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I don't know why people behave like this in Lagos. I've witnessed stuffs like this several times and had to come down to mediate between both parties. Funny enough, the last two incidents were in Surulere. One was between two women and until I pleaded with one to move, none of them was ready to give way for the other. The last one was a week ago between one scruffy looking dude and his friend in a Toyota Sienna 2002 model, and someone I was supposed to transact with, driving a 2012 Toyota tundra. The idiot in the sienna went as far as insulting me for asking him to move his vehicle. At the end of it all, i ignored his insults cos looking at him, it was clear He was a slowpoke. After wasting everybody's time, He still ended up being the one to move back and within few minutes, the place was clear.

I don't know if it's always a case of inferiority complex with the one driving a lower car model. That's how one idiot came to harass me for parking wrongly at the market on Saturday. I wasn't blocking the road but decided not to talk back. As I made to enter into the vehicle, he called me an idiot for looking at him "somehow". I returned the insult to him. Next thing he said was "your father". I returned same to him and told him thunder fire you(all thanks to Nairaland... Lol). The idiot starts ranting about how he would beat me up as if I'm the one that asked him to drive a dead beat up eod. Dude couldn't even afford to spray the parts that was panel beated. On a good day, I would have loved to see him show me what he's made of but I just couldn't bring myself to fighting in the market. That's all shades of fuckery. Before someone would go and record the fight and post it on Nairaland...lol. I just respected myself and kept my anger in check.

Too many frustrated souls in Lagos, looking for who to take it out on.

It's good as a guy to properly investigate the past of the lady you want to get married to so you don't end up as a retirement benefit to a retired prostitute.

I'm a guy but I honestly don't know the kind of pleasure people derive from all these shameful behaviors exhibited in public. Dude is just a goat.

NwaAmaikpe:


Trash.

Akon spiced this joint..I wonder what it would have been without him.

I wish I could tell Akon to quit singing with Nigerian Artistes as they make his global musical ranking drop.
A true music genius should not mix with mediocres.

The world stop taking him seriously musically after he featured in PSquare's "Chop my money".

Spot on.

Whack trashy song. Akon should stop singing with all these whack artistes for God's sake. If I were to be an upcoming act, I certainly wouldn't join them in doing this crappy song.

millhouse:
Do u have a Toyota highlander 2003

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Lumi101:
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Benteazaa:
will i be using the vehicle until payment is completed. if yes then i need a good car around 450k

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Gaggi:
At your age you want faceless people to advice you on a life long journey that only you are involved in. Was she forced on you in the first place? You didn't date her? That's how one lady is thinking of divorce after just one month of marriage. What the hell is wrong with people? Marriage isn't for everyone.

Why is she thinking of divorce?

Funny thing is that, her car is cheaper than the car she destroyed.

When I was growing up in the former Bendel state and we were addressed as the mid-west, we had a very viable economy at that time. A.T&P(African Timber and Plywood) was one of the biggest foreign exchange earner for the Nigerian govt at that time and we had quite a substantial amount of foreign investment in the mid-west then. It's so sad that such a big company like that ended up packing up. Truly, the government has to look at how the country was run in the past that created a sense of belonging for all ethnic groups. For those who do not know, states like Edo and Delta, were addressed as the mid-west at that time.

frugal:
Bros, no let somebody play you 419 o .

Lol. I understand you perfectly.

Same way Saddam was killed for the oil by accusing him of having weapons of mass destruction...

folakemigeh:
thanks

Don't you think we should get you a Jesus piece to cover that lovely cleavage, sanctify and make it holy?

folakemigeh:
come and gimmie one after they finish having sex.

But in almost all the pics those dogs are just hooking up... Na wa oooo

You're pretty

How true can this be? I once had a foreigner who came to Naija for a visit and was shocked to see electricity poles and telecom masts everywhere and she pointed out to me that it was unhealthy and that the radiation could cause cancer over time. Hence, the reason why they are usually not sited around residential areas in developed countries.

I still don't understand what the dude was trying to get out of this whole thing. Some people just like fooling themselves. Time that he would use to hustle and make a living for himself, he's using it to do nonsense.

How can somebody's mother not have sense at 60 and still be uttering this kind of gibberish? Her children should be ashamed of her.

Gourdoinc:
If you have it big down there, and by big we not just talking about the bishop alone, but the bag that accompanies the bishop, you will admit that wearing trousers for too long is a chore. I switched to boxers (hadn't known of big boxers then so was always the tiny ones) but even at that I always have "situations" where my mum or family member out of embarrassment will tell me, "Nna ya office is open". the thing will always find reasons to sneak it's head out to receive fresh air. suddenly on one faithful day, I decided to tie a wrapper my mum gave me and I realised that heaven could be on earth here.

the wrapper allowed cross ventilation and ease if I went I wanted to polish the bishop in secret with good viscosity Vaseline. I was so happy that I made this discovery, anyway this began my obsession with tying wrappers all the time. my family members were always angry at this new development. how could a young man like me suddenly be acting like an old man. I refused to heed to these advise and as usual shrugged off statements of "one day I will regret it".

anyway I was thinking that one day will come later later in future, never did I know it would happen days afterwards, our tenant downstairs had a naming ceremony and the entire compound was filled to the brim with people. I was upstairs observing the events when I noticed my mum called me to rush downstairs so I collect something from her at the gate, I tried to change into a trouser but the devil encouraged me to go that way, by the way Na my papa house. thus I rushed down. I was racing at full speed towards the gate when suddenly the metal used to anchor one of the canopies, grabbed my wrapper and ripped it off. since it happened at full throttle, it removed everything and left me standing naked in a child dedication ceremony. I didn't know whether to continue running out into the street so I could find a pit and jump inside or whether I should enhance their viewing experience by trying to get my wrapper.

I was still thinking of what to do, when I felt a blackness. I fainted out of shame. I refused to come out for days and till today, years after. my family still reminds me of how I dishonored the family name.

anyway I have learnt to bear the heat in a tight boxers or trousers. God punish wrappers

I quite understand your problem of having the young man down, popping his head out of the window without you knowing, cos it happens to me quite often. However, I can't imagine myself tying wrapper in the afternoon. That's unthinkable. I'm trying very hard to imagine the scenery after your wrapper came off... Lol.

CollinsWeGlobe:
Na so my friend come from America, i com begin happy say i go get money for hand...the next thing when i hear he say make we go strip club for Ikeja. Naim we comot with 3 cars, funny enough na me broke na me dress pass...as we reached Club Kave for Ikeja naim my friends start to dey declare wines instantly 500k finish me never chop for house and my friend carry me come drink for yeye place? na there the film start over 5 girls don rush come our table with n@kedness the most beautiful just come to me like "excuse me sir, can i give you a lap dance? i can make you cum now" i faint instantly for inside my mind, so this girl think say na me be chairman here? i replied, "No, not in the mood for that" naim film start o, 3 strippers sleep on top our table while the 3 girls when follow us come the club begin pour Hennessy for their Pvssy dey suck am. I faint, my respect for girls die that moment and my heart dey bleed with the nonsense when i experienced dat day. beautiful girls with nice bre@st and fresh skin.

my idiot friend no even fit give me 1naira after that day God forgive me i will never patronize such place again.

I once went to kave at Ikeja cos I had a business transaction with the owner... I saw girls of different shapes and sizes camped there. Beautiful, ugly, innocent and decent looking, etc. As I left, I started doubting if I was going to ever get married to a Naija girl cos those girls would easily pass as decent outside and you would never suspect that is what they do for a living. I left heart broken and sad. On the other hand, there was this atmosphere of uncleanliness around the place. I started having instant headache the moment I stepped into that place and I knew straight up that it wasn't a place I should be in. The headache stopped after I left the place. I came to a conclusion that there's was a certain spirit behind that job they do. All manner of pants and lingeries were seen hanging out at the back of the building. Some were even spread on some cars. I saw well over 30 girls if I can remember well. I think they camp them there.

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slyrone:
Bros you too old for this kind style na, plus your head shape be like simcard smiles just kidding

I actually had to go and look at the pictures again whether his head really looks like simcard...lol.

laugh done nearly kill me for here.

When I say Gays are suffering from mental problems, people think I'm joking. This one wants to be a man and a woman at the same time... That's how madness used to start small small.

Do something(owo ni won fi do something o) - Koker. Hearing it gives me orgasm.

Amarabae:
Slim guys age well.

So true. I look so young that it sometimes affects me. Most people (especially ladies),hardly believe my age when I tell them. They think I'm in my 20's. I like it somehow cos it means I wouldn't age on time. The only time I don't like it, is when I'm being disrespected cos someone thinks I'm a small boy.

God bless your man.

Boring