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Crime › Re: Wife Cuts Off Husband’s Penis, Throws It Out Of Window For Cheating In Thailand by chronique(m): 11:24pm On Jul 05, 2018
they should just kill her already or cut off her breasts and carve out her pussy. what's a man without a dick? nothing.
Romance › Re: 'You Are A Selfish Bastard One Minute Man'- Unsatisfied Lady Curses Guy by chronique(m): 8:28pm On Jul 05, 2018
where do they get all these kind of stupid people from? looks like there are lots of retards on twitter...
Celebrities › Re: "I Had Sex With Teddy A On The Plane, I Am So Happy" - Nigerian Lady (Photo) by chronique(m): 12:06am On Jul 05, 2018
where do they bring all these stupid people from?
Family › Re: Is It Normal That I Don't Want To Get Married Or Have Kids? by chronique(m): 11:36pm On Jul 04, 2018
Lexusgs430:
You are simply going through a phase....... That phase would pass..... When it does, post an update.....
true. as at last year,i was making up my mind to do the baby mama thing,have a child and forget about marriage but right now,i waant none of that. i actually want the real deal. sometimes our frustration in getting certain things,makes us take rash stupid decisions. when the mind is settled,we begin to think like human beings.
Family › Re: Is It Normal That I Don't Want To Get Married Or Have Kids? by chronique(m): 11:32pm On Jul 04, 2018
soberdrunk:
Oh my!! What a pity!! These sisters of the marine kingdom can be very wicked sha!!! See how they have taken this young man and locked him inside "TRANSPARENT GROUNDNUT BOTTLE" and even put cushion inside so that the young man will be extremely comfortable inside......... angry
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different strokes for different folks. i on the contrary,can't wait to have kids and raise them. i'm not sure how old you are but i feel with time,your maturity would set in and you'd start thinking differently.
Politics › Re: Reformed APC (R-APC): New Faction Of APC Emerges In Abuja by chronique(m): 10:04pm On Jul 04, 2018
politics can sweet at times sha. the reason for forming this splinter group,is to give backing and legal standing to those who would decamp as the electoral laws allows for movement from a party to another when there are factions in a party. all they have to do is to declare a faction at the national level,and then decamp. that way,they would retain their seats until the forthcoming elections.
Crime › Re: New ATM Scam Alert Fraudsters Use And Can Put You In Serious Trouble by chronique(m): 4:27pm On Jul 04, 2018
jeez! i almost fell for this. on the night nigeria was supposed to play argentina,i went to the atm to withdraw cash and someone pleaded with me that the atm was rejecting his card and i should help him withdraw so he can transfer to me. he did a transfer from his phone but i didn't get the alert. he was expecting me to give him money with the intent that the alert will come in. i told him i'd rather wait at the atm and forget about the match. we waited for a while and he asked me for my phone nos. as i was calling my nos to him,i didn't feel comfortable and i stopped when it remained only two digits. i told him i couldn't give him my nos. he asked what i do and i told him i sell cars. he now said i shouldn't be scared now,and that he has a fiend that just ate one bet of 3m and wants to buy a lexus and he can even bring the guy to me. i told him i still couldn't give him my nos. after many talk,i told him bluntly that this is nigeria and i don't know him from anywhere. whether he is involved in robbery or 419 or kidnapping,i don't know. if police should arrest him and go through his phone and see my nos there and they torture him till he says i'm a member of his gang and now see transfers from his account to mine nko,how will i explain that i don't know him. by the time we were arguing about,i called the bank security and explained everything to him. he asked if i received any alert and i said no. he asked if the guy was debitted,he said no. he now told the guy i had a point and since the money hasn't left the guy's account,there was no need for him to be asking for my number.
Politics › Re: The Present State Of Apapa Road by chronique(m): 4:09pm On Jul 04, 2018
i dread going to apapa cos of the roads and the traffic. haven't been there in almost 5 years. i'd rather pay someone to help me go there to do anything i have to do there,than go there by myself.
Celebrities › Re: Eric Many Sues Runtown For Releasing New Song by chronique(m): 1:45pm On Jul 04, 2018
this is the reason why so many upcoming artistes would never get record deals and why the few who get it would be committed to a slave contract. all these nobodys who suddenly feel too big to respect contracts cos they are popular and have hit the limelight,should be properly dealt with. if i was to sign an artist tomorrow,i nor go pity am. when he eventually decides to be too big,e nor go pain me cos i go done collect my money,kawa. no time for unnecessary sympathy and kindness.
Politics › Re: Mad Man Blasts Okorocha In Owerri, Says 'PDP Is Taking Over' (Video, Photos) by chronique(m): 7:53pm On Jul 02, 2018
I doubt this person is truly mad. Looks staged. He is too current about politics to be mad. That being said, I remember there was a mad man in sapele, delta state back in the days when I was much younger, who used to solve mathematics on a board where he was staying by the roadside, and he had good handwriting and good command of English.
Christianity Etc › Re: Activist Tears Winners Chapel’s I.V, Accuses Oyedepo Of Preaching Hate by chronique(m): 2:39pm On Jul 01, 2018
On the contrary, I am proud of Oyedepo's boldness in speaking up against the evils going on in the country. I watched his sermon online last week and today and I didn't hear him preach hate. Rather, he condemned the senseless killings in the land and government's inaction.
Christianity Etc › Re: How Nigerian Churches Are Taking Advantage Of Technology To Make Global Impact by chronique(m): 12:29pm On Jul 01, 2018
True. Last Sunday, I was late for church and I went on facebook to ask for a church that does live streaming. Someone mentioned winners chapel and I googled them. I joined their 4th and 5th services via online streaming. Today, rain prevented me from going to church again and I joined their 2nd and 3rd services via online streaming, and I also paid my tithe online via quickteller. Technology has really made a lot of things easy. Now, I have a good alternative to the physical church.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Booked Till 2021 (For 3 Years) by chronique(m): 4:30am On Jul 01, 2018
skallion7:
then you're foolish
I never knew you were a retard. Kindly refrain from quoting me next time.
Health › Re: Ronald, 27-Year-Old Nigerian Man Who Has Never Had An Erection Before. Photo by chronique(m): 11:25pm On Jun 30, 2018
Damn!!!! Nigga be packing cartons of condense milk in his boxers. The day wey this one go release,e go thick like toothpaste.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Booked Till 2021 (For 3 Years) by chronique(m): 9:03pm On Jun 30, 2018
skallion7:
and so what, you've inferior complexity
do you know what inferiority complex means? do you know what music business is about at all? there is no way he can be fully booked for the next 3 years. not everyone is a novice and not everyone is a dullard to swallow blatant lies.
Sports › Re: Uruguay Vs Portugal: World Cup (2 - 1) On 30th June 2018 by chronique(m): 8:31pm On Jun 30, 2018
someone should please help us beg ronaldo to turn up and save his team na.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Booked Till 2021 (For 3 Years) by chronique(m): 6:39pm On Jun 30, 2018
Even the legendary Michael Jackson and Robert Sylvester Kelly weren't fully booked for 3 years in a row when they were the hottest selling acts in the world. Nigerian artists and dumb lies are like rice and stew.
Crime › Re: IMSU Student Arrested For Trying To Cut Off Man's Manhood After Sex by chronique(m): 3:49pm On Jun 30, 2018
Which kind rough play be this one? Try to cut off my dick? Mehn, your head is definitely leaving your shoulders. What is a man without a dick? How do you address him as a man?
Car Talk › Re: I Need Help, My Car Battery Is Draining Itself! by chronique(m): 8:03am On Jun 30, 2018
Your alternator is probably gone or there are lights turned on.
Travel › Re: Dashcam Footage Of Otedola Bridge Tanker Fire/Explosion by chronique(m): 10:32pm On Jun 29, 2018
tempest01:
Human beings...who is the person that said a passenger bus moved in without checking and then caused the accident?
I tire o. That was the gist I also heard.
Travel › Re: Eyewitness Reveals Cause Of Otedola Bridge Explosion: Foolishness Killed Them by chronique(m): 1:57pm On Jun 29, 2018
I usually tell people that if I see or hear that a pipeline is leaking fuel around me, the first thing I'm doing is to take the necessary documents I can lay my hand on, and flee from the area as fast as possible. We will hear what happened later.
Travel › Re: Tanker Explodes On Lagos - Ibadan Expressway, Vehicles Got Burnt(Photos, Video) by chronique(m): 9:07pm On Jun 28, 2018
Dani4tech:
Oh God!! Innocent kids... Who did we offendhuh embarassed
I terribly feel for the parents of those kids.
Travel › Re: Tanker Explodes On Lagos - Ibadan Expressway, Vehicles Got Burnt(Photos, Video) by chronique(m): 8:44pm On Jun 28, 2018
Called a couple of colleagues who live around that axis and was told a school bus with 30 pupils got burnt in the fire. Only the driver managed to escape... I actually bursted into tears, hearing that news and watching the fire incident. My younger brother who lives around mowe said he was almost on his way home but was held up somewhere around govt house and he later got to hear of the fire... It's such a sad and tragic incident. May God almighty console all the bereaved. Naija is cursed. I don't think I want to raise children here.
Family › Re: Mum Plans To Stop Her Kids From Getting Addicted To Games & Tablet Using This by chronique(m): 7:57am On Jun 28, 2018
When I was much younger, my mom would load me with novels, newspaper and magazines and ask me to read up everything and tell her what I read when she gets back from work. Concorde newspaper, daily times, Guardian newspaper, Tell magazine, Camara Laye's "African child",etc. She'd leave me with a dictionary so I check the meaning of words I do not understand while reading. I was roughly 8-9 yrs then. It was a burden initially but it helped my reasoning, and I knew of things my mates didn't know and I grew up having a lot of friends way older than I was. I was practically sitting and playing with people at least 5 years older than I was as I grew up. It still hasn't changed up till today. Most of the people I relate with regularly are actually 5-15yrs older than I am.
Crime › Re: "More Humans Should Be Murdered To Equate The Amount Of Cows Killed" - Man by chronique(m): 1:48pm On Jun 27, 2018
This guy should be shot in the head asap.
Romance › Re: 4 reasons Why I DON'T Take Women With Tattoos Seriously by chronique(m): 11:06am On Jun 27, 2018
Nice one OP. Tattoos and multiple piercings are a huge turn off for me. I can't even date someone with a tattoo, let alone talk of wanting to marry one.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Argentina: World Cup (1 - 2) On 26th June 2018 by chronique(m): 9:44pm On Jun 26, 2018
pafo:
Tear time guys, tears time!
lol. time for una to tear tickets.
Autos › Re: Toks 05/06 Toyota Camry Le @ 1.3m sold! sold!! sold!!! by chronique(op): 7:21am On Jun 26, 2018
Cosplay:
Oga.

Curb your enthusiasm.
You really didn't need to answer him. I initially thought of responding but realized it wasn't worth it. These days, a lot of people feel they have opinions simply because they can afford data to type on the internet. I don't understand how someone would see pictures of a car that was snapped in America and would be suspecting that I adjusted the odometer, like I'd travel to Yankee to go and adjust mileage for a car I want to sell for just a little above a million. I don't even know how that makes sense to anyone.
Politics › Re: President Buhari Speaks On Fresh Plateau Killings by chronique(m): 5:49pm On Jun 25, 2018
Same old bullshit the idiotic slowpoke of a president keeps regurgitating every time they massacre people but nothing gets done ever. No arrests,no trial,no punishment. Buhari,fvck you!!!
Celebrities › Re: D'banj May Face This Legal Punishment For The Death Of His Toddler Son by chronique(m): 12:58pm On Jun 25, 2018
someone who wasn't there when the incident happened? abeg,leave the young man alone let him mourn his child.
Autos › Re: Armoured Van Available For Sale. Suitable For Use As Bullion Van. by chronique(op): 12:52pm On Jun 25, 2018
Good morning
Autos › Re: Toks 05/06 Toyota Camry Le @ 1.3m sold! sold!! sold!!! by chronique(op): 12:52pm On Jun 25, 2018
Good morning

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