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vsaintchigs:
Caught my classmates having sex in the bush .guess wat i did next

Kept watching

No much talk. What is the Funny and most embarrassing thing you have caught someone else doing? May be your friend/Bestie,
girlfriend/Boyfriend, Coursemate, roommate, boss/co-worker etc. Mine loading... Don't wait for me o.
Oya legooo...
Oya see my own here
It was this my guy who always tell
me and my pals that he won't have
anything to do wit girls till we
graduate from school. I was
shocked the day my 3 friends I
barged into his hostel room without knocking... We caught Princewill kissing a girl . All These UNI Girls can be so tempting I and my friends left the room immediately while laughing at his Words . We later brought up the topic and he was so embarrassed
to answer us.

No much talk. What is the Funny and most embarrassing thing you have caught someone else doing? May be your friend/Bestie,
girlfriend/Boyfriend, Coursemate, roommate, boss/co-worker etc. Mine loading... Don't wait for me o.
Oya legooo...
Oya see my own here
It was this my guy who always tell me and my pals that he won't have anything to do wit girls till we graduate from school. I was shocked the day my 3 friends I barged into his hostel room without knocking... We caught Princewill kissing a girl . All These UNI Girls can be so tempting I and my friends left the room immediately while laughing at his Words. We later brought up the topic and he was so embarrassed to answer us.

We all were kids. Even though some are still acting like kids
You know African parents are very good when it comes to inventing new types of punishment What's the worst punishment you've received from your parents during your childhood and what were you caught doing
I'll tell you mine
At 10yrs of age, It was the day my dad came back from work earlier than usual and caught me and my friends in our sitting room celebrating my birthday which was a fake one. Mehnn in front of my Niggas And baes ( of same age grade)I was flogged and asked to kneel while sweeping the entire sitting room E No end there o. After my friends had gone, I was on my kneels lifting up a heavy stone for more than 30mins till my mum came back and pleaded on my behalf. For my life I no host any party again.
So tell us about yours?

Lordnewton1:
op ...this is a list from that tiny brain of yours. It trash.
and as for law its over-hyped.

oh tanx 4 d insult. In case of next time, someone's brian can't be tiny

saintkeppy:
. OP this list is incomplete without Marine, Petroleum & Gas Engineering, how could you 4get!
I rep SPE!
Note: about the so called 'WORST COURSES' look you can be WELL EMPLOYED if you can define/choose a career path to follow by upgrading ur Bachelors'Degree course thru' Short PROFESSIONAL CERTIFICATIONS thereby giving urself a professionaL outLook and appeaL, Counselling/pschology/ Sociology get employed as HR professionals and Mass comm/English Lit., Library&info science employed as customer care/Relationship Personnel/Front Desk/secretaries/Receptionists in a corporate organisations like media outfits, Logistics & Transports (Road,shipping,Airlines), Hospitality outfits, even oil and Gas if you know watsup!
French & other foreign languages can be employed in an int'l coys as Personal Assistants may be as interpreters. Lol, cos not all foreigners speaks & understands English perfectly. I know a babe who works at NOVOTEL HOTEL (a french hospitality coy) here in PH cos she speaks french fluently & she earns a decent pay.
Music/theatre art graduate can be best employed in music/movie/media/entertainment companies.
The rest can be empolyed as teachers/lecturers in a tetiary institutions or good private post primary schools or them fit work for govt. Ministries, Agencies /parastatals etc.
Political scientist/Analyst? Them fit be PAs or politcal advisers to Polithiefcians..Lol

hmmm

Gaddafithe2nd:
Political scientist can work as a political analyst for media houses. French and other foreign languages can work with NGOs,Embassies. Don't be to happy because you studied Petroleum and gas because you can only practice your discipline in exploration/service companies, banks and university.

ok sir

Tocheagle:
Now dis one happened to me about 5 years ago when I was still in school :

It was this faithful
day I was in my hostel room with my friends,
(including girls) when the caretaker came and
asked me for my rent receipt. Now the receipt
was with my roommate who was actually not
around. I tried to convince the caretaker that
I've paid my rent but he refused and had to
send everybody out of my room when we
were in the middle of a nice meal, having fun.
I felt so embarrassed that moment.

i salute ur copy and paste

leshluap:
It was in our 1st year in school. We were in the lab ( cartography lab), I suddenly realized I can't find my phone. I Then asked the guy sitting close to me to flash my line with his phone. He said he doesn't have airtime on phone. The girl behind him volunteered hers. I called my number, when the guy dialed the line on the lady's phone, what we saw shocked me. she saved my name as " 1diot". The girl was so embrassed, but not as much as I felt. I later realized that my roommate who happened to be a coursemate too has been using my phone to call (disturb) the girl. Been just in our 1st year, 1st semester and in an average sized class we don't know one onther to details yet. It was a day I will live to remember. The whole class heard about it, everyone was just laughing..

hehehehehehe

Young03:
still never experience any

You need Jesus. (in okon's voice)

Actually mine goes like this. It was this faithful day I was in my hostel room with my friends, (including girls) when the caretaker came and asked me for my rent receipt. Now the receipt was with my roommate who was actually not around. I tried to convince the caretaker that I've paid my rent but he refused and had to send everybody out of my room when we were in the middle of a nice meal, having fun. I felt so embarrassed that moment.

Hello Fellas! No much writeup. To my fellow Nigerian students, what moment can you tag "your most embarrassing moment on campus or in school? Lets catch some fun with your comments. Thanks

Mine?
Actually mine goes like this. It was
this faithful day I was in my hostel
room with my friends, (including
girls) when the caretaker came and
asked me for my rent receipt. Now
the receipt was with my roommate who was actually not around. I
tried to convince the caretaker that
I've paid my rent but he refused
and had to send everybody out of
my room when we were in the
middle of a nice meal, having fun. I felt so embarrassed that moment.

So, what's your's?

Edubrazilnwa:
Ogbeni go and sleep...what matters in this country is imakwa onye makwa mmadu nke makwa mmadu ozo!

ya ryt in a way

Birniwa:
I don't think those courses are worst either, you should have rephrased that to "courses with less job opportunities for Nigerian market in my opinion".

anyhow u think

Dunsin89:
Some pipul will just wake up sleep after drinking Garri and smoking osogbo weed and starting posting rubbish. If Oluwaseun Osewa sef get sence, he would have created "auto account teminators" for dunces like this one. #dodges stones, runs out of thread.

God save u say u run

UIA04:
If people actually read the introductory note, they would abuse less

exactly

pweetychyka:
I really don't think Mass Communication and English Literature is really a bad course

ya ryt but wats ur employment chance?

What we have here is an unverified
listing of 20 degree courses with best
employment opportunities in Nigeria.
Included also is another 20 courses
with worst employment opportunities
in Nigeria. In these lists, the compiler (a student like you) have taken time
to observe the Nigerian employment
market and propose this list as a
course-choice-guide to prospective
students who wish to apply for
admission into the university. Note that this is a mere hypothesis
that stand to be criticized. Your
contribution is welcome on what you
think is better. Feel free to comment
courses you feel should be on the list
of best or worst courses after viewing the writer’s opinion. Let’s form a
forum!

BEST COURSES
1. Civil Engineering
2. Agriculture Science.
3. Medicine.
4. Economics.
5. Business & Administrative
Studies. 6. Geology
7. Computer Science/IT
8. Nursing
9. Architecture
10. Health Education
11. Home Economics 12. Marketing
13. Graphics Art.
14. Accounting & Finance
15. Fishery.
16. Pharmacy.
17. Physics 18. Human Resources
Management
19. Law
20. Chemistry

WORST COURSES
1. Religious Studies
2. Political Science
3. Music
4. Zoology
5. Primary Education
6. French 7. Sport
8. Sociology
9. Counseling Psychology
10. Geography
11. Language
12. Library and Information Science 13. Fine Art
14. Philosophy
15. Social Studies
16. Mass Communication
17. Botany
18. Physical Education 19. Theatre Art
20. English Literature

Now have your say, make a
contribution now!

What we have here is an unverified
listing of 20 degree courses with best
employment opportunities in Nigeria.
Included also is another 20 courses
with worst employment opportunities
in Nigeria. In these lists, the compiler (a student like you) have taken time
to observe the Nigerian employment
market and propose this list as a
course-choice-guide to prospective
students who wish to apply for
admission into the university. Note that this is a mere hypothesis
that stand to be criticized. Your
contribution is welcome on what you
think is better. Feel free to comment
courses you feel should be on the list
of best or worst courses after viewing the writer’s opinion. Let’s form a
forum!
BEST COURSES
1. Civil Engineering
2. Agriculture Science.
3. Medicine.
4. Economics.
5. Business & Administrative
Studies. 6. Geology
7. Computer Science/IT
8. Nursing
9. Architecture
10. Health Education
11. Home Economics 12. Marketing
13. Graphics Art.
14. Accounting & Finance
15. Fishery.
16. Pharmacy.
17. Physics 18. Human Resources
Management
19. Law
20. Chemistry

WORST COURSES
1. Religious Studies
2. Political Science
3. Music
4. Zoology
5. Primary Education
6. French 7. Sport
8. Sociology
9. Counseling Psychology
10. Geography
11. Language
12. Library and Information Science 13. Fine Art
14. Philosophy
15. Social Studies
16. Mass Communication
17. Botany
18. Physical Education
19. Theatre Art
20. English Literature

Now have your say, make a
contribution now!

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Hello Nairalanders... Which has been your best song of all times and in recent time. Asin your best hardcore Rap, HipHop, Soul, Reggae, Blues, Pop, Afro, HighLife, Afro pop, fuji etc ... Let me go first.
Rap; Forgot about Dre By eminenm and Blessings by big sean ft Drake ft kwest.
Blues; Ellie _ Love me like you do & ed sheeran Afire love
9ja; Wizkid ft dj jimmy jat _ feeling the beat & Davido ft olamide The money
Drop yours lets go...

for those that follows the bet9ja virtual football very well pls if you know the tricks on bet9ja virtual soccer lets start dropping them so that we can help one another and make daily profits. These tricks include the SURE WINS, CORRECT SCORES, OVER AND UNDERS, AND NG.... Thanks

Good day Nairalanders. We have lots of good Higher Institution here In our Country Nigeria. So let's take some time to tell which School (HIGHER INSTITUTION) we are repping and Also OUR COURSE OF STUDY. So, OF THE GREATEST NIGERIAN STUDENTS!! Which School are you repping? Even Graduates are Welcome! tell us some things about ur school and why it's Cool.
E.g I Xtopher Rep IMO State University (IMSU) (excellence in service is always the goal) . Also Repping the Department of EDUCATION ACCOUNTANCY. IMSU a school Where Discipline And Diligence is a Must for all students. We're also Educationally, Socially active.
So Now GREATEST NIGERIAN STUDENTS It's Your. Turn. Legoooo!!!!!!

Hello sport lovers in Nairaland, we have several football clubs here in planet earth so, who are do you rep? Let's Know Which Club has the Most Fans Here.. I Rep BARCELONA!!!
Alight!! Legoooo!!!

Funtime All na the same!
1.You buy egg roll N150, I buy buns
N20 boil egg N30, all na N50 # all na d same, money cannot waste#
2.You buy Five Alive N300; I buy ...
orange+mango+pineapple N80, my
own na
natural......money cannot waste#
3. Nepa cut your power, you pay N2000 reconnection fee sharp sharp;
me I wait...for night I call electrician pay
am N200 fix the wire back.....money
cannot waste#
4. You buy Milo, peak milk and sugar;
me I buy cowbell chocolate which already
contains every....Money no waste#
5. You pay 5k go watch p.square
show, me I buy the pirated CD N100
watch n sing along....money no waste#
6. You pay N1000 for cinema buy pop corn N500; I buy 20-in-1 DVD, dey my
house dey chop N50 pop corn, movie
dey show....money cannot waste#
7. You buy red bull N400 to become
active, me I buy paraga N20, i'm super
active...mtchew...money cannot waste# 8. You buy Don Simon, I buy zobo add
squaddy, ...all na red wine#
9. You fix brazillian hair 100k; I buy
xpressions attachment N350, I fine
pass you...guys
dont even know the difference...hahahahaa#
10. You go club for V.Island buy
hennesey 40k, me I enter joint for area
buy alomo N200.......all na highness#
11. You pay dstv 9k to watch match,
me I pay N50 for viewing centre,...all na de same#
12. You buy BB torch 95k, me I buy BB
Storm 15k...sheybi na ping all of us
they ping#
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remain
11. Add yours joooor!!

To My Ex. I want you to know that Leaving my life was the worst thing that could ever happen to you because there is on other better lover out there who will love you more than I did. #You'reOutOfMyLife for good.

Hello people and Lovers out here, today being the eve of valentine, let us take this opportunity to leave a message to our LOVERS as well as our various EX. Messages that expresses LOVE, HATRED, Anger etc. are also welcomed.

Oya Start dropping your Messages Here.

Happy Val in advance Nairalanders.

Good daY Nairalanders. I'm just tired of this arguement so I decided to bring it here. Well, I just wanna go straight to the point. Just as the Topic says Is drinking a sin? In some verses of the bible you'll see where its condemned and in some other verses you'll see where its not totally condemned. Like I know of the "drink but dont be drunk" law in the Bible. So what do you say. Are you among the school of thought that will say To DRINK is NOT a SIN but to be DRUNK is a sin or Are you among the school of thought that will say To DRINK ALCOHOL at all is a sin? Your Views...

Once upon a time in April 2014,YBNLboss,Olamideannounced the official signing of two new Bariga-bred local acts ‘Viktoh’ and ‘Lil Kesh’.
Olamide said he did this as part of his effort to give back to the hood that brought him up and help recognize and bring up fresh talents from the hood. True to his word, he got them off the street and their professional careers kicked off.
15 months after, Lil Kesh has grown to be a ‘superstar’ in his own rights. In just 6 months, November 2014 to be precise Lil Kesh fulfilled a lifelong dream when he was up on the stage alongDavidoand Olamide at theChannel Omusic video awards inSouth Africa. His chart topping song ‘Shoki’ became a viral song continent wide and has been nominated at several local and international awards.
Word on the street however has it that Viktoh introduced Lil Kesh to Olamide and convinced he YBNL boss how good he was before they both got signed….
(Viktoh and Lil Kesh when they were newly signed in April 2014)
Whispers around the industry are already comparing Viktoh’s experience at YBNL to the famous ‘Skales’ experience atE.M.E.Really and truly, Viktoh is talented but somehow something seems missing in his career, Much attention I guess.
OUR POINTS
*Is YBNL doing enough to push his music? Why does he seem to be left out at most of their gigs and performances? Why has he not done any major tour? Why has he not traveled with Olamide outside the shores of the country? Why is he not following the YBNL crew to their live concert in UK this October while new signeesAdekunle GoldandChinko Ekunwill be there?
*Since Viktoh was signed in March 2014, he has dropped 3 official singles ‘Say dem say’, ‘All my ladies’ featuring Phyno and ‘Instagram Police’ featuring Olamide and Small Doctor, while Lil Kesh has dropped 7 songs and countless collaborations.
Like Skales, Viktoh is an equally talented artiste. Apart from his singing prowress, he also raps fluently in ‘Ishan’ (Edo State) language so he qualifies to be called an ‘Indigenous rapper’. But he needs to focus more on making the right songs and more importantly ‘Promoting’ the songs well (Twitter and Instgram hype isn’t enough).
Nairalanders, Over to You!!!
Your Comments is highly needed.

Mine was d day I sacrificed my body to be injured by some heavy loads instead of my little sister who was sleeping beside those loads during her infancy. Men that week I received a lot of praises from my parents and gift items like biscuits, sweets, etc.

In case you missed my last topic. Most embarrassing moment of ur life u can still tell us via d link https://www.nairaland.com/2513927/what-been-most-embarrassing-moment

Well d topic says it all. What is the most beautiful moment of ur life? I'll post mine too. Let's goooo.. Lalasticlala

christopheru:
The topic says it all . What is the most embarrassing moment of your life?

I'll post mine too...


Mine goes this way...


It was the day I had visitors including girls in my room and my dad just came in and because I didn't do just 1 little message, he started calling me all sort of names. Was so embarrassed that day like mehnnn....

Most beautiful moment thread. www.nairaland.com/2515291/what-been-most-beautiful-moment