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1) Only in DoroBuci Video that someone
will play Golf at Ikoyi Lagos Nigeria and it
will land at white house Washington DC
USA.
2) When your life is in Darkness, pray to
God to free you..if u are still in darkness after
praying..pleasepay your electricity
Bill.
3) Girls with Bow Legs wearing Leggings
Be Like PLIERS.
4) If you Marry a Girl that can`t cook..
Bros your case is at Mr. Biggs
5) The way
Manchester United is going
down..they will soon discover Oil
6) Guys, when a girl say you are the best
man in her life, don`t be surprised to see
yourself standing beside her husband on
her wedding day.
7) Seeing girls with half of the Boobs showing on Social Networks is like MTN
advert, you see it everywhere you go.
Relationship nowadays: Love at first
sight, Sex at first Night and Break up at
First Fight.
9) If u snap with with digital camera
and
you still look ugly, my dear forget it, your
ugliness is Peak Milk Cos It`s in you.
10)Girls that lost their Virginity cos of Iphone
5 and BB10 Now that Iphone 6 is out what will they offer
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Lolz
ADD YOURS

aim5:
So being introverted is behaving in a feminine manner? God you're a big fool.

Mehn Dis guy don take am personal... Well yabbing is allowed

RazziP:
I BELIEVE THE POSTER IS ALSO A VIRGIN

you just Nailed it...

HOW TO KNoW A VIRGIN GUY

1. He is Very Shy About Touching You
He asks for permission before touching your body... A guy who has had s£x at least once will not be so shy of touching a girl. In fact shyness towards the opposite sex reduces in men who have been intimate before. You cannot completely say a guy is a virgin just because he is shy about being intimate, but it’s a strong sign. So if a guy is shy about touching you, especially at the private and intimate body parts, it shows that he is still a virgin.

2. He Dresses Awkwardly
Most virgin males tend to have an embarrassing dress sense. This is usually so, because they believe they don't have much reasons to pay attention to their dressing because they’ve not experienced what s£x is like. This usually begins to improve the moment they meet the girl they like but even at that, it is still noticeable to the smart ladies.

3. He Kisses Awkwardly
That a guy is a bad kisser does not mean he is a virgin oh. But if a guy kisses awkwardly, in a very shy manner, it’s almost a sure sign that he is a virgin. If a guy is pretty good at kissing you can be sure that he is not a virgin no matter what he says. Kissing takes practice and people get good at it with experience. Another sign to look out for is whether he closes his eyes while kissing, most virgins tend to do that a lot. * lol..

4. Usually Quiet, Shy, and has poor social skills
Male virgins are usually quiet, reserved and act in a feminine manner. they have a cowardly behavior, appear passive in interactions and have poor social skills. Male virgins are also timid and shy and usually do not know how to ask a lady out and make out with her. A lot of them would rather ask out a lady on the phone or through social media than face to face.

5. He Has a Very Quick Orgasm
If it’s his first intimate experience in love making, he is going to orgasm quickly. Some virgin guys tend to ejaculate even before entering or as soon as they enter. The first experience is always a nervous one for a guy because he will be constantly thinking about how he is performing, and he will get aroused at the slightest act of intimacy on your part causing him to ejaculate quickly. Guys with experience can control themselves a lot better.

GOOD EVENING GUYS...

A German eBay user have destroyed all properties that he shared with his girlfriend before they broke up. He took power tools cut all their property into two. They include phones, laptops, iphone 5, TV and even a car.
Other destroyed items include his bicycle, bed and mailbox
He is said to have sent one half of the sabotaged items to his ex-girlfriend, put other half on eBay, with half his Opel car now available for less than £2.
The spurned boyfriend has cut everything he owns in two to spite his former partner.
See crazy pictures below...
He then sent his ex-girlfriend her share in the post, while he's listed his half of the goods for sale on eBay, with the broken car now available for less than £2.
Other items cut in half include chairs, a bicycle, a teddy bear, an REM record, a sofa and even a mailbox, news.com.au reports.
The German also posted a YouTube video called 'For Laura' - which showed him sawing the items in two, with the caption: 'Thank you for 12 'beautiful' years Laura !!!!! you've really earned half.'
The extraordinary video sees his sabotage his Samsung TV set, his Apple Macbook Pro and his Opel car with meticulous precision.

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Guys Let's Know Which Club has the Most Fans Here.. I Rep BARCELONA!!!
Alight!! Legoooo!!!

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18 May 2015 19:05:56
The Barcelona star is ranked top of the list of strikers while Chelsea duo Eden Hazard and Cesc Fabregas rate highly in Football Observatory's season-long study
Lionel Messihas been ranked above Cristiano Ronaldowhile Eden Hazardis the second best attacking midfielder in Europe, according to research carried out by the International Centre for Sports Studies (CIES).
Football Observatory, a research group within the CIES in Switzerland, have ranked players from the continents top five leagues based on factors such as rigour, distribution and chance creation.
And over the 2014-15 season Messi is ranked above Ronaldo among strikers, with Luis Suarez third and Manchester City's Sergio Aguero fifth.
Chelsea winger Hazard loses out to Real Madrid's James Rodriguez in the attacking midfielder stakes, though Cesc Fabregas comes out on top in the defensive midfielder category.
In defence, Paris Saint-Germain's Thiago Silva is listed as the best centre back - with Liverpool's Dejan Lovren rated as the best in the Premier League - while Barcelona duo Dani Alves and Jordi Alba take the top two positions among full-backs.
The top five players for each position are as follows:

Good day fellas let's catch some fun. If you were asked to get married by d "AGE" According to the last 2 digit numbers of your cell phone number wat age would be getting married? Mine would be 73 years lOL omo See Gbese ooo .... Let's hear yours.. *Sips Fanta*

If you were Asked to get married at the age according to the last two digits of ur Phone What would it be lol.... Mine is 73 lOl see Gbese oooo . Lemme hear urs.. *Sips Fanta*

This week saw Bayern Winning Barcelona 3 goals to 2 at the allianz arena. But Barca progressing to the Finals in Berlin having an agg lead of barca 5-3 bayern. It also saw Juventus Progress to the final in Berlin after playing a 1-1 draw with Real Madrid and 3-2 on Aggregate.. Pals it has been a "turn around story" in this year's Champions League and now we have Barcelona ? Vs ? Juventus. The Big Question is Who wins this year's Uefa Champions league?

Bring on italian champions.... dutch, british, french and German champs all knocked out by Barca BBC= bye bye champions league

Barcelona vs Juventus hahahahahahahahahahahah
Barca for treble

Jjuuvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeee. Thank uuuuu

Mancity26:
nothing is impossible in football but msn no be here... Anyway make i go buy origin wey i go take watch am

Ur head is there

The Bavarians trail 3-0 from the first leg of their Champions League semi-final, with the chief executive admitting his club need a minor miracle to reach the final
Bayern Munich face a mammoth task in their Champions League semi-final second leg against Barcelona, with Karl-Heinz Rummenigge admitting he is praying for a "once in a century" display.
In last week's opening leg at Camp Nou, Bayern matched Barca for 75 minutes until Lionel Messi scored two brilliant goals before Neymar added a third to take control of the tie.
Bayern's preparation for this clash has been less than ideal, with Pepe Reina - who started in goal in place of the rested Manuel Neuer on Saturday - lasting just 13 minutes before being sent off in their 1-0 home defeat to Augsburg.
However, having already been crowned Bundesliga champions, the defeat is of little consequence to Bayern, and chief executive Rummenigge is hoping his club can produce one of the great European comebacks.
"It is going to be very hard," he said. "Barcelona were the favourites in the first place and after the game that status grew. This is normal when you get this sort of result.
"But nonetheless, it is the duty of Bayern Munich to put on their best performance on Tuesday. We will see if it will be enough. Our chances are very, very small, but in football there is always one game in a century where you can turn the tides.
"They are rare, I know, but it is our responsibility to give all we can. If it is not enough you can't change it but you at least have to try."
Although Bayern's hopes of a treble have been dashed by last week's defeat to Barca and a DFB-Pokal semi-final loss to Borussia Dortmund, Rummenigge believes 2014-15 will still go down as a success.
"If I was have write a report on our season so far, it would be very positive," he added.
By contrast, Barca are very much on course for the treble, with a Copa del Rey final against Athletic Bilbao to look forward to, while Saturday's 2-0 win over Real Sociedad and Real Madrid's 2-2 draw with Valencia gave them a four-point lead at the top of La Liga with two matches remaining.
Luis Enrique's men are on a blistering run of form at just the right time, winning all of their last eight matches, scoring 28 goals and keeping seven consecutive clean sheets.
Do u think Pep Guardiola's Men still have a Chance going through?

GJames:
I love just one superhero and that hero is in DC

Which 1

The chicken or the egg causality dilemma is
commonly stated as "which came first, the
chicken or the egg?" To ancient philosophers,
the question about the first chicken or egg
also evoked the questions of how life and
the universe in general began.[1]
From a modern scientific perspective, the
chicken came first because the genetic
recombination that produced the first
"chicken" (though that may be an arbitrary
definition in a breeding population
undergoing speciation) occurred in germ-line
cells in a non-chicken ancestor. Another
literal answer is that "the egg" in general
came first, because egg-laying species pre-
date the existence of chickens. To others, the
chicken came first, seeing as chickens are
merely domesticated red
junglefowls....

Which 1 Came 1st? Abeg I don ask my self severally..

ApexTitan:
OP should do a sex change already.

Funny dude

Lemme Just Go straight to the Point. We all knw about their Super Heroes.
I believe DC superheroes are weird. OK ,they're either weird or
all exactly the same. Except Superman and Batman.
Those two are good. But all of the other ones are just
really weird or essentially the same (meaning they have
different superpowers but the same life and backstory).
While Marvel has more powerful, reality minipulating ,
giant sized and destructible characters. Marvel has
more characters period. DC has 10,000 and marvel
has 35,000
So who's More Better DC or Marvel..

donbenedict:
Pls dnt start by creatin a gender disparity here!

Its not a Disparity but an interesting debate. GBAM

Without women, the world would fall apart. Men
need women to reproduce. The girls help keep the world in
check. There are more girls on the planet then there are
boys. Men need to care to care for them, and if you go to
elementary, boys goof off more than the girls do. They
are serious about their education.
Girl are more fancier than boys. They
take a lot of care of themselves. I mean what do we boys
wear jeans shorts or shirt we don't even need to do
anything to their hair. Girls have their hair, face and wear
skirts dresses plus jeans and shorts. Girl don't get in
much trouble at school either and sing way better than
boys.
By comparison, guys keep it simple & uncomplicated.
They set goals & pursue them. They indulge in sports,
community, etc. They avoid money-hungry females, if at
all possible. That makes them wise. They don't need the
BFF -crutch that females lean on. That makes them
confident. Most of them work hard and play hard. They
know where to draw the line, between the two. They may
not display the best fashion sense, but they are usually
honest in their feelings. All equates to cool.

So who's Cooler? The Gentlemen or The Ladies?

After Being held by valencia on a 2-2 draw. Real Madrid now have to pray barca drops Point hopefully Against Ath Madrid.
Valencia Had the early 1st half 2 goals lead. But thanks to pepe and isco for salvaging a point for madrid. Is the La Liga still wide open. Or Very much Barcelona's to loose? Ur Comments pls.

Oahray:
no my friend, they were outclassed.

My bro u deserve a bottle of ORIGIN

Ggggooooooaaaaallllllll nnnneeeeeeyyyyymmmmaaaaaarrrrrr!!!!!!

IzonOwei:
Na today barca decide to give me heart attack... .....i will say this again...let barca beg guardiola to come back and coach the team...barca was invincible with guardiola...this match is barca vs guardiola...he knows every barca move...and may I abuse suarez a bit...suarez na today u wan miss goal...

And u think Barca don't know guardiola's pattern? BROS USE UR HEAD!!!

The West African Examinations Council (WAEC) has announced that it would henceforth, publish photographs of candidates caught in the act of impersonation during any of its examinations in newspapers and on its website.
This was contained in a communiqué issued by the council on Monday, which detailed the resolutions reached by the Nigeria Examinations Council, WAEC’s apex policy-making organ, at the end of its 59th meeting in Lagos, last week.
The report read in part: “…the committee resolved that, henceforth, candidates caught impersonating in WAEC examinations will have their names, photographs, as well as examination and certificate details published in National dailies and the council’s corporate website to serve as deterrent to others.”
The committee which also described the incidence of examination malpractice across the country as “alarming”, advocated the use of metal detectors to prevent candidates from smuggling in mobile phones into examination halls.
The committee which considered reports of malpractices recorded during the 2014 May/June and November/December Examinations, approved sanctions for different individual offences.
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The technology that warned of the impending
collision will start appearing in cars in just a
couple of years. Called car-to-car or vehicle-to- vehicle communication, it lets cars broadcast their
position, speed, steering-wheel position, brake status, and other data to other vehicles within a
few hundred meters. The other cars can use such information to build a detailed picture of what’s unfolding around them, revealing trouble that even the most careful and alert driver, or the best sensor system, would miss or fail to anticipate.
Already many cars have instruments that use
radar or ultrasound to detect obstacles or
vehicles. But the range of these sensors is limited
to a few car lengths, and they cannot see past
the nearest obstruction.
Car-to-car communication should also have a
bigger impact than the advanced vehicle
automation technologies that have been more
widely heralded. Though self-driving cars could
eventually improve safety, they remain imperfect
and unproven, with sensors and software too
easily bamboozled by poor weather, unexpected
obstacles or circumstances, or complex city
driving. Simply networking cars together
wirelessly is likely to have a far bigger and more
immediate effect on road safety.
Creating a car-to-car network is still a complex
challenge. The computers aboard each car
process the various readings being broadcast by
other vehicles 10 times every second, each time
calculating the chance of an impending collision.
Transmitters use a dedicated portion of wireless
spectrum as well as a new wireless standard,
802.11p, to authenticate each message.
Expect More News Concerning Car To Car Communication