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You are so lucky, i'm not good @ macs anyway, but I'm aware most of the softwares you need are available, they may not be free though as Hackers LOVE TO SUCK OUT OF THE PC especially MICROSOFT!

My nigga,

Save yourself all the hoolabaloo and go to http://www.guru3d.com

that's where gamers do all the tests, benchmarks and stuffs.

The best gaming processor is the Intel Core 2 Extreme and the processor alone costs $1,000 dolls.

150,000 naira can get you a PC (excluding monitor and other peripherals such as wireless mouse, keyboard, pad, joystick among others) for normal or manageable gaming, but to be frank with you, according to the topic,

FOR SERIOUS GAMING

man, be ready to part with at least 280,000 naira.

512MB 3D Card - nVidia definitely
Intel Core 2 Extreme
60/80GB HDD (it's preferable to the 120GB HDDs, the smaller the better usually, and please note, the RPM is just a way to strip you of your money, if it's not a server then it's worthless, only SCSIs are worth it!)
Wireless Keyboard/Mouse.
Correct GamePad/Driving wheel/Gun/Whoteva!
Some bad ass Sound Blaster Card
Bad ass/Original Power pack - not all those stupid ones that come with cloned pcs.
Sub Woofer Speakers/ Bad ass ear phones or Home Theatres
A world class 21" or 17" LCD monitor.
RAM - 1GB DDR2 or 2GB (1GB * 2)
Cooling Setup (Water cooling system preferably)
COnstant source of Power e.g (Inverter, power UPS, Solar or "Yankee"


Man it's a hell of money you'd be spending, but you'll enjoy it.

NO FEAR!

Yes, if

1. The topic of religion does not come up (who's scared of who here A or B?)
2. Relationship with the opposite sex is within boundary
3. A general holy war has not been declared
4. Money and ethnicity are kept at a distance.

But be careful of what comes out of your mouth!

For all hardware reviews and benchmarks, always go to http://www.guru3d.com

Meanerwhiler, check out the results of tests on Intel Core 2 Extreme - it's the worlds fastest for now: http://www.guru3d.com/article/processor/370/

there's a page there where they compared 6 most recent AMDs and Intels, please see for yaselves and stop bragging afterall, renderes and gamers are the best testers when it comes to processors, memories and 3d VGAs, speed generally!

Gettolove:
if this story is true, it is good for him because he can never play 60 hours in the whole of his career in chelsea

less than 59 hours left cos he played 1 hour yesterday

If a team has Henry and Nistelrooy upfront, they'd be the best, more like some Drogba and Shevy.

Boro for the moment, till they sell Yak

the one who is worth your tears won't make you cry bla bla bla - it makes sense.

Never take someone for granted,hold every person close to ur heart b'cos u might wake up one day and realise that you have lost a diamond while u r too busy collecting stones.Remember this is always in life.

A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame. The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed and asked to see them individually. So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open. The clergyman repeated the question.


"Where is God?"

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. So, the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,

"Where is God!?"


The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied:

"We are in real BIG trouble this time! God is missing, and they think we did it!"

Firstly.

AMD has sempron the equivalent of the world's "blablabla" Celeron.

AMD is cheaper than Intel, but is not the best in all.

I'm not here to argue. Personally, i prefer the AMD processor cos I have it, i've seen it work and i've cloned it for other people, but it's not better than the Intel.

The Intel Core Duo Extreme beats the AMD Athlon FX 64 by a huge margin but not in all aspects.

If you really need some tested results on these two, please log on to www.3dguru.com and see how both devices were tested extensively, from the Pentium 3.0Ghz to the Athlon XP upwards.

Intel remains the leader. It's like NVidia Vs ATi. Unfortunately, NVidia has acquired ATi, I hope Intel don't do that to AMD.

But I still love my AMD but next time, i'll go for the ones on the Apple MAC!

So far, we have:

1. Hoodloyalz

2. Da Raptures



@ Doubting Thomases:

Judges are humans and can be thrilled @ your rhymes - flow tight and convince a Nigerian President that there's actually hope in "HONESTY"!

I laughed my ass off after reading Vanariso's post.

The Old Testament remains a solid part of the bible, the origin of Christianity.

Before Adam, Jesus was and his transition is visible throughout the Bible.

The Israelites are the chosen generation - God's own people, but come to think of it, The Europeans, (catholics, methodists, anglicans and baptists) brought Christianity to Africa and other parts of the world, and not Paul, Peter and Co who were israelites. NEVER i repeat, NEVER has christianity been spread by the sword unless by human distortion as seen in the Crusades of the Teutons.

If Peter was killed for spreading the gospel of Jesus who was also nailed to the cross without trying to defend himself. All his followers were MURDERED!!! in cold blood. Peter (though not in the bible) was nailed to the cross "upside down" others followed suit and only JAMES, who wrote the book of revelation, was left to die alone on the island of Patmos - These guys were MATYRS, they were not rich, they did not do it for selfish reasons, they reached out to people and when humanity tried to wipe them out, like their master, they did not put up a fight.

Their reward was a place in the heavenly homes, not 70 virgins - no SEX or MARRIAGE in heaven but that of the LAMB!

If the catholics decide to spread the religion by force, remember that never in the bible has God asked that the religion be spread by killing people. The israelites fought diplomatic wars and not holy wars. They did not go to nations to preach about God. They were God's chosen and sometimes God fought for them as in the case of Joshua, Gideon and Samson. - Pick a Bible up and read and stop quoting deuteronomy which you just heard of sometime last week.


And then to top it all, like most of God's prophets, Jesus had NO wife, no home, no means of transportation and his job was to deliver God's message. Isaiah, Elijah and John lived the exemplary, holy and humble life. No prophet in the bible was RICH with WIVES and stuffs like that.

If I was an atheist by birth, I prolly would be an atheist today because the Holy books will confuse you by the time you read the Koran and the Bible but I would argue that there was some bit of Divinity in one - humanity cannot explain divinity but you know it's not ordinary. Find out for yourself!


DIVINITY is peaceful by Default God does not delight in the death of the wicked but calls for total repentance of such, that was why he kept on sending us prophet.

The last time I saw a premiership game, live, was in October last year, dunno much bout my team anymore, can't even give their starting line up. But so far, I think we've got Julio Arca, Robert Huth, Jon woodgate.

Woodgate is trying to settle in, Arca is injured and so on and so forth. Yak still has issues trying to balance his buttocks on the ball, once he gets that right, he'll score in every match until his boxers shift again

@ Toosyno,

I was expecting an alliance between u n Tianshie

Judges so far:

Chris, Muki & Drusilla.

Kaydee & Aloib should lead the Jury. Toosyno has dropped against guys here before, can I say he won't be partial in his jurisdiction?

The judges have no right to individually comment on/attack/criticise rappers or their rap lines. The judges can only make a comment based on "agreement".Impartialty is the key, everyone stands on ground zero and integrity and fame have nothing to do with this tourney.

The Jury however may or may not directly comment on but not attack/criticise. Rappers have unlimited rights - it's their tournament.


Maximum participation is key. Please inform all your friends and even fellow rappers who are not on NL. 10th of October is so close you'd wake up one day to see long lines of RAP without knowing it. Let's count on us all to play our part so we can have a fun-filled "real" competition.

Cheers.

Muki's on maternity leave "for a week!"

Sam, I'm subscribing right away, this is way off the hook. LoL

A woman walks into the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. "What denomination?" asks the clerk. "Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman. "Well, give me 50 Baptist and 50 Catholic and one Methodist."

It was a really hot day and this blonde decided she would go buy a coke. She went to the coke machine and when she put her money in, a coke came out - so she kept putting money in. And since it was such a hot day, a line had formed behind her. Finally, a guy on line said, "Will you hurry up? We're all hot and thirsty!" And the blonde said, "No way. I'm still winning!"

A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After some drinks, they agree 2 go back 2 his place. As they're making out in D bedroom, he stands up & starts 2 UnCloth. After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms & says, "See that, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool. He drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder''s pose, & says, referring 2 his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching 4r action at this point. Finally, he drops his underpants, & after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door. He catches her before she is able 2 leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry 2 go?" She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite & such a short fuse, I was afraid u were about 2 blow

Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive''s wife stopped by his office. When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap. Without hesitating, he dictated, ", and in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."

@ Muki,

Do you now move with a flying carpet? Some minutes ago, u were in Anambra, now Saudi, next, Alaska? Oga o.

@ Groups,
Are you recruiting, reloading or re-thinking? Come out FAST!

He should use these instead

Drusilla,

It's a pleasure to have you here

We are still expecting our contestants, then we unveil the panel on the last day.

omg!

Levante  2 - 0  Deportivo La Coruña

Gimnastic de Tarragona  2 - 2  Racing Santander

Barcelona 1 - 1 Valencia

Villarreal  3 - 2  Real Zaragoza

Real Sociedad 2 - 3 Recreativo Huelva

Mallorca 1 - 0 Espanyol

Atlético Madrid 2 - 1 FC Sevilla

Celta Vigo 0 - 2 Osasuna

Getafe 0 - 0 Athletic Bilbao

Check out the full list and scorers: http://soccernet.espn.go.com/scoreboard?league=esp.1&cc=3888

Don't mind me my Messenger had signed me out tey tey and I didnt even take note of it.

@ Topic.
2 more weeks to go

Cahill is my best premiership player for 3 years now, but i'm supporting Yak's team And all those runaway boys like Ameobi and Agbonlahor, screaming England when Defoe, Crouch and Ashton are on bench. Yak's back to his senses with Nigeria

Mukina, it's fasting period, are you allowed to be here?

Am i sure you are even fasting sef , hit me on IM

> A family in Nigeria was puzzled when the coffin of their dead
> mother arrived from the USA, sent by their sister. The tiny corpse
> was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that their mother's face
> was practically touching the glass cover.

> When they opened the coffin, they found a letter from their sister
> pinned to their mother's chest, which read:-

> Dearest brothers and sisters, I am sending you our mother's remains
> for burial in Lagos.

> Sorry I couldn't come along as the expenses were so high.

> You will find inside the coffin, under Mama's body, 12 cans of
> Libby's corned beef and12 cans of Luncheon Meat. Just divide it
> amongst yourselves.

> On Mama's feet is a brand-new pair of Reeboks (size for Junior.
>
> There are four pairs of Reeboks under Mama's head for Tunde's sons.
>
> Mama is wearing six Ralph Lauren T-shirts - one is for OMO, Roy and
> the rest are for my nephews.

> Mama is also wearing one dozen Wonder Bras (your favorite), just
> divide them among yourselves.

> The 2 dozen Victoria's Secret panties that Mama is wearing should
> be distributed among my nieces and cousins.
> Mama is also wearing eight Dockers pants - Ikeje, please get one
> for yourself and the rest are for the boys.
>
> The Swiss watch you asked for is on Mama's left wrist, please get
> it.

>
> Aunty Ronke, Mama is wearing what you asked for - earrings, rings
> and a necklace, please take them Also, the six pairs of Chanel
> stockings that Mama is wearing must be divided among the teen-age
> girls there. I hope they like the colours.

> P.S. Please take care of finding a nice dress for Mama for her
> burial. (YOU MAY GO TO ORILE OR YABA FOR A CHEAP OKRIKA, )

> In case you need anything that I may have forgotten, please let me
> know as UNCLE IS NOT FEELING TOO WELL.

> Your loving sister,
> Nene

> A family in Nigeria was puzzled when the coffin of their dead
> mother arrived from the USA, sent by their sister. The tiny corpse
> was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that their mother's face
> was practically touching the glass cover.

> When they opened the coffin, they found a letter from their sister
> pinned to their mother's chest, which read:-

> Dearest brothers and sisters, I am sending you our mother's remains
> for burial in Lagos.

> Sorry I couldn't come along as the expenses were so high.

> You will find inside the coffin, under Mama's body, 12 cans of
> Libby's corned beef and12 cans of Luncheon Meat. Just divide it
> amongst yourselves.

> On Mama's feet is a brand-new pair of Reeboks (size for Junior.
>
> There are four pairs of Reeboks under Mama's head for Tunde's sons.
>
> Mama is wearing six Ralph Lauren T-shirts - one is for OMO, Roy and
> the rest are for my nephews.

> Mama is also wearing one dozen Wonder Bras (your favorite), just
> divide them among yourselves.

> The 2 dozen Victoria's Secret panties that Mama is wearing should
> be distributed among my nieces and cousins.
> Mama is also wearing eight Dockers pants - Ikeje, please get one
> for yourself and the rest are for the boys.
>
> The Swiss watch you asked for is on Mama's left wrist, please get
> it.

>
> Aunty Ronke, Mama is wearing what you asked for - earrings, rings
> and a necklace, please take them Also, the six pairs of Chanel
> stockings that Mama is wearing must be divided among the teen-age
> girls there. I hope they like the colours.

> P.S. Please take care of finding a nice dress for Mama for her
> burial. (YOU MAY GO TO ORILE OR YABA FOR A CHEAP OKRIKA, )

> In case you need anything that I may have forgotten, please let me
> know as UNCLE IS NOT FEELING TOO WELL.

> Your loving sister,
> Nene

SO SOLID CREW: For those who do not know them, at least you know Romeo (Dunn)

1 - Megaman
2 - PDS
3 - Morgan
4 - Mac
5 - Gillard
6 - Oxide
7 - Kaish
8 - Lisa Maffia
9 - So Solid
10 - Asher D
11 - Face
12 - Dan Da Man
13 - G-Man
14 - Swiss
15 - Neutrino
16 - Timeless
17 - Statix
18 - TW7
19 - Dionno
20 - Harvey
21 - Romeo