₦airaland Forum

AlexCk:
I'll watch the night turn light blue, but it's not the same without you, because it takes two to whisper quietly.

The silence isn't so bad 'till I look at my hands and feel sad 'Cause the spaces between my fingers are right where yours fit perfectly.

cool

someone should pls tell me the latest interesting action or adventure tv series i can watch.

QUANTICO. Is the movie very interesting?

AlexCk:
Pretty much dnt knw abt d peeps here, soo technically be on my own

Get to know them

slyIsaac:
For the love of moses ts refiner

hehehehehe

Angelberry:
Yeah...wanna get u drunk and....you know what I mean

hmmm

misshoree:
Me....self love

lol

tombravo:
here, im sending you my love. If you reject it. I'll hapily nurse my broken heart knowing i spent the last few months loving a girl that totally worths it.
...
...
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Tombravo

nice one bro.

layla129:
Your bae in reality ain't on NL?

layla, you haven't answered my question.

layla129:
We'll trash that out later

Where do you base? #JustAsking

layla129:
We'll trash that out later

babe, no problem with those.

Nature8:
A very sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go..

*heart melts*

layla129:
Just pick a venue already!

oh babe just tell me your location and the venue will be fixed. Thats all.

layla129 That girl's really cool.
Thread suppose make FP

If you were asked to Pick a Date from Nairaland Who Would He or She Be and What are your reasons? Asin why are you picking that person. lets have fun. Lalasticlala who you go pick?

"I want you. All of you. Your flaws. Your mistakes. Your imperfections. I want you, and only you."

Alaanyihaji:
correct. Some people like to spoil thread.

Don't mind them. Let the Quotes keep coming in joor #BRING_BACK_THE_FUN

SAINTSAMURAI:
UKWU

Some guys

"You are my best friend, my human diary and my other half. You mean the world to me and I LOVE YOU." pls use this quote when you're sure you'll marry the person. (In Saka's voice: The quote is too powerful) lol

"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you." how you see am

Hello Nairalanders, Whats your favourite love quote ever? someone may be Looking for some vow-inspiration.
See mine The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to these things. You met someone and you fell in love Thats that So Lets go DROP YOURS
@lalasticlala Have that girl finally agreed?

who's has or is currently watching BLINDSPOT TV SERIES? How many episodes does yours have pls? Nigerian guys are making it complicated

lalasticlala add yours lets have fun.

When you ask your mum can you go out. And she says ''go ask your dad'' you'll be like..

Have you ever wondered why there
are no superheroes in Nigeria? With
no fuel, no light, and the pressure to
marry, how will they succeed? Here
are 20 reasons superheroes cannot
survive in Nigeria:
1. Batman may get stranded. Where would batman find fuel
to use to drive his BatMobile?
2. No light to charge Iron man’s suit
too.
3. Nigerian’s will have many
problems with Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman will try to save
someone and get hit with
"Auntie thank you oh but pliz
dis ya skirt is too short" And will probably shame her for
being a female superhero."wonder woman go and marry"
"nawa oh since no man"
"how will she have man when
she's too strong "
" lol see her payint e dey find
man" And call her Ashawo. When She steps out in her normal suit [b/4. Thor’s hammer would’ve gone missing.[/b]
Way Forget not being worthy to lift
It, Obalende boys will still fap
Thor's hammer.
5. Because the only Nigerians that
can fly are witches and wizards… people won't accept them
because they'll call them witches
and wizards
6.They wouldn’t have capes
because Nigerian tailors are just
disappointing. lol tailor wey suppose sew cape
go dey waste time
7 Lagos traffic won’t let Batman
be great. Batman defs can't speed like a
madman in his batmobile with
this traffic.
8. Who wants to wear cape in this
heat? They won't wear costumes. The weather is too hot.
9.Nigerians can even call them
oversabi people. Nigerians will steady give
attitude
*saves someone
Who sent you
10. The Incredible Hulk would’ve
faced wahala with this mum. *Hulk's Nigerian mum vexs
hulk*
*Hulk starts getting angry*
Mum: see him see him turning
green already The mum will be like 'kuku kill me'
11. Spider man won’t be able to
fight crime on the mainland. Spiderman can only web
around on the Island No sky scrapers buildings around Nigeria.
12.Antman may die prematurely…. dem go use ota pia pia kill am
13. Will Aquaman takeover
dominion of the seas from the
mammywater just like that? Aqua man will fight all the mami water In Nigeria.
14. Add yours Joor

When your watch your mother price a shoe from N15,000 down to N1,500

When you open the container of Danish cookies and see needle and thread.

When you hear your father’s horn at the gate and the whole house is scattered.

Have you ever wondered why there
are no superheroes in Nigeria? With
no fuel, no light, and the pressure to
marry, how will they succeed? Here
are 20 reasons superheroes cannot
survive in Nigeria:
1. Batman may get stranded. Where would batman find fuel
to use to drive his BatMobile?
2. No light to charge Iron man’s suit
too.
3. Nigerian’s will have many
problems with Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman will try to save
someone and get hit with
"Auntie thank you oh but pliz
dis ya skirt is too short" And will probably shame her for
being a female superhero."wonder woman go and marry"
"nawa oh since no man"
"how will she have man when
she's too strong "
" lol see her payint e dey find
man" And call her Ashawo. When She steps out in her normal suit [b/4. Thor’s hammer would’ve gone missing.[/b]
Way Forget not being worthy to lift
It, Obalende boys will still fap
Thor's hammer.
5. Because the only Nigerians that
can fly are witches and wizards… people won't accept them
because they'll call them witches
and wizards
6.They wouldn’t have capes
because Nigerian tailors are just
disappointing. lol tailor wey suppose sew cape
go dey waste time
7 Lagos traffic won’t let Batman
be great. Batman defs can't speed like a
madman in his batmobile with
this traffic.
8. Who wants to wear cape in this
heat? They won't wear costumes. The weather is too hot.
9.Nigerians can even call them
oversabi people. Nigerians will steady give
attitude
*saves someone
Who sent you
10. The Incredible Hulk would’ve
faced wahala with this mum. *Hulk's Nigerian mum vexs
hulk*
*Hulk starts getting angry*
Mum: see him see him turning
green already The mum will be like 'kuku kill me'
11. Spider man won’t be able to
fight crime on the mainland. Spiderman can only web
around on the Island No sky scrapers buildings around Nigeria.
12.Antman may die prematurely…. dem go use ota pia pia kill am
13. Will Aquaman takeover
dominion of the seas from the
mammywater just like that? Aqua man will fight all the mami water In Nigeria.
14. Add yours Joor

When you’ve been dating for five years but she can’t understand that it’s too early for marriage.

When she says she’ll cook for you and she still expects you to help out.

When she wants to know ‘who was on the phone’ even though it would break her heart.