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they should just kill her already or cut off her breasts and carve out her pussy. what's a man without a dick? nothing. |
where do they get all these kind of stupid people from? looks like there are lots of retards on twitter... |
where do they bring all these stupid people from? |
Lexusgs430:true. as at last year,i was making up my mind to do the baby mama thing,have a child and forget about marriage but right now,i waant none of that. i actually want the real deal. sometimes our frustration in getting certain things,makes us take rash stupid decisions. when the mind is settled,we begin to think like human beings. |
soberdrunk: ![]() different strokes for different folks. i on the contrary,can't wait to have kids and raise them. i'm not sure how old you are but i feel with time,your maturity would set in and you'd start thinking differently. |
politics can sweet at times sha. the reason for forming this splinter group,is to give backing and legal standing to those who would decamp as the electoral laws allows for movement from a party to another when there are factions in a party. all they have to do is to declare a faction at the national level,and then decamp. that way,they would retain their seats until the forthcoming elections. |
jeez! i almost fell for this. on the night nigeria was supposed to play argentina,i went to the atm to withdraw cash and someone pleaded with me that the atm was rejecting his card and i should help him withdraw so he can transfer to me. he did a transfer from his phone but i didn't get the alert. he was expecting me to give him money with the intent that the alert will come in. i told him i'd rather wait at the atm and forget about the match. we waited for a while and he asked me for my phone nos. as i was calling my nos to him,i didn't feel comfortable and i stopped when it remained only two digits. i told him i couldn't give him my nos. he asked what i do and i told him i sell cars. he now said i shouldn't be scared now,and that he has a fiend that just ate one bet of 3m and wants to buy a lexus and he can even bring the guy to me. i told him i still couldn't give him my nos. after many talk,i told him bluntly that this is nigeria and i don't know him from anywhere. whether he is involved in robbery or 419 or kidnapping,i don't know. if police should arrest him and go through his phone and see my nos there and they torture him till he says i'm a member of his gang and now see transfers from his account to mine nko,how will i explain that i don't know him. by the time we were arguing about,i called the bank security and explained everything to him. he asked if i received any alert and i said no. he asked if the guy was debitted,he said no. he now told the guy i had a point and since the money hasn't left the guy's account,there was no need for him to be asking for my number. |
i dread going to apapa cos of the roads and the traffic. haven't been there in almost 5 years. i'd rather pay someone to help me go there to do anything i have to do there,than go there by myself. |
this is the reason why so many upcoming artistes would never get record deals and why the few who get it would be committed to a slave contract. all these nobodys who suddenly feel too big to respect contracts cos they are popular and have hit the limelight,should be properly dealt with. if i was to sign an artist tomorrow,i nor go pity am. when he eventually decides to be too big,e nor go pain me cos i go done collect my money,kawa. no time for unnecessary sympathy and kindness. |
I doubt this person is truly mad. Looks staged. He is too current about politics to be mad. That being said, I remember there was a mad man in sapele, delta state back in the days when I was much younger, who used to solve mathematics on a board where he was staying by the roadside, and he had good handwriting and good command of English. |
On the contrary, I am proud of Oyedepo's boldness in speaking up against the evils going on in the country. I watched his sermon online last week and today and I didn't hear him preach hate. Rather, he condemned the senseless killings in the land and government's inaction. |
True. Last Sunday, I was late for church and I went on facebook to ask for a church that does live streaming. Someone mentioned winners chapel and I googled them. I joined their 4th and 5th services via online streaming. Today, rain prevented me from going to church again and I joined their 2nd and 3rd services via online streaming, and I also paid my tithe online via quickteller. Technology has really made a lot of things easy. Now, I have a good alternative to the physical church. |
skallion7:I never knew you were a retard. Kindly refrain from quoting me next time. |
Damn!!!! Nigga be packing cartons of condense milk in his boxers. The day wey this one go release,e go thick like toothpaste. |
skallion7:do you know what inferiority complex means? do you know what music business is about at all? there is no way he can be fully booked for the next 3 years. not everyone is a novice and not everyone is a dullard to swallow blatant lies. |
someone should please help us beg ronaldo to turn up and save his team na. |
Even the legendary Michael Jackson and Robert Sylvester Kelly weren't fully booked for 3 years in a row when they were the hottest selling acts in the world. Nigerian artists and dumb lies are like rice and stew. |
Which kind rough play be this one? Try to cut off my dick? Mehn, your head is definitely leaving your shoulders. What is a man without a dick? How do you address him as a man? |
Your alternator is probably gone or there are lights turned on. |
tempest01:I tire o. That was the gist I also heard. |
I usually tell people that if I see or hear that a pipeline is leaking fuel around me, the first thing I'm doing is to take the necessary documents I can lay my hand on, and flee from the area as fast as possible. We will hear what happened later. |
Dani4tech:I terribly feel for the parents of those kids. |
Called a couple of colleagues who live around that axis and was told a school bus with 30 pupils got burnt in the fire. Only the driver managed to escape... I actually bursted into tears, hearing that news and watching the fire incident. My younger brother who lives around mowe said he was almost on his way home but was held up somewhere around govt house and he later got to hear of the fire... It's such a sad and tragic incident. May God almighty console all the bereaved. Naija is cursed. I don't think I want to raise children here. |
When I was much younger, my mom would load me with novels, newspaper and magazines and ask me to read up everything and tell her what I read when she gets back from work. Concorde newspaper, daily times, Guardian newspaper, Tell magazine, Camara Laye's "African child",etc. She'd leave me with a dictionary so I check the meaning of words I do not understand while reading. I was roughly 8-9 yrs then. It was a burden initially but it helped my reasoning, and I knew of things my mates didn't know and I grew up having a lot of friends way older than I was. I was practically sitting and playing with people at least 5 years older than I was as I grew up. It still hasn't changed up till today. Most of the people I relate with regularly are actually 5-15yrs older than I am. |
This guy should be shot in the head asap. |
Nice one OP. Tattoos and multiple piercings are a huge turn off for me. I can't even date someone with a tattoo, let alone talk of wanting to marry one. |
pafo:lol. time for una to tear tickets. |
Cosplay:You really didn't need to answer him. I initially thought of responding but realized it wasn't worth it. These days, a lot of people feel they have opinions simply because they can afford data to type on the internet. I don't understand how someone would see pictures of a car that was snapped in America and would be suspecting that I adjusted the odometer, like I'd travel to Yankee to go and adjust mileage for a car I want to sell for just a little above a million. I don't even know how that makes sense to anyone. |
Same old bullshit the idiotic slowpoke of a president keeps regurgitating every time they massacre people but nothing gets done ever. No arrests,no trial,no punishment. Buhari,fvck you!!! |
someone who wasn't there when the incident happened? abeg,leave the young man alone let him mourn his child. |
Good morning |
Good morning |
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