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@ Menike,

That's some "So-Solid Crew" you got there, the Max for this competition is four, why don't you cut down your crew size and divide them into two groups just for the competition, we need more names.

@ Baby,
Well baby, cakewalk has tutorials and I think you should check it out too, but Fruity loops gurus like TImberland and R.Kelly came accross their stuffs by "experiments"

I can tell you I mixed a "world-class" beat with a novice friend within 25 minutes! and even after going into details, till date, i'm yet to make such an "acceptable" soundtrack. Wherever I play the track people ask me if it's a def jam song or sumtin, man it's tech, but no one has rhymed on it, cos i'm keepin it for the novice guy. He's serving now and i've promised him i'm not giving it out.

By perseverance, the snail reached the ark. Keep trying, experimenting, day in day out, one hour on fruity loops per day is enough. By the end of the month, you should be heading to the studio to split the tracks on a real mixer and add more effizy to it.

Correct me if you can "No Pro would like to give his monopoly away" so you gotta force your way to the top. Practise, practise and more practise okay. Universities don't teach u dat, but that's the best place to share ideas. There are gurus who just do it for fun and are always ready to share some ideas with you - that's if you can identify them.

Keep doing ur thang man. Sky's da limit. Check this naija rapper out Sauce kid. Just google "myspace sauce kid".

This bad ass naija boy http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=34182890 is something else now, check him out.

Mode 9 is on www.africanhiphop.com

He has a track "Big Baby on Mode 9" and the video of "Omoge wa jo feat Mike Okri"

check him out.

Okay, here's the First Group Tourney Thread.

Let's break it down. (Example)

Group name: Senior Mafia
Tag/slogan/motto: "Last men standing"
Group Leader: Hot Plait
Other Members: D'wayn, Snype

D'wayn:
Yo, this is d'wayn, da coolest dude on the trigger
Don't flaunt it if you can't use it, let the ripper do it

Snype:
Home boy snype living up to the hype
If you can't live without a fact u nat ma type


And when it's time for the tournament, the track name should come first before the lines. Chorus should be included.
Name of Diss Track: "Project Wannabes"

Then the lines, Min 10, max 25 lines per group member. Max: 90 lines for all verses (including interludes). Max 8 lines for Chorus.

Let's stick by the rules so we have some organisation.


TIME - stick by your schedule (GMT Timing), and do your opponent a favour, quote their lines so they can't return to edit it, the judges will do that also.


Entries must be submitted on or before the 13th of December. Fixtures will be released on the 15th and the Tourney kicks off on the 16th.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-24438.0.html

Greatest RAP Group on Nairaland. Kicks off in two weeks.

Ever funny

Mo mo more!

Am Laph ing

THis is some true shit here, but I don't belong into any @ all

I'm trying this right away, where do I start from

Verry funny

Absolutely hilarious

@ Prisc,

You'll be missed

But everyday's not Xmas, Barca won't beat real @ home all d time, this time around, it's Capello & Cannavaro to the occassion

babyboyinc:
Anybody from lagos that knows how 2 make beats in here?

@ Bayboyinc

Why not make beats for yourself? If you have a PC, get Fruity loops or Cakewalk or some other studio mixer software out there and you'd be okay. If you really need some hardcore beats go to universties and ask, there are geniuses there. i know of one JRS, don't have his contact but he's good - like Timberland or OJB Jezreel.

I've not mixed beats in 2 years, so I wouldn't promise you some.

Cheers.

A weathy ibo man who was the richiest in his community, was sick and on a point of death he call his kingsmen and told them that he was not going to survive and that when he died they shoud keep some money in his coffin to start busness in heaven cos he did not know if there is anybody to borrow him mohey over there. after his death they all agreed on a fifty million cash to be bearied along with him, and a young man who just started his busness came forward and told them that the cash is too much for the coffin else he will be sufourcated on his way to haeven they all agreed and assept a check of it equevalentto be cashed in heaven. cornyman die cornyman berryam.

Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. I have some Nigerians up here in Heaven who are causing some problems. They are swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, and they've got Maggi sauce and Ogbono soup all over their robes; hamhocks, Isi-ewu, Cow-feet and Bokoto bones are all over the streets of Gold. Some folk are walking around with one wing, they have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean. There are soda bottles all over the clouds, some aren't even wearing their halos, saying it doesn't fit with their hairstyles." The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let's call the Devil." The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? What the.! , !, hold on one minute." The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello Lord, what can I do for you?" The Lord replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down there." The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and put the Lord on hold. After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Okay, I'm back. What was the question?" The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man, I don't belieee, hold on, Lord". This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. These Nigerians put the fire out, and now they are trying to install air conditioning! They even bribed my guys!!"

@ Olabowale,

No one feels happy when the prophet of God is "insulted" but do you think it is right to take a life than to have it repent of his ways?

Do you think you can fight for God or his prophets? If that is a good excuse then i don't think we all should be alive. Everyone should be killed the moment they sin.

Do you agree? For God's sake we are in the 21st Century. Someone could bring up an annonymous website and insult the Prophets of God and 2 billion people could be murdered for that reason, what are we talking about. Is this spiritual or physical?

Religion is supposed to be spiritual, why place so much emphasis on word of mouth or pictures? Cleanliness is next to Godliness, correct, but God doesn't need us to protect his Chosen, he is SPIRITUAL! You guys really need to wake up and review some things now or in the future. Cos your children will ask you someday, Why is killing always the "solution"?

I do. I still had one 3 weeks ago when my old woman travelled to Ife. E sweet die.

"Cannibal" in the sense that I disagree with you eating my "Pet". If you kill a "sacred" animal, the people around are bound to call you names including that.

Domesticated animals include chickens, puppies, kittens, pigeons, and turkeys and different people eat different "pets"

I don't eat dogs, cats, amphibians and reptiles but I eat snails.

Sheffield ke, Akinbiyi on the scoresheet

;d

To all colleagues, family & friends -

My heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months. Thank you for making
me feel safe, secure, blessed and healthy.

Extra thanks to whoever sent me the email about rat crap in the glue on envelopes - because I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need to seal an envelope. Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. Because of your genuine concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because I know it can remove toilet stains, which is not exactly an appealing characteristic.
I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. I no longer go to shopping malls because someone might drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. I no longer eat KFC because their "chickens" are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer eat Ketchup in restaurants because it may just be HIV infected blood. I no longer worry about my soul because, at last count, I have 363,214 angels looking out for me.
Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl on the internet who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time).
I no longer have any money at all in fact - but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special on-line email program.
Yes, I want to thank you all so much for looking out for me that I will now return the favour!
If you don't send this email to at least 144,000 people in the next 7 minutes, a large pigeon with a wicked case of diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00PM (EST) this afternoon. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbour's ex-mother-in- law's second husband's cousin's aunty.

Regards,
Christopher Penthome.

THANK YOU ALL!

To all colleagues, family & friends -

My heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months. Thank you for making
me feel safe, secure, blessed and healthy.

Extra thanks to whoever sent me the email about rat crap in the glue on envelopes - because I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need to seal an envelope. Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. Because of your genuine concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because I know it can remove toilet stains, which is not exactly an appealing characteristic.
I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. I no longer go to shopping malls because someone might drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. I no longer eat KFC because their "chickens" are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer eat Ketchup in restaurants because it may just be HIV infected blood. I no longer worry about my soul because, at last count, I have 363,214 angels looking out for me.
Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl on the internet who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time).
I no longer have any money at all in fact - but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special on-line email program.
Yes, I want to thank you all so much for looking out for me that I will now return the favour!
If you don't send this email to at least 144,000 people in the next 7 minutes, a large pigeon with a wicked case of diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00PM (EST) this afternoon. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbour's ex-mother-in- law's second husband's cousin's aunty.

Regards,
Christino Penthome.

Someone said man - U started with

5
then 3
then 2
then 1
and invariably they were gon end with 0 and so did it go.

Guess twas Muki - Evil foreteller!

The pilgrims Progress - john Bunyan

Don't mind ferguson. He now has a long list of important offloadings without profit.

Arsenal wouldn't sell Nistelrooy for less than 30 Mill. I remember Wenger slamming a 120mill pound tag on Henry just two years ago. Ferguson would just bundle a player away, don't be surprised if he sells Rooney for 15 million pounds next year!

And since he sold Beckham, it's been unbeaten run for Arsenal and back 2 back titles for Chelsea. Now nistelrooy's off, if Saha gets injured and Baby Rooney gets a red card or more match bans (inevitable) I don't know if Van der saar will wear the 9 shirt since he's the tallest.

And now he keeps selling to Real Madrid, I just pray they don't meet in this Champion's League because if they do, then hmnn, One person must prove the other wrong or right.

Sunday, October 22, 2006:

Real Madrid Vs Barca @ the Bernabeu

The game of the season!!! about a month away.

Nistelrooy Vs Eto'o

Dinho Vs Robinho

Puyol Vs Canavarro

Casillas Vs Valdes

Rijkaard Vs Capello

Christino Vs Priscilla!

kbone:
it took so many hours to read this tpoic from start to finish, i really do not care what a religion entails but i care a lot when followers violently defend so-called slugs thrown at their supposed to be "supernatural" God. if christains misyarn a lot about islam so do muslims about christainity. Candidly I think the problem is that christains are too chicken to do the "volience" thingy because if they did moslems would not have the guts to torch the nearest church when there is a problem. bottom line: christains should do to muslims has muslims have done to christains, capish

Christianity was founded on humility. Christians are not meant to fight physically, it's a spiritual warfare and only the military are permitted to defend the state, even at times, God turns the physical battle to a spiritual one, and wipes out hundreds of thousands of enemies without using physical means.
Some moslems intend to attack the Christians (because of their religion and because they stood for Christ) - the result of which may not be immediate (usually spiritual)

Christianity is more concerned with the life beyond. The life below is about 70 years average, but 1 million years is like a second in eternity, more reason why he said "Ye are not of the world"

Therefore, christians should not be in a hurry to defend their lives, cos he who tries to save it would lose it, and if a suicide bomber kills you for Christ's sake, then your reward in heaven must be secure. It is a challenge to all Christians to change their ways and prepare for death. This way, you can be sure of heaven "Just In case The bomb lands in your house" so you don't die twice.

If you are not a true Christian. Change your ways. If you are, be steadfast in the faith, If you can't change your ways, please declare yourself an atheist so the Moslems won't slaughter you and then send you to "HELL"

A word in your ear!

If you eat what I consider to be a "Pet" I could see you as a cannibal. Some people keep fishes as pet - I eat them. Some keep Cows as Pets - I eat them. I keep dogs as pet - You eat them, so you see? Pet in quotes.

So what's disgusting to you, is food to the next man. No discrimination.

Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge. The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter, "Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river." The little girl said, "No, Dad. You hold my hand." "What's the difference?" Asked the puzzled father. "There's a big difference," replied the little girl. "If I hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are that I may let your hand go. But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go." In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond. So hold the hand of the person whom you love rather than expecting them to hold urs,

kentony:
who be that mumu wey rub ororo for im mout snape picture

abeg make I run before una wound me ooooo

Whenever we declare a competition, some duplicates usually come up (some people probably register with another name so they can post in here, and where did u go since over a year?)
If you are one of them then you are a coward, and this time around, we'll surely get such people easily.

There's nothing wrong in expressing your opinion, why did you have to wear a mask?

Are you a rapper? drop some lines and hope you catch the attention of a group or form a group.
Let's see you come back more reasonable.