₦airaland Forum

teeowl:
Typical flat headed id0tic igbo... It would always be igbos that would open this kind of thread.. Mtcheww....

Bros Kindly get home, Take a bottle of Insecticide and drink.

Guys Who do u rep? Let's see which Tribe Dominates Nairaland.. Alright

I REP The Igbos..

Legoooooo...

Hello guys, lets use this,medium to know the situation of fuel in your area so that those who seek to buy fuel can go to areas where its available

The 27-year-old posted a picture of the pair’s son kissing his mother’s stomach, with the Argentine adding the message: “Can’t wait to welcome you into our world!!! We love you! Thiagui, mum and dad,” to the post.
He also posted the same picture on Instagram, saying
“Waiting for you baby! We love you”.
There has been no announcement as to when the child is expected or how far along Roccuzzo is in her pregnancy.

Which Tribe has the Most beautiful Women and Handsome men?

Ur Comments.. Arguments are allowed.

Girls be like NO we need Experienced guys. A Virgin Girl who won't marry a Virgin guy?? My Question for u is:: Do u need a non virgin ( who 4 sure sleeps around like a mad dog and who will still sleep around after marrying u) or a Virgin who ur rest assured that won't cheat on u?
To be Frank, Girls are the DUMBEST creature on earth... Only wise Girls will go for the wise option.

kaka22:
Most Nigerians are used to fairly used products that they now go for fairly used human being too... Let's make it simple for our ladies. Do you want fairly used husband or brand new husband?

GBAM. Ur d real deal man.. Non-virgin guys r fairly used while the Virgins are Brand new. They can impregnate in 1 strike or used product. Later una go dey run here and there dey Find Children

ghost1718:
shai..... The virgin male is not yet born.....men are alpha..... We love taking control. So [color=#990000] BELIEVE ME 90% OF THE LADIES HERE WILL DISAGREE HERE[/color]

My bros don't say wat u don't know. Virgin males Exists.. Take Me 4r Example.

missclasssy:
Good forbid.
Virgin ko, virgin ni

Abeg we want experience.

Ewo my Sis. U've lost ur Dignity long Ago

skylane:
U shud mention the north befor any state,like adamawa, chai dier girls to make sense,

Kinda true tho. Hausa Girls ( d neat ones ) make sense.

Which of d state among d 36 states do we have d most beautiful gals nd handsome guys?
To me I think Imo has d most beautiful girls in Nigeria #I_am_just_saying

The 27-year-old posted a picture of the pair’s son kissing his mother’s stomach, with the Argentine adding the message: “Can’t wait to welcome you into our world!!! We love you! Thiagui, mum and dad,” to the post.
He also posted the same picture on Instagram, saying
“Waiting for you baby! We love you”.
There has been no announcement as to when the child is expected or how far along Roccuzzo is in her pregnancy.

CHM11:
I swear the father inlaw that will demand a car from me before marrying his daughter ehn...I will tell him to his face in the presence of his wife and even his so called daughter that he is stuupid and he should Bleep off then I take my bloody leave...what rubbish...

One will be spending millions to marry problems.

Bro I feel ur pains *sips zobo*

BENIN—FORMER Provost Marshal of the Nigerian Army,
Brig. General Idada Ikpomnwen, said yesterday, that
rather than blame the South African government for
xenophobic attacks on foreigners, the Nigerian
government should make the country habitable, so that
the need by Nigerians to seek greener pastures anywhere
else in the world will be reduced.
Idada, who described the action of South Africans against
their African brothers as despicable, said: “We must begin
to think of how to create jobs, make good use of our
resources and make this nation great. That is the
challenge before the Federal Government and not the
action of South Africans.”

UR COMMENTS...

President-elect Gen. Buhari says he never gave the directive to anyone to bar AIT from covering his activities. In a statement released this evening and signed by the Director of Publicity for the Buhari Campaign Organisation, Garba Shehu, Gen Buhari said this is the era of change and that he along with his staff will ensure they do not make the same mistakes the outgoing government made.
“The time for change has come and we must avoid making the same mistakes that the outgoing government made” the statement read in part.
The statement also stated that Gen Buhari instructed his staff to”steer clear of all dealings with the media, and leave all media affairs to his official media team. “I would like everyone to henceforth stay within his/her defined area of responsibility,” Buhari said.

Orijin101:

the lord is your strength

Hahahahahah D lord is his strength for real my bros

Orijin101:
Actually, my own get as e be sha, if you see the way my heart waz beating, you will think their iz a praise night going on in my heart. . .

But at last sha, i approached her, when God wan catch me, the babe waz not in a good mood, na so i change topic and i started persuading her to come for the 7 days program that waz about to take place in my church omo, it isn't easy at all, cold waz catching me and at the same time i waz sweating

But a week later, i approached her normally and she waz like "I knew diz the main reason why you approached me the other day " mehn! naso i take run her package oooo

Badt Guy

RickRichards:
No! We're not reducing any bride price. You must be a man, a real man, to marry our precious daughters. Go and work or go and die a wretched lonely man! Arrant nonsense!!!

Mr U harsh ooo.. E b like say ur wife family punish you too bad that's why ur saying this ur rubbish.

1. What goes in dry and hard, but comes
out wet and soft?

1) Question:You are awoken at 3 A.M. by a knock on your door. Your parents call you to let you know that they are there for breakfast. You are confused but quickly think of what food you have. You have bread, jam, butter, and eggs. What do you open first?
2) Question:There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls.What is it?


Feel free add yours legoo

Amaechi5:
So for your mind Ihedioha is innocent,not corrupt.

dat 1 Na Corruption Matchine he even corrupt pass SATAN

barcanista:
I can't wait for Buhari to start work..

u get mouth

Insecurity, Unemployment, And OTHER RELATED ISSUES. Abi una no read dat 1?

Former Lagos State Governor and National Leader of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Bola Tinubu, has assured Nigerians that the incoming administration of Muhammadu Buhari, will swiftly tackle the problem of insecurity, unemployment and other issues with utmost seriousness.
Tinubu, gave the guarantee on Thursday at the 12th convocation ceremony of the Ladoke Akintola University of Technology, Ogbomoso, where he is also the chancellor.
Tinubu’s speech was read by Mr. Akin Kekereekun.
According to him, Nigerians made the right choice by voting for Buhari during the presidential election, assuring the people that the President-elect would work hard to justify the confidence reposed in him by Nigerians.
Nigerians would need a change of attitude towards nation building, stressing that every Nigerian, especially the youths, must be ready to contribute their quota towards building a prosperous nation, he. Said.
“We should all be prepared for a change of attitude towards nation building. The incoming administration will tackle problems confronting Nigeria – insecurity – with seriousness,” he said.
“A great opportunity is presented to us and we can no longer afford to pay lip service to youth development. You have now elected a president, who will honour his duty. The youths must also be willing partners with the government in building the nation.”
Tinubu also called on the graduates to be good ambassadors of the university and to contribute their quota to the development of the nation.
Later, Professor Adeniyi Gbadegesin, the VC, congratulated the graduands, saying the institution had contributed a great deal to the development to the entire nation for more than 25 years now.

buchiluchi:
All this old kpomo na be 19, 21.... Hmmm It is well oo

I dey tell U. Especially d "OLD MEN" Claiming 20, 21,22..

Ephemmm:
Spanish final loading...

I Dey Tell yhu

24 Apr 2015 11:25:00
The two Spanish sides have been kept apart in the final four, with Luis Enrique's side taking on the Bavarian giants, and the current holders set to face the Serie A giants
Pep Guardiolawill return to former club Barcelonafor the first time in the Champions League semi-finals after his Bayern Munichside were drawn to face the La Liga giants in the last four.
Guardiola left Barca to go on sabbatical in 2012 and will look to defeat his former side - where he twice won the competition - as Bayern look to progress to the final for the second time in three years.
Luis Enrique's side defeated Paris Saint-Germain 5-1 on aggregate to progress to the last four - while Bayern beat Porto 7-4 over two legs - but they have been kept away from fierce rivals Real Madrid, who ran out 1-0 winners over fellow La Liga club Atletico thanks to a late Javier Hernandez goal.
Carlo Ancelotti's side will instead take on Juventus, who beat Monaco to earn their clash with the current Champions League holders.
Your Comments...

Basildvalour:
Igi Orombo

I guess she's The one confused

My Girlfriend left a note on the fridge, "Its not working. I can't take it anymore. I'm going to my mom's place."

I opened the fridge. The light came on. The Beer was cold...
What the hell is she talking about.
Pls Pals help me out cause I'm still trying to figure it out.

When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant are you not also a WAITER??