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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Shell Is Recruiting by Chuckdee(m): 7:57am On May 15, 2007
Same thing here with me, i have tried all popular browsers and still i get same message:
Parse error: parse error, unexpected T_STRING in /home/fhlinux186/s/shell.super-achievers.net/user/htdocs/register.php on line 102


i wonder what the problem is??
Nairaland GeneralRe: Life Without Black People by Chuckdee(op): 4:33pm On Apr 20, 2007
sure you are more than right sista!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Life Without Black People by Chuckdee(op): 6:45am On Apr 20, 2007
grin You can't be more right broda!!
Nairaland GeneralLife Without Black People by Chuckdee(op): 8:10pm On Apr 19, 2007
[b]LIFE WITHOUT BLACK PEOPLE
   
 
   
A very humorous and revealing story is told about a group of white people who were fed up with African Americans, so they joined together and wished themselves away.
   

They passed through a deep dark tunnel and emerged in sort of a twilight zone where there is an America without black people.
   

At first these white people breathed a sigh of relief.
     

At last, they said, No more crime, drugs, violence and welfare.
     

All of the blacks have gone! Then suddenly, reality set in. The
   

"NEW AMERICA " is not America at all-only a barren land. tongue
   

1. There are very few crops that have flourished because the nation was built on a slave-supported system.
   

2. There are no cities with tall skyscrapers because Alexander Mils, a black man, invented the elevator, and without it, one finds great difficulty reaching higher floors.
   

3. There are few if any cars because Richard Spikes, a black man, invented the automatic gearshift, Joseph Gambol, also black, invented the Super Charge
System for Internal Combustion Engines, and Garrett
   

A. Morgan, a black man, invented the traffic signals.
   

4. Furthermore, one could not use the rapid transit system because its procurer was the electric trolley, which was invented by another black man, Albert R. Robinson.
   

5. Even if there were streets on which cars and a rapid transit system could operate, they were cluttered with paper because an African American, Charles Brooks, invented the street sweeper.
   

6. There were few if any newspapers, magazines and books because John Love invented the pencil sharpener, William Purveys invented the fountain pen, and Lee Barrage invented the Type
Writing Machine and W. A. Love invented the Advanced Printing Press. They were all, you guessed it, Black.
   

7. Even if Americans could write their letters, articles and books, they would not have been transported by mail because William Barry invented the Postmarking and Canceling  Machine, William Purveys invented the
   

Hand Stamp and Philip Downing invented the Letter Drop.
   

8. The lawns were brown and wilted because Joseph Smith invented the Lawn Sprinkler and John Burr the Lawn Mower.
   

9. When they entered their homes, they found them to be poorly ventilated and poorly heated. You see, Frederick Jones invented the Air
Conditioner and Alice Parker the Heating Furnace. Their homes were also dim. But of course, Lewis Lattimer later invented the Electric Lamp, Michael Harvey invented the lantern and Granville T. Woods invented the Automatic Cut off Switch.
   

Their homes were also filthy because Thomas W. Steward invented the Mop & Lloyd P. Ray the Dust  Pan.
   

10. Their children met them at the door-barefooted, shabby, motley and unkempt. But what could one expect? Jan E. Matzelinger invented the Shoe Lasting Machine, Walter Sammons! invented the Comb, Sarah Boone invented the Ironing Board and George T. Samon invented the Clothes Dryer.
   

11. Finally, they were resigned to at least have dinner amidst all of this turmoil. But here again, the food had spoiled because another Black Man, John Standard invented the refrigerator. cheesy grin
 

Now, isn't that something? What would this country be like without the contributions of Blacks, as African-Americans?
   

Martin Luther King, Jr. said, "by the time we leave for work, Americans have depended on the
inventions from the minds of Blacks."
   

Black history includes more than just slavery, Frederick Douglass, Martin Luther King, Jr., Malcolm X, and Marcus Garvey & W.E.B. Dubois.
   

 

  [/b]
Jokes EtcContainer From Us! by Chuckdee(op): 8:11am On Mar 28, 2007
A family in Nigeria was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the USA , sent by their sister. The tiny corpse was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that their mother's face was practically touching the glass cover. When they opened the coffin, they found a letter from their sister pinned to their mother's chest, which read:-
Dearest brothers and sisters, I am sending you our mother's remains for burial in Lagos . Sorry I could not come along, as the expenses were so high. You will find inside the coffin, under Mama's body, 12 cans of Libby's corned beef and12 cans of Luncheon Meat. Just divide it amongst yourselves.
On Mama's feet is a brand-new pair of Reeboks (size cool for Junior. There are four pairs of Reeboks under Mama's head for Tunde's sons.
Mama is wearing six Ralph Lauren T-shirts - one is for OMO, Roy and the rest are for my nephews.
Mama is also wearing one dozen Wonder Bras (your favorite), just divide them among yourselves. The 2 dozen Victoria 's Secret panties that Mama is wearing should be distributed among my nieces and cousins.
Mama is also wearing eight Dockers pants - Ikeje, please get one for yourself and the rest are for the boys. The Swiss watch you asked for, is on Mama's left wrist, please get it.
Aunty Funmi, Mama is wearing what you asked for - earrings, rings and a necklace; please take them also, the six pairs of Chanel stockings that Mama is wearing must be divided among the teen-age girls there. I hope they like the colors.
I believe you can arrange for a dress for mama before burial. Incase you need anything that I may have forgotten, please let me know as UNCLE IS NOT FEELING TOO WELL!!!
Your loving sister.
TV/Movies22 Things We've Learnt From Nollywood!: N Counting Of Coz! by Chuckdee(op): 6:45pm On Feb 13, 2007
THINGS WE'VE LEARNT FROM NOLLYWOOD!

1. Every problem you have is spiritual.

2. In every romance movie, someone must die.

3. It is possible to hit a person without actually touching them!

4. Anyone who gets hit by a car dies immediately.

5. Poisoned food always tastes better,

6. The best way to make money is by visiting a 'Babalawo'.

7. At least one of a pair of twins (identical or not) is born evil.

8. There is never an end to your suffering, except death!

9. With a pastor,  all things are possible!

10. A movie can be titled anything,  such as - the boy is mine,
Two rats, Spanner, Calculator,!

11. A movie has not been made if at least one actor/actress has
not - 'shelled' (twisted his/her lips to speak wrong phonetics)!

12. You are in love,  you want to take your girl out, the best
place you take her to is,  Mr. Biggs, Tantalizers, the beach
or , , the best, take her to buy some new ugly clothes!

13. Gun shots and Knock-out sound the same!

14. Most times the title has absolutely nothing to do
with the movie.

15. A love story has not been produced if it does not
have one or two of the following cast actresses-
* Stella Damascus
* Stephanie Okereke
* Genevieve Nnaji
* Omotola Jolade
* Rita Dominic

16. The police are extremely 'efficient' unlike their
counterparts in real life,

17. An actress can wear the same hairdo for more than a year,

18. It is permissible to wear very dark shades in the night!

19. When you are shot in the chest, it really doesn't
matter; your head will be bandaged! Same for your
legs!

21. When advertising a movie, you really should shout
because,  people are deaf?

22. When you are extremely poor, you will still be able to
afford- very good furniture, T.V., but you won't be able
to send your kids to school

 
RomanceRe: Are Virgins Still Respected? by Chuckdee(m): 10:26pm On Feb 01, 2007
Wow! this is 1 hot topic,
Anywayz, i think i still show alot of respect for girls that are virgins. its not really easy finding one in these our perilious and sex-posed times!,  My current girlfriend is still a virgin, yeah, i met her one and believe you me, i was actually going to ask her for sex, she told me she wasnt ready for it, and i have let her be, we have gone out now for close to two years, but dont talk about sex, i respect her alot, and dont wanna ever hurt her, i know if i insist and pressurize, she will definitely give in, but i decided not to.  Must guys will persisit and say' at least if we part ways, I don collect" but its not the most important tin on earth. we kiss we cuddle each other, but never sex, She has changed me,

I believe there are lots of other such people out there, if you can, keep it for your life partner.


AIDS IS REAL!
LiteratureRe: What Was The Last Book You Read? by Chuckdee(m): 8:22am On Oct 10, 2006
Airframe- MICHAEL CRICHTON
Jobs/VacanciesRe: No Job Or Visa For You In China Go Back Home by Chuckdee(m): 9:36pm On Oct 09, 2006
Preach Preacher!!! shocked
ComputersRe: Best Home Internet Service In Nigeria? by Chuckdee(m): 10:17pm On Oct 01, 2006
Hey good people. From what i have been reading here i see that NETCOM are offering a very good service at the moment. Pls can anybody get me connected to any of there engineers at their office so that i can reason out some things personally with them to see if they can offer my office(an ISP located in the eastern part of Nig) the kinda services that will warrant our switching to their VSAT link. We are currently hooked onto IWAY AFRICA and they are really messing things up of recent.

Thanks all
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Chuckdee(m): 5:42pm On Sep 29, 2006
Hey Good Peoplz of goonerland, Please does anybody have an idea of where or how i can get my hands on authentic gunners Merchandise here in NIGERIA?. especially Jerseys.

Please i need to lay my hands on the recent Gunners apparels and wont mind customised ones too

Peace to all.
ComputersRe: PC Specs For Serious Gaming by Chuckdee(m): 9:28pm On Sep 28, 2006
Hi, am an avid PC gamer and i will recommend a really high end System that will give you the uptimum performance you really need. You know recent games really are power gulping.

Below is the specs for my gaming machine:

System Model: DELL Dimension 8300
Processor: Intel(R) Pentium(R) 4 CPU 3.00GHz (2 CPUs)
Memory: 1GIG RAM
VGA: 128mb RADEON 9800 PRO AGP
Hard Disc: 160 gig
Sound: SB Audigy 2 Audio, 6.1
A Dell 17inch lcd display


Now when you play games like GTA San Andreas or Fifa 2k6 on maximum settings, you will be glued!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Guinness 2nd Test by Chuckdee(m): 9:38pm On Sep 08, 2006
I sat for the test at Lagos on Thursday, 13th July, 2006, at the Balmoral. I was among the first patch that took the test before the gate was pulled down ( Its like things will definitly change security wise this time around as it was strictly emphasized on with a number to quote when you are asked!)


@Oliver Don You will be sent an email in notification


PLEASE ANYBODY GOT ANY INFO ON THE NATURE OF THE 2ND INTERVIEW??


God Bless
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Giunness 2nd Interview Format by Chuckdee(op): 9:34pm On Sep 08, 2006
I sat for the test at Lagos on Thursday, 13th July, 2006, at the Balmoral. I was among the first patch that took the test b4 the gate was pulled down shocked

@Oliver Don You will be sent an email in notification


PLEASE ANYBODY GOT ANY INFO ON THE NATURE OF THE 2ND INTERVIEW??


God Bless
HealthRe: Can Two People With AS Genotype Marry? by Chuckdee(m): 8:18am On Sep 08, 2006
@Blablabla

God Bless you for your articulated and true to life response, He who has ears, Let him Hear!

Otiiooooooooo
Jobs/VacanciesGiunness 2nd Interview Format by Chuckdee(op): 3:39am On Sep 08, 2006
Hi Guys, I just got an email invitation to the 2nd Guinness Interview to be held in Lagos( Its like things will definitly change security wise this time around as it was strictly emphasized on with a number to quote when you are asked!)

Please anybody in the house have an idea what this second interview will be like should post urgently.
Thank you all and wishing everyone best of luck this time around!

---Chuck
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Guinness 2nd Test by Chuckdee(m): 3:30am On Sep 08, 2006
Yes guys, I also got the email invitation for the 2nd test which will be holding in Lagos on Tuesday the 12th. Please anybody have ideas of what the test will be like??
Somebody please helppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!!!!


Wishing everyone luck here!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UEFA Champions League Is On: Discuss! by Chuckdee(m): 10:27am On Sep 07, 2006
ARSENAL 4 LIFE!!!!!!!!!![flash=200,200][/flash]
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please Those Who Have Written Chevron Shuld Give Us Infor On The Test. by Chuckdee(m): 9:41am On Sep 06, 2006
lol
Was thinking you already have been invited Deb.
All the same, best of luck
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please Those Who Have Written Chevron Shuld Give Us Infor On The Test. by Chuckdee(m): 9:40pm On Sep 04, 2006
Hi debby debs

I took the test ealier this yr at Ph and it consist of two parts, the initial part is for everyone n consists mainly graphical intepretations n critical reasoning. If you scale thru this part, you will be asked to remain behind(the test is marked immediately) This second part depends on ur area of discipline and is professional.
I wish you best of luck, but you must really study hard at it, the graphs are soo complex you will almost have to twist your head in order to figure out the sequence shocked


Once again, best of luck n hope in God
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dpr Sent by Chuckdee(m): 8:05pm On Sep 04, 2006
@ig-p
Ol boy thankx alot for tthe dirct link you provoded, cant still understand why some ppl are still going tru the epileptic DPR site. huh
TV/MoviesRe: Which Movies Would You Never Get Tired Of Watching? by Chuckdee(m): 8:14pm On Aug 28, 2006
Lord of the rings TRILOGY(dont tink i can eva be tired os seeing gud 'ol Gandalf D grey!)
Pirates of the Carribeans
rat race
Ants in Pants



Pam-Pam grin
Igodo
Yogo-Pam pam
Ukwa grin
Igodo
PhonesRe: Your Phone: An Asset Or A Nuisance? by Chuckdee(m): 9:45pm On Aug 06, 2006
@MissLollie
Hey sista! You sure know how to kick ass wit em HTC machines, keep it up. How i soo much wish i could get my hands on the pro, You know i am in Nigeria and it took my more than 2 yrs longing n wishing to lay my hands in the XDA b4 i finally got the XDA2i coutesy of a pal in UK.
What i can do to get a pro or JAsjar

How much joes the pro cost at the moment??

ChuckDee
GamingRe: Romantic Games for Lovers by Chuckdee(m): 9:06pm On Aug 06, 2006
:d :d :d
AdvertsRe: Apple 4 Gb Ipod Mini Blue M9802ll/a : $40.00 And Nokia 8800 $160usd by Chuckdee(m): 11:06pm On Jul 29, 2006
@ Layi,
Quite agree with you totally bro, soon as i saw that post, i knw it was scam cos i have seen such posted in other forums. Please mike000 or whatever ur alias is, take ur scam elsewhere cos Nairalanders are too smart to fall for such a cheap ass trick tongue
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Free Oil Company Test Format by Chuckdee(m): 12:46pm On Jul 29, 2006
Hello Dipotepede,

Please, i am soo sorry for writing this now, but i have not been online for sometime so ididnt get to see ur post on time. Pls i am located in the east but i seriously need those materials. Can you kindly communicate to me via: chuckndee@gmail.com

I would be gr8ful and so will everyone else onm this forums if you could do this for us all. God cannot stop blessing you for ur gesture.

Keep up the gud work.

Chuck
Christianity EtcRe: Does Christianity Support Immorality And Pacifism? by Chuckdee(m): 11:11am On Jul 11, 2006
@ajia23

Am sorry to say this but you are really proving that ultimately, your level of understanding is either that of an 11 month old or that ur hate for the christians (just like ur other muslem folks all over the globe) have eaten deep into you.

  Sorry and may Allah n God (which ever u prefare) have mercy on you.
  "Dirty Terrorist"
SportsRe: Zidane's Head Butt In World Cup 2006 Final by Chuckdee(m): 8:41am On Jul 11, 2006
Hey all,
I TOTALLY support Zidane in all ramifications. Yes, i accept the fact that the act did not show discipline but for goodness sake we are all humans and we definitley understand how emotions run within us when some particular words are uttered to us, some of them even generate a "ringing" effect to your ears that you feel like going mad and swear to everly retaliate if not possible at the moment, and something in me tells me Zeezee was really provoked.
You can even imagine the retort of Materazzi,   

""" It is absolutely not true, I did not call him a terrorist. I'm ignorant. I don't even know what the word means,' the Italian news agency Ansa quoted Materazzi as saying after the Italian team returned to Rome.

'The whole world saw what happened on live TV,' he added."""


take a closer look at the part he mentioned that the whole world  saw it on Tv, he stupidly forgot the WHOLE WORLD HEARD NOTING HE SAID ON TV!!

I mean, If FIFA with their all mighty knowall, power and all their wireless headphones for referees, cant detect exactly what was exchanged, then they should think about implanting Mics into the Jaycees of all players or something similar in future so as to decifer events like this.
Christianity EtcRe: Cell Phone Vs. Bible by Chuckdee(op): 10:02pm On Jul 09, 2006
@funketobi
smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
Thanks for sharing ur views here!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Graduate Management Trainee Test For Guinness Nigeria Plc by Chuckdee(m): 3:01am On Jul 08, 2006
hi all, i was invited for the test in lagos on thursday and my discipline is geology.
, Please anybody with an idea of the test format for realhuh


Wishin us all luck this time around
GamingRe: Romantic Games for Lovers by Chuckdee(m): 3:29pm On Jul 04, 2006
smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley

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