away* I did a very great favour by commenting on this topic..atleast u got some views..well nobody is gonno say anytin apart ur last reply , dts after me #cheers

hamzia: it startd when i check my facebook inbox i say a very strange massage for a girl say she luv me dat she went to spend d rest of her life with me d worst part is dat she is not even from nigeria she is from senegal n dat her parent are death dat thy where killd during d civil war in senegal n she was d only o dat survive guy what did u went me to do?

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Choi ;DChoi English tie rapa for here oo
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Make u ignore dat gal jare, na ojoro she wan do u
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airbender: Dumbastic A§§hole!

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Nice , I tink it was a dumbastic topic, wat do u tink ??..nobody would give u a reasonable answer apart the most reasonable u have seen.
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airbender: I dont mean to question God but why did him create mosquito, seriously i have not seen any other importance of that insect... It kills millions of people, cannot be eaten when killed. So WTF do we need that insect for.... if u knw any other good thing mosquito does pls share.

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God created them to reduce your blood, too much blood is bad u know
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No. 4 sef na lie o...cashew na inside de seed dey

Delafruita: what exactly is men clothing and is there a universally accepted mode of dressing for men?what was the mode of dressing for men in those days?

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Delafruita: what exactly is men clothing

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Men clothing are clothing worn by men
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Delafruita: is there a universally accepted mode of dressing for men?

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No, there is no universal dressing mode for men, but any predomindant mode in any region at any given point in time, becomes the mode of dressing..just like the egyptian army wore skirts
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Delafruita: what was the mode of dressing for men in those days?

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The mode of dressing those days should be the one the 12 used...Men clothing..Thank you
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dtemidare: you must be one of those paid boko haram guys abi. do you no zone 8 in lokoja and natako. i have just called my friend there she said there was no such bomb blast. please produce your source. fake guy. i guess you have a dwarfed joy stick, i believe its affecting your ears and your eyes too. mchew. RADIO Without Battery.

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Bros abeg pardon dey guy,no vekxs dey guy has since ran out of Lokoja oo, cos his name is everywhere...dint you notice he never logged in to appplogise for the derailing, slandrous, misleading/misguided fake news he gave

Ajibel: Chai,, my dad wire me with koboko dis afternoon, the first time in 6 years...worlahi,i feel like a mad man now

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Eyaah, sorie bro...dey tin pain u, dem say kane no dey pain again o , cos i no remember wen dem flog me last again o