₦airaland Forum

Zieus:
Please ooh, me I need remedy to me not cumming ooh, asin I can go 10min without even feeling the urge

pyyxxaro:
Just use a mixture of Cameroon pepper and Sulphuric acid to clean it twice daily



Thank me later

dawnomike:
pandoro root/leaf is what you need.

mofedamijo:
Lol..... I hire at least 20 - 30 candidates every month. I can share my LinkedIn and ATS with you to see my job posting and hiring.

Those people you mentioned are based in Nigeria, Iam saying, nobody wants to hire a U.S based programmer without a B.sc. By the way, the millions you think they are earning is peanuts to those I hire with Masters degree. Take my word for it.

I am not here to argue, I am stating facts. I belong to several U.S based recruiters groups and forums, nobody is looking for a Developer without a degree in the U.S.

Go and kook at any U.S job post online. 93% requires a Bachelors degree except handymans job.

I keep laughing when people say the word is changing and degree's are no longer needed. I can bet on it, 95% of Indian developers in the U.S have at least a Bachelors degree, and a large percent have a masters degree. That is why they have an edge over other nationals. They are gurus but still acquiring more knowledge. Sit there and think degrees are outdated when millions around the globe are pursuing degrees daily.

I am presently hiring for Executive Assistant to a CEO, U.S based candidates, and we need someone with a Bachelors degree. I will not submit a candidate without a Bachelors degree, and I can tell you, no recruiter will do that either. Once a client sends you a candidate requirement, you have to stick to it......... Degrees are highly rated anywhere.

DaveDGreat:
Good day Sir,

Well. In Ogba/Ndoni/Egbema (ONELGA) L.G.A of Rivers State are three sets of people - The Ogba People, The Ndi-Onuiyi (renamed Ndoni) people and the Egbema people.

I have little or no knowledge about the Ogba people but I can say few things about the Ndoni people and also know much about Egbema.

Ndoni people (originally Ndi-Onuiyi) have relationships and can be said to be Siblings of the people of Ogbaru in Anambra State. Similar tongue, similar food, similar culture and tradition. But just as usual, being in Rivers State makes the current offsprings of Ndoni see the man from Ogbaru as an "Alien" while that from far away Edo or Cross River States is a "brother" because they are from the same "South South" region (which doesn't even exist constitutionally same as SE, NW, SW, etc).

The Egbema people are one and the same people under one traditional stool - the Nze Obi stool. When all Egbemas where in Imo State, the late King, the Great Nze-Obi S.N. Uzor was the leader of Imo State Council of Traditional Rulers. Due to Nigeria's abracadra, Egbema was split into two with the greater part of Egbema in Ohaji/Egbema LGA of IMO State and the lesser in Ogba/Ndoni/Egbema LGA of Rivers State.

Now the Egbema have 2 Nze-Obi stools. One for those in IMO State and another for those in Rivers State but they all pay respect to the one in IMO State. Some time ago (early 2000s), some Egbema people wanted to push for a return to IMO state same as those from Obigbo. They even wanted to make the son of the Nze-Obi of Egbema (IMO state) as the new Nze-Obi of the Egbema in Rivers State.

But these days, geo-political regions now define blood relationships, bloodlines, and ancestry. The younger generations are busy shouting that "Igbo people want to claim Rivers State and Delta States" without making proper research and/or asking questions.

I wrote that to burst his bubble and also enlighten him and others (in case they don't know).

Udo.

DaveDGreat:
Cool. That's good to know. If you're truly from Rivers State? Then why make such statement that there's no place called Obigbo in Rivers?

That some part of land was carved from Old IMO State by Justice Mamman Nasir and placed in Rivers because of Melford Okilo's insecurities that "it is closer to Port Harcourt, the Capital City" didn't make it loose it's origin? That it was renamed to Oyigbo didn't make the indigenes stop seeing themselves as who they are.

What you're saying is like Yorubas saying that there's no place like "Eko" in Nigeria because what's in the constitution is "Lagos", a name the Portuguese gave the beautiful Island.

Lastly, I always ask people like you this question: What makes an Egbema man from Ohaji/Egbema LGA in IMO state an "Igbo Man" and an Egbema man from Ogba/Ndoni/Egbema LGA (ONELGA) LGA in Rivers State a "South South/Niger Delta Man"

Las Las, Ndigbo will survive all these.

Asiri1991:
Your uncle died and you think you can't die as well. You better collect the money and rent a place you will use as brothel and bar. These Yoruba girls trooping into Benin City everyday are ready to fill the place and render sexual services to their all time ready clients. And they pay every day. You can go to Big Town Brothel, Akpakpava and ask for Aunty Funmi. She can supply 100 girls from Osun State within two days. In all, take the 5m

SweetBuns:
My hostel in an all girls school back then (A very popular all girls school though I won’t mention the name to prevent defamation and libel)
Lesbianism was very prevalent and I don’t know if it’s still a thing in female hostels nowadays
I wasn’t a direct victim of said bullying, but I got to witness such things close up

The senior girls would coax the junior ones just for the innocent girls to enter the seniors hostel rooms. This usually involves money and foodstuffs
When the junior student is more comfortable around the senior one, a proposal is made. Especially if the senior student is one that has influence in the school.

If you agree to her demands, you will be under her protection and be untouchable. Both during and after school hours.
They kiss and do all sorts of rubbish with each other.

The bullying comes in when the junior either rejects the proposal or she falls off along the way and starts to avoid the senior one.
Life will be made unbearable for her unless the senior finds another playmate

I have asked several of my friends who went to all girl schools and they recount similar experiences.

Most schools invest all their energy into the boys hostel matters and forget or just act in an apathetic manner towards the girls. This unbalanced guidance can be very dangerous

Johndagr8t:
fucking my friend mum

younglleo:
Nah,not an outgoing persin ! Would love to

Jeon:
yes because of the pansexualims.

iLegendd:
Okay, I give up. I have finally seen someone funnier than humor.

iLegendd:

pansophist:
Use condom na
I studied at the University of autodidactism

Aconomist:
When were you last there?

pansophist:
About health.

A glitch in human nature is that we dont appreciate what we have until we lost it. Same goes with health, youthfulness, time, a good friend/lover etc. If one is rich and unhealthy, he is actually poor. Your number one treasure in life is health, not material wealth. There are lots of jobs I'll never do, because I know I'll be trading my health for it. Same goes with foods too.

If you're not eating healthy, exercising daily, drinking life into your system (water) and cutting off junks like smoking, drugs, drinking, you're unhealthy and may soon pay for it dearly. If there is a time machine that will catapult all of us back to two hundred years ago, I can say that up to 50% percent of people would just die, because the only thing keeping them alive is the ubiquity of technology, not their health.

Aconomist:
Wasn't that shut down?

EXLOVER:
So last week i travel late to the town, after drinking a bottle of whiskey i was so tired and feeling so Hot to go Home. I called one of my loyal girlfriend around the hood to meet me at the pub. After everything we decided to get a room, i paid for the room and ask that my girl to go in and wait for me, i remembered that i was not with condoms, i then went to the reception to buy a condom, the manager, a youngman at his early 30s replied me that there is no condom, i was shocked, when i know hotels don't lack condoms cause they make a lot of profits from it. I became so frustrated, i asked him where i can get a condom, the place he described to me was about 20mins walk from the hotel, for my mind which kind mumu waka be this one? But the spirit is weak the body is willing and konjified.


After walking for 4mins, i remembered my phone is still in my pocket by this deadly robbing hour, on this lonely road, if them thief my phone now, na konji cause am, what if boys attack me for road even stab me for this night? Wetin i go tell God, condom by 11:23pm? I decided to turn back i drop my phone with my girl in the hotel room, when i past the gate, the gate man called me, "Oga Good evening sir, Oga if na condom you dey find, i dey sell o, but 1 na 200, for my mind omo i nor know who i go thank for this matter weda na God or devil, i asked him if the thing reach 4, cause normally na 3 rounds i dey go till day break, then one extra incase the condom tear for road, the Mumu gateman say Oga, the thing reach 20 sef, i laugh give am 1k take four make he keep the change.


On my way to the hotel room, i noticed the receptionist was staring at me somehow, for my mind maybe this one wan knack me, i ignored her sight, i went straight to my room, as i got to the door, i was hearing soft moaning, i smile, i say this girl dor begin dey watch porn, she go finish me this night, immediately i open the door, the manager pants down riding the girl, not my girl again, they were both shocked. I was really so disappointed, i felt bad, she was short of words, i didn't say a word, room i paid for, i went straight to the table, carried her phone, left the hotel room, i took a drop straight home, I'm going to sell her phone when I'm ready, just to cover for the hotel room, and i will drink pepper soup with one chilled campari. I nor send her papa. She have been calling my line, she doesn't know my place.

GonzalezAguero:
Boss how e go free na?if na woman everywhere stew for you..just hold better rabaz..

GonzalezAguero:
Yeah exactly.. check am out na..

GonzalezAguero:
51A Agadez Cres..Wuse 2 904101, Abuja..check am out..

NovesaTillie:
Let me be your doctor for today.
Not every woman who menstruates, ovulates.
Not every sperm that looks watery is watery.

Go offline from Nairaland
Get guava leaves, buy what they called Bara (bitterguard) , Add ginger and garlic and turmeric then boil all together. Let you and your wife drink it starting this weekend.
Take it for like a week.
It will detoxify your system of all the previous infections and junks that you or your wife may have picked up before marriage.

Afterwards,
Go and buy banana
Buy Peanuts
Buy tin of milk
Blend it together
Don't add water,
Take it like that for at least 1 month.
Let your wife go on Garlic and okro water during her fertile window.

Then go to the Hospital and carry out tests if nothing happens or come let's try

KingDash:
I saw a 15 year old girl having hot sex near my house, because that particular place na den for sex.. i saw them life, I didn't say anything because e no concern me, the only thing I kept saying on my way home were "God no give me female kids".

daddytime:
Lol...I miss GRA...

I get to enter there this December..

Na so we dey stroll enter Amsterdam red light district those days to go feed our eyes for a good sleep afterwards.

When we patrol through the alleys wey caucasians and latina women dey na courteous greetings and sexy posings to lure us into their show glass for a romp.

But the moment we make mistake stroll near where our African sisters alley dey...na so so curse you go dey hear...ogun kill you...na your mama kpekus you want come fkk?

Like say na we put dem inside show glass..

22o62021:
[b] This evening my guy called me to come over to his house, After our discussion there, He said we should go out to receive fresh air. He wanted us to go with his Corolla but changed mind and took his RX330.
I did not know that his change of mind has a meaning. We drove straight to Randekhi Gold hotel GRA. While we were passing through Aso Time. I could see some girls kissing me through the glass. When we were done enjoying ourselves at Randekhi. We passed through Aso time, it was already 10:00pm,by this time the number of girls there has increased and the number of guys selling AZ and loud have increased too. As we are driving in front of CQ pharmacy,he slowed down and some guys rushed to ask us if we want to buy LOUD, I simply told them No because the guys am with does not smoke( I miss my friend HY, 2am we are there buying SK those days) so in front of that CQ pharmacy are lots of girls waiting for customer. As I rolled down the glass, many of them were just kissing me in the air. I brought out my phone ,holding it on my hand and later placed it on my ear. The next thing I heard was shout from different angles, Girls calling me names and accusing me of snapping them. I rolled up and asked my friend to drive front. He drove and parked, these girls came in multitude and started calling me names. Some were saying that Ashawo is better than yahoo. They were just saying that these yahoo boys don’t have sense, I opened the car door and called one of them but none agreed to come close to me. They could not allow me to defend myself. They were more than 15 standing infront of me calling me names. One of them is a friend to my guy, she came to meet him and was standing at the other side of the door,As I was about to greet her, She just said, I hope you are not videoing me oo. Shuuu I just change am for here. I came down from the car to price them. Mehn none of them gree follow me oo say I de video them. One said of my boyfriend see my picture for your phone,na ogun go kill you.

I just run enter motor go house. Them for gather best me if to say I look Gentle for their eyes. [/b]