₦airaland Forum

*NIGERIANS WILL NEVER FORGET THESE QUOTES:*
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*"A serious government will fix power problem in six months." - Babatunde Raji Fashola (November 12, 2014)*
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*"Stone us [APC] if we do not perform after two years." - Tony Momoh ( April 3, 2016, The Guardian)*
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*"The only way to have stable electricity is to vote out PDP." - Babatunde Raji Fashola (July 12, 2014, The Nation)*
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*"We seriously frown at President Goodluck Jonathan, over the unceremonious removal of the Group Managing Director of NNPC, Mr Andrew Yakubu." -(APC, August 4, 2014, Channels TV)*
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*"It's Time To Restructure Nigeria: The present situation of things where all component units get monthly allocation from the Federal Government only makes the states lazy and unproductive." - Nasiru El-Rufai (August 2010)*
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*"Jonathan should resign if he has no solution to the violence being unleashed on some parts of the country." - Nasiru El-Rufai (August 2012)*
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*"The only solution to the present political uncertainty in the country is for the National Assembly to set machineries in motion for the impeachment of ailing President Umaru Musa Yar'Adua." - Muhammadu Buhari (March 10, 2010, Sun Newspapers)*
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*"Waste: Let me give an instance, presently, there are more than 6 aircraft in the presidential fleet. What do you call that? "Billions of naira is budgeted every year for the maintenance of these aircraft not to talk of operational cost and other expenses." - Muhammadu Buhari (February 2015, Nigerians in UK)*
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*"We intend for instance, to bring back our National carrier, the Nigerian Airways. We shall do this by bringing all the aircraft in the presidential fleet into the Nigerian airway and within a year increase the fleet into about 20." -Muhammadu Buhari (February 2015, Nigerians in UK)*
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*"Why do I need to embark on a foreign trip as a president with a huge crowd with public funds?*
*"Why do I need to go for foreign medical trip if we cannot make our hospital functional?" - Muhammadu Buhari (February 2015, Nigerians in UK)*
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*"Why is the nation?s currency, the Naira, now trading for N180 per Dollar, while the South African Rand is trading at R11 to one United States Dollar?" - Babatunde Raji Fashola (Dec 26, 2014, The Nation)*
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*"Give Nigerians a daily update on the health of President Umaru Yar'Adua to stem the growing rumours surrounding his state of health." - Lai Mohammed (December 21, 2009, The Nation)*
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*"Amaechi is not only clean but a tool to free Nigeria from the corruption imposed on us by those who hate our nation." - APC (October 24, 2016, Vanguard)*
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*"The recent proscription of Boko Haram and Ansaru violates the Constitution." - Lai Mohammed (June 10, 2013, The Nation*

Be careful of what you say today because of tomorrow

Who arrested the uncivilized Buhari and his cohorts when
they protested against Former President Goodluck Jonathan?
Olodo president Buhari, stop disgracing yourself. Command
your dss mad dogs and coconut head policemen to release
Mr. Sowore. Eyin omo Oduduwa, ejo e gba omo yin ku ro
lowo ogbeni odale alaini lakaye Aso villa

FRAUD Graduated. - Buhari's Certificate. - Chidi Cali
In 2015, Buhari's Bogus Certificate he Claimed to have a
Credit (C5) in History.
In 2019, WAEC upgraded him in the Attested Document to
A3.
Same Exams, Same Subject, Same Candidate and Same
Year.
Their Lies Have Expired. - Chidi Cali

Under a PDP FG, former Governor of Bayelsa State, Timipre
Sylva, was charged to court for alleged N19bn fraud, 48
houses were seized by the EFCC.
Under the APC FG, the 48 houses were returned to Sylva and
the charges against him dropped.
Today, Timipre Sylva has been nominated as Minister and
eventually, he will sit in the same Federal Executive Council
(FEC) with Festus Keyamo, the lawyer hired by the EFCC to
prosecute him. They will even throw banter.
Buhari is indeed fighting 'kwarruption'!

The New British Prime Minister, Boris Johnson’s
Motorcade Blocked by Environmental Activists hours after
assuming office.
No Live Bullet Was used on the Protesters

The New British Prime Minister, Boris Johnson’s
Motorcade Blocked by Environmental Activists hours after
assuming office.
No Live Bullet Was used on the Protesters

Good for her.....

In other news:

The New British Prime Minister, Boris Johnson’s
Motorcade Blocked by Environmental Activists hours after
assuming office.
No Live Bullet Was used on the Protesters

[quote author= post=80597743]So we have no database for All statutory marriages conducted in Nigeria prior now?!
Ordinary database?
See Giant of Africa o!
The evil and corrupt politicians only interest was to steal, raped and stole our National treasury for 16 years.
May they will never end well in life.[/quote]You no well. something is definitely wrong with you. Wasn't your llord and saviour a former president. You really no well.

[quote author= post=80597743]So we have no database for All statutory marriages conducted in Nigeria prior now?!
Ordinary database?
See Giant of Africa o!
The evil and corrupt politicians only interest was to steal, raped and stole our National treasury for 16 years.
May they will never end well in life.[/quote]You no well. something is definitely wrong with you.

The north brought in BOKO HARAM TERRORIST, KILLER HERDSMEN BANDITERRORISTS, SHIA/SUNNI WAR and worst of all BUHARI. What have we done to deserve this?

The Central Bank of Nigeria granted Jaiz Bank a
national license to operate ISLAMIC INTEREST-
FREE BANKING and now another Islamic Bank TAJ BANK in all the 36 states of the Federation.
The Sultan of Sokoto, who is the head of all Muslims
in Nigeria, has warned that being an islamic bank
"whatever Jaiz does must conform with the rules
and regulations of Islam"
Jaiz has also set up Takaful islamic insurance.
Brethren, the game plan is this: the islamic religion
wants to control the economy, but wants to do it in
a subtle 'legal way'.
He who controls the economic power controls all.
Remember that the richest man in the whole of
Africa is Aliko Dangote. He controls 54% of the
nation's industries not only in Nigeria but in other
parts of Africa.
You don't want to pray now, right?
Very soon you or your sister will be looking for jobs
at Jaiz Bank or Jaiz Insurance and you'll be asked
as part of the conditions of service to wear hijab to
work. You will be compelled to pray 5 times a day
becos they will compel all workers to pray their
prayers. Don't forget that they will ask you to work
on Sundays and of course, they will give you
fantastic pay until they finally buy your souls over to
islam.
If you're already married, your kids will be forced to
attend their Islamic schools because they would
have attached your job incentives to it as part of the
conditions of service.
Soldiers of the Cross, why won't you arise in the
place of prayers that God should thwart the
counsels of the ungodly? Why won't you mourn like
Modeciah, Esther and the Jews in a time like this?
The end is near, if the horror does not fully happen
in your days, how about in the days of your kids?
Oh, brethren, it is time to arise and pray as never
before.

Please share.

This afternoon India launched Chandrayaan-2 mission that headed to the moon. In Abuja, the National Assembly are begging the President to submit his Cabinet nominees several months after his re- election.

BREAKING News!!!
Miyetti Allah & Fulani Herdsmen Has Taken Over Vigilante
Operations In Yorubaland. - Chidi Cali
This is Kayode Ajulo, a barrister and solicitor of the Supreme
Court Of Nigeria states his encounter with Fulani Vigilante
group on his way returning from Akure yesterday 4pm.
Ajulo said that terrorists were already mounting the highways
with guns and openly doing "security work”. They have direct
phone lines with the neighboring police stations confirming
they are legit. Some of the Herdsmen Vigilante are wearing
various Nigerian security outfits.
This confirmed the police announcement in June that they will
collaborate with Fulani Herdsmen to bring back peace in the
country.
Nigerians were also shocked when the Miyetti Allah
announced too that they will be setting up Vigilante group
across the country.
As it stands, these vigilante groups has been operating
secretly all over the country and the Miyetti Allah’s
announcement was a mere formality.

Reno Omokri wrote:
General Buhari and Pastor Osinbajo LIED to you that former
President Jonathan did not care about you. Yet, Jonathan built
12 new universities and 165 almajiri schools. ALL Jonathan’s
children schooled in Nigeria while he was President. But see
the children of those who lied against him. The worst thing is
that they have not built even ONE SCHOOL for Nigerians
# FreeLeahSharibu # RenosDarts

I am a VORACIOUS CONSUMER of international news. I do every minute. From France to Hong Kong; from Liberia to South Africa; from Greece to Peru; from Ethiopia to Iraq (yes, Iraq), I see POPULARLY ELECTED leaders facing SERIOUS PROTESTS from SAME people who elected them a couple of years before. The leader of Hong Kong, Carrie Lam, is facing a battle of her life over proposed extradition laws which the parliament had hurriedly withdrawn. Emmanuel Macron was nearly done in by the Yellow Vest protesters. In Liberia, Weah is facing tough battle from same young Liberians that elected him. The South African President, Cyril Ramaphosa, was on Friday indicted by the state financial investigation body. Same people who once venerated President Bouteflika of Algeria later asked for his head. I can go on. Here in Nigeria, some IDIOTS (no apologies for that word) believe that since you voted for a President four years ago, it is your sacred duty to keep defending nonsense and inanities. Even if the country is being torn into pieces under their man, it does NOT matter. Theirs is to put forward arguments even a five year-old should not put forward. You listen to them and you feel like slapping them. Bunch of low minds...

"In Imo State, meanwhile, the work of a 7-person Financial Advisory Team has got underway, led by Dr. Abraham Nwankwo, former Director-General of Nigeria's Debt Management Office (DMO). Some of the stuff coming out is beyond mind-boggling Under @realRochas as Governor, Imo State had over 260 accounts with various financial institutions. It appears that the Governor was himself sole signatory quite a good number of these accounts. The public servants in the state knew & said nothing. Under @realRochas all the State Universal Basic Education (SUBEB) contracts in the state were awarded to one single contractor. In all over N3.67 billion worth of contracts went to this 1 contractor who was the Governor's front. Meanwhile the Governor was touting "FreeEducation" As Governor, @realRochas created 31 Ministries, including one for "Happiness & Couple Fulfilment", with over 39 permanent Secretaries & an unknown number of advisers. @EmekaIhedioha as Governor has decided to prune the Ministries to no more than 17. Over a period of 8 years, it's an understatement to say # RealRoachas stole Imo State dry & laid the state desolate. Turning around the state from his reign of pillage & plunder will require a lot of work & may be a bit of a miracle. SMMEs like @PMTNigeria will be needed to do it. In his last year in office, it appears, @realRoachas had released to or for him in cash from the coffers of Imo state, something in the region of some N119bn (one hundred & nineteen billion Naira). All official cars in the state were stolen or looted; the Govt house was plundered As we speak, Imo State's @EmekaIhedioha has to operate from his private home; all senior state officials have to work from their private premises & use their private cars for official work. It's impossible to describe in words the damage @realRochas did. It's unspeakable crime." Chidi Odinkalu

"If you start war again in Nigeria, we'll join Biafrans and destroy you finally." ~~~ YORUBA GROUP WARNS NORTHERN LEADERS ME: Point of correction to the Yoruba group! BIAFRANS WILL NOT JOIN YOU TO FIGHT THE NORTH! If you want to fight the North, fight them on your own! Just so you know... 1. Whilst you fight the North, Biafrans will act like nothing is happening and will be sending their children to schools in the U.K & U.S just like you did between 1966 & 1969 that Biafrans faced a genocide. 2. Whilst you fight the North, Biafrans will be developing Igboland and act like nothing is happening just like you did between 1966 & 1969 that Biafrans lost everything they worked for. 3. Whilst you fight the North, Biafrans will be watching the war like an action movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger & Sylvester Stallone when they were in their prime, just like you did between 1966 & 1969 that Biafrans were being vanquished and their children starved to death via a devilish policy spearheaded by your political progenitor known as Chief Obafemi Awolowo. Do you want me to continue? Or you think we've forgotten? Just recently when Biafrans were helplessly forced to watch the dance of a killer-python in their land, did you speak up for them? Was it not the same issue you speak against, that those Biafran youths spoke up against and died for it? And you laughed, mocked, and spat on their shallow graves & decaying bodies whilst calling them "Biafra". Why do you now want support from "Biafra"? Yoruba group PLEASE leave BIAFRANS out of your fight with the North. Don't mention "BIAFRANS" in your habitual noise of a toothless bulldog anymore! Unu gaa chịrị ákwá unu ebe unu sara ahụ́ ! IBERIBE parakwa unu ebe ahụ̀ !

Be Vigilant, Buhari has changed RUGA to National
Livestock Transformation Programme. Still the same
project with a different name.
Nobody should be deceived. The Fulani agenda is REAL

CanadaOrBust:
NwaAmaikpe was a buffoon who always posted inappropriate nonsense. I hope he stays banned forever

The truth is we all miss NwaAmaikpe....Where is he?

David Shuaibu It's actually PDP members that have dumped party lines to say the truth. We all know if Woman beater Senator. Elisha were to be an APC Senator, this is what APC members would've said below..... ****** "We don't know the video technology that was used by the intimacy gadget shop to embarass our senator" -- Buhari *****"This is clearly a PDP script playing out" -- Lai Mohamed *****"The girl in question was hired by Abubakar Atiku to implicate our member and the APC" -- Keyamo *****"The Girl is a member of IPOB and an enemy of the state" -- Tinubu

And the Qur'an is dipped in the ocean as promised as Eze-
Ndigbo Lagos was dissolved and Sarkin Fulani was elevated
to first class Community Ruler of Lagos with Palace Guards
assigned to him !

Buhari is building refinery in the north for oil in the south, then RUGA in South for cows in the North.
The worst president ever to occupy Aso Rock.

ramdris:
So ECO to Dollar exchange rate will be?

1 EcoCoin = 0.143897 US Dollar (USD)
Date (today): 30. June 2019 09:30 AM (GMT)

Paul Biya lives in a hotel in Switzerland..
He literally lives there...
Cameroon citizens in Geneva decided to March on the
Hotel...and Swiss Police tear gassed and used water cannons
on them...just like in Birmingham during the civil rights.
The same Swiss will preach transparency and Anticorruption.

Africa needs leaders not rulers. Oh God help Africa from neocolonialism and puppets....

Since Buhari came on board, we have been discussing cows, fulani herdsmen, grazing colonies, rights of way for cattle, banditry and now, Ruga settlements. When shall we discuss physical developments, technological innovations, booming economy?

Since Buhari came on board, we have been discussing cows, fulani herdsmen, grazing colonies, rights of way for cattle, banditry and now, Ruga settlements. When shall we discuss physical developments, technological innovations, booming economy?
RUGA or Fulani settlements will have the following structures built and paid for by the federal govt: 1. Schools 2. Health centers 3. Markets 4. Police post 5. Mosques 6. Veterinary centers 7. Road networks 8. Light 9. Emirs' palace 10. Polling units 11. In the future it will become a council authority

einsteine:
Most?
The way some of you use English is appalling.

Attention seeker...

A country led by illiterate....

Criticaltemp:
Life is sweet when u r rich.. Forget all those ndi chosen with uniform making life look like mastery

Most of ndi chosen are billionaires. I can attest to that.

Perspectives...

Both are drones....

Both operated by military....

Both cost $....

Both are deployed fighting terror.....

You can draw the same perspective with roads.

The US interstate highway is an expressway

The Kaduna to Abuja highway is an expressway

etc etc

We can continue....

John Hopkins is a hospital

LASU is a hospital....

I continue...

Harvard is a University

UNN is a University

The same way that Nigerian Army drone is fighting kidnapping is how University of Nigeria Nsukka is creating quality graduates..

Dont laugh at the Nigerian Army

This has to he the funniest yet saddest tweet I have come
across.
$1b Security special withdrawal to buy a drone from
Walmart...