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oluwacjay: SHARRAP! Only a gay dude or low esteemed nigga has a chic as his bestie. By d way ow old is d dude! Stay der & be stuck in FRIEND ZONE, while some oda guy isn't livin nxt door 2 Alice.

STFU!!! See ur mouth like low self-esteemed guy, did he tell u he wants to date d Gal? Hw den can he be friend Zoned wen he isn't even sexuslly interested; U believe D only kind of relationship a male n female that aint related can hv mst be the romantic attraction kind... SMH for sm peepz, MY BFF is a GUY, N no we re not attracted to Each other, he has his Babe n I Hv my guy... N u Mr do not have Half d self-Esteem he possess... Idiots evrywhere making silly assumptions; If u havnt experienced sth, pls do not comment wen its being talked abt

Shegman22: My kip tellin me dt i will be notified when BlackBerry Beta Zone becomes available in your country. Pls help me oooo

coolest01: I clicked new user but it keeps telling me it's not available in my zone

[quote author=Shegman22]I think u guys are Using other Browsers, start afresh Using ur BB native browser, dt Way Ur IP won't be detected

Serendipity: Let me hear that I can never hit a woman no matter the scenario. What if you are returning home with your mother and a teenage girl insults her, will you cook indomie for her? Nonsense.
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I woozed one slap the other time for dumping refuse in front of our compound and refusing to dispose it when my mother as her to. And she took it immediately.
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I almost kiiledthe youngest of my sisters when she was younger because of her contumacity, now I don't because she knows better and behave accordingly.
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Women will always advocate the don't hit a woman crap, of course they want a woman wrapper that will be licking their foot and they will be ordering him around.

U almost killed ur Youngest sister n ur parents were watching u n did not teach u a lesson u will never forget never to raise ur hand on any Woman talkless ur own sister... NAWA oo, no wonder u Consider it just wat Women advocate... U better Refine ONly weak Men beat up women (of course u can teach lil girls a lesson in manners buh u flog them as they re kids)

Becos dia is Gidi Gidi everywhere in lagos; Gidi - too much hustle, Las- city. =Las Gidi - the city of plenty hustling. Gerrit?

AKUKO UWA

They better not call off any stryk until they hv Collected all d money wey dem suppose collect oo 87B allowances + 500B infrastructure, I hv sacrificed dis 3 months nd I'm willing to sacrifice more buh they shld nt come back n tell me they re calling off d stryk cos they hv reached an implementation agreement... IT better be ACTUALLY IMPLEMENTED OR ELSE...

kofsy: Wow! Thanks so much darling ({}) :* ... This is the kind of comment I've been looking out for. You truly understand my stance. In fact I'm surprise that most guys here are saying I should dump him, when in truth most of them are pathological cheats.
On how to deal with him, nothing is too much dear! I've been praying for him but I also intend to do something I know would pain him(not cheat o) when all this is all over... However, we learn everyday, and who knows if my plan is not the best. Pls I'd like to know how to deal with him... I'm trying my best to be a good fiancee to him... But may be there's something I'm not doing, pls let me know. You can send me a PM. Thanks swit

UW dear

@OP I'd Advice U not to do anything to d girl as any form of revenge U choose to take against her will draw ur fiancee closer towrds her if he finds out, that will make her the Victim being persecuted by the Jeloc fiancee, Ur fiance will nw see u as wicked n capable of deep Evil n Might RUN

But if u must Absolutely take Revenge cos some girls truly need to b taught a lesson; then I suggest u find out if she is in any relationship, If she is then pay her back wit her own coin, Don't carry d act out yaself oo, Arrange 4 a babe. To brk up watever she has going on... Be discreet abt it. If she doesn't hv any Relationship for nw, then Bid urr tym... She'll Soon B engaged or married, then u hv ur opportunity. In d Mean time, kip an Eye on d situation cos she is truly out for yur man

As for ur Fiance, I'm sure u re Wise Enuf not to listen to d chorus of d pple singing d Break-Up hymn... D fact is dt 90% of Nig Men cheat @ one point or anoda weda its marrg or ordinary Relationship, Leaving this one does nt guarantee d one u'll Eventually End up wit won't cheat though he dint cheat B4 marrg. Don't Make d mistake of listenin to pple who their Men hv cheated on ova n ova again but they re still stuck with them, Bsyds its a one off thing, he is nt in luv wit d girl neither is he a regular cheat... I'd tell u how to deal wit him but u said u'd already fashioned out wat to do

Remember Marriage is No Childs play... BE SURE

lastpage: This has nothing to do with poverty as most people have been saying!
*How can someone on two weeks prison remand ...DIES FROM "PROTRACTED ILLNESS"? How long is "protracted" for gawd sake?

*He was arrested for flouting environmental, right? How is someone with a "protracted illness" walking around on the day of Environmental?

*He had a phone number with the prison authorities, HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO PLACE A CALL TO HIS FAMILY THAT HE IS DEAD? MTN = #6!

*Why the rush to bury him if "cause of death" has not been established? TO WHOSE BENEFIT IS THAT RUSH?

This is simply a case of "man's inhumanity to a fellow man".

Even though they say "the law is an a/ss", l think the judges themselves represent the poo-hole of that a/ss!
Cant there be a better way, like "installmental payments" to get people convicted on such "non-serious crimes" to pay the penalty?

In advanced climes, you dont have to pay a fine immediately .... you are given time to get the money as the Judge would set a date for you, based on your source of income.
See how this Judge just allowed a man's life, a father of six..... to be wasted for nothing!

Nigerian Judges are just stewpid and idiotic. They are as corrupt as the Politicians, if not even more.

I implore the family to institute a proper investigation (l have a feeling our corrupt system would not yield any result!) ... and sue the "Prisons" and seek compensation ...at least to help his children.

Jeez, these people suck at times!

Lastpage!

Y are u bashing D judges? They gave the man an option of fine, He choose to stay 2 weeks in prison, If he had choosen Fine, I'm sure he'll b given @least some days to pay D fine, If because of lack of money he choose d sentence, Then its still a matter of poverty... I mean 5k isn't much ... Please Leave D judges Out of this

There is truly more to the story than meets the Eye, in just 2 weeks his illness became protracted n lead to death. What the nature of this illness? Unfortunately if d man didn't have 5k to pay, his pple sure don't have enough Money to investigate ddis matter to its roots or institute any action against D Corrupt warders

Love
Youth N Money

I Really Do pity Techno Users, they try Soooo hard to convince others that they re wasting money one begins to Wonder?... U don't see Appple, Samsung or BB users making such Noise Ever
Its lyk Cos d Phone is Cheap they really HV to prove it blongs to others Or is all this Noise because is mostly Kids that Use it...

Well Coins do make noise, Notes Don't

Only thing I can't tolerate is d OP tellin me. Wat To n wat not to tolerate

Ban is Useless maka ife bala aba abago

Lagusta: what do u call class

where are all these children coming from

so to you, using a tecno phone spells poverty abi

abeg, your mommy's calling you

Una no sabi understand abi wetin? Who talked Abt using a techno Phone being a sign of poverty ... Pls Read d post that I replied to n Read Mine again U'll Understand

Koolmexxi: So na poverty make ppl dey eat for mama put abi? Now dat's poverty speaking.

NO it is Excess Money! Mtcheew ... N sorry to say U hv a comprehension problem, my post never Implied what U wrote ... Pls Read Again

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The code is C00082E38 or type in the search bar CHELSEA FC FAN CLUB

Thanks dear, Not a chelsea fan buh at least I can get to Yab u guys

What an interesting thread! Dis space is Booked, comin to comment later

Please House anybody who knows any interesting Nigerian or other channels, Shld drop the pin for Others to join... Been using it for days nw bt d channels I'm on are kinda dry, hv an interesting few tho

Lanre4sure: a lil help on using proxy servers and changing ip's.I'm so used to opera n ucweb.using my bb native browser feels strange.openin ninjaproxy just displays some blackboxes and scattered symbols.help!!!!!!!!

if u hvnt downloaded it nw; U shld jst use d native browser and forget opening d ninja proxy at all. If u re using ur native browser no need to change any Ip adress or stuff, dd process wld go straight, wldnt show u "d app is not yet available in ur country"

fasho01: Na wa ooo

But what's the point if the place is as wide as a well Except the guy is a Learner

cris26: How can a lady claim to be a virgin with the fake hymen when her cunt is a s wide as a bowl."Na only mumu man they go deceive sha".

fasho01: Na wa ooo

But what's the point if the place is as wide as a well Except the guy is a Learner

u guys re very funny n probably learners
1. U tighten d punnanni with alum mixed wit hot water, or u use other vagina tightening soaps, these ones full mkt nw n hv always been used by intending brides to kip d place tighter, then
2. U insert d fake hymen into d already very tight vagina and gbam u re as gud as new; u only hv to fake d discomfort n pain dt comes frm initial sex, buh then u guys already know we can fake most tinz in bed from orgasm to imaginary pains...

Dis method hs bn around for quite smtym but 9-15k d artficial hymen hs really bcome cheap hence rampant n public knowlegde

femi4: use your bb browser and pls don't download the version here, its old. After registering, download the latest bbm channels and the corresponding key will be sent to you

thanks hv downloaded it

Pls oo how do I change my IP using Ninjaproxy, I'm stuck there dunno wat to do

cos d shirt. Ws for 97,000/2 =48.5k, so if u give them 1k each, then is = 49.5k each, 49.5 + 49.5 =99k + ur 1k =100k, though u borrowed 100kintotal, d money u borrowed for d shirt =97k, wch kips d contribution frm each parent @48,5, or 49dad, n 48mum respectively, so if u add 1k to 49dad=50k, n if u add 1k to 48mum= 49, + ur own 1k =50.

Na here all of una dey? @Op WE all know these re d signs of d End TYms... I pray ur ministry moves to d permanent site (FP)... AMIIOO

Hmmm oh babe as u fine so for ur prof pix u dey feel inferior say one riff raff call u wowo, wetin me wey WOWO true true go come do?... Abeg oo, u fine joor buh wetin dem dey carry beauty do sef, in dis age of make-up? ALL NA PACKAGING, PACKAGE URSELF WELLA n d kain attention wey u go get frm guys u go cm nairaland begin dey complain of SUPERIORITY COMPLEX

N some will say d END TIME TINZ is just a joke...

@OP no vexoo bt END TIME RELATIONSHIPS... Na xo E dey b

rigormortis: stewpeed be-ach, fvkc one last and divorce her

agwa m gi kwusi icha anya ahu I na acha mana I geghi nti, u see ur life nw...

@OP stop eating her food ke? Hunger neva wire u bt anyway judgin frm ur wife's personality she is d kind dt will cry n begin to beg u... Anyways in doing that u'll b doin more harm than Good as she'll believe ur EX hs given u sth to eat that u re nw rejecting her own food.
U hv to carry ur own cross for having a baby out of wedlock, U hv to love her like that n keep assuring her of ur love n faithfulness until 3/4 yrs time wen ur Son is mature enuf to come live with u. Den she won't worry no more abt d baby mama n anything she is cookin up to seduce u back(cos dts her state of mind nw).

PS:IF u resort to any unloving Act towards her to solve dis prob, den trust me it'll escalate more than u'll ever imagine, she'll transfer watever hate u show her towards ur son n nt just d baby mama dis tym.

OH LORD! My request is not as plenty as that of my sistas here, I jus want A BILLIONAIRE as a husband, dt is d only thing I ask of U, one who will make me a signatory to his accounts... As d END TIMES are near, may I attend Events wit likes of Dangote's Otedola's n Adenuga's... In places lyk Dubai n Miami in my private jets n yatchs B4 d world finally comes to an End...Lord pls answer my prayers... AMEN