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Same thing here with me, i have tried all popular browsers and still i get same message: Parse error: parse error, unexpected T_STRING in /home/fhlinux186/s/shell.super-achievers.net/user/htdocs/register.php on line 102 i wonder what the problem is?? |
sure you are more than right sista! |
You can't be more right broda!! |
[b]LIFE WITHOUT BLACK PEOPLE A very humorous and revealing story is told about a group of white people who were fed up with African Americans, so they joined together and wished themselves away. They passed through a deep dark tunnel and emerged in sort of a twilight zone where there is an America without black people. At first these white people breathed a sigh of relief. At last, they said, No more crime, drugs, violence and welfare. All of the blacks have gone! Then suddenly, reality set in. The "NEW AMERICA " is not America at all-only a barren land. ![]() 1. There are very few crops that have flourished because the nation was built on a slave-supported system. 2. There are no cities with tall skyscrapers because Alexander Mils, a black man, invented the elevator, and without it, one finds great difficulty reaching higher floors. 3. There are few if any cars because Richard Spikes, a black man, invented the automatic gearshift, Joseph Gambol, also black, invented the Super Charge System for Internal Combustion Engines, and Garrett A. Morgan, a black man, invented the traffic signals. 4. Furthermore, one could not use the rapid transit system because its procurer was the electric trolley, which was invented by another black man, Albert R. Robinson. 5. Even if there were streets on which cars and a rapid transit system could operate, they were cluttered with paper because an African American, Charles Brooks, invented the street sweeper. 6. There were few if any newspapers, magazines and books because John Love invented the pencil sharpener, William Purveys invented the fountain pen, and Lee Barrage invented the Type Writing Machine and W. A. Love invented the Advanced Printing Press. They were all, you guessed it, Black. 7. Even if Americans could write their letters, articles and books, they would not have been transported by mail because William Barry invented the Postmarking and Canceling Machine, William Purveys invented the Hand Stamp and Philip Downing invented the Letter Drop. 8. The lawns were brown and wilted because Joseph Smith invented the Lawn Sprinkler and John Burr the Lawn Mower. 9. When they entered their homes, they found them to be poorly ventilated and poorly heated. You see, Frederick Jones invented the Air Conditioner and Alice Parker the Heating Furnace. Their homes were also dim. But of course, Lewis Lattimer later invented the Electric Lamp, Michael Harvey invented the lantern and Granville T. Woods invented the Automatic Cut off Switch. Their homes were also filthy because Thomas W. Steward invented the Mop & Lloyd P. Ray the Dust Pan. 10. Their children met them at the door-barefooted, shabby, motley and unkempt. But what could one expect? Jan E. Matzelinger invented the Shoe Lasting Machine, Walter Sammons! invented the Comb, Sarah Boone invented the Ironing Board and George T. Samon invented the Clothes Dryer. 11. Finally, they were resigned to at least have dinner amidst all of this turmoil. But here again, the food had spoiled because another Black Man, John Standard invented the refrigerator. ![]() Now, isn't that something? What would this country be like without the contributions of Blacks, as African-Americans? Martin Luther King, Jr. said, "by the time we leave for work, Americans have depended on the inventions from the minds of Blacks." Black history includes more than just slavery, Frederick Douglass, Martin Luther King, Jr., Malcolm X, and Marcus Garvey & W.E.B. Dubois. [/b] |
A family in Nigeria was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the USA , sent by their sister. The tiny corpse was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that their mother's face was practically touching the glass cover. When they opened the coffin, they found a letter from their sister pinned to their mother's chest, which read:- Dearest brothers and sisters, I am sending you our mother's remains for burial in Lagos . Sorry I could not come along, as the expenses were so high. You will find inside the coffin, under Mama's body, 12 cans of Libby's corned beef and12 cans of Luncheon Meat. Just divide it amongst yourselves. On Mama's feet is a brand-new pair of Reeboks (size for Junior. There are four pairs of Reeboks under Mama's head for Tunde's sons.Mama is wearing six Ralph Lauren T-shirts - one is for OMO, Roy and the rest are for my nephews. Mama is also wearing one dozen Wonder Bras (your favorite), just divide them among yourselves. The 2 dozen Victoria 's Secret panties that Mama is wearing should be distributed among my nieces and cousins. Mama is also wearing eight Dockers pants - Ikeje, please get one for yourself and the rest are for the boys. The Swiss watch you asked for, is on Mama's left wrist, please get it. Aunty Funmi, Mama is wearing what you asked for - earrings, rings and a necklace; please take them also, the six pairs of Chanel stockings that Mama is wearing must be divided among the teen-age girls there. I hope they like the colors. I believe you can arrange for a dress for mama before burial. Incase you need anything that I may have forgotten, please let me know as UNCLE IS NOT FEELING TOO WELL!!! Your loving sister. |
THINGS WE'VE LEARNT FROM NOLLYWOOD! 1. Every problem you have is spiritual. 2. In every romance movie, someone must die. 3. It is possible to hit a person without actually touching them! 4. Anyone who gets hit by a car dies immediately. 5. Poisoned food always tastes better, 6. The best way to make money is by visiting a 'Babalawo'. 7. At least one of a pair of twins (identical or not) is born evil. 8. There is never an end to your suffering, except death! 9. With a pastor, all things are possible! 10. A movie can be titled anything, such as - the boy is mine, Two rats, Spanner, Calculator,! 11. A movie has not been made if at least one actor/actress has not - 'shelled' (twisted his/her lips to speak wrong phonetics)! 12. You are in love, you want to take your girl out, the best place you take her to is, Mr. Biggs, Tantalizers, the beach or , , the best, take her to buy some new ugly clothes! 13. Gun shots and Knock-out sound the same! 14. Most times the title has absolutely nothing to do with the movie. 15. A love story has not been produced if it does not have one or two of the following cast actresses- * Stella Damascus * Stephanie Okereke * Genevieve Nnaji * Omotola Jolade * Rita Dominic 16. The police are extremely 'efficient' unlike their counterparts in real life, 17. An actress can wear the same hairdo for more than a year, 18. It is permissible to wear very dark shades in the night! 19. When you are shot in the chest, it really doesn't matter; your head will be bandaged! Same for your legs! 21. When advertising a movie, you really should shout because, people are deaf? 22. When you are extremely poor, you will still be able to afford- very good furniture, T.V., but you won't be able to send your kids to school |
Wow! this is 1 hot topic, Anywayz, i think i still show alot of respect for girls that are virgins. its not really easy finding one in these our perilious and sex-posed times!, My current girlfriend is still a virgin, yeah, i met her one and believe you me, i was actually going to ask her for sex, she told me she wasnt ready for it, and i have let her be, we have gone out now for close to two years, but dont talk about sex, i respect her alot, and dont wanna ever hurt her, i know if i insist and pressurize, she will definitely give in, but i decided not to. Must guys will persisit and say' at least if we part ways, I don collect" but its not the most important tin on earth. we kiss we cuddle each other, but never sex, She has changed me, I believe there are lots of other such people out there, if you can, keep it for your life partner. AIDS IS REAL! |
Airframe- MICHAEL CRICHTON |
Preach Preacher!!! |
Hey good people. From what i have been reading here i see that NETCOM are offering a very good service at the moment. Pls can anybody get me connected to any of there engineers at their office so that i can reason out some things personally with them to see if they can offer my office(an ISP located in the eastern part of Nig) the kinda services that will warrant our switching to their VSAT link. We are currently hooked onto IWAY AFRICA and they are really messing things up of recent. Thanks all |
Hey Good Peoplz of goonerland, Please does anybody have an idea of where or how i can get my hands on authentic gunners Merchandise here in NIGERIA?. especially Jerseys. Please i need to lay my hands on the recent Gunners apparels and wont mind customised ones too Peace to all. |
Hi, am an avid PC gamer and i will recommend a really high end System that will give you the uptimum performance you really need. You know recent games really are power gulping. Below is the specs for my gaming machine: System Model: DELL Dimension 8300 Processor: Intel(R) Pentium(R) 4 CPU 3.00GHz (2 CPUs) Memory: 1GIG RAM VGA: 128mb RADEON 9800 PRO AGP Hard Disc: 160 gig Sound: SB Audigy 2 Audio, 6.1 A Dell 17inch lcd display Now when you play games like GTA San Andreas or Fifa 2k6 on maximum settings, you will be glued! |
I sat for the test at Lagos on Thursday, 13th July, 2006, at the Balmoral. I was among the first patch that took the test before the gate was pulled down ( Its like things will definitly change security wise this time around as it was strictly emphasized on with a number to quote when you are asked!) @Oliver Don You will be sent an email in notification PLEASE ANYBODY GOT ANY INFO ON THE NATURE OF THE 2ND INTERVIEW?? God Bless |
I sat for the test at Lagos on Thursday, 13th July, 2006, at the Balmoral. I was among the first patch that took the test b4 the gate was pulled down @Oliver Don You will be sent an email in notification PLEASE ANYBODY GOT ANY INFO ON THE NATURE OF THE 2ND INTERVIEW?? God Bless |
@Blablabla God Bless you for your articulated and true to life response, He who has ears, Let him Hear! Otiiooooooooo |
Hi Guys, I just got an email invitation to the 2nd Guinness Interview to be held in Lagos( Its like things will definitly change security wise this time around as it was strictly emphasized on with a number to quote when you are asked!) Please anybody in the house have an idea what this second interview will be like should post urgently. Thank you all and wishing everyone best of luck this time around! ---Chuck |
Yes guys, I also got the email invitation for the 2nd test which will be holding in Lagos on Tuesday the 12th. Please anybody have ideas of what the test will be like?? Somebody please helppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!!!! Wishing everyone luck here! |
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lol Was thinking you already have been invited Deb. All the same, best of luck |
Hi debby debs I took the test ealier this yr at Ph and it consist of two parts, the initial part is for everyone n consists mainly graphical intepretations n critical reasoning. If you scale thru this part, you will be asked to remain behind(the test is marked immediately) This second part depends on ur area of discipline and is professional. I wish you best of luck, but you must really study hard at it, the graphs are soo complex you will almost have to twist your head in order to figure out the sequence Once again, best of luck n hope in God |
@ig-p Ol boy thankx alot for tthe dirct link you provoded, cant still understand why some ppl are still going tru the epileptic DPR site. ![]() |
Lord of the rings TRILOGY(dont tink i can eva be tired os seeing gud 'ol Gandalf D grey!) Pirates of the Carribeans rat race Ants in Pants Pam-Pam ![]() Igodo Yogo-Pam pam Ukwa ![]() Igodo |
@MissLollie Hey sista! You sure know how to kick ass wit em HTC machines, keep it up. How i soo much wish i could get my hands on the pro, You know i am in Nigeria and it took my more than 2 yrs longing n wishing to lay my hands in the XDA b4 i finally got the XDA2i coutesy of a pal in UK. What i can do to get a pro or JAsjar How much joes the pro cost at the moment?? ChuckDee |
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@ Layi, Quite agree with you totally bro, soon as i saw that post, i knw it was scam cos i have seen such posted in other forums. Please mike000 or whatever ur alias is, take ur scam elsewhere cos Nairalanders are too smart to fall for such a cheap ass trick ![]() |
Hello Dipotepede, Please, i am soo sorry for writing this now, but i have not been online for sometime so ididnt get to see ur post on time. Pls i am located in the east but i seriously need those materials. Can you kindly communicate to me via: chuckndee@gmail.com I would be gr8ful and so will everyone else onm this forums if you could do this for us all. God cannot stop blessing you for ur gesture. Keep up the gud work. Chuck |
@ajia23 Am sorry to say this but you are really proving that ultimately, your level of understanding is either that of an 11 month old or that ur hate for the christians (just like ur other muslem folks all over the globe) have eaten deep into you. Sorry and may Allah n God (which ever u prefare) have mercy on you. "Dirty Terrorist" |
Hey all, I TOTALLY support Zidane in all ramifications. Yes, i accept the fact that the act did not show discipline but for goodness sake we are all humans and we definitley understand how emotions run within us when some particular words are uttered to us, some of them even generate a "ringing" effect to your ears that you feel like going mad and swear to everly retaliate if not possible at the moment, and something in me tells me Zeezee was really provoked. You can even imagine the retort of Materazzi, """ It is absolutely not true, I did not call him a terrorist. I'm ignorant. I don't even know what the word means,' the Italian news agency Ansa quoted Materazzi as saying after the Italian team returned to Rome. 'The whole world saw what happened on live TV,' he added.""" take a closer look at the part he mentioned that the whole world saw it on Tv, he stupidly forgot the WHOLE WORLD HEARD NOTING HE SAID ON TV!! I mean, If FIFA with their all mighty knowall, power and all their wireless headphones for referees, cant detect exactly what was exchanged, then they should think about implanting Mics into the Jaycees of all players or something similar in future so as to decifer events like this. |
@funketobi ![]() Thanks for sharing ur views here! |
hi all, i was invited for the test in lagos on thursday and my discipline is geology. , Please anybody with an idea of the test format for real ![]() Wishin us all luck this time around |
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You can't be more right broda!!
for Junior. There are four pairs of Reeboks under Mama's head for Tunde's sons.