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Mass communication own too much for their body. Na so them go dey form classic. Like say na them Socialise pass.

Theater arts own too much self. Everytime you see them in school, they're either dancing or acting. Not very serious course

TastyTuoyo:
Booking space in case.....

these guys

yungest:
lol grammarians ni,grammarians ko.....da boring cool...BT na same u go da shine teeth if u marry medical doctor....... babe help yourself

hmmm

Suigeneris93:
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to sum up your epistle, she's a pea-brained, unattractive, asexual, dependent, purposeless, tepid and timid female. Sorry to inform you dearie but she's like feb 30

your thoughts tho

Just for Fun. IF YOU TRUELY KNOW THIS FAMOUS
ACTOR, DROP ONE OF HIS
EXCLAMATIONS THAT YOU CAN
REMEMBER!!
I remember "Imagine de conconbility"
Drop yours

xender:
loll..this place go sweet - they are coming .

parks private jet **

Guy go call them come. Make i go make call

Oya Space for 3 has been booked for prospective bashing. Bar man pls get me a bottle of heineken lemme keep my throat wet. oya yhupeopo should come and bash your own joor lalasticlala, you still de bathroom?

Are you wondering if she is the one?
Are you currently in a serious
relationship with a girl but still
considering and Experimenting to
know if she is the woman to become
your wife? the guys who usually end up with the best woman as their wife
are usually the ones that look way
beyond the beauty and look more
into the character of the lady, before
they declare marriage. Most times
men are told or advised to date her for 6 months or for 1 year or even 2
years all in the name of courtship.
Well here is the breaking news, even
if you date a lady for 1 million years if
you don’t know the signs of a wife
material you may still end up with the wrong lady as a wife. some men will
say one of the qualities is if she is a
good cook, doesn’t allow you spend
with stupidity, well as much as those
can be some of the qualities to look
out for, have you ever wondered if she is just naturally a conservative
person from a home where her
parent thought her to cook or she
took cooking classes, which many
ladies do this days. Now forget about
all you know about ladies just for a minute or so, let us re-educate you
on the Ten major signs to look-out
for, if she is going to be the wife. Our
ten signs is all based on opinions,
experience and research, you
should have it in mind that women are very good pretenders, and can
play guys as much as guys can play
them sometimes even better than
you expect. so add the below signs
to the ones you already know. How do you know she is a wife material?
1. She is never ready to have sex with you until after marriage.
2. Spends more time in supporting your vision,and aligning hers to yours.
3. Ever ready to tell you the slightest thing that happens to her, and allows you to handle it.
4. She spends more time developing her mind and rates value more than love.
5. Ever ready to look attractive and not sex,(NB: to avoid 1) 6. she ask for nothing even though she deserves and gets all.
7. Complements your actions and corrects you calmly.
8. Always ready to listen when you scream, and screams when she is afraid.
9. Prays for your everyday development,and closeness with God.
10. Talks about your family and how to solve their needs as if she’s got no family.
Well just in-case you manage to find
such a girl,and you still treat her like
trash, then there is something
seriously wrong with you brain. you
can add more in the comment box
below.

This thread is officially open for you all to bash any discipline/Course you think their students like to show off a lot. Let me go first.
Law: These Guys like to show offff anytime they wanna talk to the crowd, they'll just start with that their big big nonsense grammar we're all not english students even the Pure English students don't show off. abeg make una grad come become Charge and bail
Mechanical Engineering: No to hard feelings but make una Grad come become Generator repairer
MARKETING: This course are for those going to be selling petty things in ola market or hawking *i'm just saying*
Management: I don't even know if there's any future for these ones. Everytime you see them they keep yelling "great managers" as if dem go become bank managers immediately they grad. Abeg make una grad go de manage mama Nkechi store for Okosi Night Market .
English and literal studies: These ones na potential primary school teachers them go be, because some of them no even sabi English
Electrical Electronic: No hard feelings but when una grad, na electrican things. Fix my wall socket, fix my bulb things
if I mention your course, abeg no vex it's just for fun.
This Thread Will be interesting
Abeg add urs Jare *jumps out of thread*

IMSU are becoming faster than their shadows

A minute pls. let me ask The minister of education.

Thank God say no body don mention IMSU Here. If not i for just slap that person. *Chews kola*

banme1:
Op add snakes so the topic can hit FP.

how

real list 1)Medicine and surgery 2) Accountancy 3)Economics 4)Law 5)Banking and Finance 6)Engineering 7)Nursing Mass Communication 9)Pharmacy 10)Optometry

NarnieSnyper:
Yeah, this one happened to me though;

Was playing loud music in my room while bathing, my mom was ready to go to her place of trade and asked my sister where the detergent is,my sister pointed to my room. So without knocking she flung the door open and saw my lovely cute ass, thank God I was backing her when she did that.

She for see wetin been tiny years ago wey don mature x10 in size. She just apologized while my sister kept laughing then my mom defended herself by saying "afterall, all these(my body,ass and jt) came out of me"

We all laughed about it sha. I love my family scarra!

hehehehehehe

cruzita:
A lot

then I guess The Nigerian Police force should employ u. They're gud in getting people red handed you know.

cruzita:
A lot

then I guess The Nigerian Police force should employ u. They're gone in getting people red handed you know.

delishpot:
P square breakup

very and Lobatan embarrassing

Went visiting. Was cool tho

jworos:
That day sef we no wan chop the guy food, we say make we make Eba, Our guy babe was coming with soup,as I carry kettle I surprise say kettle heavy, naim I say make I open am, Lo and behold, na fresh Egusi soup.

Eminentsaint:
Nawa for that guy!

asin some students dey try o

To me, one of the most embarrassing moment was wen I heard that Nigerian budget was missen. Mehn I shock. *runs out of thread*

We all were kids. Even though some are still acting like kids You know African parents are very
good when it comes to inventing new types of punishment What's the worst punishment
you've received from your
parents during your childhood
and what were you caught
doing
I'll tell you mine At 10yrs of age, It was the day my
dad came back from work earlier
than usual and caught me and my
friends in our sitting room
celebrating my birthday which was
a fake one. Mehnn in front of my Niggas And baes ( of same age
grade)I was flogged and asked to
kneel while sweeping the entire sitting room E No end there o. After my friends had gone, I was
on my kneels lifting up a heavy
stone for more than 30mins till my
mum came back and pleaded on
my behalf. For my life I no host any party again. So tell us about yours?

Hello guys! This our country can be very funny at times. Without writing much, What are some of the most
embarrassing moments of our
political leaders? E plenty oo(In okon's Voice.
*checks if any politicians is here watching me. *Oh non*, Leaps out of thread*

Abbeyunique2:
Caught a friend pants down with a gal(churchy type). the gal was so ashamed because i was rubbing it to her face (like "sister shade eyin nah ma n topspin".

All these pretending babes.

Xionez:
Caught my female flat mate shaving her punni in my bathroom.
She comes over to have her bath due to issues with her water plumbing. Yes, we sabi each other wella but not unto relationship things #repackagedfriendzone

On this day, i left my key with her due to early mo mo lectures but later that day, my stomach was "communicating" with me tirelessly so i had i rush back.

Like we all know, its only when you are at the door that whatever thing you are holding in, begins to unleash its full strength. My mind wasnt there when i just barged in on her meticulously shaving her creamed punni.

My mind just gave way. Even the kayn thing wey hold me just ceased intoto.

I just jejely said "Sorry!" and slowly closed the door. I shifted my chair and sat down quietly like a school child in the Principal's Office.

She did her stuff and came out apologizing. Pouting her lips and looking so fair, i dunno if its our African way of showing embarssment.
Had to let her know that it wasnt her fault and i should have announced my presence just to make her feel at ease. I collected her keys and a bucket of water and went over to her place.

Had to take her out to ease her embarassment. The babe is a cutie. ;-)












....and Yes, i made sure sey no be my shaving stick she use. Na dia yawa go gas. She dey so neat dats why i always allow her inside my bathroom. No need to hose down my bathroom like i used to do for a friend of hers.

hmmm

jworos:
Back in school, caught this dude hiding Egusi soup inside kettle,i was like WTF

you don't mean it

Djhack1:
o.p is high on kpakungu weed * symptoms of puberty not his fault sha.

egghead

vizkiz:
We were watching porn with some ladies in my room then my crazy dude brought out his dick and started flapping right in front of those chicks saying "furck! I need to get those shiit outta my system"

Those he ended up getting a BJ sha

haba

tosyne2much:
OP, lead by example

i did. Egghead
click this Link and lets have more fun. Do the bashing yourself www.nairaland.com/3017168/
lets-bash-course-discipline-u

click this Link and lets have more fun. Do the bashing yourself www.nairaland.com/3017168/lets-bash-course-discipline-u