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PoliticsRe: We Will Respond Assertively Against Canada For Denying Visa To CDS - Matawalle by ChrisHandsome999(m): 6:46am On Feb 15, 2025
Who be dis werey 😂
CoronaVirusPro:
Way to go!

Morafvckers can’t just fvck around without finding out!

If not modern times, the Nigerian Armed Forces would have fvckin invaded Canada, not even now that they are not in good terms with their fvckin big brother US.

What a fvckin insult! Canada of all countries! Morafvckers feel because they share boarders with US, they can give fvcks to their big brothers at the other side.

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PoliticsRe: Our Lives Matter', Northern Youths Protest Against Widespread Insecurity.(video) by ChrisHandsome999(m): 7:21pm On Dec 10, 2021
SadiqBabaSani:
These re Christians, Protest is Haram in Islam even if they re slitting yr throat
They don't protest, they revolt rather.
RomanceRe: I Find It Hard To Leave My Cheating Girlfriend, Help by ChrisHandsome999(m): 5:23pm On Nov 28, 2020
bouncin04:
Please advice needed ..

I find it hard to leave my cheating girlfriend, upon say na me dey spend o ... wen we quarrel na me go still beg, upon say no be me Bleep up .

I've read books on red pills and tried being an alpha Male all to no avail, this has bin going on for like 3 years now ..

Advise me on this simping, real niggars in the house . Just want to get my life back to normal cry
my brother that's my present problem right now too o, the gul is a bloody cheater, if you see how this girl the take introduce me for people ehh, u go think say another man never ever see her neckedness before, she come make me to dey fear women generally now.
HealthRe: 15 Countries With No Confirmed COVID-19 Cases by ChrisHandsome999(m): 11:18am On Apr 25, 2020
And there's no African countries among... to let us know the level of black man ignorance and stupidity

Car TalkRe: Radiator Problems On 2006 Honda Accord !!! by ChrisHandsome999(m): 5:52pm On Sep 27, 2019
my brother honestly that's the most useless car in naija aswear
CelebritiesRe: Meet Adepeju Olukokun 'Kokun Foundation' Who Feeds Nigerians On The Streets by ChrisHandsome999(m): 6:03pm On Aug 04, 2019
Officialgarri:
Uselessness and eyeservice.

Kokun and his kind would never render help except there's certainty that cameras are all around.

If you doubt me, try sending him a private message of your problems with convincing proof, let's see if he would reply you.
I have never requested a help from him, but I know of someone who did.
I was forced to make a comment on his page of his attitude, and these guy sent me a DM telling me...

" Nigga, what's all these shit"..... . I ignored all his messages too undecided

What 'giving' means to these people is not selflessness, it's a job.


The moment I let you know what I did off-camera, then I'm no different from people like Kokun that show on camera

Even my religion does not permit my left hand to know what favor I did with my right hand.
If Jesus, everything he did was written down for us to come and knw of his kind gestures.. and u r here running your mouth against a man did nothing wrong but to feed the poor. I wish this was us in real life. mumu!!

CrimeRe: Three FUTO students found dead in hostel, one unconscious after Drug overdose by ChrisHandsome999(m): 6:11pm On Apr 03, 2019
Trizzi:
Three students of the Federal University of Technology, Owerri, (FUTO) were found dead at at a hostel on Tuesday, after an alleged drug orgy. The fourth student, a female, is reportedly currently unconscious at the Federal Medical Centre, FMC, Owerri.

According to reports, the four students were found onTuesday at Sunshine Castle Hostel, Umuchima at ihiagwa Community, Owerri North LGA, Imo state. They had been reportedly taking a mixture of tramadol, codeine, vodka and India hemp.

Two reportedly died instantly whle the only lady amongst them and another male student were found unconcious and immediately moved to Federal Medical Centre Owerri and placed on life support there. The male student later died at the hospital, leaving only the lady unconscious.

Reports claim all four of them were found naked, one was with a bathing soap in his hand, the other lying on top of the lady. The room was filled with bottles of codeine, packets of tramadol, India hemp and vodka and other drugs.

Police men arrived at the hotel on Wednesday morning to take away the dead bodies and also arrest the lodge caretaker. Currently most occupants of the lodge have vacated the premises for fear of being arrested.

Source: https://www.mediahelm.com.ng/2019/04/three-futo-students-found-dead-in.htm
nothing person no go carry eye see for naija

PoliticsRe: Presidency Offers To Give Atiku Phone Number Of Buhari by ChrisHandsome999(m): 7:47pm On Feb 26, 2019
Some are cut out for the suffering and do not care about it. The North never told us they do not like suffering and poverty.

All they want is power. I spoke to a Hausa Fulani friend of mine last night who spoke what he described as some truths to me.

He said you Igbos have commerce and industry. Your people travel all over the world, many send money back to their parents and their communities, from their diasporan jobs.

The South West has commerce also, education, thriving airports and Seaports.

The Middle belt has agriculture and Food, and we accommodate them by giving them jobs.

So we must leave power to them in the North. That Power, is all they have to survive on. That whether you guys leave power for us or not, we have designed a foolproof means to take power and hold on to it till 2031. He said that power to the North is not a desire or want, but a genuine need for the survival of the Northerner. That in the next 48hrs, I will see what will happen, and how easily Buhari will be declared winner. I said impossible. He said just watch.

He told me that the North suffered while Obasanjo and Jonathan were in power. He said OBJ retired all their Generals. OBJ gave the ministry of Finance to a Southerner for the first time, that Jonathan did same. That if not for El Rufai and Ribadu putting their foot down in 2007, that Obasanjo was almost going to hand power over to a Southerner in the name of Peter Odili. He said that that singular move by El Rufai and Ribadu will make one of them President after Buhari in 2023.

He said the North will never go back to playing second fiddle. Their experience from 1999 to 2015 is not one they will forget in a while. That the North loves Buhari, because he gives all his appointments to Northerners. That whenever a northerner is in charge of a sector, they recruit and promote northerners, and it's effects last for more than 20yrs, and help their people survive, which is why they love and admire Buhari's approach to appointments.

He went on to say that Atiku is from an unrecognized Adamawa State and is almost a Kanuri. That him and his restructuring agenda will never be allowed to rule. That he knows it, and all the North know it, which is why the elections in the North are peaceful and there is no fighting, thuggery and killing. That the North know that Atiku's policies will advance the South and send the North into deep poverty, not on purpose, but by sharing the power, so they will not let him on board. That PDP shot themselves in the foot by choosing Atiku. A man from the Northwest, Tambuwal or Kwankwaso would have done it, and kept power in the North for them, but Atiku is far too exposed.

He even went as far as telling me that the south should forget 2023, and 2027. That the North have agreed that the south will not have power again till 2031, at the earliest and so it shall be. By which time they will have Fulani emirates in cattle colonies in Ebonyi, Oyo and Edo State, whether we like it or not.
SportsRe: Taxi Ploughs Into World Cup Fans In Russia, Many Injured(Photos) by ChrisHandsome999(m): 8:17pm On Jun 16, 2018
resurgent2019:
Is the driver of the taxi is Muslim? angry

Very important please.
see guy you better stop this kind nonsense grammar..

WebmastersRe: Facebook To Add Dating Service - Mark Zuckerberg by ChrisHandsome999(m): 10:53pm On May 01, 2018
The snake represents scammers, while the fish represents the Mumu bookers that shall fall victim. ���

TravelRe: Flood At Murtala Mohammed International Airport, Lagos Lobby During Rainfall by ChrisHandsome999(m): 6:33pm On Jul 03, 2017
HolyCraig:
"Nigeria".. something we should just sell on OLX
grin grin grin
RomanceRe: I Love My Girlfriend But Another Lady Is Four Months Pregnant With My Baby by ChrisHandsome999(m): 10:27pm On Jan 30, 2017
i wonder why foolish questions keep reoccurring where ever i enter to today..that's the same question an old friend of mine asked me today evening.Wen the gul in question is the person feeding the idiot and they even have a son;and now she is in love with Tinna in the choir.Foolish people.
RomanceRe: What Lesson Did Your Last Relationship Teach You? by ChrisHandsome999(m): 11:13pm On Dec 13, 2016
never date a woman because of their class.majority of the rich Nigerian guls are just too rude and proud.
PoliticsRe: Governor Ayade Pays December Salary by ChrisHandsome999(m): 7:00pm On Dec 02, 2016
And somebody who is not based here in Calabar might think that the man is really good dude..that's why i hate social media at times.They will see a demon and call it an angel.Ayade has been a terrible nightmare to us all in Calabar.The man needs to be watched very closely,if not like people would start to commit suicide due to hardship.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by ChrisHandsome999(m): 8:46pm On Nov 18, 2016
mine was when i was caught in the other room with my ogas only daughter..omo see punchings.

SportsRe: Super Falcons Releases New Team Photos Ahead #AWCON2016 by ChrisHandsome999(m): 8:26pm On Nov 18, 2016
Nnew:
Igbos Are Indeed doing Great and Representing in All Ramifications
afonjas won't sleep tonight
are you for real?

PoliticsRe: We Will Strengthen Maritime Security - President Buhari by ChrisHandsome999(m): 6:25pm On Nov 10, 2016
GudluckIBB:
Baba knows Akete is a looser already, that is why he decided to stay in Abuja to perform his duties

Let Oyegun carry his cross.
bro u bad mouth o..

PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Caught Trying To Withdraw $5mill From Her Frozen Account by ChrisHandsome999(m): 9:05pm On Nov 06, 2016
and his husband be like...

CelebritiesRe: Freeze Reacts To Oyedepo And Critics Of Covenant University's Fee by ChrisHandsome999(m): 9:31pm On Nov 05, 2016
For there shall rise falls christs,and falls prophets,and shall shew great signs and wonders,insomuch that if it were possible,they shall deceive even the very ELECT! Mathew24:24

CelebritiesRe: Freeze Reacts To Oyedepo And Critics Of Covenant University's Fee by ChrisHandsome999(m): 9:02pm On Nov 05, 2016
For there shall rise falls christs,and falls prophets,and shall shew great signs and wonders;insomuch that, if it were possible,they shall deceive even the very ELECT!.. Matthew 24:24

RomanceRe: "I Gave Him All My Heart And He Did This To Me" -Heartbroken Lady Laments. PICS by ChrisHandsome999(m): 10:34pm On Nov 03, 2016
PrettyCrystal:
see this one oo....
can you imagine this nonsense..she even looks like..

CrimeRe: Men Steal Two Bicycles Worth N3m In Lagos, Sell One For N10,000 (Photo) by ChrisHandsome999(m): 11:25pm On Nov 01, 2016
HarkymTheOracle:
Make i see those bicycles wey worth 1.1m and 1.9m respectively...
the OP na Lai Muhammed brother..

PoliticsRe: Okorocha Prepares Imo For Christmas (photos) by ChrisHandsome999(m): 10:25pm On Dec 19, 2015
And yet workers are not being paid.. undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Who Owns The Goat? by ChrisHandsome999(m): 10:01pm On Dec 12, 2015
PLANETMARS:
Endtime goats

RomanceRe: Guys: How To Protect Yourself From False Rape Accusations. by ChrisHandsome999(m): 9:13pm On Dec 03, 2015
what's the title of ur book bro? ;Dwhat's the title of ur book bro?
Car TalkRe: A Horrific Accident On Badagry Expressway Today (Graphic Photos) by ChrisHandsome999(m): 9:02pm On Dec 03, 2015
Terrible!!
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage: My Husband Doesn’t Want People To See Our Baby by ChrisHandsome999(m): 1:35pm On Dec 03, 2015
phrancys001:
Their baby,their decision.
no mind them undecided
phrancys001:
Their baby,their decision.
no mind them
PoliticsRe: Buhari Arrives Abuja After Participating In UN Climate Change Meeting by ChrisHandsome999(m): 9:29pm On Dec 01, 2015
we are strongly behind u dawarah man..

PoliticsRe: Russia Sends Nuclear War Signals To Turkey by ChrisHandsome999(m): 9:23pm On Dec 01, 2015
End time post.. sorry wahala ;DEnd time post.. sorry wahala
RomanceRe: All Those Guys Using Female Identity On Nairaland Exposed, See Full List Here by ChrisHandsome999(m): 9:15pm On Dec 01, 2015
end time post.
TV/MoviesRe: "Spider Girl": Checkout This Hilarious Nollywood Poster by ChrisHandsome999(m): 10:31pm On Nov 30, 2015
na mr Ibo produce the film

PoliticsRe: Buhari's Incompetence: I Saw It -by Joseph Edgar by ChrisHandsome999(m): 4:23pm On Nov 29, 2015
grin

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