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Johnrayban:
Upwork is a freelance site. There's always numerous jobs there. New jobs every minute in various categories. To get a job, you would just write a cover letter then may answer some questions and attach files to show your past works or portfolio. if the clients interviews you and you are hired. Then go to go

There are some task that are long term some short term. Some pay for each hour you work for this especially for long duration jobs, And some has fixed price. If you are not okay with the pay for hourly or fixed price ,You can ask for raise.. The site has its own conversation tool for client and freelancer to interact So the business within the platform.

Okay...

What's the highest you earned...do they pay well...since gigs are by the hour...

Dicktion:
Badt guy

Haha wetin man go do...weather cold..

Ahmback:
yeah I know about that.

but my problem is that after typing everything, when I click on SUBMIT, I'll be automatically logged out with an 'EMPTY SUBJECT' notification

okay...guess your problem is specific...

get the attention of a mod or open another account..it may be the cause...

DonBenny77:
2004

OG...I hail O...
You still dey jam casabla?

izibili44:
Lebanon people are bad even in business. My football player return from the country last year December. They refuse to pay him his salary for close to 6 month. They have refused to give him his tf and clearance. Just got him a good club in south Korea. My team are waiting for them to come and claim any entitlement. They will know that African his stronger than them. Just watching from my base.

You An Agent?...

Where You based?..if yes...

DonBenny77:
The taste sef na just taste cos I no cum I just begin learn work.
My first cum was a year later after admission wen one final year ust guy negotiated a round each for I and a friend from one Casablanca grade those years, we paid for it of course. Those guys that taste at 400level have got issues in my opinion.

You dey go UST ??

Ahmback:
not yet oo

Go to FP...click on lets say Entertainment...then scroll down n you'll see Create new thread...

Simple...

EvilSec:
You forgot to add snake

lol thank you for adding...

Dicktion:
It's a gift and a curse. I'm glad few of you have experienced such.. And like I predicted the ones that haven't experienced it and wish but lack the gift are whining over the thread already. But who cares?

Yes it is...

Haha they just have to whine...

pass me the controls of the babe wey been dey rock towel ..As your padi man

Dicktion:
It's a gift and a curse. I'm glad few of you have experienced such.. And like I predicted the ones that haven't experienced it and wish but lack the gift are whining over the thread already. But who cares?

Anything Wiz khalifa and Migos ...
Swae lee too...

Ahmback:
pls how can someone create a thread on NL, I'm having difficulties oo

Have you found out how?

Dicktion:
I make these bitches uncomfortable. I'm an extremely attractive guy that only needs to step out and vrooom both genders drool. Even guys gosh I'm not even gonna talk about the ladies.

I weep whenever I see average looking guys shouting upandan and terming themselves "fineboys"... The fine ones don't make noise they let people do that. This is not me tryna glorify my looks or anything of such cos I don't fvcking need that. It's just me tryna be clear from the start so y'all will grab everything by the end of this thread. But I don't give a fvck if you force yourself to see it however you wanna tho.


My Aunt once told me to never look her in the face when she talking. That I make her uncomfortable and nervous with my eyes. Wondered why an aunt would say that to her nephew Me sef still dey wonder o


So whenever I hang around girls they're always "not themselves".. The guys who have experienced this would understand me. The ones who haven't and wish but couldn't may cry over this thread. Whenever I'm around these ladies make so many funny moves and shit happens but this particular one that happens today got me thinking. Like can looks only make one looses themselves around a soul and become something entirely different from their true selves

Well they say it's just from the start and they'll eventually loosen up when they get used to you but funny enough these bitches don't get loosed up and free even after months of being with and knowing me. Just few adapt (like 2 out of 20) that's poor huh? I guess!

Now lemme get straight to what inspired this thread.

I'm currently living with three ladies in the same house. Not currently in the mood to talk about how I ended up there, but maybe later. So many funny stuff happened since I came through but this particular one this morning got me LOL.. 2 pretty ass ladies with one average looking heftily endowed one. So the latter made rice this morning and dished as humongous as usual for me. Have never finished their food before no matter how much I always try. I no dey fear face if I hungry I go chop everything finish. But this particular house I never finish food wey dem gimme before. They're impressively caring I wanna give it up for my looks but I'm not the type that attributes stuff like that to my looks. I loathe pride that's cultivated by mere looks. Who looks help? Truly it doesn't help but mine may land me into an abyss Only when you see me you'd understand fully

OK i digressed but who cares So miss endowed served me and ate in the same plate with one of the other pretty asses (the other one went to work. Emergency)..

Knock knock! They got a visitor (another fresh meat got me wondering why these fine ladies don't wanna keep at least one ugly friend like their Co-slayers do)..
She was served and this time I'm done esting.

Then I'm like "I like the way y'all eat with style. Lemme watch you guys eat I'm loving it"

And that was the end of the journey. Nobody gree eat again. The New lady dropped her spoon. The other one turned her back to the wall and miss endowed covered her face while chewing. It was hilarious I had to go out and let them enjoy




I went to visit my bro last week at Utako and his boss's daughter asked him to come greet me. This lady I haven't seen her before according to my bro when I asked she only saw me from her room when I was coming from the gate. I didn't get to see her until I went there few days ago only for her to run back inside when she saw me coming out of my brother's room. It was my bro tha told me this time too I wouldn't have known. So literally I haven't seen her till date


So many events I can't even say 1% and I'm used to it cos it's been so since I turned 19. Can't even talk about ladies been extremely insecure when we are like Dating? Don't even wanna go there. A lady once said she'd waste me if I ever leave her. I'm glad I ran for my life. Most times I feel threatened by my looks. I feel like what I have will put me in more danger someday (yes It has put me in danger severally. Story for another day )

No lady ever trusts me. No lady has ever felt they are enough for me. Even if I choose to be loyal and straight forward in a relationship it's never enough. Cos immediately you start thinking this man is all yours, you'll be outrightly discouraged once see your fellow woman staring at him like woah! And if I come follow the woman exchange pleasantries small then they loose all hopes. A few ladies have told me "Jake(fake name) I can't be with someone everybody wanna be with". And they left

I just think I'm a male version of tha light skinned princess every Motherfvcker wanna fvck and dump, or love unconditionally or flirt with or even rape. The type all men wanna hunt down. I think that's what I'm and you know how species like that are endangered to our society nowadays.
If they don't have you, they will loathe you. Some may even seek for ways to destroy you

I always pray the lord my soul to keep!

Guy you just described ME...I have a similar issue...

Just that mine babes were not withdrawn or shy away all the time...

They were just fascinated...it was like they were talking to a god...especially if you are knowledgeable...

And lol nobody digress pass you...

Maccarthy:
It can be lower than that because nairaland registers emails permanently, though you can delete your account but you cannot reuse your email hence their increasing members stats.. It's a cham.

Even facebook loses users daily in great folds nairaland is not an exception eitherr.

I'm one of nairaland early users, at it's early stages you could get good advise from people. Now they just insult you just to get likes.

Just politics at frontpage, snakes and rapes though that was NL core values. What about tech business, career, programming none of them don't make frontpage anymore!

Who said i wanted to be hearing about politics every single day and rapes and birthdays? Am really disappointed.. NL lost a great user like me a long time ago. Adios

Tell me about it...Me too don tire...

No concentrate post on FP these days...politics politics sex...

KrazyDave16:
Yet to get any reply from previous ones

Where n where did you search...

CirocBoi:
Paid for online courses

On Where...
Which Platform...

Johnrayban:
I registered it and got approved 2018.

when did u reg??...
how does upwork work though...

SirMichael1:
I too. I watched the movie and it touched my kidneys! My precious kidneys.

Yea man...

There's another that I find similarly interesting...If Beale street could talk...a lot of similarities...

northvietnam:
Wise man

We can be friends though ... a friend is planing to come down to set a software Dev Company in Lagos after Corona saga , Who knows we might be seating on a round table after all

This is how deals are done...

jamb20s:
I created a Smartbot, a Whatsapp Bot that put paying bills , mobile recharge/data and funds transfer right in your pocket . Just as easy as chatting with a friend..

www.aidapay.ng

Nice bro...

How did you design one...

KrazyDave16:
Planning to learn everything sololearn has to offer (on python now).

Waiting for cryptos price to fall so I can buy and hold.

Learning Forex.

Refreshing my memory, learning some advanced stuff I don't learn in school.

Looking for job postings I can apply with my ssce cert. or internship letter online. Wasting money on transportation only to get "we're not collecting I.T. students" or "we'll call you when the lockdown is over" is not the way to go right now.

Watching some old movies and series I missed growing up.

Games and all...

Did you find any where for good job postings?...

interested...

CirocBoi:
I learnt ethical hacking and Adobe premiere pro took me for than 3months to perfect both, you can't learn all that within 100days... Just say you glanced through them!!!

Please bro how did you go about learning ethical hacking?...

Johnrayban:
I went back to my approved upwork account. researched on which skills pays most. Then i learnt how to write cover letter you know when applying for jobs on freelancing sites. Then improving my skill set. As soon as i deem myself marketable, i would start applying for jobs.

Read books.

I hope i would start earning soon. Cos at home it's constant complain of sleeping, eating or being seen as useless.

If only i had graphic digital tablet mehn i would have being making my money. Just have to do it d hard way with mouse on laptop and fingers on screen.

Please how did you get an approved upwork??...

SirMichael1:
Hilarious!

Lol bro I love that Movie...THUG LIFE...

Multiplier7:
Nice question

I have learnt a lot in this 100 days o

Books : I have read very nice books that I believed will and have positioned me for life.

1. The Richest man in Babylon
2. Think and grow rich
3. Rich dad poor dad
4. The millionaire next door
5.The parable of dollars

I have been able to stop working for money rather to make money work for me. That I should not mind liabilities which removes money from my pocket but to focus more on assets which puts more money in my pocket.

I have been able to increase my investment by learning about the stock market.
I have three accounts now on Afrinvest, Meristem and Cowrywise.

Currently I own shares in Zenith bank, Fidelity and Dangcem ( I plan investing more in future)

I learned how to use Canva. Though I didn't do much.

Most importantly I learnt to save more, not only to save but to also invest and invest my gains too.

So far it has been so good. School should not open again. Our lecturers should just call us and ask us to swear that we understand all they have been teaching us.

NOTE: You can search for the authors of those books mentioned above if you care to read them for your good.

I am MULTIPLIER

Hello bro could you guide me on the requirements on ...Afrinvest, Meristem and Cowrywise ?...

Would really appreciate...

Hotspotbro:
Learning python,HTML,

Trying to build some tech I think I'll start with a smartwatch (no supplies for it, I'm still searching)


Learning Chinese on a facebook group, also learning how to speak German too Hadampson thank you for that your lesson, bruder(i can speak a little Spanish, i learnt it from a friend) Portuguese too

Please bro what's the name of the fb group??...

Brooklynsouth:
INNOSON, africa's number one best automobile maker has achieved another fit by going into mobile phone production .The automobile giant is expected to launch series of innoson mobile handsets into world market capable of outshining popular brands line Apple iPhone ,Samsung ,oppo etc

Innoson make una relax...

First oil now phones...not that the phones will be anything special...no innovation. no nothing...

instead of them to design n develop standard cars they are going into oil...

That guy should just sell the car division...since they are now a conglomerate...

I could run it better than he has...will not be easy. Ask Musk. but can be done

UndauntedYOCA:
Lol, yes I am. What's wrong?

ohh nothing was just curious...
Your boss levels is blowing my mind...*winks*

UndauntedYOCA:
Lol, I hail you too. Na you be boss and na your legs I dey follow for street na.

Lol Yoca don whine me O...
Yoca you are a female right?...

afrorossiyatv:
Lol this guy said he is too high to comment cos he smoked two joins lmao. No let Russian FSB/KGB catch you there lmao

Lol Tochi leave that guy...he's an OG...

Guess people smoke a lot there...

Ariza:
In as much as I support and preach freedom to live and make choices, especially when it comes to life time decisions like marriage and child birth I can't help but express concern over the connection between these decisions and society/environment.

In Nigeria we lack basic medical amenities to support childbirth or fertility and the available ones are so expensive for average Nigerian. Adoption is not widely acceptable, And living alone and childless at a particular age is a stigma, An unmarried Woman at specific age is cursed and so many more barbaric reasoning. Therefore a Nigerian Woman who wants to live her life on her own terms and time should consider the problems she might face in the future. Or she should do what she ought to do at "biological the right time".But if she can relocate to an environment which support her view or has the resources to boost her fertility when she's ready then it's all good.

Please as much as it's our right to express and use our liberty, let's be sensible while at it. May it never be too late for us ooo.

Lol she had to end it with that statement...