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Find the best signs to tell if a shy girl
has a crush on you in school or at
work. These psychological hints help
to find out if someone has a secret
crush on you. Sometimes we are confused whether
this girl has a crush on you or not? The
conversations she has with you, her
gestures, looks, expressions on her
face make you to think whether she is
in love with you secretly. A joint study by scientists and psychologists has
unveiled signals a woman releases
when she is attracted or likes a guy. When someone likes you, fortunately
there are many signs to confirm. We
must learn to analyze the signs and
behaviors before we get an
approximation. The looks, the
touches, the smiles and the nervousness are all signs a girl has a
crush on you. So many positive signs
that we must interpret before
proceeding to act. When trying to
know if a girl has crush on you, you
should be discreet and subtle. So here are some common signs which shows
whether this girl has a crush on you or
it’s just your misunderstanding. 1.She laughs more on your jokes Most women are attracted to guys
who can make them laugh and at the
same time, make them feel the center
of the world. But the truth is women
who are attracted to a guy better
understands his humor and thus laughs more. Experts say that this is a
sign that she gives more attention to
that guy so that he likes him too. Researchers and some of of the most
influential psychologists carried on a
research which showed that a girl
who is attracted to a guy laughs more
than other girls at his jokes and
humor. This means that if you feel she is replying very positively to your
humor then this is a sign that she likes
you. The sign of being in love is a
more natural smiles for you which
many times is accompanied by
blushing. Come on, that nervous giggle betrays us. A woman laughs
openly when enjoying the company,
feels happy and gratified.
2.Physical touches When she touches you unintentionally
many times then this can indicate that
she is trying to seduce you without
being oblivious. Those moments when
a woman tries to attract the guy who
she likes, this guy will notice to get touched at arms or leg and it seems an
accident. You must not miss this
moment and this is one of the clear
signs a girl has a crush on you. But beware, you should strive to
differentiate between intentional or
accidental touches. Don’t just reach a
point that she is fallen for you until
you are hundred percent sure. If you
are known to her for a long time then it may be that she has friend zoned
you and is just too comfortable with
your company.
3.Looks for excuses to be near Life is pure theater with too many
coincidences. It may be a clear
indication that if she is found often
around then she has a crush on you.
So many coincidences that women
seem to plan. There are many games that seem fortuitous and accidental,
but they are not. She looks for the
coincidences and if in confined spaces,
much better. If you start to notice that such
situations begin to repeat themselves
over the account without having
happened before, you must
understand that she like you. It is a clear sign if she accidentally
appears in the place where you go
usually. If you ever meet a friend who
happened to go to the same place as
you or if in one place is the
rummaging to be near you, open your eyes, she can be in love with you and
do not know how to express with
words. A shy girl in love looks for any
excuse to be near the guy she is in
love. She finds it difficult to get noticed
with words and hence she is around you most of the times so that you
notice her.
[b]4.She keeps looking at you[/b]Does she throw intermittent,
consecutive and almost anxious
glances? The researchers have
concluded that your eyes suggest
things that you are interested and thus
a person gives more glances to the person they have a crush. The girl in love will not express in
words what she feels and thus look at
you when you are around. See is
dedicated to just look at you and
watch you as you act without
intervening. A directed gaze to someone for more than three-five
seconds is a sign of attraction. Indeed,
when we’re in love we focus on the
other and look at them constantly.
However, never try to catch her eye
her as this can make her nervous and thus look away, it can be a bad sign.
To check she is looking at you or not
just rotate your head as if you are
doing neck exercise and catch her
with making it obvious. The look is very important to know if
someone like you or not. The eyes can
say many things and thus read her
eyes when she looks at you or talks to
you.
5.Playing with her hair Does she often touches or play with
her hair in a conversation with you.
Although women are usually always
accommodating hair, sometimes they
just do it to attract men. It is one of the
signs that she may be flirting with you and also denotes she is nervous. She
touches her hair, her lips nibbling or
laughs naively. Although she does not
dare to express her feelings, but their
body language speaks for them. Subtle seduction Does she try to seduce you subtly? It is
one of the quintessential game of
seduction and it has been understood,
for example, subtle touches
mentioned above. She takes the
position of her legs in such a way to show the calf leg. In this position, the
leg muscles are more terse and
seductive. An unbuttoned button and
a plunging neckline are seduction
techniques used by women to seduce
guys without making it oblivious. These tricks are used by girls who are
not shy. She has a crush on you and
thus tries to attract you.
6.Conversation signs Generally, if a person is attracted to
you, they tend to prolong their
conversation. It shows interest, she
may raise many questions and laugh a
lot. She will smile more and if she is a
bit nervous then playing with hair. Also she will remember every single
detail that you have passed in the
conversation. She does not forget the
small details said by a man when she is
interested. She may remember what
you said about your favorite writer, movie, music, restaurant etc. Her behavior changes talking to
you There are different kinds of behavior
that translate an attraction signs to be
analyzed to determine she has a crush.
First, if you know you have to take
into consideration the temperament of
the person you have in front of you. Indeed, if the person is outgoing or
reserved, the signs are not the same.
A girl who you doubt to be in love
with you gets nervous in your
presence means she attracted to you
and shy. She can handle an object, nail biting, stammering or even red.
Nervousness is an advantage for you
is a sign that perhaps there is an
attraction. Add yours

All those potential oil pipeline Vandalizers [petroleum engineering students] their own wahala too much.

All those potential oil pipeline Vandalizers [petroleum engineering students] their own wahala too much.

Space bookers Association. The poster above me tho

QUESTIONS GIRLS ASK,
AND HOW OUR BOYS
SHOULD ANSWER THEM.
*GIRL: Are you a player?
ANS: Yes, Chelsea fc wants to sign me
next season.
*GIRL: Why do you want my BB
pin?
ANS: NO, i want to use it and
burst my pimples
*GIRL: Baby, My subscription will soon expire,
what will i do?
ANS: Return the phone to the
seller, and ask for
nokia torch.
*GIRL: Jesus! Prince..., is that a condom your
bringing out?
ANS: No, its my bank ATM card
*GIRL: If i sleep over in your
house, hope nothing
funny will happen? ANS: Trust me, We will do night
vigil.
*GIRL: Baby send me card
ANS: Yellow card or Red card?
*GIRL: Can you really date me
without sex? ANS: Eh, are you HIV positive?
*GIRL: I hope your not after my
body?
ANS: No, am after your spirit
*GIRL: I have missed my period
ANS: Ask your course rep for the next class.
Girl: Why do you want my number?
Ans: I want to use it to play baba ijebu
*GIRL: Why don't you have a car?
ANS: Did your father have a car at
my age? Abeg Add yours joor....dey cnt kill us

jericco1:
don't antagonize what you don't understand. It shows a complete sign of ignorance

bros na grammar you dey speak o. Lalasticlala i think Ahyam right?

jericco1:
for the fact you see them dance and act doesn't make it an unserious course. It is a practical and a theoretical course. If you don't understand why people do things, then you simply ask.

u don vex?

AccidentalGenius:
Look at what the ranting of the olosho jadekitana has caused. All because the banker paid only 500naira for short time

I dey tell you.

All those Philosophy students the way dem dey take Imagine nonsense things at times dey wonder me. Their own too much for their body.

All those Bricklayers [civil Engineering student] in making una Bragging too much sef .

erasergozy:
Imagine your son/daughter reading Business Administration when you're a civil servant, which Business he wan Administrate? Your own self too much

lalasticlala

falconey:
Prospective banker in the building...........


Awa noni

Me na Prospective Accountant jare..
Lalasticlala u still dey buy d Groundnut?

falconey:
Prospective banker in the building...........


Awa noni

Me na Prospective Accountant jare..
Lalasticlala u still dey buy d Groundnut?

PushPlay:
Just summarise you bull crap next time.

phlegm wad

Cholls:
my brother please steak to your banking job...........your literature is wack.

Hey mate,
Check your spelling correctly. You need to go back to English Class.

A friend of mine who is “seriously” searching for a wife got introduced to a beautiful “87” model (that is, 24 year old girl) who is in her finals in a popular university in Lagos. They got talking and the girl politely asks “please where do you work?” …..and my friend cockily responded “I’m a banker”. And then she goes “banker ke?, abeg oh”….”they are too stingy for my liking”. The guy replied “why do you girls always say this all the time?”. Apparently this wasn’t the first time. So, I decided i’d attempt to find out why most girls have this perception. To start, I had to figure out what the pay structure and take home pay of an average banker is. Lets imagine a certain Francis who has worked in a bank for 3 years and earns a salary package of N2.4m annually. Arithmetically, that comes to about N200k a month right? Wrong! A Bank’s salary package like most others are made up of a lot of benefits that the staff never get to go home with. For example medicals. It will also include items that are not paid monthly such as leave allowances. Consequently their salaries also gets hit with deductions such as payroll taxes, pension contribution, statutory deduction and sometimes up fronts. “Upfronts” are bulk salary advances paid to employees to enable them meet personal needs that often require huge cash flows. It could either be 3 or 6 months salary paid upfront. Back to Francis, his monthly salary of N200k probably gets reduced 20% by taxes and other statutory deductions to N160k. The information I gathered is that banks typically pay between 10 to 20 percent of a staff total salary once every 6 months. If we then use the lower of 10%, then he gets 10% of N2.4m every 6 months being N240k. Since the Upfronts are repaid in monthly equal installments, Francis’s salary is deducted by another N40k bringing his net take home pay to N120k. From N200k Francis now suddenly gets to take home N120k This might still seem a good take home pay for anyone considering the amount already deducted. But then, people who earn N2.4m should be able to afford a nice 2 bedroom apartment costing around N300k per annum, drive a car of at least N1.2m and have several other dependents. So assuming this causes a further monthly deduction of N20,000 from his salary, he is now left with N100k as his disposable income. From where he gets to spend for his wardrobe (as is expected of a banker), food, fun, family etc. Considering their high taste, where they eat, have fun etc can be quite expensive. This cycle is across the spectrum of their pay structure, as the more you earn the higher your taste and hence your expenses. Therefore, the first impression you have of Francis is, he is a young, smart, “okay” guy that can take good “care” of a lady. Based on that, you expect him to buy you a blackberry phone or afford to change your wardrobe or even put you on some “reasonable” pocket money on a regular. How is that to happen when Francis actually takes home N100k monthly? If he buys you a blackberry smartphone of N80k that’s taking almost all his salary. How often can he then afford to buy you all the nicely things you want considering how little the disposable income is to maintaining his lifestyle. This model is not alien to employees of other companies, but the misconception that bankers take home a lot more money is basically because of their access to finance. Giving them the leverage required to purchase things that people on their salary scale in other organizations probably can’t. However, this more often than not leaves them in a perpetual cycle of very little disposable income as every time the upfront is paid, there is one major personal project waiting to be funded. This may also be the reason why they’re constantly changing jobs as each change attracts a higher salary package. So, for the university chic, you may want to cut my friend some slack as the guy isn’t stingy. He is leaving his dream which comes with a price. Part of that price may well be the blackberry that you so wish for. Your comments pls.

"Bankers are stingy." This is a misconception! It is an offshoot of the popular opinion that bankers are wealthy. My ears have grown dull from hearing this popular line. It's like saying lawyers cannot be stingy or saying being a doctor automatically makes you a good person. This I'll say is a Fallacy of hasty generalization. 'Bankers are not stingy.' I'd rather say most of them are prudent. They work with money and have learnt to value it. Below are some of the reasons prudence is a necessary trait in a Banker. The Industry is volatile The volatility of the Nigerian banking Industry is well documented. It is an annual tsunami, with a stroke of its waves rendering many jobless and left with whatever has been saved for the rainy days. It's safe to say the bankers earn through one of the hardest means; with the highest level of uncertainty and pressure. So, wouldn't you rather advise a banker dad, mum, friend or boo to save for the rainy days? Shortages Bankers are not machines, bank tellers in market branches go through a lot of stress, attending to countless number of customers, counting, bundling and 'unbundling' millions in a day. Well, listen up! We make mistakes, which could sometimes be more than our monthly earnings. Sadly, we don't get to enjoy overages when they occur, but we pay from our earnings for shortages. How do you expect a dude in this position to be generous? It's yours, not The bankers' ! You all need to understand that all that huge cash in a bank are accounted for, to the last kobo. It's not the bankers' money, it is your money, you and that woman out there who has a shop on your street, your manager who owns a Land- rover jeep, your friend with the Infiniti QX4. The bankers don't have access to it. Pay structure The pay structure and take home of average Bankers are not what it seems to be. It is made up of several other benefits they don't get to take home monthly such as, leave allowance and medicals, not leaving out deductions such as taxes, pension contribution, NHF contribution, and other statutory contributions. An average salary of say N134,000 might just leave a take home of N95, 000 monthly after butchering and deductions. This might seem a good take home pay for anyone, when you consider his accommodation of about 200k per annum, ~16.5k a month, he get to spend on his wardrobe ( y'all love the smart, crisp bankers dress right? ), several other dependants, transportation, fun (considering their high taste), and education for those running masters programs and other professional courses, "mehn you have to cut the bankers some slack" Fake life Unfortunately, some bankers genuinely don't have the money, they practically live beyond their means and spend their salary before being paid. They live a life of pretense and lies. The Banker is not a bank Oh, you really have that great business idea or plan, you have something reasonable to do with the fund you want, why not approach a micro-finance bank? The profession is completely overrated!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whats Your Say?

"Bankers are stingy." This is a misconception! It is an offshoot of the popular opinion that bankers are wealthy. My ears have grown dull from hearing this popular line. It's like saying lawyers cannot be stingy or saying being a doctor automatically makes you a good person. This I'll say is a Fallacy of hasty generalization. 'Bankers are not stingy.' I'd rather say most of them are prudent. They work with money and have learnt to value it. Below are some of the reasons prudence is a necessary trait in a Banker. The Industry is volatile The volatility of the Nigerian banking Industry is well documented. It is an annual tsunami, with a stroke of its waves rendering many jobless and left with whatever has been saved for the rainy days. It's safe to say the bankers earn through one of the hardest means; with the highest level of uncertainty and pressure. So, wouldn't you rather advise a banker dad, mum, friend or boo to save for the rainy days? Shortages Bankers are not machines, bank tellers in market branches go through a lot of stress, attending to countless number of customers, counting, bundling and 'unbundling' millions in a day. Well, listen up! We make mistakes, which could sometimes be more than our monthly earnings. Sadly, we don't get to enjoy overages when they occur, but we pay from our earnings for shortages. How do you expect a dude in this position to be generous? It's yours, not The bankers' ! You all need to understand that all that huge cash in a bank are accounted for, to the last kobo. It's not the bankers' money, it is your money, you and that woman out there who has a shop on your street, your manager who owns a Land- rover jeep, your friend with the Infiniti QX4. The bankers don't have access to it. Pay structure The pay structure and take home of average Bankers are not what it seems to be. It is made up of several other benefits they don't get to take home monthly such as, leave allowance and medicals, not leaving out deductions such as taxes, pension contribution, NHF contribution, and other statutory contributions. An average salary of say N134,000 might just leave a take home of N95, 000 monthly after butchering and deductions. This might seem a good take home pay for anyone, when you consider his accommodation of about 200k per annum, ~16.5k a month, he get to spend on his wardrobe ( y'all love the smart, crisp bankers dress right? ), several other dependants, transportation, fun (considering their high taste), and education for those running masters programs and other professional courses, "mehn you have to cut the bankers some slack" Fake life Unfortunately, some bankers genuinely don't have the money, they practically live beyond their means and spend their salary before being paid. They live a life of pretense and lies. The Banker is not a bank Oh, you really have that great business idea or plan, you have something reasonable to do with the fund you want, why not approach a micro-finance bank? The profession is completely overrated!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whats Your Say?

SAINTSAMURAI:
ITS OBVIOUS that the OP is one of this oloshos that go to the banks for the sole purpose of getting the attention of bankers but unfortunately they end up getting d attention of customer care service guys and casheirs, when the real dope bankers are upstairs in their offices. "olosho business gone wrong. afta d customer care service guys nd casheirs have used them like a piece of toilet roll that they are, they now come online in nairaland and start lamenting bankers are broke and all that. "TEAM BANKING AND FINANCE STUDENT.

i de feel your flow #TeamAccountancyStudents

sheettle:
Political Science Students Noise is the most annoying, they will be shouting Constitution, Parliamentarian, Political animals, Rule of law, fundamental human rights, etc .. Thinking they are equivalent to LAW Students and even discriminating against the Political Science Education Students.. Meanwhile, Both the Political Science and Political science Education students will both end up as Government Teachers in secondary schools.

oh my world. i can't help laughing

chibyz:
all theatre art students are crazy! one was even acting on the road shouting"i will confess''. where are all this prick layers abi bricklayers called civil engineering.

i de tell you, those civil engineering students are potential bricklayers

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Dislocated my elbow while playing rough. At 9.
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sheettle:
Political Science Students Noise is the most annoying, they will be shouting Constitution, Parliamentarian, Political animals, Rule of law, fundamental human rights, etc .. Thinking they are equivalent to LAW Students and even discriminating against the Political Science Education Students.. Meanwhile, Both the Political Science and Political science Education students will both end up as Government Teachers in secondary schools.

haha

For all of Una wey watch the #NIGvsEGY match this evening Even with 3 Moses wey we get;
1. Moses Simon
2. Victor Moses
3. Ahmed Musa (Moses)
Nigeria couldn't conquer the
Egyptians. A job that ONE MOSES did before!
Abeg, which type of Moses do we
have in Nigeria sef?

For all of Una wey watch the #NIGvsEGY match this evening Even with 3 Moses wey we get;
1. Moses Simon
2. Victor Moses
3. Ahmed Musa (Moses)
Nigeria couldn't conquer the
Egyptians. A job that ONE MOSES did before!
Abeg, which type of Moses do we
have in Nigeria sef?

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Women seem to notice everything that
is "wrong" with another woman. They
can easily spot any makeup disaster,
ugly hairdo or tacky outfit. But what
about men? Will those who
understand nothing of fashion or feminine things also notice when a
woman is ill-groomed?
The answer is yes. Most men can tell
when a woman is trying too hard and
not pulling something off.
Here are 10 things they hate most:
1. Extreme hairstyles A woman with hair full of volumizing
product and variously placed bobby
pins walks into the room. You think
she will attract the attention of all the
men at the party. Will it attract
attention? Yes, but I doubt if any man wants to get near that rat's nest for
any other reason than to see what is
holding all of it up. Most men prefer
long, loose, soft and silky hair, not
sticky hairspray and hard gels.
2. Masked faces Foundation is used to hide
imperfections, fine lines and
blemishes. However, it should be
applied as a thin, even layer, and in a
shade that blends right in to your skin.
Overuse can make it look like you came out with a layer of clay on your
face. When applied correctly, no one
should be able to tell that you are
hiding imperfections on your face.
Remember, less is always more.
3. Sticky eyelashes You know that effect when a woman
uses too much mascara -- her
eyelashes all stick together and smear
black with each blink. Nothing about
that look is attractive. Use good quality
mascara that dries quickly and does not smudge. After applying, use an
eyelash brush to remove any excess
off of your lashes. Men love beautiful
and expressive eyes, free of black
clumps.
4. Too much glitter If you are not a professional makeup
artist, it is probably best to stick to the
matte shadows. They adhere better
and are less likely to concentrate in the
crease of your eyelid.
5. Yellow teeth and bad breath Yellow teeth and bad breath are not
attractive to anyone. If you struggle in
this area, you should realize that the
source of the problem is probably
found in poor hygiene. Or maybe you
need to cut back on the coffee, black tea or red wine, or lose the cigarettes.
Whatever it is, address the source of
your problem, and try adding
whitening toothpaste and dental floss
to brighten your smile. Lozenges or
sugar-free breath sprays also help a lot.
6.Lack of body care Poorly manicured nails, hairy legs and
unshaven armpits are major turn-offs
for men. Poor personal hygiene
cannot be hidden by makeup and nice
clothes.
7. Dry or oily skin Yes, men notice. The sight of a dried
heel, oily face or peeling skin is a
warning to "back off." Don't expect to
turn him on with cracked lips.
8.Primping in public Men are not interested in knowing
your tricks to become more attractive.
Put on your makeup at home and
don't fuss over it in public. Read:168 chemicals you unknowingly
smeared on your face this morning 9. Dark lips Lipstick is a great tool to make your
lips more beautiful and defined. But
beware, if misused, the lip liner pencil
can become your enemy. When going
out for dinner, use a lipstick and liner
close to the color of your lips. Dark lipstick colors have the awful tendency
to smudge onto your teeth while you
are talking or eating -- not a pleasant
sight for those who are watching.
Also, remember that dark lip liner
paired with lighter lipstick leaves an aged appearance.
10. Perfume overload Excesses are always a bad idea.
Remember, the more expensive the
perfume, the less you should use. The
cheaper the perfume, the less you
should use. So try to put a drop only in
certain points such as the neck, behind the ears and wrists. A little bit
of a good perfume is plenty.
OYA ADD YOUR OWN

I must talk this one o.
It was the night I caught chioma kissing the guy she told me she hated so much due to the guy doesn't have enough swag. I intentionally waited so that she could see me staring at her. Men, she felt like collapsing that moment.

Caught this girl smelling her own panties and she was like oosh disgusting. so embarrassing when she saw me staring at her.

Economics students too dey make noise, they're potential noise makers.